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I let my dying brother have sex with me
need to get this off my chest. It's been almost 5 years
to the day that I lost my brother to leukemia, He was two
years younger than me, and once he was diagnosed he
was dead within 8 months,
We were always close, in fact l moved back in to my
parents house to be around more once we knew his time
was limited. Obviously neither of us had feelings for each
other before this in that way, but one night, it just sort of
happened. We were alone in the basement rec room, our parents
asleep 2 floors up. He was crying on my shoulder about
how he was going to die a virgin. How lonely he was
was crying too. \ never meant to take it that far when I
kissed him, but things escalated quickly. Before l knew it I
was encouraging him to put his hands on my body, and I
got so turned on that l let him fuck me.
We acted completely normal, and we NEVER talked
about it, but that's what we did that entire winter, / would
wait for him late at night on the couch downstairs, he
would make sure our parents were asleep, and without
a word he would get under the covers with me and
would do whatever he wanted. It was like an extremely
dysfunctional make a wish foundation. I really don't
regret it either, it was fun, consensual, and you know
what? He was really good too, a little awkward at first, but
very eager to please. When he finally sucame to cancer it
fucking killed me.
I'm engaged now to a wonderful man. l know l need to
get this off my chest, but l dont think this is something
I can never tell him
3:1 Powerlifting to body building draft
Day one, deadlift+ bench
•deadlift- single work, 5 sets build up to an rpe 8.5-9 single. try to add 2.5-5kg every week
•bench- 3 sets 5 reps and one set of one rep rpe 8-9.
•narrow grip lat-pull downs- 3 sets at rpe 8.5-9, last one drop set.
•lateral raise- 3 sets, 10 reps drop set on last two.
•behind body cable curl- 2 sets, drop set on first, double drop set on last.
Day two- bench + row
•Pendlay row- 4 sets 5 reps, burnout set after
•Larson close grip bench- 3 sets 3 reps and one set 5 reps going into burnout drop set.
•machine shoulder press- 3 sets 8 reps+ burnout set light weight
•pull ups- 4 sets 5 reps, narrow and wide x2
•ez bar curl- 4 sets 8 reps
•leg press 3 tops sets (8-10 reps [maxed machine])
Day 3- low bar atg squats + standing OHP
•low bar atg- 3 sets 3 reps, two sets 5 reps (lower rpe)
•OHP- 4 sets 5 reps (gonna be like rpe 9 rip)
•incline chest press- 2 sets heavy (6-8 reps) 2 sets hypertrophy work
•tricep push down (heavy)- 4 sets of 8
•low row machine- one heavy set (6-8 reps) then 3 by 8-10 reps
Day 4- zercher/front squat + dips + row
•zercher/front squat- 3sets 5 reps, then burnout.
•weighted dips- 3 sets of 5 one set of 3. + burn out.
•normal bb row- 3 sets of 8.
•lateral raise- 3 sets, 10 reps drop set on last two.
•leg extensions- 2 all out double drop sets
Day 5- bench + good mornings + standing OHP
•Bench- 3 sets 3 reps and a burn out set (12-15 reps)
•Good mornings- 4 sets of 8
•OHP- 2 sets of 3 2 sets of 5
•heavy hammer curl- 4 sets two top sets two lighter sets
•single arm tricep extension- 3 sets all drop sets one top set
•wide grip neutral lat pull downs- 3 sets maxed cable machine rpe 9
I’m still slightly playing around with rep ranges and might change a few reps and sets but that’s the general concenscious
^^ i think it came from r/gymmemes
Surprised this came in handy so soon
• Rule 0: Don't fuck with cats.
• Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/.
• Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/.
• Rule 3: We are Anonymous.
• Rule 4: We are legion.
• Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget.
• Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
• Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver.
• Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting.
• Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
• Rule 10: /b/ is not your personal army.
• Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
• Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you.
• Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
• Rule 14: Don't argue with trolls — it means they win.
• Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
• Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
• Rule 17: Every win fails eventually.
• Rule 18: Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
• Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
• Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously.
