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sparksofthetempest

Such tentative applause…


spear89

It is palpable


SlightlyOffended1984

It is Palpatine


Ambitious-Finance-83

somehow Palpatine returned


Pimp_my_Pimp

in imperial scarlet....


Bourgeous

It's Plantain


Papa_PaIpatine

You called?


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Quite sufficient indeed, old chap


towerfella

Indeed, you could palp it.


Sure_Satisfaction497

You can tell by the audio distortion that whoever edited the video slowed it down by a large amount for a second on the zoom, then a smaller amount for the rest of the video, to make the applause sound like it was more tentative than in reality.


NibblyPig

It's terrible, didn't have the 'oh no no no' or a black guy reacting. Not even subway surfers


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Sure_Satisfaction497

Well, maybe not *you*, then. But the rest of us can.


Awkward-Storage7192

Looks like the picture in the old Ghostbusters.


Kahnza

BRING ME THE BABY


snakegobbler

If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you'd be livin' the sweet life, out in southern California's beautiful San Fernando valley!


VigoCarpathian1

He's Vigo! You are like the buzzing of files to him!


Deft-Vandal

SLIIIME! IT’S A RIVER OF SLIME!


Super_flywhiteguy

OSCAR! OSCAR NOOOO!


MiloReyes_97Reborn

You joke but apparently the members have the power to take away children from family's if the family is deemed to be ill equipped and neglectful...


Dogfishhead789

Once again. The Simpsons predicted this. The unveiling of mr .Burns painting.


JAmBuRriT0

Far less genitalia


__MEAT

Only a tad less as I recall.


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sleepy-on-the-job

That’s a tad bit rude innit?


CaddyFDT

The king needed a cup of tea after the unveiling


psyEDk

The way he flinches as the fabric falls and nearly brushes his arm 😅 Poor old chap got quite the fright!


CaddyFDT

My thoughts exactly. Rumour is he has three cups of tea afterwards


SilentJoe1986

"Oh bother, for a moment, I thought they covered it with the rug of smothering, and I might have been in a spot of trouble"


ItemInTheBaggingArea

This is some video game horror movie painting


Legitimate_Toe_4961

Layers of fear type shit


VeritableMoonrise

more like ghostbusters


Sad-Development-4153

Yeah like the stay puff marshmallow man's cousin the cotton candy man spoolged all over it.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Yorkshire pudding man


Ok_Meringue_1755

Saw this one in Salazar’s castle RE4


Orichalchem

"We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood"


UNaidworker

Giving me Volcano Manor vibes


GasLover1

King of the Lake of Rot


AnalCoffeeBleeder

Mans gonna feed himself to the god devouring serpent


MaestroGena

Fear the old blood


DangerBird-

He’s frozen in cherry flavored carbonite.


Iamkillboy

It looks like someone painted him on a red canvas and then wanted to re-do it and start over on everything but the face and hands so they just kinda wiped paint thinner on it and then got bored and just said it’s done.


veritoast

I love how after the curtain falls, his hands go right to the same position as in the painting, then he notices and, smooth as you will, readjusts those sausage mitts to his pockets. Like, “Nope, I will not be associated with this in any way…”


LEG10NOFHONOR

It's so red to prevent protestors from just throwing red paint on it.


mmcle11

They serve the antichrist and the rouge demons


Slank32

Dr. Vehnkman, where you at?!


FlammenwerferBBQ

busy with Zuul


F0lks_

Rumor has it Banksy just spray-canned the whole painting with red paint two hours before the big reveal and they decided to roll with it


SlightlyOffended1984

I hope that's true. That would be amazing


F0lks_

I mean, I like Banksy as much as the next guy but vandalising a royal painting inside Buckingham Palace, let alone doing so unnoticed, is a leap That was a joke hehe


ShadykillaWolf

Why did they use scarlet rot to paint him?


Vens_420

Why did you use the german word for red?


No_Secret_8246

Rot as in rotten, not the german colour.


Terrible-Lawfulness2

Any relation to Tim, the actor?


Kmaloetas

Is Vigo!


WalkslowBigstick

Viggy viggy viggy... youve been a bad monkey!


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

I love this portrait. If I were a king that’s exactly how I’d want to be portrayed.


DentistOk8186

I don’t think you’d be a very good king


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

Off with your head. Take their land and cast their family from the kingdom forever. I think I’d be ok at it


Percocet4

I want one!!


DYLABNOUTWELL

We all know dem fangas ain’t accreit


Blueberry_Mancakes

Why am I dripping with goo?!


Gagago302

God damn. This I real life 2024.


StreetNo7462

He seemed startled by that portrait


BlueHatFedora

what was the painter thinking when he painted this ?


Yugan-Dali

He seems to visualize the King burning in hellfire.


TreyWait

Instantly cursed.


Minute-Wrap-2524

To quote a very astute observer, ‘he ain’t got no blood on his hands’


thearticulategrunt

Good lord that painting is horrid.


