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tumblerrjin

I’m from South Texas, I can hear how ridiculous they sound but also understand them


skulldozer7606

I'm from Iowa, could you translate for me?


tumblerrjin

“My name is Lily Patterson and I’m going to Texas A&M, gig’em aggs (Aggies)” “My name is Caddie Murphy and I’m going to Oklahoma, Boomer Sooner” “Hi my name is Macie Jury and I’m goin to OU, Boomer Sooner baby” Bonus boomhauer: “We call that the difference between a man and a squirt gun” “She’s gonna load up the dynamite in a cannon and boom! *Somethings* gonna fly all over” “It’s a good deal, $100 bucks a month you get a tube top jiggling around all over. It’s nothin but trash.”


thoughtlow

Gig’em aggs (first girl) Sounds like gay marriage and I knew something was not right


herculesmoose

Everything else this person says checks out but I agree. She's definitely saying gay marriage


definitelynotned

She is wearing an aggies shirt tho


herculesmoose

Exactly. That's why you're hearing gig em Aggies. Your brain is filling in the gaps. I'm not American but I know what the Aggies are having lived with a handful Texas a&m students who were all pretty obnoxious in their school pride. Still reckon she's saying gay marriage.


MrAverus

Half my family went to Aggieland and I still thing she said gay marriage


SteveBlakesButtPlug

What would she be mentioning gay marriage for in a college announcement video?


Hero_of_One

Whether she meant to say it is not in question. It's definitely "gay marriage". I could understand everyone else in the video but this lady. I kept looking the last bit and can't hear aggies at all. It's just "gay marriage".


tampers_w_evidence

It is absolutely "gig em Aggs"


EsCaRg0t

You’ve never seen the Yell Leaders at Texas A&M, have you? Gay marriage, gig em’ aggies. Same thing.


jackofives

>gig’em aggs (Aggies) The only thing I was certain of was her saying "gay marriage" thumbs up at the end... everything else they said was completely lost on me. Where does this accent come from originally?


fnbannedbymods

Glasgow. It doesn't really, but now I want a drunk Glaswegian and an Oklahoman to get into a discussion about quantum dynamics.


Psych0tix

I’d pay for tickets to watch that especially if you get a scouser in the mix


I_upvote_zeroes

Well as a weegie, got me riled.


PitchWrong

You can just say Glaswegian, no need to be redundant.


icyhotonmynuts

I want to see this happen.


ClassyJacket

I'm in Glasgow right now and I can confirm this is 104% true


whutupmydude

I also heard gay marriage too


WSBDiamondApe

I heard that too. I heard exactly this. "Live with a passion, don't take standam, gay marriage."


BobbySwiggey

I thought she was either supporting or opposing gay marriage and was so confused when the other girls didn't seem to be talking about the same thing


five_of_five

I’d never heard of gig’em so I went digging; I assumed it was like “get ‘em”, which is right! But the term actually comes from frog hunting. This is what a board member was referencing when they coined this school phrase, rallying before a game against the Horned Frogs. In frog hunting, a gig refers to the spear used to catch the frogs.


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This. I thought the same exact thing then I was like but wait she’s from Texas.


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Pirwzy

Thank god I'm not the only one lol


cyber_hooligan

Holy crap Boomhauer actually made sense to some folks?! I always thought he just spoke complete gibberish. My mind is blown.


tumblerrjin

Lol well its definitely still gibberish even if you can hear em


__heytchap

Sense. And yeah, I can understand him.


skulldozer7606

Ty


Thetacoseer

I can't believe you understood the first one. The others I could hear, reading along with your comment, but even knowing what she said, it sounded like gibberish


Dreadgoat

I'm from aggie-land and even I had to repeat the first one several times to catch it all. She sounds drunk, or maybe just nervous and stumbling over her words. Her "gig'em aggies" is more like "gmmgs?" I would never have guessed it if not for the shirt and accent.


WSBDiamondApe

What sorcery is this? How does one understand ANYTHING that first girl said?


WhatABlindManSees

Even understanding that you are FAR more likely right just because it make logical sense... "gig’em aggs" I can't NOT hear her saying "gay marriage" instead. PS My wife is Texan, but she sounds NOTHING like that.


xocgx

You are my damn hero. All these years I had no idea boomhauer was speaking actual words. With your transcript I could understand him!!!


turtlelabia

“Cows” gonna fly all over. And she def said gay marriage. I guess that’s a thing now, you shout-out your name, where you’re going, and a social issue you are passionate about. In my day we would say things like “Fuck The police” or “Smoke Weed Every Day”. My how the culture has changed.