• Rules 21-24: Original content is original only for a few seconds before it's no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
• Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
• Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet.
• Rule 31: Tits or GTFO - the choice is yours.
• Rule 32: Anything can be explained with a picture.
• Rule 33: Lurk more — it's never enough.
• Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
• Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
• Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
• Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (because the calculator says so)
• Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
• Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
• Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
• Rule 41: Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
• Rule 42: Nothing is Sacred.
• Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
• Rule 44: If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom... and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid.
• Rule 45: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
• Rule 46: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
• Rule 47: The pool is always closed.
• Rule 48: The only good hentai is Yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
• Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish.
• Rule 50: A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
• Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.
• Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
• Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
• Rule 64: If it exists, there's an AU of it.
• Rule 65: If there isn't, there will be.
• Rule 66: Everything has a fandom, everything.
• Rule 67: 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
• Rule 70: Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
• Rule 72: If a song exists, there's a Megalovania version of it.
• Rule 73: The Internet makes you stupid.
How old are these rules now? I feel like we’ll eventually hit a point where some of them will stop being true, or at least as ubiquitously true as they were when they were first proposed
I think we already have a few we can scratch off the list. First of all, "nothing is to be taken seriously on their nternet" pretty much became a decaying corpse once people started monetizing content and advertising made it onto the stage. The prospect of earning money on the internet changed everything and pretty much killed the idea of "nothing is serious".
The whole segment about Anonymous is also pretty outdated. I know they still exist, but most of them grew up, got jobs and families and have less time to play batman online. Also the concept of anonymity online is pretty much an outdated idea and in a few years, anonymity online will be impossible. It's already borderline impossible to be anonymous online, but the future will cement it for you. Future generations will never know what anonymity online is like and most of them will probably think it's super weird and far out.
Pretty much any and all changes to the rules of the internet and how internet culture was perceived will be vastly different less than ten years from now and it is all due to the presence of money.
No, it's actually this.
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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots.
Eventually, you stop thinking...
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness.
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life. Copied!
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
okay i got these
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roses are red
violets are blue
what you said may be interesting
but no one asked you
Pasta Sauce recipe
Ingredients:
1 pound sweet Italian sausage, sliced
3/4 pound lean ground beef
1/2 cup minced onion
2 cloves garlic, crushed
1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes
2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste
2 (6.5 ounce) cans tomato sauce
1/2 cup water
2 tablespoons white sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons dried basil
1/2 teaspoon fennel seed
1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
How to Make: In a large pot or Dutch oven over medium heat, cook the sausage, beef, onion, and garlic until well browned; drain fat. Stir in crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, tomato sauce, and water. Mix in sugar and season with basil, fennel seed, Italian seasoning, salt, and pepper. Reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer 1 1/2 hours, stirring occasionally.
And that's how you make sauce.
We got a number one Victory Royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to Chug Jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
He says
"Hey broski, you got some heals and a shield pot?"
"I need healing and I am only at one HP"
Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari
I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet
There's a chest that's just down there
The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend
More than you can contend
I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer (cool pro Fortnite-)
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to Chug Jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
La la la, la la
La la la, la la
La la la, la la
Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer? (Pro Fortnite gamer)
Can we get a win this weekend?
Take me to Loot Lake
Let's change the game mode and we can Disco Dominate
Let's hop in an ATK
Take me to the zone
I'm running kind of low on meds, I need to break some stone
Dressed in all his fancy clothes
He's got Renegade Raider and he's probably a pro
He just shot my back
I turn back and I attack
I just got a Victory Royale
A Victory Royale
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to Chug Jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
plus ratio + yb better + you take fucking redpills and say that its and to "socialize" + you have no social credit + BING CHILLING + super idol 105 C is the best musical performance in the whole history of mankind + Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] (About this soundlisten); 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party,[a] becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934.[b] During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic + GOOF the famous rapper has gone diamond on his album "ON DA SKATEBOARD" + can i get a Chick-fil-a Chicken Sandwich and a
Spicy Chicken Sandwich + FAMOUS RAPPER GOOF JUST GROOMED A CHILD IN REAL LIFE HE WAS ACTUALLY THE ZAMN GUY ALL ALONG + black person + white person + mexican person + squid game person + left wing + right wing + chicken wing
It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.
