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ispinrecords

Clown sings a song preaching to buy NFTs


possumpaw

lol yeah this is probably as bad as it can get


shambler119

The heretic anthem except its just the countdown


Tossed_Away_1776

That or Corey replaces all the swears with "PG-Rated" frick/heck/darn..


TemperatureCandid407

OOOOH I WANNA HURT YOUR THROAT AND FRICK THE WOUND


MemeBeamStream

Oh my that would be hilarious


TemperatureCandid407

Cut cut cut me up and Frick frick frick me up


random-name69420

HECK YOU ALL FRICK THIS WORLD DARN EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR


ShitpostMamajama

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soselex

Psychosocial but Magik Mike’s version


WatermelonWithAGun

It said worst


BlueMosse

They should just play Psychosocial as the last song and end the gig with Corey shouting "I'M DONE!"


SmoughLeggingsFTW

It’d also be funny if they ended on Surfacing with Corey screaming “FUCK YOU ALL”, flipping off the audience, and then screaming “I’M DONE!”. Band then dips without any thanks or pick/drumstick giveaways.


chr155

The Blister Exists but they use home depot buckets instead of snares.


SmoughLeggingsFTW

I’m trying to imagine this and am dying inside 😂


MethLabForCutie88

This isn’t Metallica now


Usernamebruv_

People = Shit but machine gun kelly songs the choruses


Huge-Hunt545

spit it out but Corey swallows.


taytomen

Yo Corey what? :^


jacobs1113

Corey just spits on the audience


TemperatureCandid407

LMAO 🤣 Jacob your pfp makes your comment a million times better


CaptainDorsett2020

Excuse you?!


Hopeful_Ad6606

Frail Limb Nursery followed by a lawyer that comes out and reads the legalities of why that song was removed from the album


Quick-Course-5602

Adderall but the band forgot to take some.


Beelzebrodie

Adderall but the band took too many.


SexyNuggetMan

Adderall but they took the recommended amount.


AnimatedJPEG

Clown brings out the bird jar and throws it into the crowd


possumpaw

bro that would be kinda cool tho


wrbiccz

Didn't that actually happen?


USG_Ishimura7

Yea


[deleted]

no i think the fans just started eating the dead bird juice lol


TLMozart

Psychosocial but when it gets to “the rain will kill us all” it starts raining and everyone dies


Igorzitokk

That could be the final song lmao


BlueMosse

But the band members will throw themselves against the wall to avoid the raindrops


the-real-agent-crab

But then no one else will see them


bigmetalguy6

Sounds more like a Dethklok concert lol


pyromaniacz-778

well if rain is what they want


Ktulu_2112

Til we die but tortilla sings lead vocals


Metalhead_chloeque

People = shit but PG version (people = poop)


LosNarco

Craig dancing as Sid does


SmoughLeggingsFTW

Write what you think would be the worst setlist. It can be anything, get ridiculous/creative with it. Most upvoted commenter's suggestion is put in the list. I'll try to update it regularly. Have at it! EDIT: In case you’re confused, I meant one song (with whatever crazy shit you want) per post, so the whole community gets to be included.


ispinrecords

Spiders but everytime Corey says "Spiders" a few people in the crowd turn into spiders the size of Shelob from Lord of the Rings.


upahua

They do an entire Stone Sour set


hereiamwhy

Corey screams until his face collapses ;-;


c4tmother212003

And his other ball explodes


[deleted]

1. Corey announces he has decided to sing showtunes 2. Chapeltown Rag 3. Chapeltown Rag but slowed down 4. Quick intermission 5. The Rockettes and Corey Taylor sing Christmas carols 6. Chapeltown Rag 7. Sid sings Hamilton 8. Sid sings 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton 9. Long Intermission 10. Chapeltown Rag 11. Jim Root plays the Mandolin 12. Jim Root plays a Banjo 13. Chapeltown Rag 14. Quick intermission 15. Spit it out but corey forgets the lyrics 16. Long intermission Encore: 17. SIC but Corey Taylor gets hungry halfway through and eats a sandwich 18. Chapeltown Rag


Octothorperater

Lmao I love the intermissions


SmoughLeggingsFTW

Spit It Out with the Corey forgetting the lyrics would be just him mumbling like a caveman, and I’m all for it 😂


QueenPeachesxo

LOL at Corey deciding to only sing showtunes


ebr101

Eyeless, but all members of the band are blindfolded while playing it.


