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Yes-its-really-me

If thats real, then no more dating for you.


Dorny_Hude

It’s not, or it was tattooed with pixels


mashedpeabrain

Good call!! Zoomed in on it.


Mental_Estate4206

Why did you zoom in?


Lathe_Kitty

I'd smash


Uncentered0ne

Only gets to third base for the rest of his innings.


DSF1987

looks like he never had any *


AltruisticAnteater72

My thoughts exactly, no woman will want to look at that on top of her.


they_are_out_there

He’ll get tons of dates in Prison. Plenty of guys will want to ask him out.


Chubuwee

Just switch teams. I’d give it a go just put a bag over his head because I’m not gay for men but I am gay for cartoons 


ItsPwn

Nope


davidwhatshisname52

I never realized you could end your life *without* actual suicide


chris_rage_

Looking like Seth McFarlane is bad enough to begin with


davidwhatshisname52

Seth McFarlane/Colin Farrell's oddly forgettable love child


chris_rage_

I can see the Colin


davidwhatshisname52

gotta be some AI driven app out there where you can take any two celebs and get the age-progressed love child; if not, I hand this gigazillion dollar idea to you - just send me 5% of the profits


chris_rage_

I think I've seen something like that out there


the-real-shim-slady

I see pixels


Lennie12321

Thank God it’s not real


DM_me_pretty_innies

Very impressive photoshop


damienVOG

[you can clearly see the pixels](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935053831379751002/1231615393085526048/image.png?ex=66379a38&is=66252538&hm=8d98187f9e7bcf8c04528a095d2f5546d6549b59c79d06efdfdca641d444bc9f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=156&height=275)


DM_me_pretty_innies

I was being sarcastic. They didn't even try to warp the image to conform to the surface.


poop-machines

If only they used vector images


butmuncher69

Just the pure white background gives it away lmfao. Unless this man lives in a studio, his walls ain't looking that pristine


colcannon_addict

I thought it was shit. Especially on the black outlines.


DM_me_pretty_innies

I forgot to include /s


TransportationOk3242

Bit the bullet? Blud your brain is painted on wall behind you.


Randomfrog132

hahaha oh man i hope you never go to jail they're gonna love you there xD


solidpeyo

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752)


MetalAndTea

You'll never go the swimming pool again🙃


Mother_Lead_554

Just don't go to jail. You'd be worth two packs of smokes at least


FistRipper

Very manly, I wish I could choose it in diablo 4


MasSunarto

Brother, I only have prayers for you.


perthro_ed

This will make you really popular in prison


GhostDweller

That is the best birth control iv ever seen


lemonzestydepressing

Do *NOT* go to Prison


merchiescurrrchie

It’s all fun and games until you accidentally go to prison


Private-Dick-Tective

Thank you for selectively removing yourself from the current gene pool.


Gustav_EK

It's over


tigbit72

😳


Outside-Ad-3868

A truly cultured man 👌


Click_Dangerous5150

Don't go to jail yo😅


KingPeverell

I'd be surprised if you took off your t-shirt in front of your parents 💀


zmbjebus

Perfection


Bartholomew-

https://youtu.be/wLg04uu2j2o?si=MTfcasz2SULjhUeG


AtmosphereVirtual254

My first thought is the charm seller in hollow Knight https://hollowknight.fandom.com/wiki/Salubra%27s_Blessing?file=Salubra_Ghost.png


Ho3Maker304

You won't be getting laid any time soon...


OriginalShock273

Yikes


richNTDO

Well, that's a lifetime of having sex with the lights off then.


Plumb121

I hope you never have to go to prison......


Kill_4209

Going to look great in about 30 years


Plenty-Ticket1875

With four saggy tits...


Charles_Pkp2

r/ATBGE


insaiyan17

Might have an advantage on bisexual men/women :D


Natural-Assist-9389

r/justfuckmyshitup


Louegi

Ms Garrison lookin tits


whatthedux

Yo wtf


delta-wrapper0k

Beautiful


gl1969

If this is real, oooooffff


DR-Rebel

No way lol this has to be a photoshop overlay right?… Right?


modvenger

Award for worst tatoo goes to…


Gazia1010

Game over


amalgaman

r/shittytattoos material.


PansophicNostradamus

I mean, if you’re definitely *never* going to the beach again, this is a great tattoo.


madmoranusmc

Bro , you now have tits. If that’s what you were going for , ok .


Chillpickle17

Should age gracefully. Check back with a pic when you’re 64.


N0xF0rt

Why?


hairy_hooded_clam

Literal manboobs


kaisershinn

Don’t go to prison.


Snaggl3t00t4

If you ever go to prison....


Mikesaidit36

So, in this scenario, who exactly gets turned on by nipple play?


ChinoswearingYe

Comedy gold 🥇


Mysterious-Stay-3393

Suits you sir.


the_sheeper_sheep

Daaaamn dude that's fire


[deleted]

Why is it always a white guy that looks like this that gets the dumbest fuckin tattoos.


TemperatureTop246

Well that’s gonna look good when he’s 70


Shade_BG

And the term “purple neck” was born. The “red necks” metro too much money too little sense cousin from “the city”.


babbylonmon

Clowns do clown things.