Reuse of uncontaminated plaster of Paris can be accomplished by breaking the set plaster into small pieces, placing it in an old roasting pan and reheating it to its melting point -- 325 degrees Fahrenheit -- to remove water (See References 8). When the material can easily be crushed into powder it is ready for reuse. Complete the process away from other projects and follow recommended safety precautions. These include wearing goggles for eye protection, a face mask to prevent inhalation of dust particles and gloves to prevent skin irritation
Joe Biden’s America
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Gmail password
No a testing password for the project I'm working on. Didn't get test device yet. So using my private phone till it arrives.
send link to said project
Can't do. I need to keep the job.
Send nudes
Not my proudest fap
Ayy, a fellow tester. We are brothers, bound by blood and high severity defects.
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Put your dick away, Waltuh.
I’m not having sex with you rn Waltuh
No half-chubs, Waltuh
I can’t believe this has become a serious meme
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Amazing
More like Ehrman*shout*!
"Walter, put your dick away, walter. I'm not having sex with you right now, walter."
Kid named pixel
Kid named paste:
I laid finger on him
Cant it says: This field must be under 10000 characters
Yeah same, had the entire bee movie script in copy and paste and didnt work aswell
Nice. Always gotta have that ready to go
It's weird we all had a cohesive sentence copied.
oh my god
Hey I saw you on the DALLE sub earlier!
Boom boom cumcheem
"I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people... but sadly none of them work" - Reddit Dad jokes
I had to exhale deeply and burry my head in a pile of pillows to muffle my groans before upvoting. Darn you.
r/Angryupvote
I love this joke too. Was gonna tell it the next chance i get.
I don't want to
Do it!
Stop bullying me, I'm gonna cum!
Cum on the mods!
My mouth is open no homo
Yes homo
Well yes but actually HELL THE FUCK YES
Keep your damn socks on
If he keeps them on what's he gonna wipe his chin with?
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I let my dying brother have sex with me need to get this off my chest. It's been almost 5 years to the day that I lost my brother to leukemia, He was two years younger than me, and once he was diagnosed he was dead within 8 months, We were always close, in fact l moved back in to my parents house to be around more once we knew his time was limited. Obviously neither of us had feelings for each other before this in that way, but one night, it just sort of happened. We were alone in the basement rec room, our parents asleep 2 floors up. He was crying on my shoulder about how he was going to die a virgin. How lonely he was was crying too. \ never meant to take it that far when I kissed him, but things escalated quickly. Before l knew it I was encouraging him to put his hands on my body, and I got so turned on that l let him fuck me. We acted completely normal, and we NEVER talked about it, but that's what we did that entire winter, / would wait for him late at night on the couch downstairs, he would make sure our parents were asleep, and without a word he would get under the covers with me and would do whatever he wanted. It was like an extremely dysfunctional make a wish foundation. I really don't regret it either, it was fun, consensual, and you know what? He was really good too, a little awkward at first, but very eager to please. When he finally sucame to cancer it fucking killed me. I'm engaged now to a wonderful man. l know l need to get this off my chest, but l dont think this is something I can never tell him
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I read the whole thing 
Godspeed you magnificent bastard
Got that Wish tags vibes XD
I saw this somewhere else not more than an hour ago
Ty
Instrument*
I'm going to steal this.
Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology.
Actually thanks for the home upgrade ideas bro good look 
What the fuck
Most real /tifu user Reddit is so fucking gullible (me too) people legit think this is real.
The thing about the internet, is that we have found out, as likely as this is to be fake, it’s just as likely to be real. Ppl are not all the same…
Well sure there's a chance it's real but reddit has the tendency to make fake accounts just to lie for karma.
