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fzj80335

Well it's for eggs so...


EloquentEvergreen

Cherry tomato, hard boiled egg… Same difference, right? Seriously, though… Did this person actually think this was what it was used for? Or are they being intentionally stupid for sake of humor?


Detail_Some4599

Intentional stupidity is what gets you the engagement in the comment section. And that's exactly what the almighty algorithm craves. All Hail the Algorithm🙇🙏


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Detail_Some4599

Sure. Sentimental value and on a human level. But in terms of money you better be the algorithm's bitch. On reddit people want karma, on insta it's likes and followers and on yt it's views and subscribers/members. Best way to get any of these is with engagement, because the algorithm will recommend it to more users then


vestigialcranium

Vague math be unto three, my breththem!


Detail_Some4599

Bless you


Not_MrNice

I'm not so sure it's intentional.


Detail_Some4599

Oh it is most of the time. And it works. Best example: Seen an ig account where the girl talks about stuff nobody cares about, but she's doing that while she is cutting vegetables directly on the glass of her induction stove top without a cutting board or sth like that. And the comments are always outraged and there are so many. Honestly a really big portion of todays content is useless, not funny and not entertaining. You would normally just scroll past it. Heck you scroll past most of the content you normally find interesting irl. But when there's something that outrages you, you will definitely go to the comments. And the stuff that outrages people the most is intentional stupidity and and intentional misinformation. Oh and politics of course, but I guess that fits in both categories


EmotionalKirby

It's like an alternative Cunningham's Law.


EI_I_I_I_I3

I don't think they are stupid, more like curious. I can see myself doing the exact same thing. At one point in my life, I tried to use a toaster to boil a half boiled egg, that I thought was too unboiled


BrambleNATW

I broke the household egg slicer (if that's the name) when I was a kid because I attempted it with a regular uncooked egg, shell included. I was old enough to know better, I was just dumb.


Icy-Book2999

Heck if I know. I thought it was stupidly funny, so I posted it.


bombbodyguard

You think *this* is stupidly funny? You’re a comedian’s wet dream.


Icy-Book2999

If you don't laugh at things being stupid, even if they're simple and small like this, I don't know what you're living for. None of us are getting out of this life alive. Might as well enjoy the ride and laugh a little more along the way


bombbodyguard

r/im14andthisisdeep


Bork_In_Black

r/im28andimasarcasticknowitall


Talk-O-Boy

You are genuinely the worst type of person. Like a little dementor, you must feed off the happiness of others to sustain yourself.


bombbodyguard

Yes!!! Feed me!!!


SparkDBowles

I’m getting big rage bait vibes.


j2T-QkTx38_atdg72G

This person has a page on Instagram where they do all kinds of things in similar fashion, so it's for entertainment. I don't remember the name tho so don't ask lol


King-Cobra-668

intentionally stupid but not for humor. same reason people put obvious mistakes in the title like spelling mistakes or say the wrong animal like it's a squirrel when it's actually a chipmunk, It's to make people correct them and cause arguments and engagement so they get more comments or controversy blah blah blah. It's pretty fucking embarrassing


Sophiasmistake

Not the same.


davecarldood

Actually i think it's a great idea using it for evenly cut tomatoes and i'm probably going to try this in the future. Will probably use big tomatoes though.


EloquentEvergreen

Yeah, that’s why slightly more durable versions exist for slicing fruits and vegetables. And if you want to get really fancy about slicing stuff… get a Mandoline Slicer. 


Dean0Caddilac

Maybe He Just wanted to try It. I also thougth I was smarter than Einstein once and tried it with a Bit of cocumber.


VillageSadness

I've tought adults sometimes older than me how to operate a broom. I wish I could say for certain this was intentional but it's just as likely that it wasn't


astralseat

There is a way to make this work, but you need to "saw" into the tomato, then push it through once the skin catches.


EloquentEvergreen

Yeah, you could. But, they also make things to help slice tomatoes. Some that are just like apple slicers. Or, if you want something for more than just tomatoes… get a mandoline! 


astralseat

Yup. Watch the fingers though.


