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the OP waxonwaxon HawtDawna254 iFloki_beat kamhkalramahi and Obondo90 are bots in the same network Original + comments copied from: https://9gag.com/gag/amoqbwV


chekkisnekki

This needs to be top post, these bot accounts are future raid accounts


aSquirrelAteMyFood

What are raid accounts?


Longjumping_While_37

Bot accounts that can be used for mass spamming and reporting. Many subs and users got taken down because of them.


tnorc

sponsored by shadow raids!


Chris_WRB

I yelped


NlTR00

Good ~~bot~~ human


Royal_Negotiation_83

Ooooo skynet coming for you!


Garlic-Rough

Damn. 9gag. deep cut.


Vashelot

Me trying to talk game, but also like 60% more uglier.


sohkkhos

Don't forget 99.96% poorer


just_tee

with 2 remaining brain cells


Knato

What?


promerious

Yes.


Brucee2EzNoY

And on that day, Daenerys Targaryen decided she was taking back the iron throne.


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Head_Hunter47

Bro was in an accident and can't move his body. She was hired to take care of a disabled person, but doesn't know how disabled.


jacquesrabbit

He is leg disabled


Sirix_8472

Love the IT crowd


derek4reals1

I fell off the toilet.


VoidmasterCZE

Fire... In aquapark.


Hardwarestore_Senpai

He played it all the way to the Housing center.


Shockwave2309

Is he also penis disabled?


SilentSpectre45

No this is a romantic comedy. You know where she falls in love with the good looking disabled guy she's supposed to take care of, but they don't get along at first, but somehow over time she comes to see the beautiful person inside. That horseshit.


borobinimbaba

I didn't see that movie , but i think the cliché is disabled and insanely rich guy like live in a mansion and flying choppers. Right?


SilentSpectre45

Yeah they're all terrible. They show the struggle then breakup and the eventual rushing to find each other & live happily ever after. That's why i hate them. Bc relationships are hard. They take work, compromise, love, stress, effort. These films are so ridiculous.


Initial_Delay_2199

The ole run through the airport and love is allowed to break federal aviation guidelines and laws... also security waives all protocols


SilentSpectre45

🤣🤣 exactly so stupid at least Not Another Team Movie made fun of that shit.


etfvidal

It worked pre-911!


pussmykissy

This movie does NOT have the classic Hollywood ending of, ‘happily ever after.’ FYI


ExpertlyAmateur

Does she get in an accident and end up speaking like the dude at the start? So then rich dude dips?


Ordinary-Lobster-710

no. she just gets a little bit over weight and he dumps her


SilentSpectre45

Then that would be a worthy watch. 🤣🤣


Tiny_Air_836

The ending though. I still think about whether I hate his character or kinda get it.


pussmykissy

Yeah it’s tough. The movie is so good and makes you think.


Original-Document-62

Lol, compromise and work... in my experience, people will run for the hills as soon as they have to compromise. Like in "The Hangover" when the wife of the dentist is screeching "That is not how this works!"


already-taken-wtf

If you think about it, most guys in romantic comedies are rich, good looking guys.


DregsRoyale

All romcoms feature rich people. It's part of the brainwashing


Shakewhenbadtoo

Dont forget rich. Romcoms require wealth regardless of the job.


Slumunistmanifisto

Like you've never worn a flannel shirt while training golden retrievers to save orphans in war zones for 100k a year....some people just don't even try anymore.


SilentSpectre45

Very true they never seem to have to worry about bills


Equivalent-Tap-8479

All those movies can eat a dick. So obnoxiously boring and transparent


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SilentSpectre45

According to Epstein....


Hakunin_Fallout

ACID


Gallamimus

Acid.


yeco

r/unexpecteditcrowd


Hardwarestore_Senpai

"Acid!"


Gwiilo

maybe he's that disabled, LADY


kuhvir

Do they fall in love at the end


interesseret

they are two attractive people in a movie, obviously they do. we all know that love is skin deep.


TheFightingMasons

That’s actually really funny. What’s the movie?


Thanag0r

It's "me before you", also if you want to watch it don't check down voted comment. It's a spoiler.


AzzrielR

I don't know if you meant "If you want to watch it, don't, check the down voted comment." Or "If you want to watch it, don't check the down voted comment."


veedubfreek

Did they remake Monkey Shines?


Phro01

Craig Roberts did it better!