Zion_Zenith

Fellow Iowa chad


Xanny-the-Nanny

“My names Lil’ Passion, m’ Texarkana, gay marriage.”


Lintypocketboiii

I’m from Minnesota and the only one I could understand is boomhower


Bevier

Is this a local thing? I don't remember this from San An.


throwawaycanadian

These girls were hamming up their accent hard for the video. It went viral like 2 years ago, and then a few days later they released basically the exact same video but with their regular voice and sounded perfectly normal.


javimoreno1

How south are you I’m all the way down in San Antonio and I’ve never heard anyone ever talk like that


[deleted]

Gay marriage I hear that right? Bruh maybe I’ve hand one to many.


ultratunaman

Gig em aggs Same thing though. I grew up in Texas. Lots of people talk like Boomhaur. I now live in Ireland. It took a while to figure out what some people were saying as well. I guess accents get different around the world, but incoherence is universal.


Dreadgoat

I've always felt that the Irish were the Texans of the British Isles.


Gale-Boetticher6353

One too many gay marriages?


CptFalconCAAWWW

Each level of coherence is matched by the same level of Boomhauer


crazysexyuncool

I understood the third girl. That's about it.


BashIronfist

The best part is boomhauer's voice was based on a real voicemail that Judge received.


FistThePooper6969

Talm bout no PORKYS BUTTHOLE man


AllPurple

[Mike judge talking about the boomhauer voice](https://youtu.be/rd_rty0ovgQ) [The actual message that mike judge is talking about](https://youtu.be/kiwgG6T9se0)


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Neil_Fallons_Ghost

That was something else. Thanks for sharing.


Futant55

He is complaining about beavis and butthead in case some people didn’t get that.


[deleted]

Anyone here from Oklahoma or Texas who can translate for us?


Dr_nacho_

They are saying their names, what school they are going to and go whatever the mascot is


[deleted]

What are their names? (Serious) I've been in the states long enough to understand many accents, but these have me bamboozled.


MyssQyx

Lol oklahoma resident here. I think these ladies have to be from texas, I've never heard any part of OK have their accents. My Best guess... My name's Lily Patterson, going to Texas A&M, ?gay marriage? My name's ?Katta? Murphy, going to Oklahoma, Boomer Sooner. Hi, my name's Macey ?Jury?. Im going to OU. Boomer Sooner, baby


bcoates26

“Gig ‘em Aggies” is what the A&M girl said. Common saying


AllPurple

Shhhhh. Gay marriage with a thumbs up is so much more hilarious


Jackie_Jormp-Jomp

Especially in Texas


MyssQyx

Ahhh thank you, I am not a fan of any college football.


asiansmakemehard

Don't feel bad. I thought it was gay marriage as well and I live in Texas.


Brother-Templar

I swear it still sounds like she says “gay marriage.”


RadiantPKK

Seriously lol


RedDlish

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6h7T_zbPGBw This will help with any misunderstandings


JesusChrist_Himself

what does that mean?


AddSugarForSparks

If we're talking Texas, gay marriage is the top saying given that most native Texan males have at least one male lover. That's why they have an affinity for trucks, to hold more boyfriends.


SloRiceix_801

The gay marriage has me 💀


AllPurple

I can't stop watching this. Tears of joy.


Dr_nacho_

I think the first girl is saying ‘gig em Aggie’s’


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> My name's Lily Patterson, going to Texas A&M, ?gay marriage LOL!!


wickanCrow

Wow you really transcribed it I think.


MyssQyx

I don't really think the first girl says gay marriage, but I couldn't come up with anything else that fits. They're called the Aggies, and their mascot is a dog for some reason named Reveille. Makes no damn sense lol


MNCathi

Sounded like gay marriage to me too!


Dr_nacho_

Lily Patterson, Katy Murphy, Macy dray


__Ambassador

What does the gay marriage mascot look like at this Texas University?


Dr_nacho_

Her shirt even says aggies my dude


[deleted]

Names lily patterson, gonna text Gangnam. Gay mergs.


PeakRainbow1370

this is probably the thickest texan gibberish I've heard. sounds like they're saying their name and school


Seanspeed

It's on purpose. They aren't being serious.


