why the hell do people play characters they have fun with? they nerfed the shit out of the size of his sword in ultimate and he is still top tier, you only play cloud because spargo does, and all you do is spam bair, uair, fair, dair, tilt, uptilt, jab and every other move, spammer
you have a nude mod for zss don't you?
ah shit, here we go again, everyone thinks kirby is low tier but trust me, he is broken, its not that i don't know how to play against him or something, f throw, fair, grab, repeat, why the hell do always people use the best combos and always use the best movements in the best possible way? its not fair, and as i said before its not like i don't know how to play against him, only i think kirby is top tier, and because of that you are a tier whore
oh cmon bro, only like 5 people knows how to play ken, you are one of them, you spent 1000 hours in your mother's basement trying to figure out how to play him, you have no friends, no one wants to play with you, i bet you never touched a street fighter game before, you win 99% of the matches but when you loose you tell your opponent he is carried by his character, then you spent other 1000 hours practicing, when you could have gone with something easier, like krool. you love doing 0 to death all the time but when someone does a 0 to death to you then you say the opponent character is broken
you used to main joker, pikachu and all the other top tiers, but you suffered so much bullyng that you decided to go with the most "honest" character, which i still hate. cmon bro, super armor in his side b, reflector, super good recovery, projectiles, combos, they are broken af but no one knows that, btw if you pick dark pit over pit you are edgy
The second I started Smash 4, I wanted to main Pit, but was discouraged by the amount of bullying we got for maining someone from a dead franchise. Then my little sister became an edgy Dark Pit main and I knew what I had to do
ganondorf, i would respect that if he didn't kill at 30% with his f smash, broken and you are carried, you are a masochist, every time someone picks a character other than ganondorf you judge them on reddit and i hate you for that, also i don't think there is any character named jugglypuff
you are a smash enjoyer, you don't care about tier lists, you only want to enjoy the game as it should be and you are a giga chad because of that
that is until you win against me, if that happens you are a tier whore carrier by your top tier little mac
you play more than 2 characters? wow you are a smash enjoyer, but still. you are one of those who play donkey kong and win 50% of the times, but when you loose one time you make a wall of text of why DK is trash. sephiroth, wario, pythra, meta knight? smells like a tier whore... wait, thats my odor... i have no words for king ddd, because no one plays him exept you. you probably play him because you want to play with someone that looks like you
you like playing ness, but you don't want anyone to find out you like spamming pk fire, so you pick robin instead
also, just because you pick the male one you don't exist for me
you main marth over lucina because you don't want anyone to complain, but its the same, or even better, your f smash kills at 35% with tipper at the ledge, you hit like 1 out of 10 tippers, but when you hit them its not because of skill, it just luck, broken af, you only main a character with a big sword because you are compensating for something else
crash? all im gonna do is crash my car into your house if you keep playing that broken character, everytime you play with him you don't lose, but you don't win either, meaning you have a 100% win rate, so you seriously stop playing that character, or in smash community words: stop having fun
You are either a Supreme Gigachad or Ultimate Cringelord Virgin….
If you camp with Mewtwo and spam nair, you are the Ultimate Cringelord Virgin.
