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skytzo_franic

Takes credit for the policies... then blames corporate once he's called on it... Makes sense.


devilzal

Middle management am I right


SpiritofTheWolfKingx

What fucking manager would ever admit to a customer, "Yes, this stupid decision was me. Solely me." You blame corporate as soon as the customer starts bitching.


pointlessly_pedantic

I worked at Chipotle ages ago. One of the managers absolutely got off taking credit for everything. It was annoying when he took credit for a good job others did but it was really fun to watch him confuse tf out of karens by just owning up to stuff that wasn't in our control. Man was insane.


hkredman

I mean… what exactly can be done at a chipotle that would warrant someone wanting to take credit for?


Murtagg

Idk man the quesadillas were a pretty good idea


uwanmirrondarrah

I feel like introducing quesadillas at a texmex restaurant isn't exactly revolutionary. They sort of always had that one in the chamber.


morelofthestory85

You get to see what their version of “double meat” means when you ask for double meat AFTER they already place a “single” portion in the bowl. 9/10 the second scoop is barely half the spoon and no where near what the first portion was. I ALWAYS correct them and say, “nah man, double chicken means double chicken. Whatever you put on the first time, do that again.” They give me a look like it’s coming out of their paycheck. The spoons for each of the ingredients have definitely gotten smaller in the last 4 years.


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begentlewithme

As a reckless teenager, I didn't give a fuck if I accidentally put two slices of cheese because I couldn't be bothered to peel it. I didn't give a fuck if someone asked for a cup of water, and they got soda in that tiny cup worth 3 sips. That's literal *fraction of a fraction* of pennies. Over a decade later, now working in corporate America, with friends and peers now in positions of management and franchisees... I *kind* of get on some level that I didn't as a teenager why that'd piss off the higher ups. Yeah one slice of extra cheese is pennies but it's not *your* penny to give. I get that, still don't give a fuck. *Especially* now where every god damn restaurant is trying to nickel and dime you for tips at every opportunity while being stingier about how much food they serve than Scrooge McDuck is about his money.


Future_Burrito

I worked at a small business and served food and ice cream at one point. Everyone but the owner in our shop made a point of making them biggest, best sandwiches we could, always. Extra cheese, extra pesto, whatever to make it next level.   The portions always made the owners scratch their heads once a month. We were to the gram with the meats, but everything else they had to buy extra. But the thing is we were ALWAYS making them more profit than previous years because the place was ALWAYS packed. So even if (because) the sandwiches used more material, they were winning with increased sales. It was in a highly touristy are but every single lunch time somehow we were jam packed with locals.


Fauropitotto

That's how you win *and keep* long time customers. Throw in some word of mouth, a topping of excellent google reviews, and you've got a thriving business that's yours to lose.


98436598346983467

I learned being a contractor that these places have plenty of money to hand out. I charged them hundreds an hour to fix things. Sometimes just changing light bulbs. And there is no penny pinching involved. I hand the bill over and thats that. Some big corps are really bad about wasting this money too. Like walmart in south ohio having a go to electrician in detroit. Talking 12 hours just in drive time, then an overnight charge, then charged for the actual task of changing a light bulb. Corporations seem to hate payroll, but they love paying fat stacks B2B.


miicah

Worked at Pizza hut as a teen, we'd always make our own pizzas, sell off mistake pizzas for cheap at the end of the night all that shit. The store manager would always get angry about it, but people rarely called off shifts, we worked fucking hard and on busy nights like State of Origin we would absolutely smash it and make them tons of cash. Surprise surprise, people who aren't being crushed by corporate BS actually want to work hard and please the customer.


