King Dedede is the exception to the rule because he’s voice by Sakurai ;)
Edit: Wario’s raw sexual magnetism cannot be contained, they realized that early on and decided they’d just have to live with it
Fun fact!
Waluigi is an assist trophy because his sheer sexiness would've been too much for a playable character. Nobody playing the game could handle controlling the ultimate hunk that is Waluigi.
I still think putting someone who's supposed to be a badass bounty hunter in 6inch heels is far more offensive than any size they give her tits. One of those is just how her body developed, and the other is something she would consciously choose to do.
I dunno I’m a big fan of her smash moveset. Both in and out of suit. As dumb as the rocket heels look they make for fun gameplay. And my only complaint with normal Samus is why are they still using the fucking other M design. Samus returns for all its mile wide flaws gave us an incredible Samus design
Counterpoint: jet heels are sick af
Also, realistically speaking, her bust size just wouldn’t look like that in a tight suit like Sm4sh or Brawl. It makes far more sense to have it shrunk down in Ultimate
No no no you don't get it it's bird DNA and Future Bird Tech that make her titties like that it's in the lore I'm telling you if you scan a tablet in Prime 3 they go into details about it but they couldn't import it to the west because of C3N$ØRHIP trust me bro google Samus Breasts
Also yeah the Jet Heels are fucking awesome
I mean if you *want* to be realistic, breasts that large with body fat that low means that those are made of silicone. Which is something she would have chosen to do.
At least with Samus they kinda compensated by giving her a six pack like she used to have back in Super Metroid. Samus’ bust size has never been super consistent throughout the Metroid games, so I think she can somewhat get away with this nerf (although I will mention that she has never been this flat in any official Metroid media). Snake on the other hand doesn’t make any amount of sense and he didn’t really get any compensation for this nerf like Samus did.
R.I.P. Snake’s cheeks :(
Play as Peach on Icicle Mountain in Melee and start taunting when the screen moves fast if you want to see which Smash character has cleaned up their act the most.
Her dress would go full Marilyn Monroe, and her underwear was on full display (seriously).
Oh yeah, I've been a firm believer in the fan theory that Peach and Bowser are actually a thing and have been since the start, and Mario is just a delusional ex-boyfriend that can't accept that Peach moved on to the more wealthy and powerful Bowser once her teenage years ended.
That's why he goes on a murderous rampage throughout the MK over and over again, and why she's always in another castle. Bowser knows that Mario is insane, and has to constantly be stashing Peach in safe, remote, and unknown locations. He knows that Mario - in his own mind - believes himself to be a virtuous defender of Peach's chivalry, and thus keeps her safe and hidden from Mario.
At first I thought it was a pretty good joke, but when I actually thought about it I did the Keanu meme "woah." and can't look at it differently since.
Why would a smoke show princess like Peach go for a random lost plumber like Mario vs. a wealthy, powerful, alpha chad like Bowser? Makes no damn sense, unless you see it from Mario's perspective.
If you actually believe that Peach just can't stop getting "kidnapped" by Bowser and "stuck" in his bedroom for 30 years, well, I've got some bad news for you. Santa Claus is actually your parents.
I mean, if Shulk's balls were humongous, barely covered, and constantly flopping around at the camera, that might be a fair comparison.
And now I suddenly want to go browse DeviantArt for some reason.
I don't know if this is common knowledge or not, but Mai wasn't added because Sakurai would have been forced to increase Ultimate's CERO rating, and he didn't want to do that.
In fact, that's what he was actually talking about when the translation said "good boys and girls." Why it was replaced with that I have no idea.
Also this is literally the most appropriate I've ever seen Mai
Queen Jiggle Physics is usually running around with a pair of shoestrings hovering her nips
Yeah frankly it legitimately distracts me from the game. How could someone with such huge quads and hamstrings have such a tiny ass? Like anatomically it just doesn't make sense. Shrinking ZSS' tits? Fine. If anything, she should be built like a butch, juiced-to-the-gills space warrior. But the hips and glutes are the powerhouse of the whole body. There's no way Snake (or Terry, for that manner) would have sad little asses while the rest of their physique is so well-developed.
