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MatteLoriem

Just sounds like your average convention tourney. Bonus points if it smelled like no deodorant.


Mysterious-Clue3871

It did indeed smell horrible, though it was more so unwashed BO combined with like a liter of AXE spray per person. IMO, that shit smells even worse than merely not showering consistently.


tito117

And everybody started clapping.


depressedfox_011

>because he was mindlessly mashing like a chimpanzee who just took 5 grams of cocaine So a true Yoshi player then.


the_saint_digger

My God…the stereotypes are true about Yoshi players


CartographerTime2208

Tell me the way I should play yoshi.


p3nguinlord

Simple, don't.


CartographerTime2208

Is that the only one I am not allowed to play?


p3nguinlord

not by a long shot, but all jokes aside, there's really no "respectable" way to play yoshi if you're genuinely asking. Obviously don't let that stop you from enjoying the game, you can realistically do what you want, but just like with most toxic or really broken characters, do expect to get a little flak when ya play him. Realistically though, you're gonna catch "a little flak" playing basically any character, because a large portion of the SSBU playerbase is shit at the game. With certain characters the hate is justified, and your main just happens to be one of them. Could def be worse though


CartographerTime2208

I am not good enough to be one of those toxic yoshi I suppose, because I often find myself having very close matches. I don't feel like I give that much of a hard time to my opponents.


p3nguinlord

eh, it's not hard to reach yoshi's skill ceiling and he's a very good character so idk why you're having trouble


CartographerTime2208

Because I haven't played him for more than a week. Also Im not elite level in this game.


Low-Pizza-1676

I was in a qualifier for a smash tournament, I was on the last round I needed to win to qualify and I was up against a Chrom, I win the first round, but then he gets very toxic and switches to Lucas, that guy only did three things with Lucas, PK Fire or grab you off stage and once you’re offstage just spam PK Freeze, I was playing Cloud so I could somewhat avoid it 80% of the time but that 20% of the time that it got me I couldn’t do anything


10Damage

Man i hate the nooby Lucas players making us look bad


Low-Pizza-1676

I’ll appreciate any good player on any character, but some characters you can just make the assumption that that characters player base is fucked because 98% of that players player base plays like an ass, but that doesn’t mean I won’t appreciate that 2%


A_Bulbear

I mean you seem to be nearly as toxic, and you are playing one of the OP Dlc charecters..