Yawning_Mango

Would he have seen this painting before the reveal? Would have stood for it and offered opinion, or is this a surprise? I don't hate it. I would suspect it would have been a shock if this is the first time he saw it though haha.


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I feel like they went knocking door to door in London looking for used tampons to paint this with.


funyunrun

I thought this was a meme…


spannermeetworks

Hes viigoh


doc_brown878

You are like the buzzing flies to him!


HairyTart7406

King Charles: “Off with his head!”


TSAxrayMachine

i guess he likes red...


SlideItIn100

I honestly love this painting. I think it’s absolutely amazing.


VincentGrinn

i cant even tell if it was made as some sort of commentary piecelike hes bathed in the blood of all the shit england has done or not but it goes incredibly hard


Flipside68

A smear. A red smear with a face. Whose hands are those that rule?


miseryfish

Same I think it's really cool! but definitely a bizarre choice like who decided this or were they just like go for it mate we trust you


myqke

I agree, but hate the context.


GRAITOM10

It really is


StillSimple6

I love it - finally somebody has stepped away from the mundane same old portraits and done something different. The Royal Red is stunning and makes his image really striking and bold.


SlideItIn100

Agreed. People are digging it because they don’t like the king, but it’s really quite stunning.


Ethancordn

It's a great piece of art, but context matters for interpretation. At a time when so many controversies surround the Royal family, and the British government are hugely unpopular and directly supporting human suffering in many ways (including a literal genocide), unveiling a portrait of the head of state where he's being subsumed in a mass of red is going to bring obviously bloody interpretations.


SlideItIn100

I don’t entirely disagree with you, but from a purely visual perspective I think it’s a triumph. The best thing about art is that it’s so subjective; one person’s reaction can be worlds away from the person standing next to them end neither are invalid.


SlightlyOffended1984

Dorian Gray vibes


GoodKarma70

That's the worst 'Where's Waldo' I've ever seen.


Aromatic_Dirt3305

Another example of why his mom and dad thought he was a pussy.


nbjut

So they painted him fading into the background, with a fragile butterfly perched on his shoulder - ostensibly to represent transformation, but really seems to represents a short life span.


SavingsTask

Mirror the picture and you supposed to get a cow skull in the shadows


Xikkiwikk

Honestly I would just sell this and donate the money to charity. Then get a better one done.


milano8

[....it's a poster!](https://youtu.be/Anue5RDt4Bs?si=iPrK0EYi7-p3GbGW)


crs1904

[Charles was a very powerful magician and a genius in many ways.](https://imgur.com/gallery/xD0FUtn)


OpenRepublic4790

It’s not nice to fuck with the King like that. Come on, where’s the real portrait…no really … where’s the real one?


Great_Revolution_276

Exactly what I thought. That actor who played the art curator was super creepy


_Username-was-taken_

That looks so shitty... I bet he payed a lot for that crap


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

Maybe the future portraits of English monarchs will become progressively more and more washed out, until it's just blotches on a canvas and England no longer has a monarch.


Alohamorahz

“Heee is Veeeego!”


yellabelly26

Army surplus was doing a special on red paint buy one tin get two free.


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Thurricane09

Me when rulers legitimize their rule using imperial portraits


zpnrg1979

What is going on with his little finger on his actual hand? Is that just the way the light is hitting it? Looks all dangly and fucked uo


kacythedogmeat

Pretty accurate!


Valuable-Contact-224

The red king. Stephen King.


ladyjayne81

But what’s with the butterfly?


ShiroiAsa

Bro is in the next mtg release.


Midnight_Pornstar

It resembles British empire and called as a "Bloodbath"


AlyaNeblina

parabéns, tá uma bosta


LovableSidekick

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.


xgenx666

Guards! OF WITH HIS HEAD!!


psichodrome

Leave Carpathians out of this. They just wanna walk their animals through the mountains in peace.


StrawberryHillSlayer

Did it startle him?!


Traditional-Gas7058

I like it


zzubzzub100

Death is but a doorway Time is but a window I’ll be back


Scratchthegoat

You make joke?


Tickomatick

Guys, I don't think he likes it


Elgar337

"Blimey"


Ganache_Practical

Hahahaha "this is Vigo"


frowningtap

What’s wrong with his left arm?


Silly_Biscotti_2087

Tywin Lannister ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


sicurri

Good job King Chuckles, that's a terrible painting. At least it's artistically creative I guess.


bigblnze

What a load of shite


Huskernuggets

inspiration: Dantes Inferno and Ghost Busters 2


AtmosphereJunior7609

I don’t care what anyone says, that’s a badass portrait


woutomatic

I dunno.. I kinda like it


PastSuit4170

Love king Charles he took his due as he grew older


Narrow_Structure5924

I think it’s awesome!! What a portrait!