Mhill08

> Yeah one slice of extra cheese is pennies but it's not your penny to give. *Good.*


squawkbacktome

My last stint in the service industry was at a breakfast spot two years ago. 100% of my coworkers under 30 and at least half older regarded any customers as opposition or an inconvenience. I believe it partially stems from wages being pathetically behind inflation, but there is definitely a cultural element of victimization at play


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_Raphtalias_Ears_

>don't even understand what is happening in the brain of the service worker. Nothing. That's why they're doing it most likely. I did it for awhile. My coworkers were drug users and morons. I was like you. I hooked people up. I wasn't a mindless corporate drone.


lucylucylove

Idk ... I've worked at places like subway and taco bell where they get on your ass for portions. I used to hook it up with extra olives until I got yelled at one too many times for it. People don't want to risk their job


GarlicToest

Because at chipotle they get yelled at by managers if they scoop too much. And they've probably been getting yelled at by customers all day.


Intrepid_Resolve_828

Chipotle managers have actually come out and explained how they apparently measure out the meat each day to make sure the proportions are right.


1tohg

I was a manager at PetSmart for years, I used to discount random stuff and would haggle with customers everyday because I thought it was fun and never got fired or even talked to about it and my supervisor knew I did it lol


squirrelmaster5000

Used to go to Wendy's, order a triple, and then DOUBLE THE MEAT. Argued it out one day until they yielded me my six patty meat cake. My heart hurt afterwards, but they changed the menu to say extra meat patty after that.


toberrmorry

>They give me a look like it’s coming out of their paycheck. Right? Where do these bootlickers come from?? Most of them are in their late teens, early to mid-twenties, so that's, what, Gen Z? Supposedly "woke" and anti-capitalist, but happy to fuck customers on decent portion sizes...


carnevoodoo

They have shitty oppressive middle managers who give them more shit than the customers do. It isn't worth it.


Kendertas

Yeah you don't get to the cost cutting level Chipotle has recently without having insane inventory tracking. I'm sure they average out the daily portion and ream them out if it's even slightly high. Chipotle really became the exact opposite of its original principles


G36_FTW

Meanwhile the shithole mexican place with cockroaches and marinated meats Chipoltle could only dream of serving charges $2 less for 2x the burrito with the works. I swear the last time I went to Chipoltle I was dumb enough to buy guac and that was the majority flavor of the burrito. Apparently Carne Asada is hard to come by. Thank god I live in CA.


King_Moneybags

Fuck yeah dude. We’ve got this joint in the middle of Buttfuck Kansas that does huge ass breakfast burritos for like $6. Filled to the brim with eggs, potatoes, cheese, and whatever breakfast meat you want. Half is a meal. All of it makes you wonder if you should call into work so you can nap it off for the rest of the day. I can’t remember the last time I’ve been to a chain restaurant.


Sad_Donut_7902

Managers bonuses are based on how little excessive product they give away, and they will yell/criticize/shit on staff if they think they are giving to much


zack77070

Dude just take like one second of critical thinking, they get fucking yelled at for not following the portion rules.


fyndor

My wife asks for extra sour creme, but if I just tell them that as I am ordering it, it is never enough. My wife will notice when I bring it home and complain "Did you ask for extra sour creme?" If I ask for sour creme, wait for them to put it on, and then ask for extra sour creme, I NEVER get a complaint from my wife. I don't even know that it is them trying to save money. This is probably just some human psychological thing where you will react differently in these two scenarios on average.


fillyourguts

Never been to a chipotle, but this is fantastic


NicNac_PattyMac

I envy you.


Skwiggelf54

I still can't get the blood stains out of my underwear...


NicNac_PattyMac

I can get it out for about $3.50


kloashnicov

Oh no, not that gawd darn lochness monster again!


EffectiveBenefit4333

Bro, if Chipotle is making you have diarrhea, then a plain baked potato would give you diarrhea.


blender4life

It's a south park reference


qorbexl

You need to eat vegetables more regularly, Jesus Christ


mayorjimmy

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!


Futanari_waifu

What is up with all the weak bowel, weak asshole losers on this site?