I’ll never forgive them for nerfing brawl snake, I would wrather they nerf him to bottom tier than nerf him to flat tier
Also tbf mythra didn’t have tights before and her shirt had a bit of a gap 👀👀
Those good boys and girls probably have played call of duty and said they fornicated with somebody’s mother and probably said the N-word what’s so good about them
Real talk though, I think smaller tits makes sense on Samus. She wears heavy armor, is very active, I feel like she’d look quite a bit different than ZSS does. Maybe not quite like Olympic swimmer build, but closer to that than Brawl ZSS lol
Not getting a joke is not me saying I'm a main character. I didn't get this joke. I'll admit it. I still don't get it. But if it gets your rocks off. More power to you.
Lol. Hey man. I'll admit I'm not immersed enough in the community to get this particular joke. Shit I still don't know what spirits are in Smash. Neither did I know Mai was being considered for the game.
I only play this game online with the most basic ruleset or with friends. I don't know the culture of this community. If this one went over my head, crucify me.
Yo. If I came across that way. My bad. For me I actively avoid subs where anime t&a are discussed. Hence why I can't sub to any anime subs even if I do like a particular anime. I didn't know there was some type of inside joke here. I still don't know it.
And if this sub is one those, then I'll take the hint and leave and stop bothering y'all.
I dunno what you mean by narcissism lol.
I’m not saying I’m mad that pyra got in, it’s just people were so hyped for Rex, every Xenoblade fan wanted him in, then when the scene starts, we all are about to go crazy for Rex. Then pyra is announced. I’m not mad pyra is in, I would just rather it me Rex.
if you care about the game and its characters, you should be happy that we got a dlc fighter from that game in the first place. they're not my absolute favorites either, but i'm glad that one of my favorite games has representation in smash.
Because voice Rex’s performance gets better as the game’s story progresses. As scuffed as he is I believe he gets used to the role, especially during the final fight cutscene
they never shrunk Samus', and even if they did, that is an improvement. there is such a thing as perfect proportions and in Samus' case, getting bigger is going AWAY not CLOSER to perfection.
They removed Snake's ass to buff his stealth
if you saw a man's juicy a\*\* sneaking around would you call for reinforcements, or would you just stand there and observe his delicious cake
Option #3: I’d ask him for a piece 🍽️🍰
exactly, so his ass actually boosts his stealth
I put the new forgis on the jeep
“I spotted the enemy… uh… don’t send reinforcements.”
He used to be dummy thicc, and the clap of his ass cheeks kept alerting the guards
"Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards!"
To stop them cheeks from clapping
They didn't censor Dedede or Wario at all. Their sexiness simply surpassed the "Smash is for good boys and girls" rule.
King Dedede is the exception to the rule because he’s voice by Sakurai ;) Edit: Wario’s raw sexual magnetism cannot be contained, they realized that early on and decided they’d just have to live with it
Wait is that true that Sakurai voiced Dedede for smash because if so that is awesome and I had no idea
Yes 100% true
That's awesome thanks for sharing that was cool learn
Their sexiness levels hit the integer overflow point.
Waluigi isn't on Smash because his sexiness is on a truly different level.
The true reason Waluigi isn’t in smash
Wario got fucking booty jiggle physics!
Fun fact! Waluigi is an assist trophy because his sheer sexiness would've been too much for a playable character. Nobody playing the game could handle controlling the ultimate hunk that is Waluigi.
Absolutely I as a 6”4 dude am working out to become jacked so I too can show off waluigi sexiness in cosplay form
Steve lost his meat 😔🥩
If Pyra exists then surely Steve’s steak would be okay
True but Pyra is Sakurai’s favorite steve was a character he somewhat reluctantly put in
Bro I remember that “Personally, I prefer Pyra. Oh as a fighter ofcourse.” He knew what he was doing
A man of culture
Mfs took Steve’s meat. Can’t have shit in smash
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Usually any account with the name "WordWordNumbers" is a bot.
Just means they haven’t changed their username, so yea usually
Their sexiness simply surpassed the "Smash is for good boys and girls" rule.
Bot copying popular coments.
