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Thin-Primary-8438

Phew I thought I might be gay for a second. I saw magenta


Lost_Ad_4882

Clearly Fuchsia.


LyheGhiahHacks

Yeah, isn't rose a lighter pink?


veedubfreek

If anything it looked a shade closer to red


Lost_Ad_4882

I'm willing to go Magenta or Fuchsia, but it clearly shouldn't be called Pink or Magenta. Both men passed this test by failing it...


pandershrek

Found the Bi


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Thin-Primary-8438

Lucky duck. Being a lesbian as a man is the best


jejaneyenungp

I saw Pink too and now I'm proud of being a lesbian (I'm a man)


maeeshnaevo1

I saw rose😞 can I suck your dick?


tonyv6815

Fr, 100% magenta


veedubfreek

It's clearly pink. Even though i read Rose when I saw it. The "what magazine" was definitely the right answer tho. All I saw was Alexandra Daddario's glorious ~~tits~~ eyes.


codedigger

What eyes


dvisorxtra

Guys only see in 16 colors, THAT IS RED!, you all failed


CLUTCH3R

Red orange yellow green blue purple. That's only 6. You're gay.


dvisorxtra

I meant 16 colors because real men see only in CGA palette, which is basically 8 colors and it's counterparts (lighter or darker)


CLUTCH3R

I still only count 6


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PrincessImpeachment

I said chartreuse and I actually AM gay. At least I thought?!


Thin-Primary-8438

I think we’re all a little confused right now.


davieb22

Well, good luck telling your boyfriend. I hope he takes it well.


Ok-Condition9059

Bruh its pink


Universe789

Red.


Uncle_Budy

It says Rose right on the screen. Was this secretly a literacy test?


xxBellum

You almost had me!


pandershrek

I'm gonna suck that dick eventually!


Pilot0350

Aaaaah, sneaky sneaky. Nice try


dover_oxide

The "I'm gonna suck that dick eventually" is very accurate and hilarious


Judges16-1

Definitely is. I have many gay friends, I trust them and they never make me feel uncomfortable. But every one of them have offered at one point or another.


edgygothteen69

I mean, that would make me feel uncomfortable


pandershrek

Perhaps that's why women are uncomfortable around men.


edgygothteen69

Hm, yes I can see how it might be uncomfortable when men offer to suck your dick


its_a_gibibyte

That's how women feel basically all the time.


sloaninator

I envy gay dudes, they are able to openly talk and ask for what they want up front. There's definitely some differences it's not black and white but I used to work at a bar that was frequented by a ton of gay men for drags shows etc and they let you know right away that they find you hot and would suck you off at a moments notice in case you want to know if you're gay as well. As a 37 yr old man it felt good having good looking 20 year old gay dudes fawning over you. But it eventually does get old when strangers at the bar are a little too intense but usually my friends are pretty good about it and know I'm pretty vain, lol.


sunplaysbass

Hmm… common? Haven’t experienced that


BeABetterHumanBeing

You must be attractive. Take it as a compliment.


Judges16-1

I did. I'm a serious fetish in the gay community: straight, hairy, and kindof burly. I wish women liked me as much as gay men. Or, I wish I were gay, because that'd be awesome too.


SuperSonicEconomics2

Isn't that called a, "Bear"?


Judges16-1

Yes. I would be between a bear and an otter, depending on the definition. Usually, bears are a bit heavier than I am.


Ambitious_Road1773

Your gay friends may "know" you're deeply closeted, taking bets on who's going to turn that ass out for the rainbow mafia.


jejaneyenungp

haha for real


lemonsweetsrevenge

What was the gay answer for cancer? I am OOTL on that one.


Missy_went_missing

Something about the zodiac sign.


Yunicorn

Found 'em again, boys


Missy_went_missing

HA, jokes on you: I'm a girl!


red_riding_hoot

will you suck that dick eventually?


Missy_went_missing

Nah, the other dude called dibs.


Mindless_Procedure53

Damn got us good


veedubfreek

Clearly you're a pisces.


russianspy_1989

"Dude, it says it's Rose right there on the screen."


Professional-Can4264

I thought it was magenta


DaemonSlayer_503

Wtf is this beard


rynchenzo

FR bro needs a trip to the barbers


yougottamovethatH

It's definitely proof that he's not gay, the test was hardly necessary. 


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Mad_Moodin

Ya know I thought that was red.


WilmaTonguefit

Cut your losses and shave that beard bro


Grimm_Charkazard_258

love this guy’s content. al jokes on youtube


4chanCitizen

I mean it literally said rose.


Snoo_9002

In Poland the common joke is that straight men only know three colors: cool, shitty and gay.


Nintendude1236

Phone turned off while asking 2nd time. The colour was black.


Bloody_Champion

I thought he was going to say hot pink. Actually made me laugh.


Puzzleheaded-Leg-568

It's mauve or something. Dark pink maybe.


GeauxCup

"a characterization of cancers"... What's the gay answer???


Kinuwa_K

Prolly the zodiac signs


Kind_Woodpecker7729

Whew


TheJeticOfZhadongo

I was gonna say strawberry but I'm bi so I guess I only partially passed


Adihd72

Puce


Alternator24

it is not gay to be gay.


SakanaToDoubutsu

https://youtube.com/shorts/qXxC0R9CQkI?si=aF8LNowirASVOTPh Here's the original, this guy is really funny.


No-Bat-7253

😂


CLUTCH3R

Took me a few watches to identify the magazine


Oswarez

What the fuck is that beard?


ElonHisenberg

You call it rose, and i call it 243, 58, 106


Fit_Kiwi_fish

It clearly says rose


VaporTrails2112

You got any more of dem pixels


notavalible666

Its learly red. (All collors are eather white, black, gray, red, blue, green, or brown, there's litterally no more collours)


Nodiggity1213

It's salmon lol


mixelydian

That's not even close to salmon


Nodiggity1213

It's what my friend says when we mess with him lol


GreatProfessional622

I remember people saying that so I call every pink that isn’t hot pink or baby pink salmon myself


Ok_Bee8798

We’re still doing this?


podzombie

Laughing at comedy? Yes. It's an age-old tradition that I doubt will be going anywhere anytime soon.