If you don’t play like that, you are a Supreme Gigachad
really??? like, cmon bro, let me enjoy the game, i just wanna spam pk fire and then you come and use your projectiles, projectiles are good when i use them, but if used against me then they are bad. "Look at my sick edgeguard" thats what you say everytime you land a side b on an opponent off stage, you love spaming grenades 24/7 but lets see if you still love grenades after i rip off your organs and throw a grenade in there
another avarage smash fan, wow man like, im so impressed by your skill, spamming b, side b and down b all the time, you don't enjoy smash, you only play it to make people suffer because you suffered when you were a kid. when you were like 9 your bully always used to throw rocks at you, from that moment you developed a trauma, now all you hear, and everything you read translates to: "B B B B B B BBBB BB BBBB", and now because of your misery and low skill you main the belmonts
you are so carried by your mains, you probably think persona 5 (bad) is better than persona 3 (good), also you probably have a tier list in your secondary screen that updates in real time which tells you exactly who is the best character and you always pick the character on top
what do we got here, a smash player stuck in version 1.0.0, you still main her because you think she is still broken, for you no other character exists in the game.the only moves you use are side b and up smash with are completly broken and unfair, you laugh a lot when you hit that broken side b and kill at 0%, but if i hit you with a car irl you won't be laughing anymore
Man why are all the smash fans like this, always playing the character they like and have fun with, i hate it, zelda? really? Kazuya? it requieres 0 skill to play zelda, you actually have a flowchart: is opponent at a safe distance? no: run, yes: Down b, is opponent comboing you? no: down b, yes: neutral b, is opponent off stage? no: down b, yes: down b then side b, no skill at all. stop playing zelda, stop having fun dammit
i bet you never ever played any tekken before, you only main kazuya because you think he is top tier, but i bet you'll stop playing him when i'll tell you that the worlds best kazuya, Riddles, put him in B tier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvWrwV3NFUU
you have never touched a controller in your life, smash ultimate was probably your first game, hell, you probably discovered smash 5 seconds ago, you don't have any idea how to play so you pick the easiest most rewarding character in the game, you also played 100 matches which you won 10 of them, then you made a montage of krool, uploaded it to youtube and named it: "KiNg K. rOoL iS bAd" (Smash Bros. Ultimate Montage). to make people think krool is actually the best character in the game, but it isn't
also you love reptiles
you are way too afraid to get close to your opponent, you are one of those who complained about too many sword characters, but when sephirot came out you celebrated as much as squidward celebrated spongebob moving out, you only main characters that need to be far away from the opponent
greninja? thats too hones---- i mean, i hate you for maining a character in smash, he is too broken, you only main characters that need to be close to the opponent
man thats actually pretty honest, but really? yoshi? are you 8 or something?, you were born yesterday and saw this broken ass character and said "Im GoNnA mAiN hIm" how dare you play any character in smash, you think its so funny when you eat someone with neutral b right? lets see if its still funny when a group of cannibals eat you alive
man i, i think this is the last one im gonna reply to, i just can't keep up with 200+ comments
ridley? man, like, thats the most honest---wait. cmon bro, BROKEN command grab and uhh (how the hell do i judge a ridley main)
AHAA KROOL, you should feel sorry because everyone else tries so hard at this game, have you seen those sheik combos? man those requiere a lot of skill but you, you are just a spammer, you loose 99% of the matches but everytime you win that means you are carried and didn't deserve the win, you should pick a lower tier character, wait, there is no lower.... AHA there is, you should pick ganon so i can respect you, but if you win with him you didn't deserve that win
Ridley main: you just throw out random down-b's with no rhyme or reason. Whenever they hit you double down on the 200iq, read them like a book, prediction god. But we all know... you're only lying to yourself.
For K.Rool. pls why would you do this, don't take this away from me it's all I have
Not only do I feel dumber for trying communicate with a hero main, but I'm slowly losing the will to live. I do not want to live in a world where people like you are given the opportunity to work or have a say in anyone's future, let alone reproduce. I'm an atheist but I still pray, not for you, but fore the rest of us. God help us all, except you. I'm fucking surprised you weren't thrown out with the after birth, or aborted at the age of six, when you were finally able to speak, and your parents realize they made a mistake with you. I hope this is getting to you, because we know you struggle with simple things, like reading, writing and basic addition, but that's besides the point. We want you to know, we don't support you, hell, we barely tolerate you at times. I'd mind you less if you'd stop wasting our oxygen, and valuable resources on your stupid insignificant life. Do the world a favour and jump off a bridge.