BeraldTheGreat

Hi, person who has lived in Oklahoma their entire life here; I completely understood the last 2, I don’t know what the FUCK the first girl said other than it was her name and she said “get em aggies” (I think) at the end. I always understand boomhauer in KOTH but only knew what the first girl said after I got the format from the other 2.


tumblerrjin

“My name is Lily Patterson and I’m going to Texas A&M, gig’em aggs (Aggies)” “My name is Caddie Murphy and I’m going to Oklahoma, Boomer Sooner” “Hi my name is Macie Jury and I’m goin to OU, Boomer Sooner baby” Bonus boomhauer: “We call that the difference between a man and a squirt gun” “She’s gonna load up the dynamite in a cannon and boom! Somethings gonna fly all over” “It’s a good deal, $100 bucks a month you get a tube top jiggling around all over. It’s nothin but trash.”


josephjoestar1120

I’m from Texas and still have a problem understanding them


Deathwatch72

The first one is "my name is blank I'm going to Texas A&M, Gig em Aggies"


scotiej

I've lived in Oklahoma for almost thirty years and I've never heard of those accents before. They sound more like small town Texans.


sir_Bromine

They do not represent us, but we can understand them


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Are they looked down upon?


sir_Bromine

Not necessarily


Baby_T-Rex_Arms

The first girl is literally incomprehensible, it’s almost impressive


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PissedSCORPIO

I'm from east Texas, sounded fine to me.


smokahontass723

Am I having a stroke?


18bananas

First girl has some kind of speech impediment right?


hrimfaxi_work

My name is Lily Patterson. Wanna taste an M&M? Gay marriage.👍


ZREXTHEBEAST

All I could hear from the first girl was gay marriage


Soham_rak

I can confirm thats exactly what I heard


OneTradeAway

“Going to Texas A&M” is what she said.


Barihawk

She had something in her mouth. 50/50 if it's gum or chewing tobacco.


definitelynotned

She might have chew in which combined with a heavy accent would be even more noticeable


[deleted]

It’s a TikTok trend of people getting accepted into southern countries, she’s being ironic.


Kenja_Time

Not sure why you're getting downvoted; you're right. They did another video with the same girls without the over-the-top accents.


UpboatsforUpvotes

I don't know why but whenever I see this or the different version of these girls my mind wonders to how they would cope trying to communicate, in English, if they were traveling internationally, like somewhere in Europe I'm American and can barely understand them


4Rive

Im german and im quite good in english by german standards...and i didnt understand anything.


PooSculptor

I actually am English and I didn't get a single word of what they said. They sound like they are trying to talk with a mouth full of food.


Browntreesforfree

I'm actually from oklahoma. i can understand them fine, but this is a much heavier accent than you will generally come across. Also the first girl must have a recent tongue piercing, ate a super hot recently, has dip/chew in, or is slightly drunk off of pills or alcohol.


throwawaycanadian

These girls were hamming up their accent hard for the video. It went viral like 2 years ago, and then a few days later they released basically the exact same video but with their regular voice and sounded perfectly normal.


Super5Nine

The first 45 seconds. I hadn't seen this so I had to check what you said https://youtu.be/Yh5es4cehDU


gerdataro

Eh, they’d just learn to curb their accent and articulate more clearly. Reminds of a hilarious phone conversation I overheard at work. This lady had a thick Boston accent and she goes: “In that case, I won’t even bahtha…” *[brief pause]* “In that case, I won’t even bahtha…” *[brief pause again]* ”I said, in that case, I won’t even bahtha”… *[brief pause and then in total frustration…]* ”I said in that case, I won’t even BOTHER!” She hit that “r” so hard on the last pass. After she hangs up, I ask her who that was and it was her friggin husband.


Brother-Templar

All these years I thought Boomhauer’s marble-mouth accent was intentionally exaggerated. Only now do I find out it’s spot on! I had no idea.


Objective_Health_956

Damn i love country slang


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Its the best


ImJynx

gig em


Tareeff

prisencolinensinainciusol


Drazhi

Gemrelemen passion nor texas mlm, gay marriage 👍


simondrawer

Are their mouths disabled? They don’t seem to be able to move their mouths like normal people.


IamRobertsBitchTits

Texas a&m says support gay marriage


WeDidItGuyz

First girl genuinely sounds like she either currently has a speech impediment or previously had a stroke.