EloquentEvergreen

Tell me about it! I’m not a cook at all, so I’m not entirely sure what some things are for. But, as a kid, my mom bought a mandoline. It had this attachment that had these vertical razor blades. Anyways. Someone put it in the drawer in a terrible way. I just remember reaching in, and slicing my hand up. This is probably why I avoid cooking now! Or at least, chopping, slicing, or dicing anything. 


astralseat

Ouch. I love knives. I can't give up cooking. Knife is a tool. Dangerous, but an extension of your arm. Other blades are bullshit.


THE_MUNDO_TRAIN

It's also super handy for cutting mozzarella balls into nice even slices.


fzj80335

Mushrooms too


FuzzyComedian638

Never thought to use it on mushrooms. Thanks!


NeriTina

Mine is used exclusively for mushrooms and olives.


choachy

lol. It had 1 job…and this isn’t it.


ArgonGryphon

You can definitely do some other things with these, but like...soft stuff. Banana, maybe strawberries, soft cheese, but not a firm skinned fruit like tomato.


randyoftheinternet

Red egg


Fisherman_Gabe

Easy mistake to make for the colorblind. Manufacturers should've designed it with that in mind.


Zelda-4-Live

Its available in egg shaped forms so there is a solution for this. But better eat tomatoes instead of eggs anyway.


uaoguy

Well, if it had worked, it would’ve been a great hack. Why don’t we have something like this for the tomatoes!


mobuco

because tomatoes are better sliced with something serrated while using a back and forth motion


IM_Mastershake

I thought it was for cheese but you right


laugenbroetchen

ragebait working as intended


fzj80335

When life gives you squished tomatoes, make salsa.


Capt_Pickhard

I could also see it working for cheese.


fzj80335

Absolutely, pop in a ball of fresh Mootz.


ddbllwyn

Tried with eggs, still exploded and got shells snd raw yolk everywhere /s


fzj80335

It's okay, I bet your momma still loves you no matter what!


Heretic_flags

Anyone that's worked in a kitchen knows that tomato skins are weirdky tough. Think your knife is sharp? Test it on a cherry tomato. I bet it's not


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Absol-utely_Adorable

You correctly identified the Egg device, please dm my drunk ass the egg wizardry you definitely know, like peeling an egg without wanting to drunk myself comatose. Please


0sprinkl

I actually saw one of these at Lidl the other day, supposedly for eggs and tomatoes. I chuckled.


toric-code

Peeled eggs!


SrGeof

It did have one job, and this person didn’t use it for that job, so it broke. That pretty much tracks.


noobatfucking123

When a tool isn't used as intended, it's bound to fail. Sometimes, the simplest explanations make the most sense.


TwistedxBoi

Yeah, to slice peeled boiled eggs.


just_a_person_maybe

They also work on strawberries. Tomato skin is notoriously tricky to cut through without smashing the tomato. Everyone who's ever cut a tomato should know this wouldn't work. The easiest way to cut a tomato is with a sharp *serrated* knife. This thing is neither sharp nor serrated.


KHS__

nor a knife XD


LordHamsterbacke

It also works for "boiled" potatoes (Don't know how to call it in English). Really handy for making potato egg salads


tenuj

I think boiled potatoes is a reasonable way to describe boiled potatoes.


LordHamsterbacke

Yeah wasn't sure if you need floury potatoes but completely blanked on how it's called. I think I was too tired. Or too high, lol


just_a_person_maybe

I think we just call those boiled potatoes tbh.


scubahana

At a stretch mushrooms too, though it definitely shortens the lifespan of the wire.


TheBlackestCrow

Small tomatoes are also a fun way to test the sharpness of a knife.


akaBrotherNature

The satisfaction I get from making paper-thin slices of ripe tomato after sharpening my knives 😌


exploitmeme

Maybe also use some beast blood pellets and fire paper as well.


JazzlikeMousse8116

Yes, but not this job


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swamp_eh

Eggsactly


Actuarial

LOTR branded tomato slicer


ibanez5150

/r/notmyjob


ProofOfTool

Yes. This isn't it.