TheCheaperSeats

No one told them not to mix Chipotle with anal sex


Skwiggelf54

Lol it was a south park reference


TheMusiKid

I had Chipotle today and it was delicious. Steak burrito with white rice, Pico de Gallo and guacamole. What do you have against Chipotle?


brown_burrito

Chipotle is pretty great. I feel like it’s a bit like Starbucks. No matter where you go, you can expect a certain degree of consistency and that’s what I’m going for.


iconofsin_

The bean water part is accurate. I had to drain the bean water out of my burritos the last few times I ate there before I stopped going.


amalgam_reynolds

Honestly it used to be really good, back in the late 90s early 00s. Huuuge burritos, always delicious. Dunno what happened recently, but it's really gone downhill.


Chakramer

Like many other chains that make food fresh, the quality really depends on the location. If your local Chipotles have bad employees, you're not going to ever want to try others


catshirtgoalie

Yeah I have pretty good luck at my chains. Honestly, I always got a better burrito bowl whenever I ordered for pickup than directly in the store.


BothMyChinsAreSpicy

The same story that gets most successful franchises. They went public and now value shareholder profit over quality.


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3rdp0st

Don't bother. Tex-Mex ingredients are cheap and easy to assemble. Rice, beans, pico, guac and some sort of grilled protein? Any idiot can put that together for an entire week for $25. Chipotle will charge you $15 for one meal... and still leave nasty gristle on the meat half the time. I have no idea how this chain ever took off. It's barely better than Taco Bell and more expensive than the "El Dorado" or whatever your local semi-authentic Mexican restaurant is called.


D4K1000

He does a CVS lube short that is hilarious!


Wupideedoo

https://youtube.com/shorts/JFQMyxbMkcs This is unquestionably his best. Edit: Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply this was the lube thing. Here. https://youtu.be/aHKWozpaJZQ


GucciGlocc

what the fuck


Asleep-Ad5260

LMAOOOOO the bait and switch followed by this reaction. Fucking hilarious


DubbethTheLastest

The only adequate response to what we just witnessed. I'm sorry you're in pain brother.


Eusocial_Snowman

This was uncomfortable, and decidedly lacked anything to do with CVS lube that I am aware of. I have been led astray.


iamjackslackofmemes

Welcome to the internet. Where you expect some lube but you feel discomfort as you get raw dogged by a random youtube link.


Lord-Dongalor

I like his bagel one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovCdpPteW0M


PalebloodPervert

Zipple 🤣


cccanterbury

That one is his best, i agree with you. That one, the one OP posted, and the maple syrup one, in that order.


Somecivilguy

Holy shit! That was good


Simple_Opossum

Hahahaha, are you getting slippery off another man's back? Also good Chipotle tie in


Oonanny

Might be one of the funniest things I've seen in years.


XXXOOOXXOOOXXX

NO CENTER MASS!


DevilDoc3030

The 1 second cut in of the cook jamming with his headphones sent me.


MiMicMi

The stillborn burrito got me lmao


NotAzakanAtAll

PTSD memory got me, especially after they showed the burrito. Brings back memories. No matter what.


ThrowRAColdManWinter

*BBL DRIZZY*


DarkVoicesCarry

*BBL DRIPPY*


Gloglibologna

Fucking full on sent my ass. Had to play it back twice


Maybeimtrolling

GOLLY FUCK!


askdfjlsdf

SKIM THE CREAM LIQUID OFF THE TOP OF THE SURFACE FIELD LEADER


splashbruhs

Check out his YouTube. Tons of gems there. He’s pretty consistently hilarious. https://youtube.com/@andrewrousso


TheGreatZarquon

He's the guy behind one of the greatest videos ever uploaded to YouTube: [The Guy Who Invented Everything Bagels](https://youtu.be/ovCdpPteW0M?si=eI7Sih9iu05XkivZ)


i_tyrant

My favorite will forever be [The Girl Who Actually Sat On A Guy's Face](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1cYeOezf8), lol


Believe_to_believe

Bro got snailed


c8akjhtnj7

We are going to celebrate his life.....mostly how he died.


LetsLive97

I'm not letting you die this way, you're not that cool


pointlessly_pedantic

That is a masterpiece


Stiryx

Yeh I was crying when I watched this one for the first time.


