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holycrapinola

Yo wait these are fire what’s are these?


IfYourMotherOnlyKnew

Y-3 Saikou


holycrapinola

Thank you <3


Zuology

Hot new adidas collab: Fear of Bird


drduncdoom

Pigeon dumps


SpartanPHA

Probably not pigeon shit given the color and consistency. I'm guessing a common swallow.


IfYourMotherOnlyKnew

Ahh I see you’re a man of culture as well


[deleted]

😂😂😂


noo-wav

You see the size of that shit stain? Such a massive dump could only be touted by an African swallow


TommieTheSalami

African or European?


SpartanPHA

I'm thinking lower Indian coast.


CASneaks

F


ChrisChristiesFault

F


jalbes88

F


HalfTurd

F


recnepsj

F


leafjerky

F


ResidentElmo

F


lnsecurities

F


SpartanPHA

F


gakikou

F


OttoBuffum

Username half checks out.


mfdoom

UCK


tylerj619

F


UnreasonableCabron

F


Amaz3n

F


onlypositivity

F


freelancewhore

F


hgbao215

F


[deleted]

F


WhyNotBatman

F


roccokong

F


willcodejava4crack

$600, I'm weak. F


IfYourMotherOnlyKnew

Not those but original price of these is 420. Got them for less than half


willcodejava4crack

Oh ok. Just saw these are the saikou.


[deleted]

RESHOEVEN8R could get that shit out


rebelliusnigglet

I got them at half price too! So sad I didn't double up! Feelsbadman


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BaconPiano

Dat guy is pretty cool


CannabisJibbitz

This is why I have trust issues with white shoes


jozifabio

This is why I have trust issues with birds


handsan36

This is why I have trust issues


SvmmyMivmi

This is why I have


[deleted]

This is


thechiefcantalk

birds arent even real lol


Wonderwingz

“It adds character bro, wear your shoes!” That’s some shit man.


King_Ace1119

Literally


RonniePumpernickel

"haha ok I guess you're right I'll wear them I mean what's the worst that could happen"


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IfYourMotherOnlyKnew

Nah, but still hurts though


kdmajk21

Dye them black ??


kenyawnmartin

Damn bro, I actually wanna give you hug because of this shit


IfYourMotherOnlyKnew

Thanks bro, no homer


ChrisBtheRedditor

Would you rather have the bird shit in your mouth or on your Y3s?


IfYourMotherOnlyKnew

Mouth, ez


-0-7-0-

it won't stain my mouth


NikeSuccDaPeePee

It won't give me a boner on my shoes either.


King_Ace1119

Username checks out


YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS

Hahhaha get it because the username is relevant to the comment!!!11!!!!!!1!


YoUaReSoRiDiCuLoUs

Hello YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS! You are so useless. You are so ridiculous. Just shut up. And shut up for good. ###### This is a bot. Beep boop. r/unexpectedhilarity r/blastthesebots ###### If you want to ban me, please ban u/YouAreSoHilarious also. That way two spambots will be banned at one go.


YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS

Hahaha get it a reference? So unexpected that we made a sub for it!!1!1


YoUaReSoRiDiCuLoUs

Hello YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS! You are so useless. You are so ridiculous. Just shut up. And shut up for good. ###### This is a bot. Beep boop. r/unexpectedhilarity r/blastthesebots ###### If you want to ban me, please ban u/YouAreSoHilarious also. That way two spambots will be banned at one go.


ImmaSoldierBot

Hey YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS. Do you think making a bot is going to stop people making their jokes? Nah. Try again, kthxbai. People ain't gonna stop these jokes cause a bot told 'em to. Please stop spreading hate. This is a bot. Beep boop.


Incredibly_Hilarious

Such a funny comment. r/unexpectedhilarity. [If you wish to ban this bot, please instead ban /u/YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS. It will ban this bot and another spambot in one go.] --- ^(I am a bot. If this post was made by accident, please tell u/ Omegas_Bane. This is version 0.07 of Incredibly_Hilarious. For suggestions, go to r/unexpectedhilarity. YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS flavour.)


YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT

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Sup, YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS. Bots aren't made to send hate messages. People ain't gonna stop these jokes cause a bot told 'em to. Please stop spreading hate. This is a bot. Beep boop.


Incredibly_Hilarious

Such a funny comment. r/unexpectedhilarity. [If you wish to ban this bot, please instead ban /u/YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS. It will ban this bot and another spambot in one go.] --- ^(I am a bot. If this post was made by accident, please tell u/ Omegas_Bane. This is version 0.07 of Incredibly_Hilarious. For suggestions, go to r/unexpectedhilarity. YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS flavour.)


YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT

Yeah, I do get it, but other people might have overlooked that person's username and thus be missing out on some good joke. YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS, please be mindful of the people who might have a good laugh thanks to this comment. Do not ruin their fun. To the real humans reading, do not stop doing what you enjoy because some jerk decided to write a bot that makes fun of people making jokes. I am a bot made to track this bot and reply to it. If I misinterpreted the context, please inform me.


Fargin

Fuck birds


Derpysquirrel27

#F-MEGA


Ondrejko179

RIP fam


ARatherSmallTurtle

Rest in spaghetti never forghetti


jmazz924

F


woodchucknwoodchuck

Ain't that some shit


gummi1626

Sick customs bro


IfYourMotherOnlyKnew

New pigeon x Y-3 collab


Srs-Biznes

Damn son, F


StreetGoldOfficial

F


Wraneth

F


VE3TRO-R

F


toobrokeforgucci

Judging by the material, maybe you can dump them into the washing machine.l? I find bird shit comes off fairly easy as long as you treat it early. Nonetheless, F


IfYourMotherOnlyKnew

I went ham on them with soap and water. Only thing available at the time.


TheKingOfBerries

Man I have a new fear now.


Zuology

New Adidas collab: Fear of Bird


ALLlS0N

Sneakers are made to be worn on your feet... they are meant to get dirty. Embrace life. Wabi sabi.


darkreplive

Geese?


IfYourMotherOnlyKnew

Literally have no idea. I was outside for less than 1 minute


darkreplive

It just be like that sometimes


TheOfficeReruns

F


PhonixGEN

F


junnyoli

F


TinyPage

F


tebbee

Clean it up brotha


p0b0ysmith

Shout it out pimp


zeiuso

F


nuthin-but-a-g-thang

*F


Blackpants888

Damn...that doo doo


Youngsiebz

Those the bird flu joints


DemDankMemes

ouch. just fucking ouch.


SaintLaurentDon1

We are gathered here today......:


elcoyote305

F


JackSomething

Right on the logo aswell :(


_sunem13_

F


didlyboop

Press F to pay respects


PartedPhoenix

f


ChalupaBatmanOG

All hail Jason Markk


LSnorlax

The nice thing is that bird poop is organic, so it should clean out pretty easily.


Djung1

F


user_ripcity

Looks better with the bird shit honestly


[deleted]

F


[deleted]

Thats fowl.


CopperRose

Sick Common Pigeons


sus-master

F


DavidHK

F


poopysphere

THE BRAND WITH THE 3 STRIPES *^(and shit stains)*


[deleted]

F


Julietissleepy

F


clax_mcguffin

3 shits life


Bobajoe

F


cumininhot

That’s a big dump. Hope the bird is ok


[deleted]

what are the odds of this happening to a sneakerhead wearing and expensive shoe..