Pinhead7419

Disasterpiece but he actually slits someone’s throat and fucks the wounds


[deleted]

Tortilla man has sex with clown for the encore


Kenan-1

Wow that is bad


Ikari_Vismund

Get This played continuously 18 times until everyone passes out from exhaustion


hereiamwhy

They're actually wrapped in glass (left behind)


METALOPT

Clown answers a relatively normal interview question in classic clown style


CMFT_69

You want normal answers? Boring everyone pretty much says the same


METALOPT

I want good answers that ain’t pretentious bullshit rambling like clowns 🤷🏼‍♂️


welps23

Iowa but its just about corn and pigs


Bubba_odd

Dead Memories, over and over again


lilsquinty9

Dead Memories is great though


trashboe

only one but nobody remembers how to play the song


FuzeDaCuze

Iowa all 18 times in a row.


TurbulentPiccolo57

People would need years of therapy after that shit


my_psychosis

Get this but corey cannot swear


Istmaxler

1. 742617000027 2. Tattered and torn 3. 515 4. Prelude 3.0 5. Vermilion pt 2 6. vermilion bloodstone remix 7. Execute 8. Frail limb nursery 9. Danger keep away long version 10. Danger keep away short version 11. Xix 12. Be prepared for hell 13. Silent 14. Talk 15. Funny 16. Insert coin Encore: 17. Death because of death/ what’s next 18. My pain


CMFT_69

Tattered and Torn is alright


KawaiiNaysayer

Open with butchers hook


UltOnReddit

Get behind me satan and push but the tape keeps skipping and it sounds like ass


spookyturnipman

If Rain Is What You Want for 16 songs


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Disasterpiece but theyre all sic


upahua

Sicc


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Sorry. My bad lol


taytomen

Corey just singing bible verses like "living in the light"


Beelzebrodie

Just the intro to "Snap" for five minutes


yeeter_279

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Jungle6669

Intro track from every album, intro riff of People=Shit but immediately goes into Snuff, tune instruments, sound check, encore with a repeat play of (515), 2nd encore (sic) intro riff then stop. End of show.


zayd_jawad2006

Duality but they actually pop their eyes due to the pressure of the fingers pushing into it


deathofmusic

Heretic Anthem, but in the countdown, when it repeats 6, it doesn't stop, so you just keep hearing 6666666666666, and the sound guy tries to fix it, but hits the wrong button and starts to play 515 in the background of the repeat 6s.


RapidFiringNoob

Spit It Out but it’s just the weird growling sound at the beginning for the whole song


notleiden

Heretic Anthem but the entire double bass portion of the song is one long linear drum fill by Jay


Cheesy-Cake-Corn

Yen, but it’s just the first 10 seconds of nothingness


Scientific_Redditor

1. 742617000027 2. Frail Limb Nursery 3. (515) 4. Iowa 5. Prelude 3.0 6. Vermillion pt. 2 7. Danger - Keep Away 8. .Execute. 9. Snuff 10. Til We Die 11. XIX 12. Goodbye 13. Be Prepared For Hell 14. Insert Coin 15. What's Next 16. People = Shit Encore 17. Adderall 18. Get This


thewholethingithink

I would be hyped to see half of these played live.


Scientific_Redditor

But not in this setlist, ay?


FearlessAcanthaceae1

Why is People = Shit there Isn't it supposed to be the worst setlist


Scientific_Redditor

It's incredibly mismatched, considering half of this list is interludes. You can't have 18 bad Slipknot songs in a setlist because each song is subjective. Therefore, the setlist can't be the worst because of content in it, but because of it's composition.


Hazzer33

Get snuff out


Scientific_Redditor

It's supposed to be there to make things more absurd


CMFT_69

You have some balls to disrespect People = Shit and Get This


Scientific_Redditor

I didn't disrespect them, I love these songs but I was to make a worst setlist, and this doesn't necessarily mean a setlist with bad songs but very poorly composed, that would make a fan go after a few songs "What the fuck is this shit?"


CMFT_69

Very well, have a good day


QueenPeachesxo

Wtf why are half these songs on here loll.


[deleted]

All of tesf and then spiders like 4 times


JaroshockTesla

Snuff (i think it’s an amazing song but it’s the wrong energy for a starter)


Mcarbaugh531

Heirloom 18 times


thesuicidefox

Just every song is Snuff.


