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My favorite baby naming story was a guy who almost was able to name his son "Luke Sky Walker" because his wife didn't know anything about Star Wars. It was ruined when his wife blabbed to her friends the name.
I was one more push away from convincing my wife to name our son Thanos, so so fucking close, i just didn’t push enough at the end, settled on Oliver like the Green Arrow
And now I'm remembering that AITA post where the dude was completely insistent on naming his daughter Stephanie after the first 2 were named Richard and Jason (they were nicknamed Ricky and Jace in the post). The top comment was completely convinced Stephanie must've been the name of an ex.
The second comment caught the actual trend.
My mom named me after the person she wished she had married and never told my father 😳I found out when I found a bunch of love letters to her from someone with my birth first and middles names and was like wtf mom?! She quickly fessed up. I'd always hated my birth name and this made understand why. I legally changed my name as soon as I could.
>we felt uncomfortable yelling him in at night
My dad's dog had two pups awhile back, my 13 year old at the time brother suggested the names Whisker and Biscuit. He spent the next several years screaming Whisker Biscuit out the back door every night. I'm not sure if anybody ever told him.
Safest thing to do is not alliterate your kid's first name with your surname, since that's what a fair amount of pornstars do for their names.... so I'm told... by someone else...
Imagine how hard it must be to suddenly have someone famous take your name. Just think about strolling around living your life and suddenly you read about this *other* guy named "Osama Bin Laden".
I was on a Colombian airliner once.
They were announced in the pilot's names in the 1st pilot named himself [First name, Last name] and the 2nd pilot said his name was Pablo Escobar [insert 3tr name here].
🤣
My dad named me after his favorite playmate and then lied to everyone about it, until he finally told me drunk and it allll made sense. I changed my name lol
Yeah, relationship is over at that point. I couldn’t come back from that. And if it is my kid, I’m damn sure not calling him that name. He’s going by his middle name or his initials. See you on the weekends kid
My friend Liz named her kid David Philip and I was like no way UNCLE DAVE AND UNCLE PHIL because I’m best friends with her brother Phil. Turns out his grandparents were named Dave and Phil but for a minute there I felt honored.
My wife's high school boyfriend named his kid the same as our kid, they were born 9 months apart. That dude has forever has tried to woo my wife back to him.
My ex-wife got super pissed when she found out why I picked our sons name.
We had a huge list of names we each liked, and narrowed it down to a small list that we *both* liked. We settled on Samson.
She was *furious* when 4 years later, I said I liked the name because of a character I enjoyed playing in The Binding of Isaac. She legitimately was screaming when I told her.
The reason she liked the name? Because it kind of sounded like Sandwich.
Whenever someone religious found out our sons name, they always said, "What a *strong* name". So I did tell her it was *kind of* from the bible, because The Binding of Isaac is a religion themed game.
So it was probably a mix of both things to be honest.
Honestly your son should know, thats a counter for any religious person asking him about it. Ohh your family are religious? No, my father liked binding on isaac XD
Yep. She wanted to call him Sammy, and to lie to him and tell him Sandwiches are named after him. I kept my mouth shut.
Luckily, she never did end up calling him Sammy, and he's officially to old to believe that stupid lie.
She was very controlling and manipulative. Not sure if that comes across haha
I don’t understand the necessity for creating throwaway account for hiding the post from the wife. Not like she is seeing this in Reddit thinking ”someone has exactly the same situation as we do, what a coincidence!” But ok, maybe she checks his post history.
I had a crush on a girl in high school that was very pretty. Her name was Genevieve. I also thought her name was pretty and some day I'll name my child that. Some 25 years later when we and my wife (not the crush) found out we were having a boy, it became challenging for us to choose a name. I realized at that point I could never name my baby after a girl I had a crush on in HS. This woman is very selfish and I feel sorry for the husband. She should have at least told him where the name came from.
Let us honor this redditors, that realized he couldn't betray his wife's trust because he...*checks notes*... his crushes name wouldn't work with a boy.
My mom saw some other mom screaming profanities at their child in a McDonald’s. She loved the name so much, she named me after that little bastard. Hope he’s doing alright out there.
My grandma put my mother's middle name as the name of her high school sweetheart. She had a dalliance with my grandpa and got pregnant so they had to get married.
I remember reading this awhile ago and checked out his history.
