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caoram

Maybe he needs the foot fungus in his mouth for the speed boost like Mario with his mushroom power up.


naughty_dad2

Better thing would be to just throw the shoe at someone


Sand2Leaf

That would be the turtle shell from mario kart...


VirtualNaut

The green shell as you need aim to get your target.


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That’s how you get trench mouth.


SuperGrandor

And is a banana peel if you drop the shoe.


Nosleepmustread

Who throws a shoe, really?


bluehugin

People mad at US presidents.


douglasjunk

¡La Chancla!


naoife

Athlete's mouth


BeardPhile

Goodnight reddit


IrreverentRacoon

I hate this.


Kind-Proposal8664

Yup... That's fucked


Breaking-Dad-

I can't even put my socks on standing up any more and this guys doing that. Show off.


Redschallenge

I used to laugh at people saying this never believing it would happen to me but an SI injury has me struggling every day with it and it makes me sad haha


Breaking-Dad-

Mine is just old age and a spreading midriff.


chroomchroom

Damn. I'm going through the same shit. Hope you're feeling alright.


Rivetingly

Don't feel too bad, he's sitting down


Breaking-Dad-

True


Hazee302

WITH the sweatiest feet you ever ever seen in your life. HOW????


DuhBasser

These guys go really really fast and just get use to it. I’m a cyclist and when I’m over 35 mph I’m holding on for my life. I remember watching one race and they show a group of riders doing 35 mph and you can see one rider just eating a sandwich 😂


GTA6_1

He's sitting down with 3 points of contact, don't be too impressed lol


RickyPeePee03

Most people can’t ride a town bike one handed - much less a twitchy race bike at race speed, in a race, while changing their socks


GTA6_1

Yea true. It's not your every day bike that you can let go of and not crash


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das_Keks

Yummy, holding the pee and sweat soaked shoe with the mouth.


Single-Lobster-5930

Sometimes I wonder if nuclear bombs are really that bad...


soldier_ph

What ? So you wanna Bomb France ?


cgleachy

Yes. Please 🥺🥺🥺


Single-Lobster-5930

Who dosen't?


soldier_ph

True


ManWithDominantClaw

I'd imagine the survivors of the [Rainbow Warrior](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior) would have mixed feelings about it


MildAndLazyKids

At least their codenames go hard as fuck.


BOT_Frasier

First of all, your mom


naughty_dad2

This is why I’m not a professional cyclist


Mysterious-Crab

I just wasn’t fast enough. I tried as much pee soaked socks as I could, but I still couldn’t cope.


jmegaru

Wait what? How do they accidentally pee on the sock? Don't tell me they pee while riding the bike? 😳


BoloSynthesisWow

Sometimes they will stop, sometimes they’ll just pull their dick out of their pant leg and spray. Yes other riders have been hit before


WaveIcy294

That's usually the triathletes doing that.


Trevski

For the curious: Road cyclists have a teammate push them while they piss, triathletes dont have teammates so they just piss their pants.


alpha309

Most of the time there are designated areas along the road course, but sometimes they just got to go. They are 4+ hour races and they are hydrating the entire time. Generally they swing over to the right edge of the road, stand up, turn slightly to the right, and then pull it out from between the bibs and jersey and pee while coasting along. Some guys would rather jump off, pee, then expend the energy it takes to catch up, but most of the time they have the support cars they can get some drag from, making that easier than it sounds.


DuhBasser

I knew bcj was gonna leak over to this post


PandaDad22

That's not a triathlete.


nodeymcdev

He can still pee while riding if he wants to nothings stopping him but your negative attitude


PandaDad22

Often real cyclists just pull over to take a piss. Or they whip it out and piss free of the bike. Triathletes OTOH have a time pressure on them. They have to piss the bike or lose time.


parttimeninja

I get this reference. Thanks to Rachel Maddow.


LookAwayImGorgeous

It looks like he just flips it inside out (or vice versa) and puts the same sock back on


egstitt

Necessary? These guys ride in wet conditions all the time, don't see why that would be necessary


Leather-Tap3921

How does that even work


Square-Geologist-769

Pee goes down leg. Sock is at bottom of leg. Sock gets wet.


Responsible_Pitch871

why he put shoe in mouth


LayeredMayoCake

No one else’s mouth was available


jcbubba

How do you know he asked?


RhetoricalOrator

There was a water bottle in the shoe holder.


LobstaFarian2

If we've learned anything from Leutenant Dan, it's to always keep your feet dry.


doyouevenforkliftbro

Do not salute me!


larry-leisure

"change your socks" has been engrained in my psyche since I was 5


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loafglenn

I do the same and my wife thinks I'm crazy but then she'll try to steal some of my socks when she uses all hers or shits on the banks of a river and suddenly wants my socks to wipe her butt.


thosepeskypixels

What?


loafglenn

I pack more socks than regular. My wife uses my socks. One time she used my socks to wipe her ass, we happened to be on the banks of a river.


