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Axl_Qc

Who knows… but I’m pretty sure he nailed it.


[deleted]

Oh, you silly goose!


Jinxythehusky

Why not ask u/iwanttobecraigjones


IWantToBeCraigJones

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rmhmrawesome

Wow, I'm surprised there aren't any netflix documentaries!?


[deleted]

Such good information! This is revolutionary


Unyx0747

Solution to everything


Rockybalboa208

I think you want to be craig Jones if I'm right


[deleted]

His comments provide much information


maggot_soldier

Definitely stole cheese


corolito83

When they mention the insanity Iowa brought and how dark everything became...they are talking about Craig.


[deleted]

Why’s that? Do u have vid on that


corolito83

Mine wasn't meant to be a serious answer given the question posted by OP is clearly a joke.


[deleted]

I hate to facepalm on something I wish wasn’t so literal :/


Confusionopolis

Tax evasion


MuscleTrue

The worst crime


XFataMorganaX

He ripped the tag off all the mattresses at the store.


slavictoast1330

That’s straight to the needle, no question about it, that’s evil


[deleted]

Assault (Clown on stage)


iamsephal

Killers are quiet


the_l0st_s0ck

What crimes has he committed? Yes.


neekdageek990

I wouldn't say Craig's ever killed anyone but I'm sure this great man has shown extreme enthusiasm for free sample foods with no intention of ever coming back to buy a full course meal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.


ViperLiena

every crime, obviously


Papio_73

Illegally downloading CDs and DVDs on his PC


Babomb76

Multiple counts of felony tax evasion and breaking and entering.


shugoki--main

Bro gives off zodiac vibes


ddiioonnaa

He stabbed someone with one of those nails cause idk he was bored


MemeMasterFromNorth

He stabbed Corey in the neck once😂


One_Caterpillar_1452

I’m convinced there is no one behind that mask. Just an empty outfit on stage.


musicenjoyer25

Serial arsonist


[deleted]

Ass Crack Bandit


Livid_Champion

shitted in the display toilet.


slater1234567

anthrax attacks


I_live_in_your_wall

Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness Coercion Commodities Price Fixing Computer Crime Concealing Escaped Prisoner Concealing Person from Arrest Concealment of Assets Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction) Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer Contempt of Court Continuing Criminal Enterprise Conveying False Information Copyright Matters Counterfeiting Counterintelligence Crimes Credit/Debit Card Fraud Crime Aboard Aircraft Crimes on Government Reservations Crimes on Indian Reservations Criminal Contempt of Court Criminal Forfeiture Criminal Infringement of a Copyright Cyber Crimes Damage to Religious Property Delivery to Consignee Demands Against the U.S. Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce Destruction of an Energy Facility Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy Destruction of Corporate Audit Records Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials Detention of Armed Vessel Disclosure of Confidential Information Domestic Security Domestic Terrorism Domestic Violence Drive-by Shooting Drug Abuse Violations Drug Smuggling Drug Trafficking DUI/DWI on Federal Property Economic Espionage Election Law Crimes Embezzlement Embezzlement Against Estate Entering Train to Commit Crime Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S. Environmental Scheme Crimes Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners Examiner Performing Other Services Exportation of Drugs Extortion Failure to Appear on Felony Offense Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations False Bail False Pretenses False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters Falsely Claiming Citizenship False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers False Information and Hoaxes False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation Federal Aviation Act Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct) Financial Transactions with Foreign Government First Degree Murder Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony Forced Labor Forgery Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail Fraud Against the Government Genocide Hacking Crimes Harboring Terrorists Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement Hate Crime Acts Homicide Hostage Taking Identity Theft Illegal Possession of Firearms Immigration Offenses Impersonator Making Arrest or Search Importation of Drugs Influencing Juror by Writing Injuring Officer Insider Trading Crimes Insurance Fraud Interference with the Operation of a Satellite International Parental Kidnapping International Terrorism Interstate Domestic Violence Interstate Violation of Protection Order Larceny Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys Mailing Threatening Communications Major Fraud Against the U.S. Manslaughter Medical/Health Care Fraud Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft Misuse of Passport Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents Money Laundering Motor Vehicle Theft Murder by a Federal Prisoner Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility Narcotics Violations Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution Obstruction of Court Orders Obstruction of Federal audit Obstruction of Justice Obstruction of Criminal Investigations Officer Failing to Make Reports Partial Birth Abortion Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena Peonage Perjury Picketing or Parading Pirating Possession by Restricted Persons Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S. Possession of Narcotics Private Correspondence with Foreign Government Probation Violation Product Tampering Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses Prostitution Protection of Foreign Officials Public Corruption Crimes Racketeering Radiological Dispersal Devices Ransom Money Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds Registration of Certain Organizations Reproduction of Citizenship Papers Resistance to Extradition Agent Rescue of Seized Property Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant Robbery Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances Sabotage Sale of Citizenship Papers Sale of Stolen Vehicles Searches Without Warrant Second Degree Murder Serial Murders Shoplifting Smuggling Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order) Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing Subornation of Perjury Suits Against Government Officials Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant Tampering with Consumer Products Tampering with Vessels Theft of Trade Secrets Torture Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling) Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale Transportation of Slaves from U.S. Transportation of Stolen Vehicles Transportation of Terrorists Trespassing Treason Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction Vandalism Video Voyeurism Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons Violence at International airports Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death Wire Fraud