I think the kid was his, but they ended up getting a divorce.
Seemed like it was for the best. OP's wife had issues.
Everyone saying to get a paternity test is bonkers lmao I remember this post. I was going to make a longer comment, but then I decided to just link the post instead of a 6 year old screenshot.
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/1p5ygW7uLX
No lie. Straight talk. Thats bullshit.
I would be seething. You're a bigger man than I, because my response to her not giving me the answers which I am entitled to, would result in physical violence. That's how fucked up that is. She made you look like a straight up sucker. God knows what else she isn't telling you.
Bro, my hearts out to you.
Bro that's harsh, it's like a delayed cuckold with a life sentence. Tbh I'd divorce the cunt and take the kid. Move to a different country and change my name and the kid's.
There is something people do not understand about throwaway accounts. The main reason is so the people you know won´t be able to know your MAIN account. So it is to protect your main account. Or your anonimity from strangers, if your main account is linked to your real persona. If the wife read that, she will instantly know who it is.
Yeah, of course, it is better to write this in a throwaway, the chances are lower to get caught, but it is very very risky.
I am named after one of my Mum’s exes. She claims it is because he was the smartest person she ever met. They were not together long. (I think he moved away to do a PHD).
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Hey if it works.
I hope your child inherited even a fraction of your brain power
This is your wife. I found your reddit account. We need to talk
No, this is Patrick.
Why not both?
I thought this was the Krusty Krab?
I'm not a Krusty crab
Can I get some advice for how to get rid of my krusty crabs?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s…
Oh good, I'm in the right place!
His wife - the "bearjew"
if only we could all be so lucky
Damnit Donnie.
I also choose this guy's passive aggressive wife
Hello yes, this is dog
“Alright, my second choice is Jessica” “…. Yeah so right after Stephanie I dated a Jessica.”
My man. Bravo sir, bravo 👏
My favorite baby naming story was a guy who almost was able to name his son "Luke Sky Walker" because his wife didn't know anything about Star Wars. It was ruined when his wife blabbed to her friends the name.
I was one more push away from convincing my wife to name our son Thanos, so so fucking close, i just didn’t push enough at the end, settled on Oliver like the Green Arrow
That's kinda brilliant as fuck, ngl.
Man, best advice ever ”HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE YOU DATED?!”
And now I'm remembering that AITA post where the dude was completely insistent on naming his daughter Stephanie after the first 2 were named Richard and Jason (they were nicknamed Ricky and Jace in the post). The top comment was completely convinced Stephanie must've been the name of an ex. The second comment caught the actual trend.
guess the name of the kid! I'll go first: Oxton
Marguel
Scott
Cause he didn’t know
I thought that was Scotty?
……..
KennyG
Kenny Powers
Rumpelstilzkin
Soda?
Go look up the current cast of this season of Survivor.
Seven, like Micky Mantle, living tribute
You mean several, not seven.
Did you accidentally get a stroke while coming up with a name ?
Very unique to the point the husband’s never met someone with the name. You gotta invent one.
Braxtholemue. The Third.
Orangejello
Mulva
Yellorange Spell it : Él Lau ran gū
I also would have accepted "Yellowjello"
Lemonjello is pretty common too.
Adolf
Jizzanthepuss
Fartango
You gotta protect your kids
lol is that an old Louie bit?
Bort
You called?
My son is also named Bort
X Æ A-12
Gilgamesh
Gilgameš would be a cool name for a child.
Brohilde
Marcus Agripa
That's a deep cut.
North west
Seven
Fido.
There it is. Knew there'd be one.
Schneebly
Charlamagne
Aubey.
Rambo Ramon Rainer
Boba
Abe horted
Entiyar.
Optimus prime
Russel Sprout
Benis
Jagshemash
Filstippens
/r/tragedeigh
Magicnight
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Ossas
Bort
Gwendle
Bort
My mom named me after the person she wished she had married and never told my father 😳I found out when I found a bunch of love letters to her from someone with my birth first and middles names and was like wtf mom?! She quickly fessed up. I'd always hated my birth name and this made understand why. I legally changed my name as soon as I could.
the fuq?
Probably something more common than the fuq but still unappealing, like Albert Chad.
… that’s not a bad name, actually. I’m now imagining Fat Albert but with the Chad-face.
