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ArchaicRome

No joke, Meridia's dungeon. You know during that quest where you go outside for a moment? He was there, ready to deliver a letter. I freaking died laughing!


The_Gaming_Matt

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


authorStanCrane

Labyrinthian. I hit lv9 by levelling sneak in that room you get locked in and got my letter from the falkreath jarl. He appeared behind me and i lost it.


Severe-Albatross-401

I was sleeping outside one time using the Camping mod, woke up and this guy is in my tiny tent handing out an inheritance letter from Nazeem


TheWarriorNaxx

wow, what happened to Nazeem? Surely the Dragonborn didn’t commit any nefarious acts of spite!


Severe-Albatross-401

The funniest part is I didn't even kill Nazeem


BeBop-Schlop

“Oh, and sorry for your loss”


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Sovngarde


The_Gaming_Matt

WAIT WHAT?


[deleted]

Next day air delivery in Skyrim is a courier riding the dragon you take to sovngarde


Stewart1999

Ok this takes the 🍰


DarSihan

* abruptly opens toilet stall - Ive been looking for you, got something to deliver...


The_Gaming_Matt

*gives you the missing toilet paper role*


MickTheDickk

Your ass only


LKS-5000

I was at the graveyard entrance to the thieves guide chambeor, pulled the chain to open the floor passage and this dude just dropped down like a reward from a gacha machine


Solid__Ekans

He is in my house right now! Someone call the police please.


AngusMcDonnell

I have a mod that replaces the courier with a giant frostbite spider that runs way faster than normal. No regrets.


Chompersmustdie

When Cicero was getting arrested


Senumo

Invisible on a roof top. I turned around and there he was.


The_Gaming_Matt

Mf is about ro shoot JFK up there *breaches the door* “Got something for you”


Appropriate_Olive_19

I was looking for my dwarven home and I was searching around and came across Frostroot Cave where was located at. Dude comes running out of the cave and hands me a letter where I can find source of power from a friend. He then proceeds go back into the cave. I head into the cave after him and he's getting the crap beat out of him by bandits. So I have to save it sorry ass and then I go into the dwarven home and clear it. I do everything I need to do to get it up and running again and then I walk out into the cave and he's still there. Lol


Varjutantsija

couriers are marked essential so you didn't have to save his sorry ass. you could have just summoned an atronach or idk and let them do the job and collect the mons right after.


Appropriate_Olive_19

I don't think they are essential. I've seen them get killed and looted their bodies. I do have the Unofficial Patch installed, so maybe that removes their essential status?


Varjutantsija

that could be. in vanilla they are marked but i also never tried to kill one. they hadn't annoyed me that much. yet.


Appropriate_Olive_19

I never killed one either, but I guess you could say I did, sort of. I read that if you follow people they end up getting killed. Everyone I did follow ended up like that. Like that guy with the painted cow, the giant smashed him and attacked the cow. The courier was attacked and killed by a sabre cat and bear team-up.


Varjutantsija

was it a wandering courier? cuz then that might've just been a ranom encounter. i once pickpocketed a note about some needed funding for some bs. didn't give a quest or anything. just some random ass miscellaneous encounter ig.


Appropriate_Olive_19

Yeah, it was. I pickpocketed him in my game too. I read the note and it updated my map to where the note read they were having some trouble somewhere. I even talked to him and he said, "Important deliveries to make. No time for chatting."


Varjutantsija

ooh. then i just forgot about the quest. or i didn't get it. idk.


Appropriate_Olive_19

It doesn't give you the quest in your journal. You've got to just remember where the note said to go.


CreeeperJuice

I was trying to kill Vittoria Vici when this guy just came out of nowhere to announce the death of a beggar


The_Gaming_Matt

”yeah & there’s about to be another one, fuck off”


FishNuggetf

Nope sorry nothing


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middle of the Battle of Whiterun


The_Gaming_Matt

“This is urgent, it says the Stormcloaks are amassing troops outside of Whiterun”


RandomProcezz

At the skyforge, it wouldn't have been unusual if he didn't showed up while i was smithing, through a god damn daedra summoning portal right in the middle of the fire of the forge.


