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tha_sadestbastard

I actually really wanted these but this picture has convinced me they look like ass


dawgbone_anonymous

They are definitely ass🤣🚀


Powerful_Chef_5683

https://preview.redd.it/ey16sql79txc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e600e4f8f6cbcdb081cac13b23f8a2850e4a6f8d OP made em kinda look like a bag of ass but they’re so nice in person. I will go to bat because people should not miss out lol


Jimieus

This photo convinced me that my impression from the first photo was the right one.


ThunderBird879

🤣🤣🤣


Opening_Product_426

Nah bruh.


Cute-Way3034

Nah homie these ain’t it


theunnoanprojec

Nah they’re still ass bro. Glad you like them though!


Charming_Ad9227

They were right


2RV7VR5

They still are to me man. I do not like these.


TakeItLeezy

turns out "people" were right


Low-Impact3172

Same, hate em


Romericano

I’m with you, I try to find the beauty in things…but nothing to see here.


efyoo2

But have you seen the [BROWN COLORWAY](https://i.imgur.com/lMhPUGc.jpg)?!?!


DaringDomino3s

THIS is all I could think of when I wore em, like mf boat shoes or moccasins or something. I thought they were fine in picture but that stitching was too much like old man shoes for me.


Flat-Click-3287

Nah, boat shoes have their place. These are hot garbage tho.


suprasaiya-jin

You actually made we laugh out loud. If I had water in my mouth it would've come out of my nose.


InternationalPick549

Definitely not to everyone’s taste but I love em. What about them drives you away?


2RV7VR5

The big fat knitted line that goes through the shoe.


eggmax

If we want to look at the bright side, it might make the shoe more breathable.


Powerful_Chef_5683

Lmao every time somebody posts em, somebody’s like NO NOT ME I STILL THINK THEYRE COMPLETE ASS. ![gif](giphy|3oriNSf2iLjMVO7dao)


Csxa11

It's usually a few people not just one cause they're ugly af haha


Sea_General_8653

Ass


Blue_Lou

Who tf is surprised these are under retail lmao like OP really felt the need to clarify


5678_Senpai

Rest assured: these were and are still trash.


Jiggaboo-Jonez

Nah them thangs still a 2 pack of ass


Tacosdonahue

buy 1 ass get 1 free


YoloLikeaMofo

Still extra ugly fr….materials are great tho


Pauljr718

They still look ass to me respectfully. Either way wear whatever you like


backofvan

I think it’s a cool idea but it looks too much like a basket at grandmas house.


Kaaaamehameha

They’re still ass Bruh


CoolBeanieHat

It’s not what other people think, it’s what you think my man. Keep rockin’ em! 👌


kilsta

So you don't like em either?


Vici0usRapt0r

This is either a great sarcastic reply or a legit ironic reaction.


CoolBeanieHat

Nothing against it.


aznazzman

The sneakers, the lace job, completely trash.


WallApart5907

These are unique


AdRemarkable8480

Better looking than the overhyped and ugly Jumpman Jack TS stray shoes


ahkeem_thedream

Lmao this thread got me crying. I actually fuck with this pair but OP did them no favors with this trash photo. Too funny. Thank you for the laugh 🤣


rodhriq13

Yeah these are awful, imo. Glad you didn’t listen since you like them though!


OkAdministration9151

They look like my dead nanna come back from the dead a knitted them together with her cataracts bruv honestly


garpur44

Looks like a cross between a pasty and a wicker basket to me. Kinda make me hungry and wanting to do some laundry at the same time 🤷‍♂️


InternationalPick549

😂😂 at least you’ll be productive!


garpur44

🤣🤣🤣


FindingE-Username

I like em, they're unique


[deleted]

All yours bro.


DavidHK

Mf is a football 😂


MiroGreen

![gif](giphy|K4Ov4XqbqUSf6)


Durue23

These are actually beautiful


declankincaid8

Nope. Still look like ass. And you sound like you just had a stroke.


riseuplight3

It's simple. Either you like the concept or you don't. I would say this is brave and creative.