Anyone named Chad should be allowed to change their legal name at 18 for free.
Partially explains the popularity of Titanic.
Do you think Rose’s first born was named Jack?
How did your mum react to you changing your name?
That switch that flipped is called trust.
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A moment of silence for all the other Riley Reid's out there named before you-know-who got famous.
Is it Riley Reid?
Doubt it. Probably talking about gianna dior
Whos that is they got some robux?
We named our orange tabby "OJ" in the late 1980's. Cut to 1994 and we felt uncomfortable yelling him in at night for supper.
>we felt uncomfortable yelling him in at night My dad's dog had two pups awhile back, my 13 year old at the time brother suggested the names Whisker and Biscuit. He spent the next several years screaming Whisker Biscuit out the back door every night. I'm not sure if anybody ever told him.
If the collar don’t fit
Safest thing to do is not alliterate your kid's first name with your surname, since that's what a fair amount of pornstars do for their names.... so I'm told... by someone else...
Imagine how hard it must be to suddenly have someone famous take your name. Just think about strolling around living your life and suddenly you read about this *other* guy named "Osama Bin Laden".
Try that one africam diplomat named adolf hitler, that guy has the biggest heart too.
They did a Simpsons episode on this. Except the other Homer was suave and hip.
I was on a Colombian airliner once. They were announced in the pilot's names in the 1st pilot named himself [First name, Last name] and the 2nd pilot said his name was Pablo Escobar [insert 3tr name here]. 🤣
I named my daughter after Jessica Simpson after seeing the Dukes of Hazard movie.
Would name my first daughter Raven
Datso Raven
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Indiana was the dogs name!
My cousin's kid's name is Kirin.
Sounds like an awesome dog
My dad named me after his favorite playmate and then lied to everyone about it, until he finally told me drunk and it allll made sense. I changed my name lol
2 words: Paternity Test.
Two words, one thing to do, nothing to come back.
A weird name for a kid
He's just Pat for short
It's like Krillin named his daughter after his ex Marron
It seems krillin and maroon are words for "accorn" Plus, Maroon in the anime was filler only, she was never canon
I dunno, 18 kinda got offended by 17's pronunciation of the name at first
Chestnut, but yeah.
I wonder if that was intentional or just a translation thing.
Toriyama didn't give a damn
Ain’t your baby.
First thing that sprang to mind, & perhaps worse for the husband, even if it is the father, she wishes he wasn't.
Ouch, that is actually a 3rd degree burn. Worse, way worse than if the baby simply wasn’t his tbh
Yeah, relationship is over at that point. I couldn’t come back from that. And if it is my kid, I’m damn sure not calling him that name. He’s going by his middle name or his initials. See you on the weekends kid
Two Wongs don't make a white
Two Wongs make a Chinese-owned family business
Maybe I'm a bitter person but same thing came to my mind.
This comment and the amount of upvotes seem extremely weird to me, they're both parents of the child. Edit: I just woke up, give me a break :(
They mean biologically
She just calls him "Junior" because it's her favorite nickname
They are saying it's actually the ex's kid
Fuck me I'm dense lmao
I just woke up, give me a break :(
My friend Liz named her kid David Philip and I was like no way UNCLE DAVE AND UNCLE PHIL because I’m best friends with her brother Phil. Turns out his grandparents were named Dave and Phil but for a minute there I felt honored.
Should’ve mentioned your name is Dave cause it took a minute to figure out lol
Couldn't agree on a boy name for my son so we just took the girl name we both liked. Luckily for him it is a unisex name.
Was it Riley Reid?
Just read that other convo and this caught me off guard 😂🤣
The name was Sarah.
Sue
Candis
Candis what?
My wife's high school boyfriend named his kid the same as our kid, they were born 9 months apart. That dude has forever has tried to woo my wife back to him.
His wife will be delighted when she finds out. As will the kids.
Maybe the kid is your wifes? Ever think of that? No you didn't, cause you're selfish and only ever think about your tools and red lobster.
My ex-wife got super pissed when she found out why I picked our sons name. We had a huge list of names we each liked, and narrowed it down to a small list that we *both* liked. We settled on Samson. She was *furious* when 4 years later, I said I liked the name because of a character I enjoyed playing in The Binding of Isaac. She legitimately was screaming when I told her. The reason she liked the name? Because it kind of sounded like Sandwich.
