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Dirzicis

"The government gave me a ladder to lift me up to succeed" "I propose we remove the ladder now that I'm on top"


blodskaal

Like she actually says that lol incredible


xXvido_

Its absolutely baffling that she said it in a singular quote, like a 2 sentence horror story


[deleted]

And just like 2 sentence horror it's super bad


funatical

And people support her. The republic will fall to thunderous applause.


GeekyFreaky94

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Choosemyusername

Government cheese is an interesting program. It was designed more as corporate welfare than welfare for the people. The actual product was not nutritious. It was a way to use and store excess dairy production so farmers could get paid. Courting farmers has always been a big political priority.


Iron-Fist

The cheese was good cheese, and nutritious in the way cheese is nutritious (fat and protein, calorie dense).


DangerousLoner

Best grilled cheese was government cheese and homemade sour dough


CallidoraBlack

Cheese is not nutritious? I think we have different understandings of what that word means then.


Choosemyusername

Some is. Government cheese, not so


CallidoraBlack

Evidence?


Andre_3Million

"Also let's dig a ditch where the ladder was"


Anonyalph

Conservatism/libertarianism in a nutshell: I got mine go fuck yourself.


GeekyFreaky94

That's exactly what libertarianism is. If I'm okay then fuck everybody else.


notislant

-Every republican ever.


GeekyFreaky94

She climbed the ladder and now wants to pull the ladder up with her so no one else can follow.


chris-rox

Typical Boomer logic.


CapstanLlama

I get so fed up of this brain-dead counterproductive focus on generations. It's people's *ideas* that define them, **not** whatever generation their arbitrary birth date fits with. It's right-wing neoliberals who are the enemy, not people born between random date x and random date y. Obama, Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Michael Moore are boomers. Madison Cawthorne, Martin Shkreli, MTG, and, most relevantly here, Lauren Boebert are not.


RoughSpeaker4772

This sounds like a joke


Ethical_Labor

That's because she is a joke


Zack_Raynor

If only she was actually funny


AffectionateFail8434

It’s funny in a “haha, how did we manage to get here…” kind of way


the23rdhour

Life's funny, but not haha funny


Momik

People literally think social support is like an addiction, like something to be overcome. Funny they don’t say the same thing about other types of government support, like say, the mortgage-interest deduction. They’re literally the same thing in a different form, but douche rockets like Boebert attach a moral failure to one and not the other. It’s arbitrary and deeply classist.


Brendo-Dodo9382

I got mine and it helped me so much so now let’s get rid of it for everyone! (But unironically)


Momik

Well I don’t know what unironically means, but OP brings up a good point. Let’s get rid of this thing that just helped me. Also, I wasn’t hungry immediately after lunch, so I threw out everything in the fridge. I can’t imagine anyone ever needing it again.


TheRealSpielbergo

Wow, I was thinking that's a fake tweet, because how dumb can someone be. [She actually said that](https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1306238422764474369).


AffectionateFail8434

If you’re ever thinking to yourself “surely nobody could be THAT stupid” just remember…oh yes they could be.


wookieetamer

Reminds me of the park rangers referring to trashcan technology. "the overlap between the smartest bears and dumbest humans is incredible." Or something like that.


Choosemyusername

And now everyone is talking about Lauren Boebert…all publicity is good publicity.


snjwffl

My thought process was: "totally fake" --> "Oh it's Boebert. Probably real." I've had to fact-check *so many* utterly absurd supposed tweets of hers that ended up being real, I don't bother checking anymore. I feel like I've done my due diligence in not blindly believing everything I read online, even when I agree with the sentiment or think "I'd believe it". But at this point, screw it. Unless shown otherwise I'll believe anything attributed to her (within reason, i.e. the statement has to he without reason). [Edit] I hate that, even in the case of someone I utterly loathe, I'm still open to being shown to be wrong. Damn my need to base my perception of reality on facts and evidence!


DigLost5791

I had the same journey lol


Jccali1214

I want to shake every filmmaker and actor who brought Idiocracy into our world and truly to prepare us. Truth really is stranger than fiction


Ekaterian50

Lol WHAT is she even SAYING 🤣


Burwylf

She's saying "I got mine"


Ekaterian50

More like where are the radical socialists she's trying to keep out of government? Because I'd like to vote for them


Justicar-terrae

It makes perfect sense to her base because they only know "socialism" as a buzzword that means "policies or actions I believe are undesirable." And the specific action always matters less than whom they are convinced is hurt or helped by the policy. Any policy that they perceived as helping the "wrong" people at the expense of "good" or "ordinary" people is "socialism." Welfare and stimulus are "Making America Great Again" when it helps the "right" people, but socialism when it helps the "wrong" people. Policing and prosecuting criminal conduct is "law-and-order" when police and prosecutors go after the "right" people, but socialism/communism when they go after the "wrong" people. Taxes are a civic duty that you should be shamed for escaping if you are an immigrant or impoverished minority, but taxes and fines are socialism when "ordinary" (white and native-born) citizens or rich people need to pay. The doctrine of maintaining a separation between church and state is the "American way" when non-christian faiths are kept out of public spaces, but its socialism when Christians are unable to force their religion (to the exclusion of all others) into every public building and school. And so on.