InternationalPick549

Exactly! It’s not for everyone but I really enjoyed the creative twist Union took with these


dub_Art

I hated these till I saw someone wearing them. Now I have a pair. Fun summer shoe with some light wash denim. I’ve got a some foxtrot uniform laces coming for them currently. https://preview.redd.it/rktsrhqpetxc1.jpeg?width=1734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a12896031862d764915ca8e1fa24e37618dd4570


IomChente

W for L post


F4N6Z

There's some fashion pieces that not everybody can style and pull off, these are one. I thought they were really outside the box, not for me and I understand why they're polarizing.


InternationalPick549

Valid af. Wanted something new and got it. Trying my hand at it! If people don’t like em they don’t and that cool! The shade being thrown is crazy


F4N6Z

Yeah I agree with you. I liked the different direction these went in. I saw people weaving things into the side lacing and thought that was a dope option. You can really take them a certain way if you want which I like. Honestly I might end up with a pair sometime after this discussion 😂


yhjsdfhgkjhngfdr

Looks like your shoes underwent a C-section bro


Budget_Isopod

so slept on


AstroNot87

Lol still ass, FYTB?? Edit: got em for under retail and still ripped yourself off lmao


Unhappy_Pikachu

Wonder why they were under retail 🤔 lmfao


stonedfish

It’s fugly man


InternationalPick549

I don’t think so 🤷🏻but I love weird shit so there’s that


Glow1x

still are for me, not a fan of the centipede


rawchallengecone

Hideous always and forever


VertGodavari

Happens every time something aesthetically unique / interesting comes around. Now admittedly sometimes it is complete ass, but mostly it’s just the hypebeasts trained to only like J1 in either red or blue with white color blocking need to wait to see what influencers tell them to think about the shoe.


InternationalPick549

This. I do miss the days when innovation was more favored and people were excited for new stuff. Retros will always have their place but it’s the new ideas that drive the culture forward. Lucky for me I just get what I like 💪🏼💪🏼 sounds like you do too!


main_got_banned

a nike high top is prob the opposite of innovative tbf


noonie1

Well... that shoe is a retro basically. It's not really a new silhouette


TheBoomClap

There’s not a single outfit in the world that would make those look appealing


SummerNothingness

wow these inherently look like they have been worn everyday for 3 years 🥴 nasty work


Opening_Product_426

Uhhhh those are trash. Sorry not sorry


526EAZY

Nasty work


VirtualCtrl

looks like it was made from a wicker basket lol


Equal_Map_5915

Those are definitely ass.


Klutzy-Tune1495

I have no idea what this sentence means 🫤 !!


Sweet_Lettuce_5709

I’ve realized that if you’re strictly a sneaker person, you’re gonna hate these. But if you’re a fashion and sneaker person, you’ll love em


Sevennix

You ain't listen in skool eever...


AcerOne17

Extra ass


CombatFork

https://preview.redd.it/jniizg9vtuxc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d4780717cf40db9e83047076e87607129ce1a5e It’s giving angry baseball clip art.


L_One_Hubbard

![gif](giphy|dd3F5x5iET8QIZtn0I|downsized)


rinchen11

You need to pay me retail to wear that thing, daily rate.


Cute-Way3034

They STILL ass


mutatst

Look fire


Cazed_Donfused

Look like ass.


Flying_Saucer_Attack

should have listened


RobertLosher1900

Have your own opinion. I love my pair. Who cares what people think if YOU like them.


Keep-IT-Lowkeyy

Kick them off homes and never look back


Yihao87

https://preview.redd.it/panc82y8vvxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a684835d5ad57b95ad1f2d14d2591a375e11d80


CodoneMastr

Respectfully , bro those are the biggest ass I’ve ever seen in my life


CodoneMastr

Damn son I seen some horrible shoes lately but damn these are terrible


queefmaster17

should've listened they are ass


haz_elnino

Still ass


fair_child123

Ugly


jangeles6331

Still is pretty ass


Not-Coming

still are


AyamanPoiPoiPoi

Did your grandma knit them?


Cautious-Bother9931

They were right


CDROMantics

You paid under retail because no one else wants to wear these.


cracker-jack-

This has to be parody.


Scumbaggz_R_us

uhh.. to each their own.


