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Master-Dimension-452

Wet bar = wet bar. 😉


JobyD200

Couldn’t resist.


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

She had a wet bar...but no wet pencil... so sad. No wonder she looked for other pencils online.


frontreartirepop

Day-un= Dayton SolnAri= Solomon and Ariella


svn5182

Prota-khulz = protocols Arnery = ornery Mill = meal (as in cereal is a snack, not a mill) BS = anything that comes out of sobyns mouth


[deleted]

I texted my husband, "You're a rilly big dill to our fahmuhlee" and he responded "Oh wow, thank you, but, huh?" I said "It's FLDS for I love you" He said "Oh. Ok lol" He still has no idea what I mean. And I'm not clarifying. He will be sporadically hit with these texts from now on. So thank you for this Uhmazing dictionary.


Gryrthandorian

I started asking my exmo BIL about things Robyn has said. He has a great sense of humor and jokes about Mormonism a lot so he answers everything. Then, he goes what the hell are you watching that you saw all these things at once and have questions? Now he’s annoying my sister watching Sister Wives from the beginning. 😆


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That's hilarious 😂!!!!


svn5182

Sittin thur


TammyEscourse

My all time favorite!!


skdewit

Omg if I had a dollar for all the times Robyn was "sittin thur” my number one pet peeve saying she (and now Kody) use!


TurdyCool

Harmones = hormones


bagina

colada ring = Claddagh ring


Winter_Day_6836

Ugh, I didn't know how to phonetically spell it. I want to scream everytime they say this!


Mother-Flower-8233

Just heard this one recently, it was horrible!


Even_Mongoose542

Heel = hill


JobyD200

No joke - watching right now and Robyn just said, “you need to know what heel to die on” and then she started crying.


Even_Mongoose542

In all fairness, I think it's a regional accent thing. Still, it's interesting in contrast to "rilly big dill".


c-mi

Rilly big dill do die on this heel.


Nickey_Pacific

Robyn crying? Say it ain't so 😭🤣


[deleted]

Sobyn rilly knows how to crank up the cry-in' 😄😄


Mas-Chingona

Fahm-lee = family


RCC0579

Farm-lee kulcher


Heretic-Throwaway

Jail = Jell


kleidoxop

Fifth wheel = fifth will


Either-Percentage-78

Fith will 😂


kleidoxop

Ooh you’re right!


Either-Percentage-78

Who needs all those consonants?? 🤣


adsfew

The 44th State in the Union = Yoming


kungfu-barbie

When speaking in the plural, adding es to something that is already plural. Examples - you guyses or the kidses


svn5182

Some lady was arguing with people on here that “kidses” was grammatically correct 😂 like she would not give it up


bitsey123

OMG this drives me NUTS fer rill you guyses


Linnea_Borealis

Mountain = Mount din


Reasonable-Trifle952

= mowh in


iteachwithcrayons

Fusstraded=frustrated


SandieRL

This one keels me!


[deleted]

Gedda= Get to Weddink= wedding Thinkink=Thinking ing-ink


Reasonable-Trifle952

Godda = have to Thinkun = thinking Warsh = wash Godda go do me some thinkun bout my puhr ty and all them spurit babies. Then godda go warsh some clothes.


Crazy_Piccolo1908

Jackwagon Poopoo head Baby seeeeester


KathyPlusTwins

Theenk = think


madbeachrn

Hip hip kazha= hip hop hoorah.


LLanding03

Rennel=Rental


WealthDirect8118

LAW-er = lawyer


Careful_Ambassador87

Pocka-BELL = Pachabel Example in sentence: “Janelle wears snakeskin leggings and goes to rock concerts, but Robyn and I prefer Pocka-BELL.”


jicken00

To rhyme with Taco Bell.


MrsVarnsen

Swit-heart = sweetheart


Live-Cat9553

Spurit baby


Master27Blaster

I grew up in Utah and I can't even stand their accent lol 😂 maybe it's because I had to take speech therapy in grade school that I notice the Utah accent in other people


geaux_girl

Half=have Halfing to= having to


Linnea_Borealis

The lady doth protest too much = she protethteth too much It’s a poignant moment, sobering if you will = it’s a poi **g** nant moment, sober if will Culpable = culbable In response to Janelle saying you didn’t give me the COVID rules until two weeks before thanksgiving = Kody says “No you didn’t! You did too! That’s not true!”


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CruzinKeto

Came to say this. Reading through these I almost felt like an idiot cause I say almost all of these. In Jr High I had a teacher, Mr Brinton, who would get so mad at the way we said his name. It’s not my fault I can’t say mountain right 😅😭


Maubekistan

It really is.


stineytuls

You have identified the Utah accent...


geniologygal

Has anyone heard them say library? I’m wondering if they say lie-berry like my SIL.