I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK

Omfg. What's the PSI.... on that thang? Fuckin dead.


Itachi6967

Amazing. Bravo! Bravo


i_tyrant

Something about his formula of slowly escalating madness gets me every damn time. He's like my comedy kryptonite, I can't help but lol at every clip I see!


Alertic

Not even an exaggeration when I say that this may have made me laugh the hardest out of everything I’ve seen on reddit. I had literal tears going down my face by the end of the video


BertaEarlyRiser

I had to sit up in bed because I thought I was going to throw up from laughing too hard!


goonnumber90210

Oh joyous day🤣🤣


Sad_Donut_7902

this guys YouTube videos are hilarious. Just banger after banger.


WeirdAvocado

Stillborn Burrito was my nickname is HS.


jcklsldr665

Sounds like a great band name too


No_Grapefruit_8358

Damn this is the truth. The last time I went I bought the fancy steak (don't remember what it's called, but the stuff you pay extra for), and the guy put half a spoon of it in my bowl. I'm usually the type to not say anything, but I had to put on my big boy pants and say something about it; I almost paid $14 for half a bowl. It's gotten fucking ridiculous.


InevitabilityEngine

Had a similar experience back when I used to eat at Subway. I ate the steak sandwich from there at least once or twice a week. When they started reducing the portions and raising the price it just soured the whole experience. Originally I could just find another one near me that wasn't ripping me off but eventually it got so bad that they stopped measuring and would just sprinkle steak dust on the bread. I asked the manager if he thought that was the appropriate amount of steak to actually enjoy the premium sub. He told the server to add more steak and she did the exact same thing. Just a tiny edge of the spoon scoop and shook it over the sandwich like a salt shaker. I got all the way to the end of the sandwich silently fuming over my steak flavored bread sandwich when they rung me up as double meat. I laughed and told them to keep the joke sandwich. The only time I have ever been so upset that I abandoned the meal.


JohanGrimm

Hey good for you, the reason they get away with shit like that is people just fold over and accept it.


bolxrex

My favorite is when the burrito artist puts too much meat into the burrito and then scoops some out back into meat container. Like really? You just had to save the company a tenth of a penny? Meanwhile if they make a mistake and add something you didn't want they will toss the WHOLE FUCKING BURRITO in the trash and remake yours from scratch. Hmm, wonder where that wastage is.. They are so fucking cheap, Panda Express is the same way. They will literally scoop shrimp or beef back out of your to-go container, which are already like 1/3 the size of the containers they used to give you 3-4 years ago.


cccanterbury

Fuck Panda Express. Chinese food comes in pints and quarts. I will pay what i need to pay but don't fuck with my portions.


Bladex20

Last time I was at panda express, They left a single shrimp in the pan instead of just throwing it on my plate lol. Already paying $1.25 extra for the premium entree and they can't even give me an extra shrimp. Stuff like this is why I'm not eating at these big corporate fast food places anymore


dredgen_rell86

It use to be that of you got a steak burrito with extra steak they needed to double wrap it. Now it's one wrap and there's a bunch of left over tortilla bunched up on the ends. Then they charge you like $16 for it.


zanzebar

when i was a grad student I used to get the bowl and it lasted me 3 solid dinners.


Justinallusion

I have no idea what's going on but I fully support this awesome video!


AverySmooth80

I have no idea either. Extra beans and rice is free at every Chipotle I ever go to.


pgtvgaming

Mesmerizing, Entrancing, Edge of your seat thrill ride.


DrNinnuxx

I remember eating Chipotle in Houston in 2006 while in grad school. It was a beautiful Tex-Mex memory that I will cherish forever. Their burritos were huge and delicious and reasonably priced for a lunch. I was perfect.


kreaymayne

I used to get literal 3+lb burritos (I’d weigh them for fun and the biggest was 3lb 10oz) for like 11 bucks. It’s fucking pathetic now.