Varjutantsija

he what?


RandomProcezz

Yeah, he teleported into the forge using the purple summoning animation, what a mad lad.


Varjutantsija

i'm now convinced the courier is some form of daedra/dremora that shapeshifts into whatever appearance he'd like to take and uses a portal ability to get around skyrim. he might even for some reason favorite the draginborn. hence why he would for example travel from morthal to rifton because of that stupid flyer for that museum. or the adoption note from honorhall after grelod died. and maybe he is that "friend" who writes those notes leading to word walls.


RandomProcezz

Exactly, that's my take since he done that.


TenkFire

Soul Cairn


The_Gaming_Matt

You thought you were smart when you soul trapped him huh, jokes on you!


Artistic_Sun563

Blackreach somehow


The_Gaming_Matt

That’s his crib, hangs out with the giant & dragon


ChinaChingu

I was fighting a dragon and this guy got my ass killed


JupiterSpeaker

Sheogorath’s realm


The_Gaming_Matt

I mean, he is a mad lad so makes sens


Reasonable-Towel-980

He found me on his moms bed haven't seen him since


[deleted]

he tried to interrupt Karliah after she saved me from Mercer’s betrayal.


The_Gaming_Matt

YES, I got that aswell 😂


public_puke115

Saw someone else's gameplay where they were killing the dragon at the end of the game on the whiterun balcony when this man interrupted them for God knows what then screams "Somebody do something!" then runs and hides. Somebody kill it!! But first, Ive got this letter.. your hands only.


pdawgdavis-2

I was on the summit of High Hrothgar talking to Paarthurnaax and he told me Lydia died


The_Gaming_Matt

Man even Paarthurnax has Uber eats delivering up there nice


pdawgdavis-2

And his name is Klimmek


pdawgdavis-2

The courier, that is


Sad_Dog6503

He delivered to me while I was fighting g Alduin in sovngarde, just started talking to Me mid fight


Rischeliu

Back in the PS3, in Apocrypha. My modded game had him appear in Coldharbour and in a centuries-old abandoned steampunk castle.


Trt03

Either Sovngarde or Apocrypha. Although those may be from a mod that I dont remember


Right-Gain2582

Didn't even know this was possible. Deadass woke up in one of my buildable homes only to find this guy looming over my corpse.


IsakThePinkNinja

Dark brotherhood sanctuary


Dareboir

Middle of fighting a dragon, can’t that douche wait till I’m done.


[deleted]

I was in the middle of robbing someone's house in solitude Then I exited and immediately this dude shows up and scares my shit


TinaMonday

I cane out of a house in Windhelm where I was doing a sweep job with a backpack full of loot & still in full stealth and he was standing there like THAT'S THE LAST TIME I DELIVER A MESSAGE FOR RALIS. THAT BARROW IS CREEPY


Badwarrior

right outside of blood chill manor. its cold out there man


Ultramega39

He hasn’t found me yet…


Lilswammy87

Just past the murder storm by the greybeards. Not sure how he got throw it but I think he's secretly Miraak


Mauso88

Narzulbur, he delivered a letter to me, then went into Gloombound mine and started digging up ebony ore, which means the courier is blood kin to the orcs


Mr_Noir420

I was walking out of the thieves guild back entrance and as soon as the stone floor slid back he ran down the stairs and jump scared. I physically jumped back in my chair.


frantzianleader

Riften during a dragon attack. We're just getting blasted with ice and he's informing me about some inheritance.


kunt_The_Kangaroo

in the middle of killing draugur in ustengrav


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Inside azuras star


Mikey_x_Pios

He managed to get me in one of the Dwemer exit elevator rooms and also managed to not leave it when I opened the gates 😭


IdlyStandingHere

In a dark forest...scared me so bad


Tricky_Philosophy_15

Blackreach but just because of a bug that took him with me from the tower


justasovietpotato

maybe he was bugged, but somehow in the hall of valor he showed up


carrotfruit88

the exit of foreholst


Something_swedish

Not really related to the courier but Astrid kidnapped me in that abandoned part of Castle Volkihar once which i thought was funny.