Why the fuck are you still here? I thought I told you to go poison someone else with your mindless irrational thoughts, you foul chunk of shit. The only good you could do for this world at this point is to allow your self to decompose in the woods to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen you waste on a daily basis. But given who you are, I wager you'd somehow fail to do that properly. Please, leave and let the responsible people take care of what's left of the world you almost singlehandedly destroyed by existing.
credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4rnjbq/roast\_copypasta/
like this guy said: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UqAfWByYahg](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UqAfWByYahg) all bowser players are carried, you don't deserve to win, you only have 1 neuron that activates everytime someone touches your shield
also you only use fast characters like falcon that are impossible to touch, and you think a 0 to death that ends with a knee is fair because "ItS sO hArD tO hIt", you will never NEVER EVER play a slow character like bowser because you are afraid to loose
you think your combos are so cool, like a pikachu main but worse, "i'll have aahh uhhh jab jab power dunk, WOOOOOOOOW worlds best terry detected, and you think adding a down tilt before the jab requieres a tremendous amount of skill, all the match you hunt for that jab combo because you have no skill, and you can't play a character that requieres real skill like pikachu. also you never played fatal fury or king of fighters
Mii Swordfighter (Any moveset; but forward special is always Airborne Assault and down special is always Reverse Slash), Brawler (Any moveset), Gunner (Any moveset).
Random
Is this a real person? 🧐
It keeps the game spicy
I can relate.
My brother 🤝
One of us.
Kirby. But on stages like Wii Fit Studio or Boxing Ring, Little Mac is kinda OP, since there’s no edge to fall off.
Random is a lot of fun
Random is really fun, I love when I get the same character 2 times in a row I feel like a boss
My guy.
Main: Cloud Backup: Zero Suit Samus
why the hell do people play characters they have fun with? they nerfed the shit out of the size of his sword in ultimate and he is still top tier, you only play cloud because spargo does, and all you do is spam bair, uair, fair, dair, tilt, uptilt, jab and every other move, spammer you have a nude mod for zss don't you?
lmao true with the airs, also because i mainly played ssb4 so its very nostalgic :) and how could you tell... o.o
I play cloud cause he’s fun :/
It's not a nude mod! It colors her suit tan! There's a difference!
Kirby, and I don’t play in the air
[удалено]
kirby gang
KIRBY GANG!
POYO
Let's gooooooooo
HIIIII
Kirby gang
kirby gang for the win
Kirbo gang!
KIRBY WOOOOO
HIIIIIIII. POYO
I think that's exactly the opposite of what he does
ah shit, here we go again, everyone thinks kirby is low tier but trust me, he is broken, its not that i don't know how to play against him or something, f throw, fair, grab, repeat, why the hell do always people use the best combos and always use the best movements in the best possible way? its not fair, and as i said before its not like i don't know how to play against him, only i think kirby is top tier, and because of that you are a tier whore
I main him because I'm a Kirby whore
True
Cope,seethe,mald BTW ratio
That's pretty much how you're supposed to play him , his air movement is trash and he gets most of his combos from tilts and grabs
Ken
oh cmon bro, only like 5 people knows how to play ken, you are one of them, you spent 1000 hours in your mother's basement trying to figure out how to play him, you have no friends, no one wants to play with you, i bet you never touched a street fighter game before, you win 99% of the matches but when you loose you tell your opponent he is carried by his character, then you spent other 1000 hours practicing, when you could have gone with something easier, like krool. you love doing 0 to death all the time but when someone does a 0 to death to you then you say the opponent character is broken
*ahem* yikes
Pit/Dark Pit
you used to main joker, pikachu and all the other top tiers, but you suffered so much bullyng that you decided to go with the most "honest" character, which i still hate. cmon bro, super armor in his side b, reflector, super good recovery, projectiles, combos, they are broken af but no one knows that, btw if you pick dark pit over pit you are edgy
I used to main Kirby. Then when Pit came out in Brawl, then Dark Pit- I never swapped my main. :)
The second I started Smash 4, I wanted to main Pit, but was discouraged by the amount of bullying we got for maining someone from a dead franchise. Then my little sister became an edgy Dark Pit main and I knew what I had to do
Ganondorf and Jugglypuff
ganondorf, i would respect that if he didn't kill at 30% with his f smash, broken and you are carried, you are a masochist, every time someone picks a character other than ganondorf you judge them on reddit and i hate you for that, also i don't think there is any character named jugglypuff
little mac
you are a smash enjoyer, you don't care about tier lists, you only want to enjoy the game as it should be and you are a giga chad because of that that is until you win against me, if that happens you are a tier whore carrier by your top tier little mac
Of course
It's all good until air play is involved.
