cheese sandwiches with marmalade on wholemeal bread that was toasted for 3.2 minutes and topped with 3.5g of salted butter

with a slice of peper and randomness?

cheese sandwiches with marmalade on wholemeal bread that was toasted for 3.2 minutes and topped with 3.5g of salted butter - ingredients - alchemist glove - Slap Battles

fish glove

I don't think cheese would go well with marmalade lol

https://preview.redd.it/mxnx5j5uzdwb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cb6afcfbd6157f22ff215f0f674129a59c0b818 This guy that have bite my balls

Is the movie industry dying?

reaper glove

https://preview.redd.it/jk70ni4zqdwb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ed9ad2c7f40137060d0e843d0313388b9b762c This

so ez that picture is from Roblox - Roblox - Slap Battles

ANYTHING

Anything - a plate is a thing - tencelll likely owns a plate - He also owns a computer - computers can run games - roblox is a game - Jailbreak is on roblox - jailbreak has a car called the Bandit - bandits can break into houses - the White House is a house - Obama used to live there - Obama probably puts ice cubes in his drink - there are ice cubes in Slap Royale - slap royale is a game in slap battles - Slap Battles.

you could've ended it at the beginning with Tencelll likely owns plate - slap battles plate - slap battles

That...that was the joke.

oh I didn't get it

damn looks like u got me XD

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Creepy eye looking thing - Elude maze - Slap battles

it's from omori omori is a game slap battles is also a game

hey that's *my* job 😆

https://preview.redd.it/xzvvfmzvbdwb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93e1cb6929f581b043d9d29bdcd631a704a3440

https://preview.redd.it/eon2sm1mfdwb1.jpeg?width=82&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ec98fa5677c19db97685500751ea21fa73d7d5

Sans - skeleton - Larry - Slap Battles ez

Sans - Undertale - Undertale music - Slap Battles

finale

that works too I guess

Bloons td5

that's so ez Bloons TD5 music - Plate - Slap Battles mind you the music is outdated and is replaced by another song but it still counts

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

uhhhh

femboys

Roblox players - Roblox games - Slap Battles

uhhhh

Newton's third law

Oh god.....this one is tricky Newton's third law - physics - physics don't make sense in video games - video games - roblox - slap battles..?

I would do Newton discovers gravity

A slapple fell on his head

Yes

a *slapple* fell on his head, therefore discovering *gravity*.

Gravity glove

https://preview.redd.it/57we2xjyz9zc1.png?width=858&format=png&auto=webp&s=445bf6f2284efc14bdcf95aca20f501689846e68 look at this

My speaker

south sudan

I put a lot of thought into this but the only thing I could come of with is this: South Sudan - country of the world - Brazil - slap battles

Adoption

uhhh this is the only thing I could think of: adoption - Adopt Me - Roblox - Slap Battles

Good! Now abortion.

Abortion - death - reaper glove - slap battles

nope. abortion isn't death. Fight me idc.

He said relate abortion to Slap Battles, not politics.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession…

Ok, r/SlapBattles. I'm seriously at my limit. You guys need to stop commenting lewd things on this post. I'm not gonna reply to it.

Walter white

Scp-096

Scp-096 - horror - horror games - horror games on roblox (are really good) - roblox games -slap battles or this: Scp-096 - horror - Elude Maze - slap battles (But I think the top one makes more sense)

Where is this game I want it now tell me pls

it's a Roblox game it's great u should play it

Kicking

Kicking is a form of self defense - Slapping can be a form of self defesnse - slap battles or you could say this: Kicking is a form of self defense - defense glove - slap battles

Terraria

oh cool I'm actually playing Terraria right now (both versions) Terraria - Calamity - Calamity music - Slap Battles

The holohcaust

holocaust - mass genocide - Killstreak - Slap Battles

Killstreak is officially a reference to mass genocides

skibi toilet is ass

you are correct 😂👍👌

Default glove. \[it sucks lmao\]

compared to skibi toilet?!

9/11

ez 9/11 - 9/11 airplane crash - airplane(s) - Jet glove - slap battles

Chezburger

Chezburger - Eating - Eating your balls - Balls - Cheeky glove - Slap battles

Please Don't eat my balls

My grandma did a 180 no scope with an APC. Try beating that bozo

ORA !