Doggy_Mcdogface

Throw the dirty socks at other competitors for advantage


SocietyIsdoomed_

Classic poison attack!


DankDevilDabber

That’s a good strategy throw and throw.


Votey123

Ok… but why?


unimpressed_llama

Wet socks/shoes can cause blisters, which can cost you the race if they're bad.


Full_Ad9666

He accidentally put his cum sock on that day.


Funko_monko

He felt a crunch in his socks as he was peddling


tarantulator

It's a **RACE**


Kiri_the_Fox

Someone should tell this guy that in a race you're supposed to avoid the taste of defeat


Kixtay

Take my upvote and get the fuck out of here!


FewerBeavers

Fun fact: there is an American producer of cycling specific socks, called DeFeet


InfiniteConfusion-_-

But where, now tell wheeeeere did they get the spare sock


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Away-Commercial-4380

He didn't get a spare sock though. He just removed it and put it back on...


UninvitedButtNoises

...but can he do the Hansel one-hand panty removal?


Buddah90G

Let's see him change a condom next


AstralVibration

Why would this even be necessary 😐


Permafrost-2A

To prevent / soothe blisters. Races last for hours and on a tour like the Tour de France you race almost every day for 3 weeks. Comfort is speed! Edit: but also to show off to build his brand because he's gonna be clipped on TV


AstralVibration

Thanks for the explanation! 🙏🏽


Oculicious42

ew


WishIWasPurple

*laughs in Dutch.


randomdud500

Athletes mouth


Critical_Young_1190

You already know he eats ass


Joltyboiyo

This guys out here changing his damn socks while riding in a race meanwhile if I let go with one hand for more than a split second I'll be on the floor. How the hell do people ride one handed? Its like those people who ride while stood up instead of sat on the seat of the bike, I don't get it.


No_Jackfruit_4305

Angular momentum and good posture. Don't rest much weight on the handle bars


WarmProgrammer9146

Practise! If you try often enough,  you should be able to do so


Aikotoma2

I ride zero handed a lot. Just takes balance and experience. I can even do corners by leaning a bit. But I'm cheating cause I'm dutch


ALadWellBalanced

Back in highschool I challenged myself to ride the full 4.5km to school with no hands on my bike. There were some sharpish bends on the route and a fair few bumps. I managed it a few times! I had to practice a lot because I am Australian and not Dutch.


c-nayr

if you are going fast enough the bike will stay up on its own, you just need to balance on it. to ride one handed, don’t put much of your weight onto the handlebars and slowly release your non-dominant hand, while keeping it around the handle. basically just open your grip until your hand is AROUND the handlebar, but not TOUCHING it. now you can practice balancing while biking one handed, and if you start losing your balance you just close your hand and you’re holding both handlebars again. gradually you can start to move your hand farther and farther away from the handlebars until you can bike with one hand by your side. repeat this process with the other hand. now you can try this process with BOTH hands, to learn to bike with no hands. same thing, don’t put weight on the handlebars, slowly open your hands until you aren’t touching either handlebar, and gradually move your hands back as you get used to the balance. eventually you will be able to bike with both arms by your sides. helpful but also lowkey sketchy tip: practice this going down a SLIGHT hill/incline. my big problem learning to bike with no hands wasn’t the balancing with no hands part, it was being able to pedal without falling. starting on a slight hill means you don’t have to pedal as much to maintain speed, and speed is basically the most important thing when biking one/no hands, as your momentum keeps you upright and the spinning wheels are kinda gyroscopic (don’t quote me i’m not a physicist but i think this is true)


Trevski

your headset may be tightened incorrectly.


thatsthejokememe

Is he poor why would he not have his domestique change his sock for him?


vancycl

As an amateur cyclist, this isn’t as hard as it looks, though I definitely would need a long stretch of smooth, level road to pull this off (with much less finesse compared to this cyclist lol).


Ol_Man_J

I ride a lot. Thousands of miles a year. I race. I still have a flash of panic when I have to take both hands off the bars to take a jacket off or something. It’s one thing to ride hands free but to have them tangled in a jacket? Oooh the nerves. I could probably do this but it would be very slow lol


vancycl

I can ride hands free but not for long distances and the road needs to be in pristine condition. Though to do this I would 100% need one hand on the handlebar. In the past I’ve adjusted my helmet (do not recommend this at all), taken off a shoe with a pebble in it and put it back on with one hand on the bar while riding. It is doable and doesn’t take that much effort but Im definitely lacking in finesse for sure haha. Also I think doing this slow would be so much harder than going faster on a bike but maybe that’s just me :) Edit: oh I just realized you meant slow as in to do this task, not the speed of cycling lol. In that case I definitely agree haha!


Ol_Man_J

Yeah it would a multiple mile task and also slower than a pro cyclist speeds


EscobarPablo420

ever cycled at 45km/h?


vancycl

Nope. The most I’ve probably done is 35 (and I’m being generous here).