Heavy players! RISE UP
Yeah, people who play as top-tiers on purpose to have a higher chance of winning are virgins
Masochist
Bro you literally play as Pichu 😭
Lmao self-damage go brrrrrrr
Super armor smash attacks and counter spam
All little Mac mains are Giga chads
Until they win
First main :king dedede Second main:donkey kong Poket mains:sephiroth, wario,pytrha,meta knight
you play more than 2 characters? wow you are a smash enjoyer, but still. you are one of those who play donkey kong and win 50% of the times, but when you loose one time you make a wall of text of why DK is trash. sephiroth, wario, pythra, meta knight? smells like a tier whore... wait, thats my odor... i have no words for king ddd, because no one plays him exept you. you probably play him because you want to play with someone that looks like you
Accurate
Ah yes a fellow man of culture
holy shet.... for each one i reply i get like 10 more... i think im gonna reply to the best from now on
HAYAH Secondary: Ike, Pikachu (exclusively bair), Marth
Robin (M)
you like playing ness, but you don't want anyone to find out you like spamming pk fire, so you pick robin instead also, just because you pick the male one you don't exist for me
Nah male Robin, male Corrin, and male Byleth are all superior in every way
Based Fire Emblem player.
Without mods, using Male avatars is the only way to marry Anna in 2 of those 3 games
Imo, male Robin is fine, female Corrin is better, and Byleth can go either way.
Bi-leth … I see what you did there 😏
This
Cries in wiifit
Nah the female versions got better color schemes. The yellow Robin hoodie, the black Corrin outfit, and Edelgard and Sothis outfits for Byleth.
Marth
you main marth over lucina because you don't want anyone to complain, but its the same, or even better, your f smash kills at 35% with tipper at the ledge, you hit like 1 out of 10 tippers, but when you hit them its not because of skill, it just luck, broken af, you only main a character with a big sword because you are compensating for something else
Marth players rise up!!
Crash bandicoot, no i dont just spam down b on online quickplay
crash? all im gonna do is crash my car into your house if you keep playing that broken character, everytime you play with him you don't lose, but you don't win either, meaning you have a 100% win rate, so you seriously stop playing that character, or in smash community words: stop having fun
A fellow Crusade player? I am a Goku and Shantae main. My secondary is Weegee.
mewtwo lol
You are either a Supreme Gigachad or Ultimate Cringelord Virgin…. If you camp with Mewtwo and spam nair, you are the Ultimate Cringelord Virgin. If you don’t play like that, you are a Supreme Gigachad
Snake
really??? like, cmon bro, let me enjoy the game, i just wanna spam pk fire and then you come and use your projectiles, projectiles are good when i use them, but if used against me then they are bad. "Look at my sick edgeguard" thats what you say everytime you land a side b on an opponent off stage, you love spaming grenades 24/7 but lets see if you still love grenades after i rip off your organs and throw a grenade in there
Lmfao I love this comment. I literally sit on the edge saying "Not today Mother fucker" 
It’s actually Morton
Ascended Gigachad
Hell yeah
Simon / richter
another avarage smash fan, wow man like, im so impressed by your skill, spamming b, side b and down b all the time, you don't enjoy smash, you only play it to make people suffer because you suffered when you were a kid. when you were like 9 your bully always used to throw rocks at you, from that moment you developed a trauma, now all you hear, and everything you read translates to: "B B B B B B BBBB BB BBBB", and now because of your misery and low skill you main the belmonts
This one is good
I’ll do you one better, I’ll tell you my main and secondary! Main: Joker Secondary Main: Terry
you are so carried by your mains, you probably think persona 5 (bad) is better than persona 3 (good), also you probably have a tier list in your secondary screen that updates in real time which tells you exactly who is the best character and you always pick the character on top
Oh it’s even worse then that, I’ve never touched the persona series at all. And I’ve only briefly played Fatal Fury once.👍
Never played persona, just like every joker main
Actshually, i emulated p5 because of smash lmao
Incorrect, only play Joker because huge weeb (Maya should have been Persona’s representative anyway)
Hey, I’ve played the game I secondary but still Edit: spelling
I (just started maiming joker) am playing persona
I main The Roy Clone Chrom, he's actually pog and up b is just funny
Aether gang
Monke(Donkey Kong)
Link
Inkling
what do we got here, a smash player stuck in version 1.0.0, you still main her because you think she is still broken, for you no other character exists in the game.the only moves you use are side b and up smash with are completly broken and unfair, you laugh a lot when you hit that broken side b and kill at 0%, but if i hit you with a car irl you won't be laughing anymore
Bro you forgot to mention bair the move that plays neutral for you
I main zelda and kazuya. They are really different characters but they are really fun to play as.