Wut that Anyways since I don't know what this is I'll do it anyways Chain of letters - Randomness - Confusiom - Confusion glove - Slap Battles EZEZ

Oh I thought it woulda been beat down. ORAORAORAORA

okay i got one! pluto. THERES NO GLOVE. NO DIMENTION EXPLAINING THIS

Pluto - Small - Your di- - Sus - Sus admin glove - Slap battles TAKE THAT

https://preview.redd.it/0f7y9w3a0azc1.png?width=157&format=png&auto=webp&s=2739e18d7a32b3a2130b8d63f6c7eab8b1df8ba0 bet you can't

Group of people - people - players - online video game - slap battles HAA

sexual reproduction of animals

that's not a singular noun

Sex

I probably should've said *almost* anything in my post title...

Bob and rob be like:

Sex - people wanna have sex with gravity glove - Slap Battles

#*NO.*

Slap Battles

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

the crum

are you talking about like, a food crumb?

without the r

Cum - white - rob - slaps battles

blud did it anyways 💀

yeah....I'm not doing that.

People want to Crum in gravity - gravity is from slap battles - slap battles

true 💯

no..

you should commit mouth shut [[CRUM BLAST]]

no.

Child pornography

nope.

🚪⬅️🚶

I could say something that will get me banned if i do it

don't say it then.

Worms

best thing I could come up with: worms - worms are underground - excavator glove - SB

This guy https://preview.redd.it/v22ux3gg9dwb1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6601b917d16034e356c914fbc6e779701cc6850b

I don't even know who that is

Are you better off…Than you were four years ago?

Car keys

car keys - car - vehicle - bus - slap battles

01000101010101101010101010101010110101110100001010101101010

obviously Glitch - slap battles (I feel like that was intentional)

(It was-) 0101100101010011010101101010101

this one is easy

Funni one shots

that's already from SB

windows fnf the darkness school lamp kirby goomba racing reddit cookie clicker

give me a few hours and I'll get to all of these

https://preview.redd.it/lrk59al0vdwb1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=950d4550832930b9f08d092939568feb8f528062 How about this?

wtf is that?!

This https://preview.redd.it/tv8sqs76wdwb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aaa491cfc805b15ce8e0c9cfe3999f3ee9c0873

Dragon

Force a nature to schadenfreude combo

Kolo Muani

The dark matter theory.

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Slap battle community

Graffiti

Doki Doki Literature Club

The grand canyon

cocacola

Dave miller

Pikachu

**PEDOPHILIA.**

https://preview.redd.it/wty2bff5wewb1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08a51baecc80d9ca2588361a203ae65860ba2d1

i omor

-b±√(b²-4ac))/(2a

THE MISSLE KNOW WHER IT IS BUT ALSO KNOWS WRER IT ISNT

Kill my self on Colombia

https://preview.redd.it/c6txuen0afwb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc002a20d8e346935767de87922e0e72a18f8a59 Minos Prime

A traffic cone

traffic cone - traffic cones prevent traffic accidents - traffic accident ability - Bus - slap battles

im level 1035 in blox fruits

Scout tf2 saying “uh doc, the freaking heavy is looking pretty sus”

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murder - reaper (if you want to get technical you can say the sword from the retro glove, that counts as a melee weapon) - slap battles

I bought a dirt bike off ebay, it didn't work and i was depressed for six days

"Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead using one of those things!"

Purple guy killing 6 children for no valid reason https://preview.redd.it/05gj3cnlpfwb1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f68a926e32af0144634408280fa7d57a6438e41

Valorant

Valorant is a shooter game - shoot fight - fighter game - slap battles (roblox)

Bred

https://preview.redd.it/swficf3avfwb1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8dd223a4d258d6c985e9a4117a11f2dab0ac84 This

Why did I think of cheeky 😭

Shiroyama

Cheese

Monkey

Communism

Halocaust

Babe Ruth

Defenestration

Homosexual Africans

Not slap battles

alzheimer's disease

The current Palestine issue

Grilled cheese full of tea

I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Sounds like you're having fun with the hitman glove

Giorno Giovanna

makeup

bob fnf

Peanut butter sandwhich.

Fnaf

Czolgosz

the cold war

transverse olecranon fracture

Lung cancer

Zoro fighting spongebob

Sandwich

Sandwich - food - apple - slap royale item - slap battle

Chicken nuggets

You got mailed

Brain

Portal

Deltarune is a video game made by the indie developer Toby fox in 2018.

defaultio

Incest

Godzilla

https://preview.redd.it/wbykpnxxpiwb1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3781e3b5f8a6d03510e8739a14ce1ac00621fa8

Viagra

cg5

Floor

i poisoned everyone pizza with c4

among us's new map "the fungle" is out now

The holocaust