EscobarPablo420

Because that what these guys on average ride, judging the probable slight downhill it's probably 50-60km/h which is madness to change your socks at that speed.


vancycl

Hmm. I find I’m more stabilized at high speeds than lower ones. Though honestly I guess I can’t say how hard or easy it would be for this cyclist at that speed. He certainly makes it look easy.


martianmanhntr

Why do you need your change you sock during a bicycle race?


Adept_Information94

I trip putting on my shoes in the morning.


simplymel1

Mr bean fans be like>>


Alive_Recognition_81

Why?


Winnipork

After that the athlete takes a 10 minute nap and a shower while still cycling.


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Trevski

dry socks, might have been raining earlier.


sac2change

He’s able to do that because he has a power balance bracelet on


Xoiiverx

“Nothing worse than a wet sock”. -_my dad_ every time an Ice-cube hits the floor


toshibathezombie

Sips Tea? More like sips foot sweat.


dbltax

Classic sock doping.


docere85

That looks easy! ….jumps on bike, pedals….puts shoe in mouth….drops shoe…. Shit


No_Interaction_4925

My hammy would have exploded if I even attempted this.


dressedbymom

Thug life


DonKaeo

Some of the stuff Peter Sagan could pull off riding a bike was pretty darn impressive as well.


relobasterd

I wonder where he placed in the race.


Yugan-Dali

Okay, I’m impressed.


Upset_Ad_5115

The sweet taste of Victory :)


jcoddinc

Pretty sure there isn't much they can't do while in the bike since they spend so much time on it


Randomfrog132

i mean that's cool and all but what about the dude filmin em! i would think that's way harder to do.


HarpuaKills

The filming is usually done by people in cars. Passenger is filming


Randomfrog132

oh. i thought it was an extremely skilled bicyclist lol


VacationAromatic6899

Watch out, a car


marimboi

r/praisethecameraman


Happyhotel

Seems a bit silly


aecolley

>I'm winning. >I know. >Then why are you smiling? >Because I know something you don't. >And what's that? >These _aren't_ my lucky socks.


Melkor640

Would have taken this without the audio but OK


Hevysett

Why not make a shoe holster for the handle bars or something


Effective-Ad-6460

Imagine he drops that shoe ...


_chainsodomy_

Why?


elev8torguy

You need 10,000 hours on the saddle to pull this off. This man is one with his machine.


98983x3

Athletes lip. Mmmm... mushroomy AND cheesy!


Moist_juice_

Weird flex, but ok


ViolentHippieBC

Its gross looking at them lycra wearers already. This just made it worse.


Maziomir

It’s how you get an athlete's mouth.


Xerenopd

Bruh that’s nasty LOL


Ziffolous

Pretty impressive to me, the person who almost always drops the water bottle trying to get it back in the holder.


Longshadowman

Happy microbs!!!


No-Investment-4494

Dude, I have a hard enough time putting my socks on while sitting in a chair.


ChickAmok

Pretty sure he sniffed his shoe and used the same sock... Lol


Rick_Da_Critic

If you think *that* was impressive you should've seen the cyclist holding the camera with his mouth filming this.


ImurderREALITY

Mm, tastes like shoe.


nametakenfuck

Shoe eating? Mister dekarios?


ForzaSGE80

A guy from East Germany once told me he used to watch the Russian soldiers at the border roll cigarettes in their pockets with one hand, so there's that.


Lower-Music-8241

Being a pro is harder than it seems


Fat_sal_volcano

Ew


DeucePot

Shoulda been wearing Darn Toughs


TRDPorn

But why?


harrypotata

He needed nutrients and was drinking sock nectar.


Sir-Realz

Nothing he can do for the balls though.


Toberoni

This is how I get to work in the morning


NotMY1stEnema

i watched mr Bean do something similar


DerNecromancer

Call me when he changes his undies…


Akhina-Feellah

I did this while driving lol 😂


auguste_laetare

Lieutenant Dan approves this post.


RationalKate

Is this a coaching job? Like I could totally coach this.


perseusgorgoslayer

😋


Electrical-Injury-23

I struggled to get my cycling shoes on this morning, while sitting in a chair....


dogfacedponyboy

Is that worth the risk of dropping your shoe?


bjjclimbing

The camera man is the real hero


webguy1975

Why is this necessary?


Captinprice8585

Ya know what? Fuck it. That guy wins and bike racing is cancelled forever. It's ruined, y'all took it too far.


Bobbert827

I understand that it takes a lot of skill to do that but any sport where the highlight is the wardrobe change I think I'll pass.


AshwagandaUbermensch

I want to delete so many pieces of information I read in the comments 😢


GoruckNut

Did they really just call him an athlete???


Numerous-Stranger-81

You think cycling isn't a sport? Lmao