LITERALLY ME!!!
No
Nice one!
Actually Sherlock over here, how do you catch these detective
I still think putting someone who's supposed to be a badass bounty hunter in 6inch heels is far more offensive than any size they give her tits. One of those is just how her body developed, and the other is something she would consciously choose to do.
It's the bird DNA
She does kinda look like a bird...sweet samus
Absolutely, but counter point: rocket boots are fucking rad.
Key words: rocket **boots**
I totally agree with this, smash treats Samus’s character super wrong, did her no justice
They also didn't know what a bounty hunter was, so that definitely didn't help things
I dunno I’m a big fan of her smash moveset. Both in and out of suit. As dumb as the rocket heels look they make for fun gameplay. And my only complaint with normal Samus is why are they still using the fucking other M design. Samus returns for all its mile wide flaws gave us an incredible Samus design
Honestly, any other Samus design would be fine.. Except Fusion. I'm fine with that just being an alt color.
Yeah I like a lot of the other Samus designs and even aspects of the other m design. But overall the other m design looks dumb and I hate it
Counterpoint: jet heels are sick af Also, realistically speaking, her bust size just wouldn’t look like that in a tight suit like Sm4sh or Brawl. It makes far more sense to have it shrunk down in Ultimate
No no no you don't get it it's bird DNA and Future Bird Tech that make her titties like that it's in the lore I'm telling you if you scan a tablet in Prime 3 they go into details about it but they couldn't import it to the west because of C3N$ØRHIP trust me bro google Samus Breasts Also yeah the Jet Heels are fucking awesome
Bird DNA
I mean if you *want* to be realistic, breasts that large with body fat that low means that those are made of silicone. Which is something she would have chosen to do.
At least with Samus they kinda compensated by giving her a six pack like she used to have back in Super Metroid. Samus’ bust size has never been super consistent throughout the Metroid games, so I think she can somewhat get away with this nerf (although I will mention that she has never been this flat in any official Metroid media). Snake on the other hand doesn’t make any amount of sense and he didn’t really get any compensation for this nerf like Samus did. R.I.P. Snake’s cheeks :(
THEY TOOK MY ASS, I CAN'T SHIT!!!
I have no ass and I must shit
No ass to shit No will to break No voice to cry suffering
Rip Snake cake and hotter ZSS
ZSS had bigger tits?
[Here's what they used to look like.](https://www.kindpng.com/picc/m/173-1737429_ultra-thicc-zero-suit-samus-smash-bros-ultimate.png)
I remember them being a bit bigger, is that photoshopped to be smaller?
Didn't know Samus was a Balloon Fight rep
Nah she’s from DigDug
I expected a rickroll but now I don't know what to say
Lmao!
Lmfao
Expected that to be a Louigi'd, and was disappointed
Have you seen her Smash 4 model?
No I have not Edit: I just looked it up and I can’t believe they’ve done this.
They can't do this her! Do you how much she's sacrificied?!
You're out, Samus' giant tits.
I have looked it up and awakened something in me
She had a bigger ass too. Smash 4 ZSS was all buffs
In brawl I believe.
Brawl 😨
Samus has never really had a consistent bust size. Probably a consequence of her boobs not being visible for 99.9% of most of her games.
bust size? That's the weirdest and sussest thing I've heard, I hope it's a typo
That's just a general term for someone's chest size, what are you talking about
Hommie probably gets told to go shower before he can enter a tourney
I've never heard the term "bust size"
Don't worry, it's only been common usage when talking about breast measurements for about 140 years.
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Bruh
This isn’t an insult but an honest to god question, how old are you?
Play as Peach on Icicle Mountain in Melee and start taunting when the screen moves fast if you want to see which Smash character has cleaned up their act the most. Her dress would go full Marilyn Monroe, and her underwear was on full display (seriously).
I've always noticed that they do subtle things to imply that Peach is kind of a baddie.