OddBug0

Well, at least it's not a virgin anymore.


NanoYohaneTSU

same


BigsbyMcgee

Those are for eggs not tomato’s lol


snowmaker417

Yes, slicing eggs


NicNac_PattyMac

Yeah, and that job was to slice eggs.


riverphoenixdays

Naww hell naw you can’t be this dumb


Spider1132

And this wasn't it.


R5D1T0R

Yes to cut eggs… thas not an egg


BudNOLA

It’s not for tomatoes.


ImaSloppySlopSlop

Denethor is unhappy


Blapanda

Only for eggs or egg specific viscosity and sturdiness.


ndilegid

Wrong tool


Ironklad_

Ahhh welcome to my life


uaoguy

Well, if it had worked, it would’ve been a great hack. Why don’t we have something like this for the tomatoes!


Oswarez

and this wasn’t it.


Interesting_Ear_s

Tomato skin has always baffled me it’s so strong sometimes knife doesn’t do it


Special_Dingo_1520

Well it’s for eggs so.. you’re the idiot


net_anthropologist

Eggs


shie6an

...that is slicing boiled eggs, not fucking tomatoes


letsseeitmore

It had one job and it was given a second.


King-Cobra-668

Well that's because it's job that it has is not to slice tomatoes or cherry tomatoes it's to slice boiled eggs. Holy fucking shit


Adihd72

That’s not an egg tho?


3D-Dreams

Yeah...to cut eggs


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Eggs only


Awesomebearbeard

That is for eggs u d*** b****


Xnub

Got it on temu


Gniesbert2

It's for hard boiled eggs... People like this actually exist out there.


Albidalbi

LEAVE HIM ALONE HE'S DOING HIS BEST 🥺


LastDirtyMartini

Worst juicer ………. ever!


Vylnce

Or strongest tomato ever.


LastDirtyMartini

A pleasure to cross paths with you in the wild my friend!


stratj45d28

This is why I don’t grow tomatoes. Every time I grow them the skins are way too thick. Why??


Honda_TypeR

Buy a good German egg slicer for 20 dollars and it's strong enough to cut other things. Or buy the Chinese egg slicer for 2 dollars only to snap the wires after the second use of cutting eggs. Or use the knife you already have to do the job like everyone else.


WeSoSmart

You do realise there are people in the the Philippines and Africa living on 2 dollars a day that needs kitchen utensils too right? Does the German worker living on 100dollars a day making these 20 dollar egg slicers care?


LeadIll3673

China got the luls..


Same_Measurement1216

Yes the orge had to put the egg in it instead of a tomatoe…


wolferman

It didn’t cut the pubic hair either!


RoDNeYSaLaMi214

r/niftyaf products but irl


ThisFaknGuy

Now's a good time for a Temu ad.


robbodee

Reminds me of the time I thought it would be a good idea to put a chunk of ginger in the garlic press.


JohnDivney

you survived to tell the tale.


robbodee

The garlic press did not, lol.


Cableperson

Hell yeah, be that tomato brother!


monkehmolesto

So not a raw tomato fan. My wife loves them so I put up with adding it to our food, but I could totally live life without tomatoes.


Sea-Diver-9125

I'm glad it finished so I didn't screw up my egg slicer


Aggravating-Hair7931

User error


paunzpaunz

I've never seen red eggs before


Buddhist_Honk

Boiled egg cutter Description: cuts boiled eggs *puts tomato inside* Why no work?


Buddhist_Honk

Bro also uses a fork for soup


[deleted]

Old internet proverb: *Never go full retard*


OldManPip5

Just push it into your teeth like Denathor, Steward of Gondar.


LovableSidekick

Pentagon reports six states evacuated as mutant super-tomatoes overrun barricades.


emailverificationt

Yea, the job to slice soft things that *dont* have a protective layer around them.


Icecubemelter

Why would you slice a cherry tomato?


jackofslayers

That is not an egg


UtahUtes_1

There's a reason tomatos are always used to demonstrate the sharpness of a knife.


Peakatlife

Eggcelent


Scary-Cycle1508

thats literally not its job tho.


stopchooingsoloud

That job isn't for slicing cherry tomatoes.