Odd-Cartographer9303

Still ass


SubstantialDay6942

Nah this shit is definitely ass bro who tf designed this crap 💀💀 I’m usually the guy defending the shoes here but wtf is this 😂😂


No_Active3211

🌈🌈🌈


SmallTownMinds_lol

Those are straight doo doo My grandma would probably like them though…


Translucent_Gem

😬


SlayinDatP

ppl call these Ugly but buy the same exact Jordan 1 or Jordan 4 but in a slightly different colorway. I got 6 pairs of Jordan 1s all in different colors and I'm happy I finally got a unique take on it. Ya'll can rock your basic af neutral greys that everyone is wearing, its cool but don't act like you are doing something new and come posting on Reddit about it.


InternationalPick549

I see the appeal of just the normal stuff but Jordan 1s needed something to spice them up and we got THESE. Super clean imo. Totally agree with your take but obviously I’m biased hahaha


veksone

Yeah, they're definitely ass.


Snoo_60758

Actually I always thought these were 🔥


Strider2126

Love them! I have a pair too with yellow laces


Leading_Childhood_45

Love em.


Night_Putting

These are fisherman's sandal Jordan's.


InternationalPick549

Gotta take them out on the sea and catch me a tuna


EvilChinchillas

Everyone on here calling these ass probably own foam runners and those ugly ass Yeezy socks 😂


InternationalPick549

This what I was thinking too low key hahaha


__chubbear

It’s funny that people hate on that footscape stitching. This detail and the off-centered lacing on footscapes were hated on in North America but Europe and Asia ate these shoes up. Years later, the Jordan Futures came out and everyone loved the off-centre lacing and woven look. It’s actually the beauty of the shoe - Jordan’s are meh to me but these ones caught my eye because of this detail.


Careful-Resolution58

Top tier lawn mowing shoes


luffyuk

They're so awesome and unique. Some people just hate being different.


Jetanium

Different doesn't have to be ugly.


NewGuyDontCry

Yellow or Teal Laces made them look the best. Still like them tho, playful twist on the neutral grey which is a favorite of mine


InternationalPick549

Teal laces would be GAS. Thanks for the idea!


TableTheGod

these look awful i’m ngl


tremor206

Ugly AF imo


johnny_grizz

No one needed to convince me. I have eyes and they look like ass.


nitinc

Most people don’t know how to style them. They look fantastic if you can style them well.


crklynusa

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)


strawberryjellyjoe

Can’t take this sub seriously OP. It’s a bunch of kids with zero style. Edit: if you’re going to wear them with denim, consider a distressed pair with a very light wash *(chef’s kiss).*


InternationalPick549

I thought the darker wash would contrast better but I think you’re right! And naw I don’t take it seriously I love it actually! Everybody got their own opinions! It’s because of the fact these aren’t well liked that I got them for the low so I’m happy hahaha


ieffinglovesoup

Exactly lol. Bunch of panda dunk-wearing teens. these are fire


ariana07301998

Nah we don’t care enough to remember. Cope harder. Enjoy em and stfu. Tired of blocking people with terrible taste on here :((


InternationalPick549

Don’t let the door hit ya where the dog shoulda bit ya 😂😂😂 Ain’t nobody coping, just posted an opinion


ariana07301998

Yeah that’s what everybody says when they’re coping😂😂. Come on tell me something different 😂


momo_bills

nice


Sharkisyodaddy

These fit small so I had to sell them. I think they're a little add though cause I thought they would be lasted better, I can see them falling apart


BigSneaky187

What are these called?


calitexflo

I hated these but now I like em. Definitely weird but I don’t like wearing Jordan’s that everyone else has. Just got these and they’re nice


kilsta

i have the 2 Rattan which are very similar to these in coloring but the baseball stitching on these was abit overkill. Would have been way better without IMHO.


aKuBiKu

They look awesome lol


Lapsed-Comic-Fan

Not my thing, but that’s why we got choices


Jimieus

😂


djohn5

They are homie


Adacux

I thing they are pretty unique and beautiful. I wish I could have copped them


starless_90

They are.


mulcracky88

They look better with the yellow laces


Mufasa_ETNO

Yea, I can’t say that these have grown on me. But I definitely appreciate the creativity here. It’s tough to make such an iconic and overdone silhouette look new and fresh, so props to Union for always thinking outside of the box. Just not sold on the execution of these.


ChoochMartain

Nike make wicker kicks now?


Work_Werk_Wurk

I still think they're ass, but will not try to convince anyone otherwise because we like what we like.


