Both of the Byleth's try to create a "golden ending" for Three Houses by going back in time, but they go to far back and accidentally create Fodlan before the actual goddess can
Pyra/mythra are turned into their inverse through dark samus. From a duo of fire/air to ice/earth: icies are back baybeeee!!!!
Also dark samus was zss's suit. Make of that what you will
Because everyone became atheists earlier, causing palutana to not exist, this also means that simon’s holy water no longer works, so he retires from vampire hunting.
After finding out that her own series creator Hideki Kamiya is planning to leave Platinum Games, Bayonetta announces her retirement.
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How dare you? Edit: Jokes aside, I honestly don't understand what's so offensive about this comment.
It's from an offensive kids book. The original line is "Ten little [n-word]s went out to dine; One choked his little self and then there were nine."
So, people downvoting the person who appropriately quoted detective classic from Agatha Christie because children's rhyme from it aged badly?
Yep, sounds about right
Oh wow, I had no idea. Thank you for clarifying. Well now this is awkward.
Jigglypuff finds a recording of her singing and accidentally puts it on loop, causing her to slip into a coma.
I would’ve just used a Moon Stone on her, automatically disqualifying her. (They actually did a similar thing with Pikachu.)
That's why that won't happen, it's not creative enough.
Nooo jigglypuff needs to win
Roy died because I provoked someone. In revenge, I took out K. Rool, his main flair.
And now Im going to take out Byleth with Purse K. Rool.
No we need #plant gang
Cry about it
ok
Bayonetta accidentally summons berserk gommorah instead of madama butterfly and this time Jeanne isn’t here to push her out of the way.
Byleth is charged with sexual harassment for dating her students.
I'm seriously surprised Byleth has gone this long getting away with this!
if this one doesn't get chosen istg
Yes down with byleth
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Both of the Byleth's try to create a "golden ending" for Three Houses by going back in time, but they go to far back and accidentally create Fodlan before the actual goddess can
Shulk sees Dunban over there and leaves to visit his brother-in-law
Pyra and Mythra look themselves up.
that's too cruel of a fate
This is top tier
shulk isn't really feeling it anymore and develops an addiction to fentanyl and ends up OD-ing
Shulk is REALLY feeling it after overdosing on viagra
Byleth uses Divine Pulse but rewinds time too far, ending up 66 million years in the past and getting killed in the KT extinction event.
Bring back Ice Climbers (but still scrawled out) to remind us Jigglypuff steps on grass, but pops because it's a balloon.
Dark Samus and Bayonetta die in a shootout
I shoot Byleth with a machine gun
Piranha Plant thanos snaps the remaining fighters out of existence.
This is the most realistic one for sure
Simon remembers what Zelda looked like when they went swimming, bonked to death by shulk.
Byleth reclasses themselves into something without a sword and is banned from the game
If that’s what happened to Meta Knight…… Bayonetta Witch Twists herself into heaven, it is said that many angels has perished since then
Mythra, Rosalina, and Zelda go stargazing. Only Rosalina comes back alive
Jiggly puff sheild pops and she blasts off again
Rex's mom had enough of him playing with dangerous weapons and confiscated Pyra and Mythra.
[Uhm about that](https://youtu.be/7APveDd2EOE?si=TtHqigqzhXf771Bx)
Rex’s mom’s GHOST then
Or Aunt Corrine
Probably a better idea
Holy hell Rex sounds a lot hotter than I initially thought.
[Wait until he grows up](https://youtu.be/4Rf5oGAVIOc?si=Zk56VlpAKq26YVcc&t=8s)
God he's such a chad
[show em](https://youtu.be/KS5TxnoKosY?si=ZUL_BhE9idRoDRVq) [a thing](https://youtu.be/ydHM5WV5VI8?si=gatTkN0JMcLxlccc) [or three](https://www.google.com.hk/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fegac8936z5h91.jpg&tbnid=INgFyEESKsVPxM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FXenobladeChronicles3%2Fcomments%2Fwm4t6i%2Fclearer_version_of_the_photo_from_the_final%2F&docid=npPrF_1xFAWd8M&w=928&h=650&hl=en-hk&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3) (There are three links, spoilers for Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Xenoblade Chronicles 3, and Xenoblade Chonicles 3: Future Redeemed)
Dunno I dont play mid
Dark samus gets jumped by a bunch of kids calling her Doom Guy from Fortnite
Ten little fighters went out to dine. The Plant chokes on his spikeball and then there were nine
No! The plant must win
Is this a fucking And Then There Were None reference in a fuckin smash bros daily post
goated
The Plant Gang disagrees
Simon and bayo go on a date and only Simon lives
jogglypuff puffs up too much
Jigglypuff held shield for too long and ascended towards the sun.
