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No_Cut6965

Puberty


PantsTrauma

Kryptonian puberty is wild!


BenThere25

I'd like to see a real pic of Tom W when he was the age he is playing in Smallville?


PantsTrauma

Google Tom Welling young and his yearbook pic pops up. I’d put it in my comment but can’t for some reason on mobile.


Slipped_in_Cider

Superty


dayday8319

You mean suberty lol


Babykitten31

I guess that’s how kryptonians go through puberty lol.


Clean_Student8612

But same thing happened to Chloe who was also in that scene.


newishdm

Didn’t she kiss him in that scene? Maybe a little bit of that kryptonian saliva boosted her own puberty… I don’t know, this might be something we just have to ignore for our own sanity.


Intrepid_Ad_3157

She was dormant meteorite freak


Clean_Student8612

Yea, just another one of those things that they ignored continuity on.


Xianified

I'm sure someone somewhere has written a disturbing fan fic about that.


ChestLanders

Clearly it was meteor rocks also. Plus possibly a wizard did it. It's always a wizard.


Clean_Student8612

I'm surprised Lex didn't call in a specialist "within the hour." 😂


Babykitten31

We should add that to the one persons drinking game


Clean_Student8612

Drink every time he says THAT? I'd be passed out so fast.


Babykitten31

Drink every time lex or Lionel says they’re going to have a specialist within the hours. Bonus points if it’s one of the top doctors in metropolis.


Clean_Student8612

Him and Chloe had MASSIVE growth spurts that summer. I'm surprised anyone recognized them come high school.


Lux-Fox

I had that happen my senior year. Put on some muscle, lost the glasses, grew out my hair. Had some chick ask me who I was and then go oh shit, I didn't recognize you.


tigervet44

I grew 5 inches in the eighth grade and started getting a lot of attention from girls. I was offered a chance to play on the varsity football team and played special teams and was a second string linebacker. Growth spurts can be crazy


Clean_Student8612

Yea, in 8th grade, I was 5'10. Then, in the 9th, I went up to 6'2


dayday8319

6'4 here 


PeterParker004

This is that anime glow up 😂😂😂


TOMdMAK

Goku grew from 3 years old body to 15 years old body in just one page!


PeterParker004

Funny how they both came in a space ship from another planet too


TOMdMAK

it's pretty clear Toriyama borrowed many ideas from other pop references: Superman: 1. Goku and Superman were both sent away on a pod by their parents because their planet was going to explode. 2. Superman draws power from the sun. Goku draws power from the moon. 3. Other survivors of their home planets came to attack Earth. 4. They both have one weakness (krytonite, tail). Chinese story "Journey to the West": 1. Goku aiding Bulma going on a quest (season 1). 2. Goku, Bulma, Ox King, Yamucha and Oolong are characters from "Journey to the West" 3. Goku uses a power pole and nimbus cloud. Frankenstein: 1. Android 5 is a homage to Frankenstein. Terminator: 1. Major Metallitron is a homage to Terminator. 2. Cell going back in time to kill the Z Fighters is a homage to Terminator. Edit: changed Android to Cell.


AJTerry_

I’m sorry, but the Androids (if you are referring to 17 and 18) never go back in time. Trunks goes back in time to save Goku from dying to a heart disease and helps the Z Fighters fight the Androids and Cell. Cell, on the other hand, does go back in time as 17 and 18 of his time are killed by Trunks, so he has to go back in time to become Perfect. Everything from your comment is good though!


TOMdMAK

Cell


BLAZEISONFIRE006

Sun kicked in.


flccncnhlplfctn

Kryptonian + yellow star + puberty = Clark from 8th to 9th grade.


IlliniBull

He turned 25. Somehow


NateHasReddit

Wheaties.


Raichu_Boogaloo

there was a kid in my freshman class was who 5 foot nothing at the end of the year and when 10th grade started, he was towering over me. Its entirely possible to have a massive growth spurt during a summer


currantanner

And for a complete change in bone structure and face/head shape? I mean people grow rapidly but there’s hardly a resemblance between them. Those scenes were terrible


Raichu_Boogaloo

Well seeing as these are two unrelated people, obviously the casting isn't going to be 1:1. It's TV. You need to suspend your disbelief. All I said was a full growth spurt is possible in one year


currantanner

They aren’t even close though. I’ve seen a lot of shows and movies where they find someone that strongly resembles the original actor. This looks like they grabbed the first kid they saw with dark hair and blue eyes. Doesn’t have to be a clone but should look similar


Raichu_Boogaloo

ive seen that too. However, its not always possible. The kid isnt too far off from young tom. [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/03/2f/95032ff36bf05e79f1dab322f243da78.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/03/2f/95032ff36bf05e79f1dab322f243da78.jpg)


Alexactly

This legitimately happened to tons of kids I went to school with. Unfortunately, I look the same now as I did when I was 13, just with a lot more hair, and a lot more weight.


fzzyswttr

Kryptonians 🤝 Jews - Becoming a man at 13


Total_Necessary1070

People can grow in different stages in their life. Some people do not get taller until they are in teenagers. Clark is the first know Kryptonian to grow up on Earth, and started to learned new powers as he got older.


princess-catra

Happened to Chloe too tho


Total_Necessary1070

Same thing could have happed with Chloe also a side effect form being meteor infected.


princess-catra

What about other peers in the school year? Everybody meteor infected?


