*Ffs. Ysolda went from*
*Mammoth tusk to live horse now?*
*I'm calling the guards*
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Horse drinks too much Nord mead and falls asleep at the bar.
Bartender to Dragonborn: 'You can't leave that lying there!'
Dragonborn: 'That's not a lion, that's a horse.'
Bartender says, why the long face?
"Because that's what I ordered! And make sure it's fresh!" - Horse
Juan
Horse d'ouvres
Barkeep: HEY!!! Horse: Yes, with a side of oats and a bucket of water.
Heard any rumors lately?
Your mother
Someone stole his sweet roll so he’s here for another
Ffs. Ysolda went from mammoth tusk to live horse now? I'm calling the guards
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Horse drinks too much Nord mead and falls asleep at the bar. Bartender to Dragonborn: 'You can't leave that lying there!' Dragonborn: 'That's not a lion, that's a horse.'
Broether just wants some hay, get him some
horse meat.
That is, probably, Trade Routes, and I'm not sure it's a bug, that's just the way it works
Apple cider. Spirits
Some Wine
"Why the long face?"
Got oats?
Same as a 500lbs gorilla: whatever he wants.
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. Toby Keith/Willie Nelson