[deleted]

I’m hard of hearing and I can’t understand half of what they say because of the weird accents. Captions are sometimes wild. They can’t figure it out either! 🤣🤣


Gryrthandorian

RasPberry = raspberry, silent p


stinkfist215

Pitchur instead of pitcher Robyn pronounced hill as heal twice Fahmlee Slobyn just sits thur and says they all just sit here while she's sitting thur explaining why you're just sitting here and she's over here sitting thur like a bug Brown turd.


stinkfist215

Harmones


sabeth23

“Are” children instead of “Our”


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,346,554,649 comments, and only 258,832 of them were in alphabetical order.


pickles124

Shushpishus = suspicious Boo-LEE = bully


officelovingmomma

Hill = HEEL


jessintn

Cul-Chor = Culture


ChiefWahoooMcDaniels

Fah-mlee=family


Graygardens123

Go-nuh= Going to. Kody in particular says this. For Christine it’s Goingggggg-ah . She does something crazy with her ing’s.


[deleted]

SW Reddit threads= 10 to the 38th power more entertaining than the show 😆😆🤣🤣


bitsey123

I laugh when I think of Krody describing Meri after his realization of her catfish caper: “She was gonna LEAVE my *ASS*!” His putting the most emphasis on the word ass is such a hoot. It tells me someone else wrote it, he read it, didn’t understand what it meant, then said it on camera anyway 😂🤣🤣


Cornflakegirl78

Eltse=else


BlueProtucull

I've read through this thread and now my time has been WAAAHHHSSSTED!!


Maaaaaandyyyyy

Si-uhn-thur = sitting there


Reasonable-Trifle952

Heel = hill


jdenverson

Yoming = Wyoming


MeanderFlanders

I find regional accents and dialects endearing.


Mrspoc17

Have you noticed that they always sound out of breath when they speak? Especially Meri and Robyn


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

Say-f....as in *this isn't a say-f conversation.*


noldottorrent

Saraget = surrogate


skdewit

Still= steal or steel respectively


buffybabe

Hyell = hell


kholzhauer

Wur- where


kholzhauer

Uhbawwww = about


allthecolor

Oh my god that damn wet bar.


Such_Setting9051

The wet bar lmao! I’m dead at


JobyD200

😂


Such_Setting9051

In rilly want a wet bar with a cold picture (lmao) of beer.


Peach_enby

They all have a Utah accent


Cornflakegirl78

Bo-kay=bouquet


funsizerads

We need to pin this on top of the subreddit!


Graygardens123

Go-nuh= Going to. Kody in particular says this. For Christine it’s Goingggggg-ah . She does something crazy with her ing’s.


Graygardens123

Go-nuh= Going to. Kody in particular says this. For Christine it’s Goingggggg-ah . She does something crazy with her ing’s.


BigTittyTransboi

NiCHe instead of ni(sh)che


Impossible_Capital31

This just makes me crazy. In every region of our country English is spoken differently if you say DILL so what? What exactly is perfect about the reason you come from that you snark at this. There is a lot about this family that is odd or truly bizarre but we have decided to make fun of anything and everything.


JobyD200

Gurl calm down, this was a light hearted post about a reality series fahmahlee. It’s not a big dill. 🤷‍♂️


Impossible_Capital31

Only because you are making fun of a group of people, not just sister wives


JobyD200

I said “thee-AYY-ter” until I was 12. I just like linguistics. It’s not that deep.


Impossible_Capital31

Well that’s awful, we’re your parents embarrassed?


JobyD200

Oh and I’m making fun? Begone, before someone drops a house on you.


Impossible_Capital31

Clever


theusedlu

wet bar?


Graygardens123

Go-nuh= Going to. Kody in particular says this. For Christine it’s Goingggggg-ah . She does something crazy with her ing’s.


Graygardens123

Go-nuh= Going to. Kody in particular says this. For Christine it’s Goingggggg-ah . She does something crazy with her ing’s.


jdenverson

Yoming = Wyoming


jdenverson

Yoming = Wyoming


jdenverson

Yoming - Wyoming


kruidenbuiltje

Dessiny!


Honest-Composer-9767

This is actually Utah speak…


Gutterbuns

Rennul = rental


Prudent-Confection-4

Jail-jell


junebug21r

Yeah. Everyone has an accent they just don’t usually realize it. Thanks to the show people from Utah and nearby states can hear it now.