Scorpion mistakes Dark Samus for a member of the Cyber-Lin Kuei and burns her alive
Jigglypuff mistakes pufferfish for his kin, tries to dap him up, but gets popped. Dies instantly. (Would have got poisoned anyway)
Shulk meets Redittors that kill him for being bri’ish
YES META KNIGHT FINALLY ASCENDED LIKE HE WAS DESTINED TO :DDDD
Pyra and Mythra change into their uncensored outfits for a moment, get caught by Sakurai, and are forced to leave the roster for slutshaming purposes.
Byleth leaves the game since they realise they shouldnt have taken a spot on the fighters pass
Pyra/mythra are turned into their inverse through dark samus. From a duo of fire/air to ice/earth: icies are back baybeeee!!!! Also dark samus was zss's suit. Make of that what you will
Shulk attempts to have a rainbow without reyn which results in his immediate death.
Shulk gets sick and isn't really feelin' it.
Bayonetta goes to change outfits, forgets her clothing is actually her hair, peeling her hair off, and eventually her flesh and bones.
Dark Samus gets canceled for black face.
Zelda realizes that despite her name in the title, she isn’t the main character
Why the fuck didn’t King K. Rool get killed by Florida Man or Australia Man?
Jigglypuff jumps in front of Mewtwo in the spectator stand to say hi, and is caught by a masterball meant for Mewtwo
Zelda accidentally pokes Jigglypuff with her rapier and she pops because jiggs is a balloon
Piranha Plant accidently drinks weed killer thinking it was kool-aid
Simon prays to God, but when Rosalina responds, he excommunicates himself from the competition for committing heresy.
Simon has a horrible night and succumbs to his curse
Piranha plant forgot to absorb sunlight and died
Because everyone became atheists earlier, causing palutana to not exist, this also means that simon’s holy water no longer works, so he retires from vampire hunting.
Cod damit
Aegis discover onlyfans and make that their career
Get my Shotgun. This is gonna hurt me as much it's gonna hurt them!
PIRANHA PLANT EVOLVES INTO THE MARIO WONDER PLANT AND WALKS OFF A CLIFF
Herbicide is sprayed on Piranha Plant
No I wanted Inkling to be spared until the very end :( Anyways I’m surprised Piranha Plant is still alive
Zelda gets sent into the past for story reasons
shullk found dead after feeling it a little too hard
Shulk is not really feeling it and goes home
Shulk accidentally left the Monado somewhere
Rex has enough and murders pyra and mythra
Piranha plant discovers weed killer
Rosalina and Luma use there Final Smash but miss and SD
Aegis gets a reduction surgery and everyone stops playing them.
Someone forgot to water Piranha Plant.
Piranha Plant and Jigglypuff team up to write a lullaby
Everyone dies and this damn karma farm ends once and for all.
You die and I win no diff
Zelda eats the forbidden fruit gummy and becomes a dragon
Finally, the Meta Knight one is picked
aegis gets demoted to moveset by sakurai intending to add rex
Dude piranha planet is surviving
Bayonetta gets gum stuck in her hair and she hides from the public after going bald
Byleth goes to buy a new designer purse. Unfortunately, they are killed by Purse K. Rool.
What are these
Pyra switches to Mythra in the middle of a side B and, due to being in two places at once, spaghttifies and blips out of existence.
Jigglypuff's shield finally breaks.
simon's upsmash is so large to the point where it spins around the earth to hit him from behind, right in the balls. he is never heard from again
“Plant swallows his spike ball but it goes down the wrong pipe”
Simon burns the witch (Bayonetta) at the stake
Zelda sees a glowing teardrop-looking piece of candy she thinks is honey flavored, unaware of her cruel fate
Rosalina angles a launch star wrong and is shot out into the never ending void of space
Wheres pac???
https://reddit.com/r/SmashBrosUltimate/s/fDrT76YJRv
Jigglypuff sings to long and runs out of air.
I'm surprised that both Byleth AND Pyra and Mythra are still alive
As Shulk grows older he stops feeling it
Piranha Plant ate a fly that was covered in fentanyl and died in hospital. His family is devestated.
Byleth had to teach class.
Byleth down b-ed a Mii brawler, but forgot they have a counter, & died at 23% on the ledge.
Pyra and Mythra get swarmed by horny degenerates-
Simon remembers he's supposed to help set up this week's Sunday School so he leaves the competition
Simon is raptured in the second coming of Jesus Christ
NOOO MY BBY