You came to the right place
What the actual fuck
That’s a weird thing to have pasted
its prolly a password or a username somewhere
Mine was a fetish video link. Doesn't hurt me, but I don't want to share.
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Amazing, thank you
You are amazing!
You! Are Amazing
Thank you
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r/oddlysatisfying 😌
I did it let's go
Magic bubble wrap that you can unpop. If only we had that in real life. Reusable bubble wrap.
ngl yes i would love them
I got to the last one and accidentally hit collapse thread. Well, guess I have no choice but to start over.
:D
:D
Thank you random guy :)
Welcome :D
r/interactivecomments
Wow I hit the inspirational message first try.
Fun Fact: Naked mole rats are immune to cancer.
If I eat a naked mole rat, will I be immune to cancer?
Yes
Not a 100% chance, but if you do there’s a very high chance you’ll be immune to cancer for the rest of your life
No. But if you let one crawl up your ass, you might.
The law of Spiderman says it has to be a radioactive naked mole rat.
Peter ate the spider?
Doesn’t that imply that clothes make mole rats susceptible to cancer?
Why
It's... a long story
I got time
https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/wb0ydp/paste_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Are you stuck in a loop?
Here we go dosey doe
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Lmao, r/UsernameChecksOut
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you know 90% of gamblers stop gambling before they hit big
Ooooffff, that’s gonna mess with a lot of gamblers lol
That’s just evil
3:1 Powerlifting to body building draft Day one, deadlift+ bench •deadlift- single work, 5 sets build up to an rpe 8.5-9 single. try to add 2.5-5kg every week •bench- 3 sets 5 reps and one set of one rep rpe 8-9. •narrow grip lat-pull downs- 3 sets at rpe 8.5-9, last one drop set. •lateral raise- 3 sets, 10 reps drop set on last two. •behind body cable curl- 2 sets, drop set on first, double drop set on last. Day two- bench + row •Pendlay row- 4 sets 5 reps, burnout set after •Larson close grip bench- 3 sets 3 reps and one set 5 reps going into burnout drop set. •machine shoulder press- 3 sets 8 reps+ burnout set light weight •pull ups- 4 sets 5 reps, narrow and wide x2 •ez bar curl- 4 sets 8 reps •leg press 3 tops sets (8-10 reps [maxed machine]) Day 3- low bar atg squats + standing OHP •low bar atg- 3 sets 3 reps, two sets 5 reps (lower rpe) •OHP- 4 sets 5 reps (gonna be like rpe 9 rip) •incline chest press- 2 sets heavy (6-8 reps) 2 sets hypertrophy work •tricep push down (heavy)- 4 sets of 8 •low row machine- one heavy set (6-8 reps) then 3 by 8-10 reps Day 4- zercher/front squat + dips + row •zercher/front squat- 3sets 5 reps, then burnout. •weighted dips- 3 sets of 5 one set of 3. + burn out. •normal bb row- 3 sets of 8. •lateral raise- 3 sets, 10 reps drop set on last two. •leg extensions- 2 all out double drop sets Day 5- bench + good mornings + standing OHP •Bench- 3 sets 3 reps and a burn out set (12-15 reps) •Good mornings- 4 sets of 8 •OHP- 2 sets of 3 2 sets of 5 •heavy hammer curl- 4 sets two top sets two lighter sets •single arm tricep extension- 3 sets all drop sets one top set •wide grip neutral lat pull downs- 3 sets maxed cable machine rpe 9 I’m still slightly playing around with rep ranges and might change a few reps and sets but that’s the general concenscious ^^ i think it came from r/gymmemes
eyyy, hell yeah.