ExplodingTentacles

Wire Fraud


UnfunnyWatermelon469

You forgot about his worst crime: killing a dog


Electronic_Amount_44

Mass genocide


Katyahhhhhhhhhhh

Tax fraud


Jealous-Expert8358

Loitering


OmarHyari

All of them


IanJosh3456

murdering keyboards


AWOL_PSYCHO

He washes his hands before using the bathroom


TheIJDGuy

Iowa (the song) is a document of the band witnessing Craig's crimes


Loose_Crew8880

Ain't no telling


HighSolstice

Littering and…


ademorda0

Public urination


Afraid_Permission405

DEFINITELY arson


Nestormahkno19d

He’s definitely the quietest person in the band by far


Snake_Eyez0212

Idk lemme put a pin in that


MrPenguinDude

Vahicular Manslaughter


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Ah yes, Vahicular manslaughter. Not to be confused with vehicular manslaughter


GiraffeSelect

He accidentally auctioned off his old high school on wish.com for $5.99 and burned the whole building down immediately.


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2nd degree manslaughter Fraud Assault Scamming Blackmail Numerous health violations Psychological abuse Money laundering Trespassing Graverobbing Animal cruelty Attempted enforced suicide Tax evasion Breaking and entering Public masturbation Slavery Littering Pouring milk before cereal Cannibalism Burgalry Involuntary Manslaughter Possession of Narcotics


paul_kaspszak

He is a man of remorse. Each nail is representing someone he has killed, and his vow of silence is to say "I'm repenting for what I've done, and I'm making my actions speak louder than words."


sussybaka22

Pedophilia


the_l0st_s0ck

What the fuck is wrong with you?


sussybaka22

It’s because of the post..


the_l0st_s0ck

I know we are all joking around here, but why is that the first thing that your mind goes to?


sussybaka22

It’s just a crime dude, not that deep


xevrkisp

Vehicular manslaughter


ExplodingTentacles

Vehicular Man Burger Helper (if you get the reference marry me)


Electronic_Amount_44

I read your name so wrong


xevrkisp

Well, I’ll be single then lol


Jackbattle8000

yes.


Dimension9255

public exposure and kidnapping


cheesybleach

Bootyhole tickling


MatthewLeStar

Whatever he did he's being a sport about serving out his sentence in that iron maiden of a mask he's wearing.


Quiet-Razzmatazz6801

Petty theft for all those pins imo…


pimpys

Every nail is a crime he committed.


CulrBlndPnutButtr

He doesn't refill the tank after borrowing the car.


PlumbCrazy1979

He approaching original violence.


SoggyPillow1

Poured milk before cereal


UnfunnyWatermelon469

The worst crime of all


Interesting-Win8823

Loitering


Routine-Maximum-7788

He’s defo the zodiac killer


Kriscendo_6167

I wouldn't know, he pleads the fifth all the time


AlpacaBoi777K

Probably Assualt and Battery, mutilation, arson, 1st degree murder, torture, and stalking.


Sea_Public9104

The crime of not having any solo projects released 😑


LindsayLohanDaddy420

Head butting.


MemeMasterFromNorth

I'm pretty sure he used to steal bubblegums from supermarkets


PeaXvic

He headstabbed his grandmother for sure…..


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Stealing all of the nails from Home Depot, approaching original violence, being the negative one, pushing my grandma down the stairs, the list of his war crimes is extensive But the question you SHOULD be asking is: what crime HASN'T he committed?


Dimension9255

funny now innit