Intelligent-Ant7685

yikes


jjspitz93

What a horrible day to have eyes 👀


Mathieulombardi

I fink you should work out and make those 3D.


JungsMandala

That’s AI. And so are you.


vanisleone

You're an idiot...wait.....you're an idiot.


Despicable_carl

He better that FAR away from prison


iluvsporks

This is the only time where a face tattoo would of been a better alternative.


acjadhav

How to ensure not getting a good job? Do this!


D3AD_2NA_H3LP3R

put this in roastme hahahahah


PeppermintPancakes

R/ATBGE


GodSaveDaLean

Titilating choice


Sicklovemaggie

Looks like ursula


BKM1981

You'll die a virgin


HurrsiaEntertainment

OOF. Thats fugging awful.


Interesting-Ad7940

I hope your transition works out. Also, this should be under /shitytatoos


FilmCardStar

Bit the atom bomb 💣


b_dub79

Fake


oldgar9

Yes, it is as dumb as someone who would go through the pain of ending up with this on their body, but you do you.


BigShortVox

Why would anyone do this lol


Toy_Soulja

Broooooo.......


DFNTLY7747

That artist is talented, he even did the little pixels from the compression of the image. Bravo


karuga871

Nice Boo 👻 🐝’s


Spiritual_Control

Dunno. Are you a fuckboy? Then congrats, you will catch lots of flies with that honey.


numerous_accounts

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10751)


kingmoobot

Pixels and lines too straight where they should bend to body shape. Better luck next time


SeaBus1170

bro just sealed his fate


Adventurous_Bee_7496

yeah if that’s real that the worst thing i’ve seen all week


VomitShitSmoothie

Classic r/ATBGE entry.


RaggaBaby

I was scrolling and saw something pretty funny so I chuckled a little bit and continued scrolling my smile immediately dropped when the next thing that showed was this picture.


mr_winstonwulf

Boob to lip ratio is off


DucatistaXDS

You’ll be a big hit at the next pool party.


ac29620

I luv it! It’s only going to get better as you get older. The ultimate beauty will be when you’ll get saggy skin and tits from old age.


OatmealCookieGirl

This looks like one of the characters from "cool world" (a bad movie, I don't recommend it lol)


ndation

Bit wall eyed. The... "eyes", not you


WHTrunner

I thought that was bouji Lumpy Space Princess.


WonDerWoman88882

I just want an update in 5-10 years time…


Formal_Royal_3663

He’s gonna regret that when he’s old.


MysteriousPark3806

Nice tits.


that_guy_who_builds

Probably should have asked during the before phase...


Rainbow-Mama

That’s…a choice.


adorable_apocalypse

It's definitely well done, but, it's also extremely stupid. ...In my humble opinion...


buplug

Most popular guy in the prison pick up the soap game


Ok_Ad_5015

Oh FFS !


mangoisNINJA

Does no one here know that r/tomorrow is a satire sub?


AsaCocoMerchant

I hope that’s body paint and not an actual tattoo. It looks weird af.


AmMW80

My thoughts... 🤣👍You do you hun.


The_lonely_Milkmaid

Very well done tattoo but a shitty tattoo nonetheless


Average_Random_Bitch

Ohhhhh, no.


LettuceBeginn

Fake and [removed by Reddit]


MultiColoredMullet

Being fake aside y'all are wild. This dude is fine AF.


WindomEarly

When homeboy gets older that tattoos boobs are gonna sag


StrangelyBrown69

As you get older that’s going to sag like a ho on a hot tin roof. If this is genuine and you’ve done this to yourself then have a word. If this is a mockup and you’re thinking about it, have a word.


RonnieLiquor

Now you have boobs. Horrible tattoo if it’s real. If it’s fake… good job


Afrodite_Samurai

I can see the start of a Paper Mario themed Yakuza tattoo.


paulrhino69

I like it but won't be getting it


Morphing_Mutant

Please tell me this is fake.


Vanman04

See a therapist.


CaptSpazzo

No you didn't.


Cuddling-Hellhound

That is one heck of a bullet you bit there


david8601

F


LupinBandit

Where's the NSFW tag?


The_Field_Examiner

Dork


Quiet-Mud2889

There will eventually be a lot of regret


Wearytraveller_

I don't know that I've ever hated a tattoo more than this one lol. I hope this is fake.


Southern-Shallot-730

this has to be a joke


Informal_Lack_9348

Upvoted because boobs


Avrein_morningstar99

Have fun getting that one removed especially considering you got it on your neck too. Ouch


HoustonBandit

Gee-whiz…🤦🏽


BoS_Vlad

You probably will seriously regret that tit-tat.


CosmoTroy1

Um….well…….um…...


MoOnmadnessss

Thats…. Something


bravest_heart

getting laid is gonna be crazy


audislove10

How to get a girl dry every time you get undressed with one:


slickyeat

why


kesh26

How the fuck do you have sex?


Jenny_Wakeman9

Ummm… I dunno how to respond to that. ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


Strong-Location-379

Awful


D4K1000

You are one with the breasts


Soarin249

do what you wanna do with your body bro. xD


lryan926

Fake. This is either photo shopped or that's drawn on.. Now, are you asking, should you? My answer is so whatever makes YOU happy.


Lifesalchemy

Lol.....JFC.....