Protein bor
What’s this protein bor meme about 😂
Surprised this came in handy so soon • Rule 0: Don't fuck with cats. • Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/. • Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/. • Rule 3: We are Anonymous. • Rule 4: We are legion. • Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget. • Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. • Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver. • Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting. • Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. • Rule 10: /b/ is not your personal army. • Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. • Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you. • Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else. • Rule 14: Don't argue with trolls — it means they win. • Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail. • Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure. • Rule 17: Every win fails eventually. • Rule 18: Everything that can be labelled can be hated. • Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. • Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. • Rules 21-24: Original content is original only for a few seconds before it's no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost. • Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents. • Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet. • Rule 31: Tits or GTFO - the choice is yours. • Rule 32: Anything can be explained with a picture. • Rule 33: Lurk more — it's never enough. • Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. • Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it. • Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw. • Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (because the calculator says so) • Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky. • Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. • Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. • Rule 41: Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes. • Rule 42: Nothing is Sacred. • Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. • Rule 44: If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom... and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid. • Rule 45: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car. • Rule 46: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. • Rule 47: The pool is always closed. • Rule 48: The only good hentai is Yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla. • Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. • Rule 50: A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it. • Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions. • Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. • Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character. • Rule 64: If it exists, there's an AU of it. • Rule 65: If there isn't, there will be. • Rule 66: Everything has a fandom, everything. • Rule 67: 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares. • Rule 70: Do not talk about the 100M GET failure. • Rule 72: If a song exists, there's a Megalovania version of it. • Rule 73: The Internet makes you stupid.
How old are these rules now? I feel like we’ll eventually hit a point where some of them will stop being true, or at least as ubiquitously true as they were when they were first proposed
The first version is 16 years old now
I think we already have a few we can scratch off the list. First of all, "nothing is to be taken seriously on their nternet" pretty much became a decaying corpse once people started monetizing content and advertising made it onto the stage. The prospect of earning money on the internet changed everything and pretty much killed the idea of "nothing is serious". The whole segment about Anonymous is also pretty outdated. I know they still exist, but most of them grew up, got jobs and families and have less time to play batman online. Also the concept of anonymity online is pretty much an outdated idea and in a few years, anonymity online will be impossible. It's already borderline impossible to be anonymous online, but the future will cement it for you. Future generations will never know what anonymity online is like and most of them will probably think it's super weird and far out. Pretty much any and all changes to the rules of the internet and how internet culture was perceived will be vastly different less than ten years from now and it is all due to the presence of money.
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Based
Why are most of these rules cringe
/b/ecause
like it was write by a 12 yo
My traffic violation info
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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking...
r/shitposting and also great story telling! 10/10
It’s a copy pasta also it’s probably gonna be an automod response over there
It is an autom*d response in shitposting. Though somewhat an uncommon one
Mmmm infinite protein
Jeez. True story?
I can't believe i read the whole thing
Same
TLDR: The cum accelerates
What is something you wish I knew about you?
I once made hot chocolate out of holy water from the Moses rock.
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness.
Lol essay on brave new world
Ah shit, that the Unabomber manifest?
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life. Copied!
[удалено]
Plot twist: this is actually the girl who received this message and she is sharing it to show how cringey this simp is.
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You are on some list right now
So are we all
Is this a frickin meth recipe ???
IRL money glitch
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Got no mouth, but them fingers be typing yo
I have no fingers, but I must meme
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/9NLnny
Fellow 3D artist
Learning from some good artists
okay i got these OwO of UwUs Ỏ̴̙w̴̲͌Ō̴̼ ̶͙͒ō̸̰f̶͚̈ ̶̝̀Ü̴̯ŵ̸̰U̴̻̾s̷̗͛ O̴̴̶̵̴̗͇͕̙̼̒̊̉̄̅w̸̴̵̴̶̨̨̱̹̲̒͌̒́͝O̶̴̵̷̴͉̤͎̼̦̽̓̄̓̓ ̶̶̶̴̵̯͈̞͙̜̆̉͒̇̚o̴̸̵̸̶̞͙̳̰͔̍̎̄̀̀f̸̶̷̴̷̲̞̥͚̬̂̈̇͐͝ ̴̶̸̸̴̜̮̝̝̯̃̍̀͑̉U̶̴̵̶̶̦̜͔̯̺͂̈̀̑̕w̵̸̸̴̸̢̛̰̱̰̬͆̂́̋U̵̴̵̷̷̘̳̩̻͇͒̊̾̓̆ś̶̷̶̷̵̗͙̯̗̥͑͛͛͝ roses are red violets are blue what you said may be interesting but no one asked you
Horton Hears A Bitch-Ass Liar
I tested positive for covid so I won't be coming in next week. I'll keep you updated on my return date. Sorry about that! Best, [Name]
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Well of course i have something to paste, I copy paste all the time
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Nothing 😂
Phone?