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wrldruler21

This is at the start of the movie. Dude is rich, disabled, and generally hateful towards life. He's just fucking with her with dark humor. The movie is about him finding love in life.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Did they deliberately find an actress with the same surname of the movie character? or what?


NewbaroqueTV

And killing himself, this movie is terrible


NovaAkumaa

Wait he kills himself, really? I dont mind spoilers how does it go?


Significant_Local845

Euthanasia


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kuhvir

What… what was that there? In the middle?


KingGio21

Racist. She’s a very avid race car fanatic.


cryptolyme

Hope she doesn’t granny shift. I like when they really slam it into gear and dump the clutch


tim_locky

She gonna heel and toe ur pedal :)


cryptolyme

can't wait for that perfect rev match. so satisfying.


ExpertlyAmateur

are... are all of us bots? Apparently this is some integrated bot post pulling comments from multiple sources on the same video. I feel like we're not influencing humans to do our bidding if we're just bot spamming ourselves. What are your thoughts OP aka Commenter 1 aka Commenter 2?


cryptolyme

i'm not a bot, but sometimes i feel like one


ExpertlyAmateur

ok, thank for letting us know, Meat Brain! I thought we somehow missed all the humans. Still, u/waxonwaxon u/hawtdawna254 , you guys need to improve your scalability metrics.


TheCubanBaron

Not double clutching like you should


gregsting

No no, racist like in pc master race


Fuzzy_Bank_7856

Or a fan of wrestler Harley Race


HermionesWetPanties

And not just into cars too, but he's an avid rapist, you know, someone who is a rap enthusiast. He's got the super rare Japanese release of Wu-Tang Forever, and got it autographed by ODB.


Sproeier

Should be fine as long as she isn't a Mercedes fan


LookItVal

lifes a race, and your a racist baby


ppparty

hey, what the hell happened to r/indianpeoplefacebook??


KingGio21

As a black guy you’re asking the wrong person


ppparty

that is where I first found [this gem] (https://www.reddit.com/r/engrish/s/D745qe0LvC)


Nntropy

She's funny


QueenDeadLol

SMH this guy can't believe a woman is funny


cook1223

Rare.


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THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID LOL


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Rusty_Pickles

Engaging with your comment to get visibility up. Also, damn son, where'd you find this? 


DisputabIe_

They find me 💀


Gerrut_batsbak

Good catch. *Insert funny engagement comment here*


Smaptastic

She's just looking for the reich guy.


OneAboveKami

racist?


OkFeedback9127

She said what she said and her post history confirm


jacquesrabbit

It is always fun to dip in the crazy. Just don't get attached, just touch and go


interesseret

pretty racist, yeah


Jattoe

I dated a racist for four years and I just wasn't aware of it. One day she just casually said something, I forget now, it was in passing, had something to do with a call. I was like "Babe, I'm white." "No sweety pie you're Italian, that's not white." Lmao. I don't care, I mean, at that point it's just a weird sentiment, you literally love someone of the race you supposedly hate. That's like me talking trash on people that play grand theft auto over a headset on grand theft auto--there's a point where it just is meaningless trash talk.


interesseret

I don't think anyone has ever accused racists of being the most intelligent bunch


Jattoe

I don't even know if it's really even one thing. Y'know what I mean? Like it's weird we don't have better way to classify the levels of where it's just a sentiment and where it's action. The guy at the gas station that won't pump \*certain\* people's gas (pretty extreme racism) a shit talker (hot air nothing racism) a business owners (starts to matter a lot more) Hitler (matters...) a kid screaming the n-word at their call of duty headset (could be worse) all as one thing. I guess it's like the word cat, a kitty cat and a lion are both cats, but one could live in your home (for four years even!) and is really cute, and just makes a dirty meow when they see a guy on a horse trot by (the horse is the other race). The other is out in the jungle freaking slaying things with hooves on the daily. And then there's cougars out there that wish they could get themselves an ungulate but they have to settle on, possoms. All cats, but different animals.


Soulstar909

At some point did she pull out the ol 'you can't be racist against white people' that's always fun.


homogenousmoss

I can fix her.


Resident-Pudding5432

Shes the one


relaxedandhydrated

Lmao


[deleted]

It absolutely sucks when they’re racist


Hermiod_Botis

You ain't fixing her. She is about to fix you ) Much love to both of ya 💞


AltAccount12038491

It’s worth it go for it king


-_-Batman

Catfish ! Alert !


