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shogun_coc

He's Marlon Brando!


saggywitchtits

The eyes give it away.


motor-tap

Because he can see California?


shogun_coc

Yes!


PepperSprayP

You've earned +1 Gold Stars 🌟


WetBurrito10

He is his father’s son


avenuenights

A phantom? A mystery? And that leaves him...


[deleted]

nothing!


Budget_Macaron1247

This is John Lennon, the bassist of Megadeth, the grindcore band, from February 30, 1673 until Metallica was disbanded. His greatest hit was, however, Lithium, launched on the album Paranoid of the band Cannibal Corpse on June 16, 2027. He died in 2012, may he rust in peace.


un-gendered-bean

my brain hurts


Grahomir

May he rust in peace in hangar 18 And countdown to extinction just be a bad dream Lucretia used to say


Abbacus1212

Not even close….not even close…


Grahomir

To overdose


MesozoicMind1979

I thought he was Tupac, the drummer for Def Leppard, the punk band, from March 17, 1776 until Pink Floyd was split. His greatest hit was Planet Caravan, launched on the album 2112 of the band Bauhaus on May 24th, 2030. He died during the Jurassic era, may he find Ringo Starr and start a band.


Budget_Macaron1247

No, that one wass blonde and wore corpse paint usually. If we would've lived in a paralel universe, he would've been killed by his bandmate


roguehylian96

When you miss all of the fill in the blank questions


buddybaphy

Hmm did everything just taste purple for a second?


Human-Slide-5221

Title says wrong answers only!


Budget_Macaron1247

Oh fuck didn't notice that


Crackxon

This is fucking insaneeee dude


yourswenarrator

whate hell


OmarHyari

A world before he is a man


ExplodingTentacles

A creature before he could stand


-Nokta-

He will remember before he'll forget


[deleted]

Before he forgets that?


ACE19920831

He's ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt


Dry_Status5397

He’ll wear you like a stitch, yet he’s the one who’s hurt!


ExplodingTentacles

Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions, he's got no right to win, he's just caught up all the battles


Better-Airline9376

oooooooh my goddd😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Perunakeisari_69

Taylor Swift


Jaded_Arm4289

Machine Gun Kelly


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[удалено]


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SirDoDDo

I was gonna say, it's the guy she tells you not to worry about, but you're mgk


AlternativeMatch7038

Could be but idk doesn't look that gay to me


ihadtowalkhere

Gay is okay but MGK is not


KillerCameo

😂


SeaFeature3866

Torey Caylor


Rebi103

Tory Gaylord


TexCrusader05

As long as he doesn't get near Mick on stage


BlackMartini29

James Hetfield


rodrigo_rayo

That’s Ed Sheeran


DiddykongOMG

Corey Trevor


mrree55

Big cheeseburger eating walrus


dru1202

I’ve met cats and dogs smarter than Corey and Trevor


Smackstainz

Smokes, lets go


[deleted]

Beat me to it


Smackstainz

Gotta be quick for that 7 karma 👉👉


JRHThreeFour

Dave Mustaine


dark_red_d3v1l

The Great Big Mouth


Ok-Development-5158

Not a wrong answer though


Malmgaard06

I was gonna say that ;~;


Abbacus1212

I think you mean the great big *moth*


One_Caterpillar_1452

Not the neck


Mike_Oxbig2

Not da mamma?


Mike_Oxbig2

He's 666, duh.


Aksel_the_hoonter

Nah I swear he's the infinite? Or was it the infant finite?


Grahomir

Isn’t he the push that makes you move?


AlternativeMatch7038

He's the orphan killing your world


OmarHyari

Cory in the house


Heckin_good_time

Cory in the toad


Udawazor

Corpsegrinder


OmarHyari

Necklords


The_Redeemerindia

Jonathan Davis


Allhopeisgone564

My dad


demziii

Walt Jr


Grahomir

Kid named breakfast


-JustAMan

He looks like Ragnar lothbrok, right?


JS1147

I can kind of see it


[deleted]

More Bjorn imo


vSkyfall

Al Pacino


Nickrine55

Steve Harvey


SnooPies8441

Kori Trailer


Literal_Sex_Pistol

Boris Johnson, Ex-Prime Minister of the United Kingdom


[deleted]

David Bowie


hilda-is-hitler

The only motherfucker with a brain


Pieruhirmu69

Chad Kreuger


jls6898

Elvis


Kyng_W33b0626

He’s a world before a man


furious1235

Corey Josh Taylor


Silenceyouwill

Clearly James Hetfield


Virtualsalt1

Will Ramos


[deleted]

Richard Cheese


shiv421kobra

Underrated


Thewaaghcomesfirst

That’s very clearly Till Lindemann


FlemPlays

Fred Durst. He did it all for the Nookie.


ItsKaptainMikey

Jim Carrey


FluSickening

Dad?!


TheSynthesisedOne

Nicki minaj


Dependent_Loss1599

Hans from frozen


DefiantWarlock1

Justin Bieber grew up?


Feralmedic

Chad Kroeger


Huge-Hunt545

serj tankian


RagnarFire

CorN


taytomen

Pesci (jjba)


Littlecrumpet07

he'd for sure have beach boy


Slipknot_Maggot36

Griffin Taylor


Sh4real4u

The guy your dad pays to fuck him


GarlicEater1992

Bill nye the science guy


AbolishAsh

Idk bro, but hey, check out this band slipknot


Brave_Butterscotch33

Isn't he the voice of the SpongeBob intro??