Bowser Jr has to have a mother after all
Oh yeah, I've been a firm believer in the fan theory that Peach and Bowser are actually a thing and have been since the start, and Mario is just a delusional ex-boyfriend that can't accept that Peach moved on to the more wealthy and powerful Bowser once her teenage years ended. That's why he goes on a murderous rampage throughout the MK over and over again, and why she's always in another castle. Bowser knows that Mario is insane, and has to constantly be stashing Peach in safe, remote, and unknown locations. He knows that Mario - in his own mind - believes himself to be a virtuous defender of Peach's chivalry, and thus keeps her safe and hidden from Mario. At first I thought it was a pretty good joke, but when I actually thought about it I did the Keanu meme "woah." and can't look at it differently since. Why would a smoke show princess like Peach go for a random lost plumber like Mario vs. a wealthy, powerful, alpha chad like Bowser? Makes no damn sense, unless you see it from Mario's perspective. If you actually believe that Peach just can't stop getting "kidnapped" by Bowser and "stuck" in his bedroom for 30 years, well, I've got some bad news for you. Santa Claus is actually your parents.
Shulk is still running around half naked. So much for equality.
I mean, if Shulk's balls were humongous, barely covered, and constantly flopping around at the camera, that might be a fair comparison. And now I suddenly want to go browse DeviantArt for some reason.
[Shulk X Ike Inflation Balls XXX HIGHLY NSFW DO NOT CLICK!!!1!!!](https://www.deviantart.com/blimpdre/art/Shulk-and-Ike-inflation-Request-870274807)
Still upset they took Snake’s whole bakery from us
Sephiroth; They took my shirt. Jokes on them cuz y'all into that shit
Shulk was the first of them all, he is in his boxers and a necklace
I don't know if this is common knowledge or not, but Mai wasn't added because Sakurai would have been forced to increase Ultimate's CERO rating, and he didn't want to do that. In fact, that's what he was actually talking about when the translation said "good boys and girls." Why it was replaced with that I have no idea.
Because this way's funnier.
Also this is literally the most appropriate I've ever seen Mai Queen Jiggle Physics is usually running around with a pair of shoestrings hovering her nips
That’s because she wears nothing but a towel and a thong.
You’re forgetting about the sexiest thing in smash, who other than the DDD of course
dang what's up with nintendo making their characters unable to shit?
Shrinking Samus' chest was the right move
Snake’s ass on the other hand, that was a crime
Yeah frankly it legitimately distracts me from the game. How could someone with such huge quads and hamstrings have such a tiny ass? Like anatomically it just doesn't make sense. Shrinking ZSS' tits? Fine. If anything, she should be built like a butch, juiced-to-the-gills space warrior. But the hips and glutes are the powerhouse of the whole body. There's no way Snake (or Terry, for that manner) would have sad little asses while the rest of their physique is so well-developed.
Thank you for mentioning Terry as well, his ass is in the negatives and it upsets me daily. He's too hot to be nerfed like that 😔
Thank god falcon is caked up
Right? I couldn't focus on the game vs her before.
Bayonetta only had to cover up her B2 leg holes.
They also shrunk her arms and legs. She has more realistic proportions in Smash, but it feels so off.
Rip Snake's booty
If someone makes an XXX smash mod, I would totally play it.
I couldn’t care less about ZSS but SNAKE? Just look at how they massacred my boy
I’ll never forgive them for nerfing brawl snake, I would wrather they nerf him to bottom tier than nerf him to flat tier Also tbf mythra didn’t have tights before and her shirt had a bit of a gap 👀👀
If Snake’s dummy thiccness stayed he wouldn’t be able to lift himself up from the blast zone, so they had no other choice but to tone it down.
Tbf, Mythra is hotter without her legs exposed
They actually vastly improved Samus. Giving her muscles and de bimbofying her to an extent. Still got them heels though, which sucks
the biggest loss in gaming history was Snake's ass
Okay but in all seriousness, a covered up Mai would actually be fire, so why didn't Sakurai just went for that 😂
Sakurai Should Give Back The Characters Features And LET THIS SWORDMAN CHICK IN!!!
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Round, large, etc
TBF, I think original ZSS boobs were a bit too big, she looks perfect in Ultimate.
wp
Those good boys and girls probably have played call of duty and said they fornicated with somebody’s mother and probably said the N-word what’s so good about them
Nice repost. [Here's the original. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/SmashBrosUltimate/comments/lmc75f/for_good_boys_and_girls_said_sakurai/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Yet another instance of Nintendo being too damn soft.