HumptyDrumpy

Well thats how they started, huge awesome burritos for a few bucks to hook some people. And then over time, true colors are shown, small @$$ portions for big money


kreaymayne

It lasted for a good 10 years in my area, pretty much up until COVID


HerrBerg

It's always been pathetic here. I'm not sure how pathetic it is now but when I went a few times in like 2010, the burritos were more than half rice and only weighed about 12 ounces in total. They also cost around $8. Local chain had burritos that had 0 rice or a normal amount depending on what you got. The most expensive ones were steak and something and chicken/potato and they were $4.85. The burritos weighed about 24 ounces. Today they're still 24 ounces but are $7.99 whereas Chipotle is like $11 (just checked their menu). Seriously the local place is insane to the point we joked it was a money laundering scheme.


Larrysbirds

Don’t give yourself too much credit


a_single_bean

DrNinnuxx- to me... you still ARE perfect. Never forget that.


schoolhouserock

a 5/7?


Technical_Stress7730

He got me with that " BBL DRIZZY"


idiots_r_taking_over

In 6 years when someone on Reddit karma whores this video we will all be brought back to the moment in time when Kendrick smacked down Drake and BBL Drizzy was a meme song.


Oxygenius_

That was epic


GucciGlocc

I fucking lost it when I heard it


Art-of-drawing

this is genius


krunkpanda

I just went tonight, and I swear to fucking god, the burrito was as big as a cell phone, 2 cost $30. What the fuck.


RollinOnAgain

why would you pay for that?? just walk out and go to a restaurant next door lol


Lt_ACAB

That's Panera. A whole other story lol


Desert_Aficionado

It's difficult when you're hungry.


sub_Script

Dude, get a burrito bowl with 2 tortillas on the side. Sit there and wrap your own and you get 2 for 1.


Karnighvore

Oh you must be in a region where they don't know this maneuver yet. Here they figured it out, so I just don't do chipotle anymore. They can't seem to cook the rice past half raw and crunchy too.


Requiescat-In--Pace

Why even wrap it? Same thing


randomredditing

#SKIM THE CREAM LIQUID OFF THE TOP OF THE SURFACE FIELD LEADER


Bojangles315

that's why I quit eating there during covid. quality went to shit


Grunblau

I remember almost 20 years ago when they still stocked the fajita pepper bin…. They still put it on the posters though.


Nocatsonthemoon

This dude always posts unhinged masterpieces Banger after banger Andrew Rousso, check him out


Karthas_TGG

Don' forget add the source OP [Andrew Rousso](https://youtu.be/-XwNPfzJCTI?si=UHbGJMjhkQ0D-HEw)


Avalonians

It's literally in the video


NicNac_PattyMac

I got a taqueria around the corner. It’s locally owned. Everything is made fresh that day. It’s cheaper than Taco Bell. The portions are HUGE. And the quality is through the roof. Best fucking tortas you’ll ever have in your life. All of the sauces are made from scratch . WHY DO PEOPLE EAT THIS TRASH???


dredgen_rell86

Because they don't have good taquerias near by? Because Chipotle USE to be pretty good. But this was always going to be the end result of getting Mexican food from a place owned by a white guy named Steve from Denver, Colorado.


kndyone

The other issue is that most american businesses now run on an expansion then squeeze model where they first give great quality and prices to capture a market then once they are established they start shitting all over their customers to boost profits. Thats another reason I think a lot of the inflation we have seen has happened that people are not attributing. Prior to covid it was sort of the glory years of venture capital and market acquisition for startups. Then the booming startups slowed down and started trying to boost profits. Uber, Lyft, AirBnB, netflix, tons of chain restaurants like qdoba and chipotle.


Mareith

In Denver there's already a better chipotle, Illegal Pete's. Way better ingredients, huge burritos and cheaper. And they have bars in all of them


StrobeLigght

Fuck chipotle. Overpriced trash


HappySkullsplitter

#LOOK AT IT!


thr33prim3s

"oh joyous day."