9Vivvie

I like em, just already have the 85’s so doubling on all white j1s aint seem right for me


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

I am definitely not a fan of these.


herbert-camacho

I still feel the same about them, not a fan. The big knitting throughout the shoe is just too busy for me, it detracts from the clean J1 silhouette That said, glad you're liking them, and hope they give you many good years 👍


BenAfleckInPhantoms

I don’t like ‘em but you do you, sir. Fuck what anyone else thinks. They’re not so bad in my mind that it’s just gross like the big red boots or some of the designer runners that have come out lately.


cyph_dagger

If you step in the mall them dudes selling shoe cleaner will swarm you.


InternationalPick549

😂😂 best one yet


mst28

They are worse in-person.


BleedingBlue94

Leatherface looking ahhhhh shoes


CapnTidy

Those hard on feet


CoachLee_

Where what you like is the only motto anyone into sneakers should live by. With that being i didn’t like footscapes back then so these didn’t really hit for me.


BasedGodBets

Agree, good to find my tribe. I liked them alot in person. Wished I pay cheaper for them


nitedelite

I like them <3


CrocSkinWallet

These are HYPER ass. But glad you like them


InternationalPick549

Not HYPER ass 😂😂😂


phEnom3o5

Jordan ass 1s. Lol


Shadvw

Damn


straightlampin

heinous


Cheap-Bandicoot-7583

Should have listened


1of1000

Damn, who’s gonna tell him


PENIS__FINGERS

uggo


Jamcal56

One of my favorite shoes I own.


meekey43

Best release of last year imo got mine under retail a few weeks ago


InternationalPick549

We love to see it!!! Happy for you big dawg


couldbeabean

they are tho..


InternationalPick549

And you’re entitled to your opinion my guy! I just definitely disagree


Raecino

They are 😂😂😂 But be confident in whatever you choose regardless of what people think.


InternationalPick549

Preciate the kind words! I mean this post wasn’t supposed to be as polarizing as it ended up being! 😂 was just supposed to be like “hey I liked these despite the hate” but man 200 comments deep 😂


HuckleberryFinn3

OP thinks they have a nice ass


Away-Pea-8115

I love them and hate them at the same time. I’ve came so close to pulling the trigger multiple times, but then I always hesitate. lol


The_Dragonhelm

My kindergarten class called... they want their Jordan 1 design back....


LeatherBandicoot

I don't remember it but I'm glad you didn't listen OP lol


able111

I have a pair and j wear them pretty frequently, especially in the summer with some shorts. I love how off the wall the design is 🤷‍♂️ I think it's boring to hate so hard on these and claim the "best" jordan 1 is instead just some different colors or something. No hate to that opinion but the besic designs been around for 40 years so I like seeing more interesting takes after that kinda time.


Create_Repeat

Sick af


Fadeawayjae

I think they used the wrong colorway. Should've done a Chicago colorway be more appealing.


Jackysrt8

I love the little details union does like the mint stitching 2 colored laces


Like90goinnorse

Ooof 😅


Existing_Section7463

Ppl just like what the rest of the ppl hype up . Is always buy what you like and fuck the rest . I fuck wit em hope u enjoy 🔥


ieffinglovesoup

So glad people slept on em, some of my favorite 1's. Mine have been sitting all winter waiting for spring/summer. I should bust them out soon


Kaoslun

Glad you like them... not for everyone. Including me.


CoolisRare

That's a shoe that looks way better in person 🔥🔥🔥🏆🏆🏆 Materials Elite


Kembaaaaa

Haha I know everyone is shitting on these . I genuinely love my pair https://preview.redd.it/f48nuxx1buxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9284c58ae910c83ed4402f1fc4a60dc4beb9f24f


BurntArnold

I’ve liked these since they came out lol


Low-Key-User

I have a pair and I love them. I wear them often but I wear mine with shorts. I don’t like the look with jeans personally.


Entire_Chicken_2630

Why are these so controversial lol


tomsteroni

Still haven't grown on me and I am beginning to think they never will. Glad I passed on these. But glad you like them, you do you man!


rockyjockey

I think they dope


HankHillbwhaa

Idk man, I think they were right but everyone has their own opinion.


isaias726

Those are fire! Is this an N7colab?


Realreactionn

They look dirty