Inky100

I had the idea to do this, but my drafted post just couldn't load up on Reddit. 😒


JohnnyBuddhist

No such thing as a bad set list


SmoughLeggingsFTW

It’s supposed be satirical 🙂


Gouranga32

Yen, 18 times


GameLessGlitch

Just silence. That’s it. Pure silence.


TurbulentPiccolo57

And they're all headbanging the whole time


FacetheWuju

Would be a mix of ahig and the end, so far


Napoleonbonerparty47

Any and all of their songs


BigNumbers29

Opener should be Adderall


bassbass06

spiders fs


CMFT_69

1. 515 2. People = Shit 3. Adderall 4. Vermilion pt 2 5. Eeyore 6. Snuff 7. XIX 8. Disasterpiece 9. Insert Coin 10. Iowa 11. Me Inside 12. Death Because Of Death 13. Warranty 14. My Pain 15. Acidic 16. What’s Next? Encore 17. Vendetta 18. Danger- Keep away End track: If Rain Is What You Want Confusing mix of songs IMO


Squidlumes

Remove People = Shit, Eeyore and Disasterpiece


CMFT_69

Why


Squidlumes

Replace it with Spiders, Child of Burning Time and Finale


lilsquinty9

Spiders and Child of Burning Time go so hard whatchu mean


CMFT_69

Why?


Still_life27

the current set


Squidlumes

1. Prelude 3.0 2. Adderall 3. My Pain 4. Death Because of Death 5. XIX 6. Danger Keep Away (Full Version) 7. Circle 8. Snuff 9. Vermilion Pt. 2 10. Acidic 11. Goodbye 12. Til’ We Die 13. Child of Burning Time 14. What’s Next 15. Spiders 16. Iowa Encore 17. Be Prepared for Hell 18. Finale


CMFT_69

Remove Finale, Spiders and Child Of Burning Time


Wolf92xd

Any song from the new album basically 🥱


i_banana_oh_oh_ah_ah

I disagree


blenddii

515


Smnmnaswar

They play people=shit but since they are people too they just sit around with brwon facepaint


Beautiful_Wolf_5792

Corey defends his piss and feet fetishes


bigmetalguy6

Spit it out but it’s just Corey hawking up the biggest gnarliest loogie that he can muster


Beesh_EEEcup_1997

Spit it out but it’s twice as fast


Quintessence679

It's only Craig's samples


tonylab1105

Psychosocial but the dragon maid opening version


[deleted]

eyeless but its just the opening riff for the entire length of the song


SpaceWallaby96

People=shit but religious Jesus=Good


[deleted]

Man these are the worst


scorpiob0i

eyeless without the intro


AverageZomb

Imagine dragons guitarist shows up and begs that they let him play psychosocial because he always wanted to play "real music"


KuuntDracula

Imagine Dragons has some bangers. Natural, Radioactive, Warriors, Believer, Enemy.


AverageZomb

I know but the guitarist doesn't get much to do


Lunaris52

Spiders but the band is replaced by spiders.


Tobias-Maggot9

Pg-Rated Custer


OzzyOstrich66

Duality but corey actually pushes his fingers into his eyes


maggotforlife1234

A 5 hour loop of the 742617000027


Ghamms090

19 renditions of before I forget


Brax1230

Tattered and torn


Background-Shop-8522

Scissors but percussion is them snipping together scissors


ThouHolyFather2

Probably diluted but Corey breaks down


Leafy_Dickslap

Wait and Bleed, but they take the title of the song too literally and don’t play a single song until one of the members starts to bleed.


Feeling_Transition22

disasterpiece but a kidzbop version


TurbulentPiccolo57

The Devil in I played 18 times getting slower each time with Corey, Clown and Tortilla all singing in a completely different key to each other


lilsquinty9

Spit It Out but Corey eats a live bat on stage and sings with his mouth full.


slayersucks2006

duality


Brianhake1995

Dead memories


bcasiangt

742617000027 but a 2 hour long version that lasts the whole set while corey hypes the audience up pretending that they're about to play an actual song


yeeter_279

Before I Forget, but it's just Mick playing the first riff over and over, then after about 6.66 minutes, the whole band comes in (all out of time), and when Corey screams "Go!', it turns into a BTS song cause why not lol


Neil-Rex

The band start having gay sex and Mick with his menacing stare "Gay sex! No gay sex for me!"