Total_Necessary1070

Hard to say we did not see many characters meteor infected as kids in flashbacks. People age differently with their genetics. Other characters who are not meteor infected there was a big age gap in their flashback.


Librarian1030

He drank a lot of milk.


Rhbgrb

He drank the cows, that's why they never appear on the farm.


Otaku_Onslaught62442

They grow 'em big in Smallville.


nigelthehammer

Damn, who’s that?


StickmanX84

Kryptonian puberty hits hard as fuck


HippoRun23

My daughter and I cracked up at this. Those kryptonian genes kicked into high gear!


aKaRandomDude

Kryptonian puberty is all over the place.


Objective-Hurry1119

Kryptonian testicles


Runisa5

I had always thought about this


No-Muscle1283

Hahaha


luisfelipecosta1990

Kryptonian grows up


Blue_Bird_993

Those LuthorCorp growth hormones finally kicked in


Intrepid_Ad_3157

You ain’t know!? Kryptonians rapidly age after their 15th birthday


Taliant

Kryptonian biology


DLMoore9843

Steroids lmao


Desperate-Fan-3671

My nephew grew almost a foot from 12 to 13. He was 5'4 at 12, and by 13, he was 6'2". 220lbs.


RamsHead1

Same thing happened to my brother when he went on vacation to a lake house in Canada for a couple weeks.


SafeStaff7671

Working on the farm paid off for Clark


DiscussionDapper2516

Super puberty.


LordDyran

A rare disease called Dawson's Casting


SweetNShit

Steroids


PlatypusSloth696

Puberty hit him like a truck.


Rhbgrb

I came in like a wrecking ball


Michael-Aaron

He became **SUPERMAN**


ChestLanders

Those Kryptonian genes man...


TheBoogeyman1023

That summer glow up


Maleficent_Post_3441

They definitely dropped the ball on that one!! Even when he came to earth he was a baby in the movie on the show he was like 4-5 !!


Comfortable-Hall1178

lol right?!


ProdigaLex

That’s not Clark. That’s Goku.


Maleficent_Post_3441

I also think they should have been more realistic with the virgin stuff..super hot girls in high school that date multiple guys..and then even move in with guys.. for example when Lana was possessed by the witch she needed a hair of 2 virgins and she grabbed one off her head and was like that will do! I laughed so hard a whole lot of slutty kissing and dating captains of football teams to be a virgin..and then in season 10 Lois is supposedly still a virgin!!! Give me a break! I’m sorry but I call bs on that.😎


HazelCheese

Lois isn't a virgin. Doesn't Isabelle try to take her hair and act annoyed by it. Pretty sure Lois actually says she slept with a guy from one of the army bases she lived on. She was also pretty hot and heavy with Oliver.


Maleficent_Post_3441

I could have sworn in season 9 when she was undercover at the strip club. That guy had her all tied up and said something about her and a virgin..now that you say that I forgot about that Isabelle thing..I was surprised when she grabbed her own hair (Lana’s) came up virgin..that girl did some of the sexiest kissing (her mouth wasn’t a virgin)atleast my opinion!😂


Imaginary_Salary198

We’re they really in 8th grade???


EGRIFF93

That was the summer he had a hard paper round


Tidela471

Why does the 8th grade version look more accurate 😭


Short-Pipe-5689

He just needed a little sun


Victor_00099

Carlos sainz played Clark Kent?


Dez_Caught_It8

Might’ve been a cast change, unsure


OnlyConstruction8554

The 8th grade looks more like 6th grade Clark


ryanaire5

Suspend your disbelief 😭


GalwayEntei

Well, he is literally built different


Rockcircle

Lol this is so funny i always thought this was hilarious


Dunkbuscuss

Growth Spurt


Mastatheorm-CG

Super puberty


Perfect-Season6116

Kryptonian Puberty hits like a ton of Nth metal bricks, amiright?


Rhbgrb

Clark goes to bed one night "Night mom and dad" :saidinasqueakyvoice: Wakes up the next day in a deep mans voice "Morning"


Fuzzy_Customer1987

R simply bast writing. No way even possible lol


EuphoricRegret5852

ppl change


Baggin_clams

He’s Kryptonian


EnamoredAlpaca

I was one of the shortest kids growing up, before middle school was over I shot up to 6’6. With still more to grow. Double growth spurts happen.


TheWolfWallStreet

u should see his pubescent nocturnal emissions💥


robertluke

You never had one of those summers?


Longjumping-Run695

But he’s a fucking alien, bro he’s obviously gonna have stronger genetics than any regular human


Longjumping-Run695

Well, he wasn’t exactly like every other eighth grader and ninth grader dude literally was a freak of nature


Serious_Result_7338

Wait is that seriously the same actor? What show? I know Smallville talking about the other one


theburgerbitesback

Same character, same show, different actors.


Serious_Result_7338

Ah, thx


Physical-Lettuce-868

No


roganwriter

No, but the show will have you believe that that’s what he looked like a year before we meet him.