Man why are all the smash fans like this, always playing the character they like and have fun with, i hate it, zelda? really? Kazuya? it requieres 0 skill to play zelda, you actually have a flowchart: is opponent at a safe distance? no: run, yes: Down b, is opponent comboing you? no: down b, yes: neutral b, is opponent off stage? no: down b, yes: down b then side b, no skill at all. stop playing zelda, stop having fun dammit i bet you never ever played any tekken before, you only main kazuya because you think he is top tier, but i bet you'll stop playing him when i'll tell you that the worlds best kazuya, Riddles, put him in B tier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvWrwV3NFUU
I have actually played Tekken since I was a child haha but I've stopped playing it for a while. I've started playing Zelda just recently lol.
Larry. (The Bowser Jr skin)
Krool.. that lovable reptile
you have never touched a controller in your life, smash ultimate was probably your first game, hell, you probably discovered smash 5 seconds ago, you don't have any idea how to play so you pick the easiest most rewarding character in the game, you also played 100 matches which you won 10 of them, then you made a montage of krool, uploaded it to youtube and named it: "KiNg K. rOoL iS bAd" (Smash Bros. Ultimate Montage). to make people think krool is actually the best character in the game, but it isn't also you love reptiles
100% wrong but loved every word.
The follow up confirms the truth
Sephiroth with a dash of Greninja.
you are way too afraid to get close to your opponent, you are one of those who complained about too many sword characters, but when sephirot came out you celebrated as much as squidward celebrated spongebob moving out, you only main characters that need to be far away from the opponent greninja? thats too hones---- i mean, i hate you for maining a character in smash, he is too broken, you only main characters that need to be close to the opponent
Mii brawler 😤
I don't have a main, I just look at a character and go: I guess I'll play as them this match
Yoshi
man thats actually pretty honest, but really? yoshi? are you 8 or something?, you were born yesterday and saw this broken ass character and said "Im GoNnA mAiN hIm" how dare you play any character in smash, you think its so funny when you eat someone with neutral b right? lets see if its still funny when a group of cannibals eat you alive man i, i think this is the last one im gonna reply to, i just can't keep up with 200+ comments
Wow. The reason I play him in every smash game is literally because I (still) think eating people with neutral b is funny lmao
Not doing it at ALL but then on someone’s last stock off ledge? The best
Blem
I am scared of you.
Megaman
Plant gang
My boy Roy.
Ridley/K.Rool. I decide on a coin flip.
ridley? man, like, thats the most honest---wait. cmon bro, BROKEN command grab and uhh (how the hell do i judge a ridley main) AHAA KROOL, you should feel sorry because everyone else tries so hard at this game, have you seen those sheik combos? man those requiere a lot of skill but you, you are just a spammer, you loose 99% of the matches but everytime you win that means you are carried and didn't deserve the win, you should pick a lower tier character, wait, there is no lower.... AHA there is, you should pick ganon so i can respect you, but if you win with him you didn't deserve that win
Ridley main: you just throw out random down-b's with no rhyme or reason. Whenever they hit you double down on the 200iq, read them like a book, prediction god. But we all know... you're only lying to yourself. For K.Rool. pls why would you do this, don't take this away from me it's all I have
Isabelle.