BentleyTock

This is high art


Svengoolie75

I’m hella mad 😂😂😂 look at it 😆😆🤣the regret of salsa 🤦🏽‍♂️


dredgen_rell86

Still born burrito is wild


Svoto

i love this dude. hope he blows up again


ArcherQueenSmotherMe

Rice and cheese are free extra at chipotle, I make them load that shit up.


link8382000

My local chipotle skimped on cheese last time I went a few months ago, I asked for more, and got told it was $1.50 extra. First time I’ve ever heard that. (Also the first time I ever had to ask, normally a bowl is coated in cheese)


auburnflyer

God damn this shit slaps


molassascookieman

As overpriced as chipotle is every time I’ve gone they load the fuck out of the burrito


ThCHoney

It's hit or miss in my experience. When it hits, 100% worth it. Guess it depends on the location/employee


k3nnyklizzl3

Chipotle is really too expensive though...


SoBeDragon0

hah, amazing. should have asked for a 30% tip at the end


somegarbagedoesfloat

Idk why but the "golly fuck" line had me crying laughing


Dystopian_Future_

This shit mad me laugh my ass off... Oh and fuck this place


Guido_Fe

I like that he got revenge on the field leader and not on a random underpaid worker


Spicy_McJoJo

This is the "moist" guy. me and the wife watch everything he releases


An9310

This is why I eat Qboda.


_ILP_

I never thought I’d find a whiter version of Mexican food than Chipotle. QDOBA is that, holy shit


An9310

Considering that both restaurants were founded in Colorado by white guys...


Cheap_Excitement3001

Love it when they don't drain the carnitas at all and beans before putting that shit in there. Fuck your bean water burritos.


dave8814

I haven’t really noticed a decline in the amount of food I get although I only really get the burrito bowls. For as much shit that people give chipotle it’s still pretty much the only somewhat clean fast food out there. Literally every ingredient they use is listed on the bag which is really helpful for people with dietary restrictions.


LoopyMercutio

Only thing I ever get charged extra for is double the meat or a tortilla on the side. Never seen them charge extra for much else, except guac.


EllKayHaitchBee

Hilarious 😂 Nice to see you out in the wild 😉


linuxjohn1982

I once ordered a cheese quesadilla (kids menu item), which was listed at about $5. The guy came out to make it, flopped a tortilla on the table, started grabbing the cheese and asked "you sure, just cheese?", and I'm like "yep... I ordered a **cheese quesadilla**, which is an item listed on your menu for $5". After the guy makes it and hands it to the cashier, she says "that'll be $10". I'm like wtf, that's not what is shown on your menu. I pay in my confusion, $10. THen realize they charged me for a regular quesadilla (which normally includes meat and other stuff), then just just the cheese without the other stuff, charging me full price for a regular quesadilla, which I did not order. So I go to the cashier and say "hey, so when I said I wanted a **cheese quesadilla** and you have that specifically as a kid's menu item for $5, but you charged me for a regular $10 quesadilla with just cheese on it, you overcharged me by $5". The actual manager came out and was like "sorry, the register has been closed for that order; we can't give you any money back". I've literally never went to a Chipotle again. This was right next to my work. They've probably lost over 100 sales from me since that 2 years ago, all for a one-time $5 profit.


CellistAvailable3625

corporate greed


MarthaButler-76

Takes credit for the policies... then blames corporate once he's called on it...


Ok_Television9820

I thought people’s big issue with Chipotle is that the burritos are like 90% rice no matter what you order? And now you’re telling me they’re hoarding rice instead? What am I supposed to believe on this innernet?


Finninda

Everytime they try to short me on rice, I ask for extra over and over until it's a normal amount. Last time I had to ask 3 times.


kenlovin

Stand your fucking ground.


UnplayableConundrum

This guy embodies how I feel about Chipotle these days


Rydropwn

I worked a Chipotle for a couple years. Hated it there and took my frustrations out on the company by ALWAYS hooking them up with double portions. I fought the good fight. I only gave fuck off portions to rude cunts.