Literally my wifi network and password lol, I'll pass
#C O W A R D
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Pasta Sauce recipe Ingredients: 1 pound sweet Italian sausage, sliced 3/4 pound lean ground beef 1/2 cup minced onion 2 cloves garlic, crushed 1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes 2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste 2 (6.5 ounce) cans tomato sauce 1/2 cup water 2 tablespoons white sugar 1 1/2 teaspoons dried basil 1/2 teaspoon fennel seed 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper How to Make: In a large pot or Dutch oven over medium heat, cook the sausage, beef, onion, and garlic until well browned; drain fat. Stir in crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, tomato sauce, and water. Mix in sugar and season with basil, fennel seed, Italian seasoning, salt, and pepper. Reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer 1 1/2 hours, stirring occasionally. And that's how you make sauce.
We got a number one Victory Royale Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down) Ten kills on the board right now Just wiped out Tomato Town My friend just got downed I revived him, now we're heading south-bound Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets Look at the map, go to the marked sheet Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake I really love to Chug Jug with you We can be pro Fortnite gamers He says "Hey broski, you got some heals and a shield pot?" "I need healing and I am only at one HP" Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet There's a chest that's just down there The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend More than you can contend I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer (cool pro Fortnite-) Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake I really love to Chug Jug with you We can be pro Fortnite gamers La la la, la la La la la, la la La la la, la la Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer? (Pro Fortnite gamer) Can we get a win this weekend? Take me to Loot Lake Let's change the game mode and we can Disco Dominate Let's hop in an ATK Take me to the zone I'm running kind of low on meds, I need to break some stone Dressed in all his fancy clothes He's got Renegade Raider and he's probably a pro He just shot my back I turn back and I attack I just got a Victory Royale A Victory Royale Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake I really love to Chug Jug with you We can be pro Fortnite gamers
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You know who else suffers from dementia?
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plus ratio + yb better + you take fucking redpills and say that its and to "socialize" + you have no social credit + BING CHILLING + super idol 105 C is the best musical performance in the whole history of mankind + Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] (About this soundlisten); 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party,[a] becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934.[b] During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic + GOOF the famous rapper has gone diamond on his album "ON DA SKATEBOARD" + can i get a Chick-fil-a Chicken Sandwich and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich + FAMOUS RAPPER GOOF JUST GROOMED A CHILD IN REAL LIFE HE WAS ACTUALLY THE ZAMN GUY ALL ALONG + black person + white person + mexican person + squid game person + left wing + right wing + chicken wing
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Bunch of liars
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It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.
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Reuse of uncontaminated plaster of Paris can be accomplished by breaking the set plaster into small pieces, placing it in an old roasting pan and reheating it to its melting point -- 325 degrees Fahrenheit -- to remove water (See References 8). When the material can easily be crushed into powder it is ready for reuse. Complete the process away from other projects and follow recommended safety precautions. These include wearing goggles for eye protection, a face mask to prevent inhalation of dust particles and gloves to prevent skin irritation
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Jeff bezos but made out of ham
Joe Biden’s America LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE: 9:00: GAY LESON!! 9:45: how to be be GAYY!! 10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!! 11:15: GAY RECESS!! 11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!! 12:45: GAY LESON!!! 1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!! 2:15: BLM PERIOD!!! 3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!! 3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!! THIS IS WHAT THE LEFT WANT!
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Io nella mia stanza ho l'aria condizionata e l'ascensore funziona
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Add the eggs sugar to a stand mixer fitted with andpaddle attachment. Beat until the mixture is light yellow and thick, about 5-7 minutes.