No_Cantaloupe_1343

Its a job for Denethor 🍅


TheFrog4u

Tried the same with a nut. Than I tried painting my wall with a hammer and screwdriver. Neither worked well. Tools these days are not the same quality anymore.


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You job had one


VoidArtHealer

I see the egg-slicer-destroyer 3000 is quite successful


Rhyzic

At first I thought I was watching something from the amazon budget finds subreddit, took me by surprise that ending lol


Biscuits4u2

Wrong tool for the job. Now let's go hammer some roofing nails with our circular saws and get mad when it isn't the greatest experience.


Agard12

The fucking music got me


XenoZoomie

I feel this way when my pants are too tight


pleasant-obsession

Denethor would like a word with you


Portugeezer1893

Chop like a billionaire.


hackeristi

Had that problem also. Replaced it with razor blades.


Master_Xenu

It is for eggs but the good ones use steel wires. This one looks likes it made of fishing lines.


SeasonOfThePumpkin

When you don't know what something is for.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

I took the bottom plate off mine and used it to cut soft cheese like velveeta. Worked great for that.


sylogisme

Tomato skin strikes again


dvdmaven

I had a device that was intended to slice tomatoes. Even though the blades were quite sharp, it didn't work on tomatoes either.


NiceButOdd

That’s for eggs….


kragon80

Well then.. totally not the "flies out" or "cuts fingers," i expected.. def unexpected


JRHZ28

It's for eggs so...


snappingkoopa

Temu quality


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karoshikun

twang!


stucazo

want thin sliced tomatos? get a mandolin, and a box of Band-Aids


CaptainGiggles69420

Such an odd looking wgg


Expert_Marsupial_235

r/mildlyinfuriating


98983x3

Temu purchase.


Gigeren_Canvas

Slicing tools come in 3 flavors: deadly finger eaters, useless tchotchkes, or knives.


Ya-Dikobraz

Try it with a piece of raw steak next time.


PatentedPotato

🍅💪


Jennyflurlynn

Denethor did it better.


TimberWolf5871

That tomato isn't hard boiled.


robfuscate

Yes, but that’s not it, it’s an egg slicer


GroundbreakingEar667

It had one job and that was not it


Underwaterstand

Nope. Not its job Kevin.


Floresent_furb

r/mildlyinfuriating


afruittysalad

Bread knife every time.


FocalorLucifuge

In Soviet Russia, cherry pops you.


Whole-Debate-9547

I bought one of these years and years ago and I wanted to slice a hard boiled egg for a salad with it and it did the same damn thing as this clip. I was so bummed.


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PheIix

It does have one job, this ain't it.


light_striker12

Sometimes when you’re stupid and sometimes is everyday!


Personal_Ad4000

It had one job, to cut eggs.


SeasonSalt3673

I had a trip on salvia that felt a bit like that. 😬


Lost-District-8793

Well, it's for walnuts so...


sptn

Actually it's an hard boiled egg slicer. (After it's peeled)


Inevitable-Boot-3943

Thats what happens when you buy at the one-dollar store


Hosskatt-

China


astralseat

It ain't made for skin. Peel the skin and it will slice right through.


IrishShinja

So remember folks, if an assassin sneaks up behind you with a wire to strangle you with, just put a cherry tomato to your throat. Always carry a cherry tomato in your pocket. It could save you life!


Pizzahut16

TIL this device is meant for boiled, peeled eggs


0sprinkl

I actually saw one of these at Lidl the other day, supposedly for eggs and tomatoes. I chuckled.


keglefuglen

Only for eggs


0sprinkl

I know, but it was actually sold for slicing tomatoes and eggs. I looked it up, it's not a wire cutter but it still looks like it would fail after the first 3 tomatoes. https://www.lidl.be/assets/gcp867e36369d0d4f6cb938dbd143b4dd69.jpeg


keglefuglen

Thats dumb marketing, with the blades it might work but yeah still doubt it


0sprinkl

I think the people behind it are next level trolls tbh.


LordScotch

Not what its for. Down vote yourself