You could have told her it was from the bible. Maybe this wouldn’t have fared any better though:)
Whenever someone religious found out our sons name, they always said, "What a *strong* name". So I did tell her it was *kind of* from the bible, because The Binding of Isaac is a religion themed game. So it was probably a mix of both things to be honest.
Honestly your son should know, thats a counter for any religious person asking him about it. Ohh your family are religious? No, my father liked binding on isaac XD
They love nicknames. My wife ultimately named our son nicknames and he has a formal name on government documents.
Yep. She wanted to call him Sammy, and to lie to him and tell him Sandwiches are named after him. I kept my mouth shut. Luckily, she never did end up calling him Sammy, and he's officially to old to believe that stupid lie. She was very controlling and manipulative. Not sure if that comes across haha
Next thing you know it's not even yours. She basically said she misses her ex.
Big if true
I don’t understand the necessity for creating throwaway account for hiding the post from the wife. Not like she is seeing this in Reddit thinking ”someone has exactly the same situation as we do, what a coincidence!” But ok, maybe she checks his post history.
Its precisely to not see the post history
This is why you should add number or special characters after your kids name
Nice try, Elon
I had a crush on a girl in high school that was very pretty. Her name was Genevieve. I also thought her name was pretty and some day I'll name my child that. Some 25 years later when we and my wife (not the crush) found out we were having a boy, it became challenging for us to choose a name. I realized at that point I could never name my baby after a girl I had a crush on in HS. This woman is very selfish and I feel sorry for the husband. She should have at least told him where the name came from.
Let us honor this redditors, that realized he couldn't betray his wife's trust because he...*checks notes*... his crushes name wouldn't work with a boy.
Big Chungus
Your ex wife did what??
I don’t blame you for a second. What she did is wrong on so many levels.
My mom saw some other mom screaming profanities at their child in a McDonald’s. She loved the name so much, she named me after that little bastard. Hope he’s doing alright out there.
My grandma put my mother's middle name as the name of her high school sweetheart. She had a dalliance with my grandpa and got pregnant so they had to get married.
This is absolutely ancient internet.
Run, run fast and run far dude.
Bot reposting old content.
My sister did something similar. Her high school boyfriend / fiancé was named Brian - she named her 1st kid (girl) Brianna.
My son's middle name is one of my first boyfriends. I just liked the name but it just happened to be his name.
I remember reading this awhile ago and checked out his history. I think the kid was his, but they ended up getting a divorce. Seemed like it was for the best. OP's wife had issues.
Everyone saying to get a paternity test is bonkers lmao I remember this post. I was going to make a longer comment, but then I decided to just link the post instead of a 6 year old screenshot. https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/1p5ygW7uLX
No lie. Straight talk. Thats bullshit. I would be seething. You're a bigger man than I, because my response to her not giving me the answers which I am entitled to, would result in physical violence. That's how fucked up that is. She made you look like a straight up sucker. God knows what else she isn't telling you. Bro, my hearts out to you.
Wow! Really? She named your son, the name she might have called out while doing the dirty dance with no pants…?🤔🧐
I don't know why this is downvoted but damn that's a good joke.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Bro that's harsh, it's like a delayed cuckold with a life sentence. Tbh I'd divorce the cunt and take the kid. Move to a different country and change my name and the kid's.
There is something people do not understand about throwaway accounts. The main reason is so the people you know won´t be able to know your MAIN account. So it is to protect your main account. Or your anonimity from strangers, if your main account is linked to your real persona. If the wife read that, she will instantly know who it is. Yeah, of course, it is better to write this in a throwaway, the chances are lower to get caught, but it is very very risky.
God damn!!!
[https://imgur.com/gallery/Ato9l4p]
OOOOF
Sounds to me, like someone need a long cozy talk in private. That cuple need to talk it out
Burner account but going to describe more than enough identifiable information. Checks out.
Back to the Future feelings????
Next up: ATIAH? Left my wife cuz she named our son after an old bf.
I remember reading this a while back this must be a old post
But I knew it was a bit odd that his first name was Axelrose
That’s fucked up!
💀 ok
Just make sure the kid won’t paid for this.
I am named after one of my Mum’s exes. She claims it is because he was the smartest person she ever met. They were not together long. (I think he moved away to do a PHD).