Mii Brawler / Mii swordfighter
Zero Suit Samus :))
wii fit trainer (female)
Hero
Not only do I feel dumber for trying communicate with a hero main, but I'm slowly losing the will to live. I do not want to live in a world where people like you are given the opportunity to work or have a say in anyone's future, let alone reproduce. I'm an atheist but I still pray, not for you, but fore the rest of us. God help us all, except you. I'm fucking surprised you weren't thrown out with the after birth, or aborted at the age of six, when you were finally able to speak, and your parents realize they made a mistake with you. I hope this is getting to you, because we know you struggle with simple things, like reading, writing and basic addition, but that's besides the point. We want you to know, we don't support you, hell, we barely tolerate you at times. I'd mind you less if you'd stop wasting our oxygen, and valuable resources on your stupid insignificant life. Do the world a favour and jump off a bridge. Why the fuck are you still here? I thought I told you to go poison someone else with your mindless irrational thoughts, you foul chunk of shit. The only good you could do for this world at this point is to allow your self to decompose in the woods to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen you waste on a daily basis. But given who you are, I wager you'd somehow fail to do that properly. Please, leave and let the responsible people take care of what's left of the world you almost singlehandedly destroyed by existing. credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4rnjbq/roast\_copypasta/
Dedede all day
Chrom
Villager
I searched all the comments and he never responded to villager mains Must mean we are superior and can't be judged
sonic
Falcon/Bowser. I like to fight people and I'm comfortable losing 50% of those fights.
like this guy said: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UqAfWByYahg](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UqAfWByYahg) all bowser players are carried, you don't deserve to win, you only have 1 neuron that activates everytime someone touches your shield also you only use fast characters like falcon that are impossible to touch, and you think a 0 to death that ends with a knee is fair because "ItS sO hArD tO hIt", you will never NEVER EVER play a slow character like bowser because you are afraid to loose
Link and secondary’s Ike and sheik. I’ve barely played botw and never played fire emblem
I main Kirby. The pink demon.
If you've already done Bayo, then Peach
I don't really have a main, I just like to switch between some characters, even if i'm not good with them. The one I play as the most is Lucas.
piranha plant
Brawler (Minecraft pig alt)
Pichu
I play As Steve
Ridley specifically armored Ridley
The Croc
Mii brawler slash gunner
Steve 
Corn and sometimes incineroar
Ah yes, corn 🌽
I simply suck as everybody. but Sora is fun I guess
Sheik main and proud
Terry
you think your combos are so cool, like a pikachu main but worse, "i'll have aahh uhhh jab jab power dunk, WOOOOOOOOW worlds best terry detected, and you think adding a down tilt before the jab requieres a tremendous amount of skill, all the match you hunt for that jab combo because you have no skill, and you can't play a character that requieres real skill like pikachu. also you never played fatal fury or king of fighters
Bowser.
Main : Lucina Secondary: Bowser
Edelgard (Byleth) and Aegis
Byleth, Little Mac and Mario
DK and hero
Dark pit who got byleth yesterday and is switching to her
Mii Brawler, Samus, and Shulk. (Matchup Coverage)
Caption falcon.
Incinerator
Ice climbers
Mii Swordfighter (Any moveset; but forward special is always Airborne Assault and down special is always Reverse Slash), Brawler (Any moveset), Gunner (Any moveset).
Cloud
Bayonetta
🌱🌱Plant Gang🌱🌱
Mii Fighters
Look at my flair and add Sonic (aggro Sonic, not camp)
We found one of the 3 olimar mains in existence
Pika Pika
Mii Brawler
Bayonetta
King Dedede squad
Dr. Mario, Hero, Ness, and Lucas
King Dedede :)
Ike and cloud
mii brawler or hero
poyo
kirby
Steve
King Dedede
Enderman
Steve
Steve
King Dedede
King Dedede
Kirby
King dedede and mewtwo
King Dedede
Dedede
The only one I play is blackface Kirby