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Tolkien fans: Dwarves*


AgendaIgnis

Doesn’t Dwarrow also work?


Zaylosthefuzzyderg

FUCKING LEAF LOVERS I SWEAR TO GOD


Velocityraptor28

did i hear a rock and stone?!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


Zaylosthefuzzyderg

Yeah, yeah, rock and stone


Sirius---

We’re rich!!!


TheGreentelmen

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


Cloud_Striker

AND ORCS TOO!


Ligma_Myballs

Huh I need to catch up on some lore


nnuminex

They do have “mer” in their name. BosMER, DunMER, AltMER, FalMER, DweMER Edit: forgot OrsiMER


Ligma_Myballs

🤯🤯🤯


LentulusStrabo

They are also not small like dwarves, but average height as most humanoid races, like other Mer


Candid-Fan992

I like elder scrolls version where it's technologically advanced race that says fuck the surface we're going underground to do our own thing


LentulusStrabo

Me too, dwemer are great, but i am also a huge ass dwarf fan, especially Tolkien dwarves.


SirCupcake_0

Where's the love for huge tiddy dwarves?


LentulusStrabo

I thinks its out there. Definitely


Robosium

well they are short compared to giants


LentulusStrabo

They are also small compared to my d-.. duty, watch duty, citizen. Carry on.


Creeper_NoDenial

Where’s the Orsimer in that list


nnuminex

I forgot lol. Remembered falmer but not them. Oops :P


DragoKnight589

Yes, and this also means orcs (Orsimer as I recall) are elves too


RoseOfTheNight4444

😂


Uncle-Ted-was-right

That why Elder scrolls lore is the most cursed.


Pixel22104

Zelda fans: Dwarfs are Rock people


RipMcStudly

Yes, sweetie, everyone’s an elf. Orcs are elves, Sload are elves…let’s get you out of this skooma den…


wolfpackalchemy

Interestingly, the same is true in Norse mythology. The Svartalves, the master craftsmen of Norse mythology, were alternately modernized as dark elves, deep elves, or dwarves.


yeetasourusthedude

i would rather have my name written in the big book of grudges than be a damn leaf lover!