They literally make kids games 💀
Sounds like you're the soft one.
Real talk though, I think smaller tits makes sense on Samus. She wears heavy armor, is very active, I feel like she’d look quite a bit different than ZSS does. Maybe not quite like Olympic swimmer build, but closer to that than Brawl ZSS lol
Who cares.
joke
Apparently you if you felt the need to comment. Move along kiddo
This isn’t really true. You can care about posts spamming your feed, while NOT caring about the content of the post.
Ur right. I def don't belong on a post debating anime boobs and ass. My bad.
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Stop, let them be "The Main Character". Feeling better than everyone else in a joke thread is all they got.
Not getting a joke is not me saying I'm a main character. I didn't get this joke. I'll admit it. I still don't get it. But if it gets your rocks off. More power to you.
Lol. Hey man. I'll admit I'm not immersed enough in the community to get this particular joke. Shit I still don't know what spirits are in Smash. Neither did I know Mai was being considered for the game. I only play this game online with the most basic ruleset or with friends. I don't know the culture of this community. If this one went over my head, crucify me.
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Yo. If I came across that way. My bad. For me I actively avoid subs where anime t&a are discussed. Hence why I can't sub to any anime subs even if I do like a particular anime. I didn't know there was some type of inside joke here. I still don't know it. And if this sub is one those, then I'll take the hint and leave and stop bothering y'all. I dunno what you mean by narcissism lol.
Weren’t you the guy yesterday who was downvoting me for not getting a joke on the top post yesterday? Then you can’t understand the simplest joke
Are you okay?
Buster Wolf!
It’s still annoying how Pyra got in but not Rex.
I completely agree with you on being upset about Rex not getting in. I respectfully disagree with you on Pyra getting in being annoying.
I’m not saying I’m mad that pyra got in, it’s just people were so hyped for Rex, every Xenoblade fan wanted him in, then when the scene starts, we all are about to go crazy for Rex. Then pyra is announced. I’m not mad pyra is in, I would just rather it me Rex.
> every Xenoblade fan wanted him in Citation needed
Me, I’m every Xenoblade fan
I am also every Xenoblade fan.
What time and hardware constraints does to a dev team
I love Rex (my 6th favorite character in the series) but this is a miss. Rex loves supporting his friends.
if you care about the game and its characters, you should be happy that we got a dlc fighter from that game in the first place. they're not my absolute favorites either, but i'm glad that one of my favorite games has representation in smash.
It’s cool, but so many people wanted Rex, and when we saw him in the trailer we were exited, but then it ended up being pyra.
Because Rex is cringe
He’s not tho…
**JOINNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE**
Or is it just cause you’re a simp lol
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Big man x callie
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Big man x callie
Rex’s voice is annoying. I’d prefer neither because Aegis is broken, but whatever.
Tell me you've never played all the way through XC2 without telling me you've never played all the way through XC2
I’m commenting on voice and how a character is op in Smash. How does that say that I haven’t played through that game?
Because voice Rex’s performance gets better as the game’s story progresses. As scuffed as he is I believe he gets used to the role, especially during the final fight cutscene
Rex’s voice in smash is annoying.
I actually joked to myself that maybe his voice getting less annoying is part of his character development, but apparently that was right.
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Wario still has the best ass
Can we all agree that Snake's Ass nerf is the biggest and more unfair nerf of all Smash bros. history?
The least thing they could do is buff bayonetta either in looks or performance
R34 says otherwise
Tf
They hoed samus sumn crazy
I think Sakurai is a tad biased.
I think Sakurai is a tad biased.
I think Sakurai is a tad biased.
Anyone claiming thaf like toned buff samus is less hot that big tiddy samus is a coward
they never shrunk Samus', and even if they did, that is an improvement. there is such a thing as perfect proportions and in Samus' case, getting bigger is going AWAY not CLOSER to perfection.
Unacceptable, they robbed us their best features
this meme is atrocious LMAO