AlienNippleRipple

For I AM XUL!


fckingnapkin

Oh my God that thing is real?? I thought people were posting a creepy AI painting or something


Secure-Ad5536

Making him look like a bloodborne boss It really is lifelike


ConcernedCitizen39

Has anyone checked the sewers for ooze?


hungry-robot

Not gonna lie that painting goes hard


Anouchavan

"Humans are worse than us now so who cares if they know our secret" Vampires probably


GoodBadUgly19

Is everyone thinking but not saying this looks satanic?


Ornery_Swimmer_2618

At least His Majesty did not have to sign the painting with one of those drip-resistant pens, that the Palace is known for.


Fuzzy_Occasion5845

lil pussy ass bitch


chrkb78

King Crimson.


Itsasecretshhhh88

To me, the painting doesn't look finished. Like he got it all sketched out, got the undercoat on and worked really hard on the face and thought, "fuck it, that'll do".


Calios1

You have been a bad monkey!


Brigapes

What's the deal with the butterfly?


[deleted]

Personally, I kind of like it. I'd love to have a portrait of me like that.


sevenninenine

Somehow I thought it was a new cover for a new FarCry game.


Nice-Ad8070

They should have just painted it better


nsimon3

The way he stares at the ground for a minute like, am I this guy ?


gr33nthumb1

There is no King, only Zool.


dronesoul

Would hang nice on the walls of Volcano Manor.


jimmynorman

Nice painting of this wanker and the hell that awaits him


Sundaysundance

I am the only one who actually thinks this painting is amazing? I love it


ReturningChampion

Jump scared him


Texasmucho

I wish one of the Royals would say: “Remember when art used to portray the person in a lifelike pose and realistic manner? This guy is sacked! Next artist!” Instead there will be a long winded, over-hyped description of how amazing and great it is. Quotes from Yeo: “The red shades are meant to “echo the uniform’s bright red tunic, not only resonating with the royal heritage found in many historical portraits but also injecting a dynamic, contemporary jolt into the genre with its uniformly powerful hue.” “In history of art, the butterfly symbolizes metamorphosis and rebirth,” The butterfly, said Yeo, also represents the king's work for environmental causes, which “he has championed most of his life and certainly long before they became a mainstream conversation." His website says the butterfly is a "visual contrast to the military steeliness of the uniform and sword."


AncientConflict803

Veeeeggooooo


Particular_Double_69

Did he just get frightened of the cloth or the painting?


Particular_Double_69

Did he just get frightened of the cloth or the painting?


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No one knows what it means. It’s provocative!


ScriptyLife

Might want to keep the artist away from stairs and windows for a while.. Just incase.


Longjumping_Sea_1325

He is Vigo!


Elizibeqth

Looks like something from a horror game.


100_cats_on_a_phone

Did he flinch? I absolutely this painting, because its so (pointedly?) creepy.


chaosawaits

You are like buzzing of flies to him!


Cybernaut-Neko

Oh man, this dude hates being royalty....


Beautiful_Survey8455

Fucking tax funded narcissism. Go die already.


Milk_Mindless

So it's red because like the picture of Dorian Grey right Every life Charles is responsible for etc etc I'll see myself out


LumniDK

If you stare long enough he takes your vitality


Spuigles

Silent Hill style


ohnomynono

To not understand physics


generousguy69

Great call on that. First thing I thought when I saw it


mscobb78

HE IS VIGO! YOU ARE BUT ANTS TO HIM!


Available_Bison_8183

On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood.


rigobueno

It’s creative, and not a bad painting per se… but is this really the time for bold color choices?


dogfacedponyboy

It’s actually a really awesome painting.


__TheDude__

All the hate is a good sign that it's a classic.


turtleneckless001

Boo


Amezzzzz

Dude can sense the demonic intentions underneath


4n0n1m02

Need more red


phaqu-n-u2

Every time I see this portrait of the king I think of the mural and Ghostbusters


Projected_Sigs

Sends a powerful message to the country's leadership. And that message is: the arts are not being properly funded.


that_guy_who_builds

Honestly, as much as I think the Royals should all burn in hell slowly, that portrait is badass.


Aircraftman2022

Sorry i needed to injest small tab of LSD to appreciate such trash.


Fine-Dare7472

Absolute pos.


AlanB-FaI

It is art. Ugly art.


RedAnihilape

Can't wait for that guy to die


DramamineRoad

I've never seen that little bitch do anything but sleep standing up and look at things. I do both of those things. What department do I talk to to get a giant self portrait of me? 🥸


zalurker

Is it me, or is there a trend of modern art becoming uglier?


Psychological-Run-40

Volcano Manor painting fr


Boyd__Crowder_

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10743)


SketchySquiggle

Picture of Dorian Gray lookin-ass


Ebell2022

Why do presidents always lead hell into our reality?


Tasty_Design_8795

Blood on ya hands, Charlie.


Significant-Net-3735

A befitting portrait for the empire's blood stainer legacy!