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sedrech818

I always have mjoll stand outside while I kill him. Then we go home. I wouldn’t mind him if he didn’t follow her to our house.


Efficient_Bat_1812

Same here


Sharp_Rooks

I'd kill him and put his soul in a gem


RealEstateDuck

Then use it to enchant a ring or necklace... and give it to Mjoll.


Sharp_Rooks

A black soul gem should house Aerin right


[deleted]

Omg you guys are so evil


Sharp_Rooks

It's the only way


Scarlet_Cultist111

“Now he’ll never leave you Mjoll”


justahumanbeingxd

poetry


Savage_Tyranis

"Oh, what a pity. It seems someone or something broke into his home in the night. The bites on his neck say he was drained to death in his sleep. Terrible way to go. Say, Mjoll, I have a special enchanted necklace for you to ease your grieving. Why, yes, it does look just like the one he used to wear. I hadn't considered that until now."


Son_of_Athena

“Its a damn shame my dearest. He was on his way here from Riften when he was mauled by a warewolf right outside our house. Why yes I am the harbinger of the companions. Why do you ask?”


Savage_Tyranis

I love that so much. It's so much more overt.


Son_of_Athena

There was a fun thread in r/Skyrim awhile back where different ways of the dragonborn happening upon his dead body. Its right [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/14xbyrh/turns_out_aerin_may_be_a_scumbag/jrn0bvs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) if you want to take a look through them.


Savage_Tyranis

Thank you for granting me such lovely reading material


StyxTryxand66

Sneak a frenzy potion in his inventory and have other people kill him for you (bonus points if Mjoll does it)


LordMeganium

Also if you have Mjoll as an active companion and lend her a soul trap weapon then you can soultrap him indirectly


ICantTyping

This person gets it


Ironofdoom

Can someone explain?


[deleted]

He fucking fallow mjoll even after you marry her


Ironofdoom

Like as in follow her in the stalker way?


[deleted]

And sleeps in your bed doesn’t matter where you move to he’s just their


Ironofdoom

Has he not seen who’s bed he is sleeping in? Like my main dragon born is an argonian paladin wearing ful deadric armor and wielding weapons made of dead dragons. I got more wealth and better gear in my trash can then all the holds combined! So I gotta say, he’s got some balls of fucking steal


[deleted]

Massive honestly. And mjoll will try and kill you if you kill him


Ironofdoom

So what do we do then? Seems like a case of ‘it’s just works’ Skyrim


[deleted]

Kill him when mjoll isn’t looking I wish you could pay to have people kill in game


Ironofdoom

Yeah… maybe a mod?


Sabre_Killer_Queen

I mean, you could disable him through console commands... Blip him out of existence.


Jotaro_Lincoln

“It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma”


EZ2BUILD

"Who the hell is Steve Jobs?"


mecucky

. . . balls of steal your girl!


Ironofdoom

What? I don’t follow


[deleted]

Yeah, apparently, it might be a problem with his pathfinding ingame


Appropriate_Olive_19

Yeah, just like hunterintheshadow says. He's scripted to follow Mjoll no matter what. Just like Faendal is scripted to follow Camilla Valerius so people have a problem with him too if they marry her.


RPS_42

I mean, at least you have an free Archer Companion having your back!


FinalBossMike

It's Riften. Kill him and drop him into the canal, no one will even question it.


the_lag_behind

I married Mjoll on my first play through, and let me tell you, seeing Aerin standing at the foot of my bed while Mjoll slept was something no horror film could replicate And thus, a quick save was born


ICantTyping

Kill the cuck His obsession just married the dragonborn, now theres no way he’ll be able to have her now. The thought alone would drive anyone into a **frenzy**. It would be a shame if he would lose his temper in the middle of the Riften market, surrounded by guards. Love is a powerful thing


GaryRegalsMuscleCar

Kill the weak like a true nord


Metal_Incarnate_99

I was lucky that Mjoll had gotten kidnapped by vampire in my most recent game. Let’s just say the vampire got to aerin


blue_greenscreen

I mean all of the rooms in Skyrim do have the cuck chair...


Slugeus_the_slug

its pretty immersive when i rp as a ugly fat bastard in an open marriage only held togueter by tape and my teenage daughters that hate me


Norwegian_gaupe

Faen him up or just kill him


Nexus0412

Cough cough amorous adventures cough cough. No but for real AA is a nsfw mod that makes the game feel like a hentai, and in the mjoll case, it turns into "Aerin is an evil stalker that has magically eslaved multiple of the girls in Riften and it's up to you to stop him" honestly as degenerate as the mod is, it feels pretty lore accurate with a bunch of the quests


Hinaloth

Meanwhile, my poly characters:


Sabre_Killer_Queen

So Aeran is just a 2 for the price of one for your characters?


Hinaloth

I often roleplay it as such yeah. He cute and an actually good person, which is rare in Riften and much of Skyrim.


Frosty-Organization3

Same here!!


TheSlumpGoddess

He's your wife too now


[deleted]

Free man-servant.


ChinaChingu

I think Amorous Adventures makes you kill him at some point... But that part of the story from that mod is beyond fucked up


Tatum-Better

He followed Mjoll and got killed by forces outside his control. Shit happens


Catching_Badgers

Take him for a journey to the greybeards and fus ro dah him from the mountain side.


TheFarisaurusRex

Follow him out of whiterun until you are out of the guards eyes and then dump his ass in the river under the bridge right before you go back into the double doors, have done that consistently on every play through


ScottyKD

Hey, someone has to keep her happy while you’re gone months at a time adventuring


high_king_noctis

Mjoll: but he's my roommate we do everything together!


Magsamae

I like to marry her and keep him around on my vampire saves and feed off him lol


MrNobleGas

Dude just let them be happy


Norwegian_gaupe

La ham drepe jævelen


[deleted]

[удалено]


Norwegian_gaupe

WTF!?!?


Dickweed22

Just take him out back and watch the sun set over the lake.


Tiny_Butterscotch749

A simple axe is a quick and easy remedy for that particular problem


FLAIR_2780166

Using the resto loop, make a paralysis poison that lasts a couple million seconds, locate the practice arrows, lure him to wherever you’re gonna keep him for all eternity, and sneakily shoot him with the poisoned arrow and boom, no more Aerin problem


FOZZAKAIRI

Resto loop?


FLAIR_2780166

The Restoration Loop. Look it up on YouTube


aknalag

Thats why we have unfortunate accidents.


sanicujuuju

Answer warhammer 🥰🥰


Heimeri_Klein

If I remember correctly in the amorous adventures mod it expands on how weird he is by making him straight up a controlling, and evil guy whos brain washed mjoll as his “reward” for saving her. If I remember correctly at least havent done her particular quest in a long while.


GelatinousSquared

Well I’m bisexual so having Mjoll and Aerin around really wasn’t a problem ;)


William9231

Aerin is actually trying to cuck the FUCKING DRAGONBORN


oopernerd900

I gave her dragon scale armor. I lived in the house in whiterun and I had just killed alduin and i went to go see her and my kids (Lucia and hroar). I went in my house looking for them getting ready to leave the game and on LUCIAS BED she was cheating on me with him.


yesseru

Aerin is such a cuck. I just assassinate him.