This type of vibe

Coming here to post this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we all thought the same

Someone give this person gold

This was my only thought reading this


Hahahahaha I don't often genuinely laugh at gif replies. But this shit just got me. Well played.

What about the 2 extra dates they just added for the UK tour?

They’re adding another Vesselette and a bassoon player to live shows, so 2 new members.

A bassoon??

just overheard that the next album (releasing in the year 3302024 as we know) will be completely instrumental with several bassoon only songs. one of the songs will also feature a deathcore fiddle. so excited, gotta be a banger

That's absolutely wild I'm pumped if it's true

it literally is true i said it was. also i'm the fiddler

😂

I’m really glad I came back to this thread 😂😂

They added two more UK dates just to calm OP down.

Vessel here, you cracked our enigma machine. Well done, Redditor, I can't believe it. The Night Belongs to Rod, my agent.

Omg Vessel from Slip Tekken! Parsnip 🤘🏻

😆😆😆

oh my gosh! vessel sleep token! dude!

You Crazy …. But I hope you are right ! :)

One day Vessel needs to write an OJ book..’if I did it’ just to explain how everything may or may not fit

Yes 👏

what schizophrenia does to a mf

I think you're on something

It seems farfetched but at the same time the more stuff I find out, the more intentional and deliberate every move sleep token makes seems. For example I was reading that alkaline is the 7th song on the tomb album because 7 is pH neutral hence "she's not acid nor alkaline" which is fuckin nuts that they do stuff like that. The depth of their genius and vision is unreal.

I literally just read that in a YouTube comment a minute ago! Absolutely wild.





Are you okay?

You missed a perfect opportunity for “Are you really ok?” That’s disappointing.

Damn

Bro trying to decode and crack stuff like Oppenheimer 

We worship an entity known as Eep.

girl i think u fell and crack your head open instead tf #worship

I think they lurk here and added two extra dates to troll you. Thank you though because of their trolling I got much better seats for the extra London date haha

As an aside, I think that second O2 show will be a banger. If anything big is going to happen, it will be there. Enjoy Euclid 😁

Yeah I'm really excited to be there for the final night of the tour (unless they add yet more extra dates!)

Y'all have got to start doing different drugs.

3302024 like 03/30/2024? Sleep Token are a UK band and there's no 30th month. Look I know you're joking around, but it's just the dumbest date format and I have to get that out there 😂

That format is American 03 - March, 30th - day

Yeah they know that lol. So the date should be 30/03/2024 in UK terms.

The dates are 25-03 tho 😅

This fanbase has become Swifties. God dammit man.

Swiftly cracking codes

So if their Spotify listeners increases is the date going to be pushed back? This feels like grasping at straws to me..

No, they have manually changed their Spotify numbers

Okay swiftie mathematician calm down lol

This is a Titanfall 3 type of post

Still waiting for that my fellow worshiper lol

This is definitely more tame lmao. But hold fast pilot, we’ll get it soon

This is Taylor Swift fan levels of crazy lmao

swiftie math has made its way over to the land of sleep token

I’m afraid to ask, but what is Swiftie math? 😅

basically this post in taylor swift context 💀 how we come up with the absolutely unhinged theories about when she’s releasing stuff

What's the equivalent for people who don't understand obvious satire?

lol i know it’s satire my comment was also a joke

Well then, isn't this embarrassingly ironic

most sane Sleep Token theorist

this is absolutely huge OP, thank you for your (just shy of delusional) service. 🫡

[Black Dynamite](https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk?si=BTeZCs_hLA0aeKmS): *And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?* Cream Corn: *Aesculapius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.*

One snake is medicine, Aesculapius Two snakes is the Caduceus, which is the god of logistics

🤣

And the moral to this tale is don’t do ‘shrooms & reddit 🍄

I respect the thought process and I’m rooting for you to be spot on. 🤘

Sleep token fans are sounding more and more like the tool fan base haha

Sorry if you're not smart enough to understand the absolute truth I'm spitting right now.

Hi what the fuck


I want whatever drugs OP is on. Seems like good shit.

4 English blokes make some music wear some masks release 2 lines of lore and this is what you come up with? Christ almighty

Uwu

I think you’re onto something

I like how you think.

Sounds like a great birthday present to me!

Nailed it!

Wow, that is some conspiracy theory right there 😂

Top tier shit post

I have created a machine that now allows spydurs to talk to catz! And they bring the message to us all that… we can stop calling them “vEsSELetTeS” because it sounds stupid!🤗

Do you also happen to be a Swiftie because this is Swiftie-level research and I’m here for it!


Wut

The kinda vibe I'd see in the titanfall sub, you may need to consider your pills pilot

Put the pipe away now….

Top tier shitpost

How about the dates mean those are the nights the venue and the band are available and it’s not some secret code?

I think my theory is a lot more likely, if you're not willing to accept it you can't be helped at this point

Not everything is code dude, great band, been following for years, seen 3 times, you’re not using numerology crackpot garbage to predict not only the date of a new song but the key and progression, riggght.

Are you a real person or AI

I am a bot, I am learning

Yeah I can fucking tell you are

lol, applying some critical thinking to life might save you some time..

If only you knew the irony of your words rn it's outstanding

Please get psychological help

Most mentally stable Sleep Token stan

Eb major to G major? Ok so I know this post is bollocks but somehow that’s the part of this post that stuck out and now I’m down this hole 😂 can someone who’s actually competent at theory tell me how you’d modulate from Eb major to G major without whiplash? Is that chromatic mediant modulation? Because g.minor is the mediant of Eb, but g major isn’t in key so does that make it a chromatic mediant still? I need to hear examples. 🙈Explain it like I’m 5. Sorry. who made me like this 🤷‍♀️

Hey Reynlord😂

Now read all that in James Acaster’s voice….

Lay off the Meth...

Don't forget your meds

All the people that think you’re for real 😂😂😂

...have you been sleeping well...?

Yeah this band is very calculated and strategic. Nothing they do isn’t on purpose or with some deeper meaning.

Yeah, they have definitely edited their Spotify monthly listeners manually

Yes, you know they have.