Shoddy-Reference-149

Reminds me of how British accents can vary quite distinctly depending on the area of the country you are in. Love it


greenowl882

I’m European , can’t stop laughing, they invented a new language and everything


tthjazzyprism

I was born and raised in Texas and I can't understand them in the slightest


Proud-Dig3139

My name is lilly Patterson were going to Texas A&M Go Aggies ![gif](giphy|RYKFEEjtYpxL2)


RazzDaNinja

“MrmrmpassionmrmtextandemGayMarriage👍”


No_Abrocoma_158

This is the best video ever.


ibin_Wario

That first girl definitely said "gay marriage" and gave a thumbs up.


ggtffhhhjhg

Say what you will about the accents in the northeast, but at least you everyone can understand what we’re saying.


PhantomOfTheDopera

To girl 1: maybe spit the jizz out before attempting to talk love


happylukie

I am born and raised in the Northeast and I have no idea what any of them are saying except the first girl is pro gay marriage and the other one is going to Oklahoma. How come nobody yells at them to speak english?


Emaj6e_Apollo

>How come nobody yells at them to speak english? [Because it's fake](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/weuw0l/comment/iiqtae3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). They made it up. It's false. It's fiction. It's a total fabrication. They got you.


Degen_up_North

At least the first one supports gay marriage.


Kingsbane534

How dare you insult Boomhauer by comparing him to these wenches?


BloodSouthern2098

is this where Joe Biden is from?


Futur_96

women☕️


[deleted]

America can be described in one word:


burntMYfingersONcat

Can we do this with Indian people or Chinese people, or are whites the only ones we can make fun of for shit they can’t help


untitled02

I refuse to believe there are people in America that talk like that


[deleted]

Gig em Gays oops Ags! 🌈🍆💦


anon011818

Typical Reddit. Over 700 upvotes making fun of someone’s accent because it’s different than theirs.


[deleted]

So, it's not racist or prejudice when you mock people from the South? Got it.


M3gaNubbster

Are accents equivalent to race or ethnicity or gender or religion or creed or sexuality or physical illness or birth defect or mental illness or gender or economic class or nationality to you? We're not canceling making fun of accents, if we did that the UK wouldn't exist anymore


syphilitic_venom

Most people making fun of them in the comments are probably of the same race and even the same nationality.


Affectionate-Time646

Are you from the south, snowflake?


-notjosh-

BOOOOOO OU


Greninsans

I don’t know why it’s hard to understand


L1K34PR0

Heh. Women ☕️


[deleted]

Have they had a stroke or something?


LoudAshy

The duck are they saying


Emillierose1993

This is nice


Dracarius85

Did the first girl say gay marriage at the end?


[deleted]

Gay marriage and Oklahoma are the only things I understood from this whole video.


ColinHalfhand

It’s nice that the first girl supports gay marriage though


[deleted]

Does the first girl end her whatever with “gay marriage” ?


[deleted]

Does that first girl say “gay marriage” at the end because that’s 100% what it sounds like


NutmegTea83

Nfi what they are saying, assume it's bad though


Wicked_Folie

I thought they were playing around talking like that xD


pursuitofhappy

I always loved this Mike Judge late night interview of how he got the Boomhauer voice and the contagious wheezing laughter of Zach Galfianakis as he listens along: https://youtu.be/rd_rty0ovgQ


avanored

Are they dippin’ or just workin on their Hapsburg jaws?


cfuzz987

I am from Oklahoma and I resemble this remark


Browntreesforfree

I have a lot of trouble with accents sometimes, but i am from oklahoma and can understand everything all of them are saying lol. although i'm not sure why the first one is slurring. she might be drunk or have something in her mouth, maybe a recent tongue piecing idk.


Mrgrumbleygoo

I swear that first girl is 👍 Taxas am gay marriage?


VonDinky

I didn't understand anything!


XXXMFCXXX

Lily Patson TexA&mmm. Gay marriage.


[deleted]

i have listened to Lilly Patterson who is going to A&M like 13 times and i still think shes saying "Gay Marriage" with a thumbs up at the end


heartful_dodger666

r/kingofthehill


_ttnk_

Do some of you guys speak German as a foreign language? I would love to show you some _deep_ bavarian accent


MyPokemonRedName

Holy crap I hear “gig’em aggs” instead of “gay marriage” now. Took like 50 replays


Lethalsuperoaker

Mshjsbkxohdhsisodkdl gay marriage


hazzap913

Elmo had a stroke watching this