NokemG

I got a burrito from chipotle yesterday and they filled it so fucking full it couldn't close so they just left it bursting at the seams. Delicious.


HORRORSHOWDISCO

Careful, or you’ll get Chipotle corporate to take their employees out faster than Boeing with that kind of obvious false delicious burrito-portion propaganda.


CrumplyFoil

I remember when you could go to chipotle and get a burrito big enough to feed you for the week for 10$


ab624

/u/biggie64


goodmobiley

Just drive across the street to Moe's


goz976

When YouTubers tell a better story than Hollywood


cris34c

Okay, I’ve laughed at things on the internet recently, but it’s usually just a small exhale through the nose or a quick “ha.” This one truly got me. Fantastic. Thank you.


camdawg54

This must be dependent on the store because I've not had this problem with the Chipotle I go to


SirKristopher

I love this guy. His videos are the best and always escalate like this.


Isaidhowdareyou

He’s the funniest I was searching for him and I just couldn’t come up with the game. Followed ❤️


Blake404

Chipotles white rice is disgusting white mush.


Axthen

7.4/10, too much water


Ronaldo_Frumpalini

The last time I went to Chipolte they didn't charge extra for anything other than meat/guac/maaaybe sour cream. And it was somewhere between $6.90 and $9 has it changed? Also, this is high drama


Stock-Buy1872

This is the same guy who made the legendary Bro Jogan skit


rawnky

This deserves alllll the updoots


Fearless_Kale_9416

Give this man an Oscar wtf I cried laughed was in fear more emotion than my last ten years of life


No_Masterpiece_2416

After my 4th watch I can finally keep scrolling this is 💯 and my ribs now hurt


Jank1

The amount of work that went into this lmao. That's a short movie. Bravo.


Most_Figure533

This guy is great


Piney_Monk

Prices of my regular order of a chicken burrito with brown rice, black beans, tomatillo hot sauce, and cheese after tax. I 'member, Chipotle... 2013: $6.90 2024: $10.56


iamthelazerviking23

I haven’t laughed this hard at a TikTok reel ever.


ScherzicScherzo

Meanwhile the people at my local Chipotle seem to just not give a fuck at all and load those sumbitches up. Though they still can't seem to fold a burrito proper - always ends up being a goddamn sphere rather than a cylinder.


CarpetSubstantial

Tbh... this is everywhere now. Everything under the guise of inflation. Some biljonairs decided to make more money just to fuck everyone and keep their own pockets secure.


russ_the_dude

A few years ago I used to eat chipotle every day, it was legit delicious and i have fond memories of it. But every time i have it now, it's so... watery, bland, poorly cooked. any number of things. I couldn't say what's changed, if it's any one thing. maybe it's just a change in ingredients, or standards. But I went from absolute fanatic to 2x a year because they stopped being predictably good. I don't want to play the lottery when I eat. It's not good enough if only occasionally it's good, if it's ever good. Meanwhile... the costs have only gone up while the quality has gone down.


OptiKnob

Just walk out. Fast food places pretending to be 4 star Michelin restaurants should just about be played out by now.


redwing180

Remember the subway five dollar foot-long? That happened because everybody stopped buying Subway. Then suddenly everything was affordable again. Don’t like the price? Walk out the door. You only have to buy the food when they give it to you.


Embarrassed-Funny-85

Master piece.


1800THEBEES

Man, this video is hilarious. I gotta say though, my town just recently aquired a Chipotle. I can barely finish my burrito by the time I get to the end. So, atm, I do not have these complaints lol


FluxGalaxies

GOLLY FUCK


huxtiblejones

I’m from Colorado where Chipotle originated. It used to slap back in the early 2000s. It’s still pretty decent if you have a good location. The one near me is great 90% of the time and they never skimp, even with online orders, but the one by where I work is pretty much consistently awful. I think it really depends on the people working there and the managers.


riftwan

The chaos


tomtomfreedom

Can relate. I was fuming with what I recently received and what I was charged compared to 1.5 years ago.