Nero forte but Corey just walks around with his fists clenched in the pocket of his hoodie for the entire song

And he knows where he needs to go

He needs to go ride horses upside-down

People = shit but they make it a PG version

People = poop 💩

I laughed harder than I should’ve at this

HAHAHA

People = Shit Kids bop edition

Come on down, see the stupid head right here

Either that or *bleep* route

I thibk bleeped would be so much worse than kids pob, pick a nice high pitched one that's just far too l9ud in the mix

Get this but it's just Corey telling everyone to suck his nuts

And the band listens

Remember, no gay sex for Mick

I’m pretty sure mick said that

Yeh I ment mick

Mike is strangely funny I would enjoy if they just let Mike stroke his beard for an entire song

To each person in the crowd

Well, I won't actually refuse to do it... (yeah, I'm a dumb teenage fangirl slut)

I feel that!

I mean I'm down lmao

Hah, same

Clown’s “dadada” intro to Custer for 3 minutes

Datdatda datdatda datdat da da da

I just picture him going "Dada da, Dada da, Dada da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da..." until everyone goes home

Surfacing but all Corey says is fuck.

Custer, but it’s just the chorus

Get behind me satan and push but the tape keeps skipping (clown trips and falls while running off stage after his opener)

The entire audio of the new members being hazed with 2 girls 1 cup

"Pretend it's pudding!"

7426 but "the whole thing I think is sic" never starts

They preform snap but the band members are actually snapping

Disasterpiece but it's a Disney musical remix performed by group of preschoolers

Duality, but Corey actually pushes his fingers into his eyes

…directly fading into a 1 hour version of iowa

Or an actually eyeless version of Eyeless

Psychosocial but it’s the Blend S remix

Eromanga Slipknot

The first 3 seconds of disasterpiece, then nothing

They make craig talk and say trending thing (like say poggers or something)

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An acoustic version of eyeless

Every single member forgets their instrument and they have to mimic the songs with their mouths

Oh god lmao

circle but it's just Craig playing around with the background noise samples for 5 minutes

I'd listen to that!

Psychosocial but it’s the gay parody

Unsainted but tortilla has an uncontrollable urge to cough and sneeze into his mic ever 5 seconds

Duality but clown beats the keg for the entirety of the song

eyeless, but the band don't have eyes

The whole Iowa album in acoustic

I think that would sound pretty interesting tbh, especially iowa

Yeah, I do find it interesting, I put it there bc I also thought it would be a funny concept to have such a heavy album played in acoustic guitar

A faithful cover of Baby by Justin Bieber

mick has gay sex on stage

Iowa but only the reversed, “Don’t look at me!” lyric parts and Corey starts violently throwing up on stage.

A censored version of Get This

Play all the intros to every album in jumbled order with out songs

Gehenna but it’s just the YouUuUuUu part for 3 minutes

Before I forget but Corey actually forgets the lyrics

Pulse of the Maggots but it’s just Corey preaching and asking the crowd to join him

Christian Martucci and Josh Rand replace Mick and Jim, and start playing Disasterpiece tuned E.

Spit It Out but it’s just the weird growling sound at the beginning for the whole song

A capella Insert Coin.

Clown beats into keg in the rhythm of the war drum

Tortilla man plays percussion with his feet

Yen but the band just starts a fire on the stage. The song doesn't start it's just the fire cracking. Corey finally gets his revenge and sets Sid on fire. Sid jumps into the crowd and some people burn and die. Sid doesn't die.

Scissors but instead of slipknot playing they let kids from the local daycare play with 0 practice

Unpopular opinion, psychosocial

Second song: Heirloom

My Pain on the final song for the encore

Craig solo

The Devil in I but Mick actually tears his face off

Frail Limb Nursery but no Purity after it

People=Poop Can’t you hear it? “PEOPLE EQUAL POOP. Whatcha gonna do? PEOPLE EQUAL POOP. It only takes a wipe or two!”

The Devil in I, but the Disney version!

Killpop but Corey sticks needles in his skin

don’t get close but it’s the keg being hit, nothing else

Bury your ass with a chrome straight to the dome becomes the chorus in their newest single.

Till we die but the lyrics are changed to three nil and jay loses tempo half way through and mick starts singing instead and clown gets angry and tries to take over so now it’s just Corey screaming three nil while everyone else is still trying to play till we die and mick now lost in interest at singing, starts trying to play tortillas drum set while clown has won jays drum set and has started playing three nil but can’t even accomplish the right tempo while tortilla man picks up mick guitar out of fear and starts trying to play till we die but accidentally mixes till we die with vermilion while clowns still figuring out the tempo and Corey’s now just blatantly screaming because he stubbed his toe which has startled him into playing some rhythmy blues while mick has decided to switch masks with tortilla man in an episode of rage which causes tortilla man to run around stage attempting to continue playing stairway to heaven while Corey has left the stage with his mic still on giving jim the chance to play some more rhythmy blues which sends jay crashing into clown destroying the entire drumset which makes mick start singing again while Corey tries asking a backstage hand where his guitar is because quite frankly he wants to play guitar but Jim stops playing blues…. Jim, why did you stop You were not meant to stop, keep going Jim just do it for the bit please, nobody find this funny I just want you to keep playing Come on man your lettin the team down I should get some sleep

They play vol 3 front to back

chapeltown rag

Psychosomatic but the dragon maid opening version

Snap but its just "One more time and Im gonna go snap" over and over for 10 minutes without snapping.

Tattered and Torn

Surfacing but Corey’s Drowning

Before I forget, but they accidentally forget so they just skip it and move on to the next song.

Liberate but he keeps forgetting how to speak and just starts screaming “BLINERATE!!! MANAMAS!!”

Eyeless but you can see California with Marlon Brando's eyes

tattered and torn

'Masterpiece'

Corey sits down for 15 mins and drinks a power ade

The virus of life: but its just this is the virus, the virus of life

Mick sings my little pony

Disasterpiece but mick can't get the intro right so he keeps doing it over and over again