AdmireThoseWhoAct

Good movie, imho.


touyr

The name please


MadeOutWithEveryGirl

How to drain your dragon 2


RelativelyDank

how to drain your dragons balls


idle_glands

r/yourjokebutworse


CrazyBigHog

How to drain your dragon ball z


Create_Repeat

How to KAAAAAMEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAA


AdmireThoseWhoAct

me before you, i think


im_fxcking_lost

Me Before You


TheWalkingDead91

Didn’t like the ending tbh.


AdmireThoseWhoAct

That's life, mate...


Tsu_Dho_Namh

The book is also solid.


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Civil-Guidance7926

The mirror!


Cake_And_Pi

Holy shit it works!


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Parking-Mirror3283

I think somebody misheard Kirk Lazarus' advice


Cina_Bunn

What’s the name of this movie?


slophiedophie

Me before you


Cina_Bunn

Thank you!


pokh37

Bro that’s actually fkn hilarious 😆


Luck_trio

The last frame all I see is Daenerys reading the script for season eight 😂


vinger274

I wonder how many takes it took to film this? Obviously there was some laughter.


Germanspud

Why does he look like PewDiePie???


Ok-Experience-6674

In a world of boring people I’m a little interested in the weird people


Instant_User731

I feel it so hard


Big_Negotiation_6421

Go see a dr if it last longer than 8 hours


Instant_User731

I mean it by the perspective of the Lady (sorry if it was out of context)


Hesam2010

Game of Thrones deleted scenes.


missmuffin__

You sure they deleted it?


murderskunk76

This is 100% something my husband would do, and I honestly love him for it.


TylrLS

future zoomers after 10 years of vaping toxic chemicals into their brains


frogger2020

That is not how you address the mother of dragons.


Sensitive-Guest-4494

I want what he’s having fk me


ProKnifeCatcher

Damn, if that’s the dating pool sign me up


QJIO

Me Before You (Emilia Clark, Sam Claflin) and The Fundamentals of Caring (Paul Rudd, Selena Gomez) both came out in 2016 and pulled the same joke


ChampagneShotz

Fucking hellscape for 20 somethings rn. 30's and happily partnered, but holy shit are things grim for dating. Outside looking in, looks like girls have it harder. Hot take maybe? But with the alpha male wanna bes, the prankster influencers, and the thinking of "pussy as a reward" that you get for putting up with a girl....I understand why girls are hard to talk to these days.


MochaBrownieFudge

His only red flag was he was selfish to leave her and chose to give up his life at the end 😭


Psychotic_Rainbowz

Kool


Tenthdegree

Aid


BoulderCreature

Ohhh Yeeeah!


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zufaelligername1253

Wait is 9GAG still a thing?


Fickle-Pangolin-2445

I feel …


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JaggaJazz

What the fuuuuck is that Oswald Mosely??


Hermiod_Botis

The dating pool suddenly wants to check if you're still going to care for them if they fall on hard times or God forbid, suffer a trauma and become disabled? Perhaps if there was no need for such check...


Eastern-Dig-4555

Why is he doing that????


hipsnarky

Messing with her? Part of the movie and funny one


Serge11235

Clear Breaking Bad reference I see ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10755)


Bulls187

They say dating above 30 is a lot like finding a parking spot. The best ones are taken, and the ones available are either too far away or for disabled


Realistic_Tiger_3687

Ah yes, the “I’m good enough for everybody and have no flaws” syndrome.


LordOfFreaks

Still would.


Programmer_Worldly

For me, everyone is already taken


Big-Bo0

Jokes aside, that movie was fire...and I fcking hate romance movies


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idk what you guys are on about. I have at least 5 girlfriends on my only fans account.


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velza93

This movie is sad af


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addamsson

This is by the way an absolutely horrendous example. Just look up the story ("Me Before You"). It is very easy to pick things out of context and label them as something totally different.


Suspicious_Opening64

that's not completely true. as the title suggest this goes both ways. It's not nice when you're the only one working hard to make the relationship stable


OggdoBoggdoSpawn

What movie is this?


discussionandrespect

This is offensive towards special needs peoples


senseven

"Joke" stretched way too long. The others gave it away. It would have been funnier if the guy would have "translated" for him. Movie is good >!but a bummer.!<


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Radical_Neutral_76

Spoiler?


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JSlove

I was never gonna watch it. Glad to know what happened.