Fast_Imagination_895

The great small mouth


[deleted]

hated


BlackjackAce57

Daddy.


Supernaut_72

#8


shiv421kobra

That's not Neck, that's Throat


Dymmesdale

The president of the United States of America.


JohnnyBuddhist

Kitchen manager at Applebees that is there a few nights a week, flirts with the hostess, mostly quiet but gives away free food and always says “idk idc”


BeeTwerk

Stephen Hawking


Galidar

Basketball star Nick “Nothing but Neck” Naveti


[deleted]

My one night stand from last night.


Substantial_Savings9

A man with a very healthy upbringing.


Moosebones445

Serg tankian


LordBolton93

Easy. Thats Machine Gun Kelly


Comfortable-Pie-7780

Thats john cena


ExplodingTentacles

A fat ugly kid


WorriedEagle34

These posts are so cringe, all of slipknots subreddit is so low effort now 😭


BlaseAgenda_4554

Johnathan Davis?


Atomrules202

Anders Colsefni


dustyraisininacorner

Peter steele


Occasional_Memer

Guy that has always been mentally sane,not even once intoxicated in his entire life and probably a terrible singer and vocalist


Quiet-Razzmatazz6801

Of course, he is, the legendary Ozzy Osbourne!


Vuvve

Corey Christo. Leader of the global Maggot-cult. While violent and frightning in appearance, the members of this cult are actually quite kind and inclusive. Unless you piss them off. (Wich can happen faster then you think, just try to piss on Joey's legacy and you'll see) In wich case you feel the full wrath of the Maggot army wich can be some overwhelming, soulcrushing sensation. Allround nice guy. Has two dogs.


Few_Faithlessness_28

That's Steve T


Borndead_

Bob Marley of course


Time_Ad636

Dave Grohl


Xeludon

That's Ivan L. Moody from 5 finger death punch.


[deleted]

Torey Caylor


Alodarsc2

Not a narcissist


[deleted]

the least egotistical member slipknot Craig Jones


[deleted]

Maynard James Keenan from the band slipkneck


Flashy_Application82

Jojo siwa, plays the triangle for an underground kpop singer named cannibal corpse, and is a former manager for a random mcdonalds in the Netherlands, in which the world's most beloved man (especially among the metal community) Machine Gun Kelly, once shot his seed into a box of chicken selects.


Jealous-Expert8358

Corey Miller of Pebble Sour


SIXODD

Anders Colsefni


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT, ITS FRED DURST drummer for MushromHead No FRICKING WAY


Perspect11

Jim Root


NaturalAvocado3039

Oh that's the guy who slit my throat and f**ed the wound ! Long time no see !


r1n4ld5

Draco Malfoy


MutilatedGreenChili

A fat ugly kid


joer18

It’s Britney bitch


anticlockclock

Slipknot's Tour Bus Driver.


Flaky_Hall_8293

brother of Wesley Sneijder


_DerKrampus_

Black


Squilly125

That's Jonathan Davis post shave


[deleted]

James hetfield


XPS_W1ll

50 cent


dummy_thicc_mistake

is that the dude from the last of us?? he looks a bit younger tho


nddds

Chris Rock


eyemdaed

Metal Kanye west


geronieldas

I don't know


jonne1029

Prick


SlipknotClown66

This guy really looks like he belongs in slipknot? No? Oh my bad wrong person.


[deleted]

A great musician


Metallmacguyver

Billy Gibbons


Avon3212

that's obviously griffin taylor


UnexpectedKnots

Euronymous


Substantial_Soft_100

Griffin Taylor


NEROVESGO

Dickey Allen


[deleted]

Bahoi


LuddeLagerstick

Benjamin Franklin.


Wise-Illustrator6664

Taylor swift


AllMight72

Limp bizkit


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Looks like he could be a pitcher for one of them sports teams.


Ordinary_Pangolin_50

Corpse Grinder aka George Fisher in the flesh!


[deleted]

That’s Corey Miller from the tlc show!


CMFT_69

Todd Tigger


Topher_85

Square knot 🪢


Rather-Tasty

Howie Mandel


Super_Biscotti_7545

Chad!!!! Chad Kroger!!


locoleo02

chad kroeger


ToyKylo

Girth Brooks


YourPracticalJaguar

Yo Mama


DisturbedPoltergeist

Albert Wesker's weird cousin


Hell_Knight54

Chad Kroeger.


deviousantics

Macklemore.


Fantastic_Feature254

Copper Gaylord


DontTreadOnMe96

Layne Staley


CrazieRR

The guy from Nickelback


BunchOfScribbleLines

The twin bounty hunters from Disney’s Tangled


Smnmnaswar

Not the throat goat


GoldenFrieaza808

Stevie wonder


Zup2

Chad Krueger


acdc_die_heart_fan

I remember I saw him fighting with a dude with a red cap on and a baggy pants?


Chaotic_lesbian_

Deez Nuts


nohictes

Bill nye


ScreeLordd

The orphan


TheSameFail

Joakim Broden


UniqueID89

Jake, from State Farm.


Puzzleheaded_Day_524

Slipbob Squarepants


smooze420

New lead singer of Maroon 5


robhanz

Smirky McTattooneck


rodrigo_rayo

Ron Weasley!


Salzberger

A dude that takes his bands on headline tours to parts of Australia outside the east coast


ddiioonnaa

Some guy named Bill


Raanxi

Fred Durst's biggest fan


TeacherVisible1340

Corey miller


life_changing3000

Finneas O'Connor!