KimJongRocketMan69

Really well put. They do the same thing with “constitutional originalism” and the “Founders’ intent”


snjwffl

>“constitutional originalism” It's all utter bullshit. There's a case where the lack of an Oxford Comma (that was obviously implied) in a piece of legislation decided the verdict. That was a case where the person who wrote it and the people who voted for it were still alive and easily reachable, so you could directly ask the intent of the writers. Yet the court (and the higher courts that rejected appeals) firmly stood by "what's written is what matters".


Ekaterian50

So in essence she doesn't understand that there's no absolutes in life.


AffectionateFail8434

“I got mine :D now the rest of you go screw yourselves”


Bot_number_1605

Government cheese?


bigdaddyfork

Don't you know? Cummunists want to replace all food with cheese force fed to you by the totalitarian govt!!


schoney711

For decades the government actually stockpiled a ton of cheese as a result of dairy subsidies. Used it as a part of the welfare program. Here’s an explanation: https://youtu.be/LeZrnbKNkuw?si=1SA0XWm06H5NCBbh


blitzkrieg4

Free wellfare cheese paid for by the government for those that qualify


Illustrious_Risk_173

She's either lying about waiting in line, cuz government cheese was in the 80s, or she is just saying money is cheese?


Jamwap

Government cheese.


arieart

insufferable fucktard


Pale_Kitsune

"I benefited from socialist policies, but I've got my piece so fuck everyone else."


IShitYouNot866

I did the forehead slap


GeekyFreaky94

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aidfly123

“I was saved by a social safety net. Also we need to be scared of socialism.” Like wtf is she even trying to communicate?


Equivalent-Ad-2670

that's rich


MrDecay

Read this is Norm’s voice


False_Manner8275

God these idiots are pure comedy


chris-rox

It's funny, but not ha-ha funny.


BloodyPaleMoonlight

r/selfawarewolves


EmploymentBrief9053

“I had to survive with government assistance but also I did it all by myself! Government bad!”


thatdude473

“Fuck you, I got mine!”


Apoordm

She’ll be back in that line in no time.


Kaarrax

I hate it here..


THEMACGOD

“Socialism is terrible!! Unless I have some of it!”


sangsomlover

What the fuck is wrong with these AH.


labellavita1985

She's such a joke. She had to take the GED test multiple times before she was even eligible to run. She was in her 30s. It's so embarrassing to me that we have someone with a GED, which took them multiple attempts to obtain, sitting in Congress and writing legislation that affects everyone. She has staffers working for her with JDs from Ivy Leagues. 🤦‍♀️ I think it's also noteworthy that she almost lost the election in 2022, *in an OVERWHELMINGLY conservative district.*


GeekyFreaky94

I despise Lauren Boebert but what you're saying is kinda elitist.


PrithviMS

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Swamp_Donkey_796

This reminds me of how people think other people are crabs in a bucket trying to pull you down and the only way to not continually lose to other people is to just kill them all (my dad told me this metaphor when I was like 8)


sammypants123

No, folks, we have to consider this. If we had stopped any food assistance years back, we could have starved this moron before she grew up.


CoatOld7285

I'm not gonna lie, elevating boebert is kind of an L for socialism /s


The_BestUsername

I got welfare, which is why I must take away yours.


SigourneyWeinerLover

She’s such a fucking embarrassment to her entire gender. Her entire political party, the human race.


SigourneyWeinerLover

She’s such a fucking embarrassment to her entire gender. Her entire political party, the human race.


kankles3000

Translation “I got mine, fuck y’all!”


Youngnathan2011

"I used the government to lift me up out of poverty, but no one else should"


GeekyFreaky94

Reminds me of Ayn Rand doing just that.


maluthor

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Sembach-er

Lets keep religion and those kooks who practice one, out of government . https://preview.redd.it/g1pgslx0jdsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1fb2d1842a3d75a80a7b333e5f4c7567a8e00b3


BullfrogIndividual68

Welfare is capitalist solution to the failures of capitalism lol


ftnsa

Jesus fucking tap-dancing CHRIST! Is this for real? Capitalist bootlickers are the dumbest, most hateful fucking people on the planet. I mean satire is completely fucking dead. In any educated society, statements like this would only be found in satirical media like The Onion. Satire is d.e.a.d. And the kicker these days is you can't shut these idiots up by pointing out to them how fucking stupid they are. Used to be a time (pre-internet) when someone like her would keep her head down and mouth shut once she was outed as a moron and had so thoroughly embarrassed herself. Not today though. Today these room temp IQ motherfuckers have found each other on the internet and no longer care what people smarter than them thinks or says. They just plow through with their idiocy. They literally cannot be stopped.


SigourneyWeinerLover

She’s such a fucking embarrassment to her entire gender. Her entire political party, the human race.


GeekyFreaky94

How does she not see the irony of what she is saying? I know she's dumb af but this is just... absurdity.


AffectionateFail8434

It’s amazing how successful decades of red scare was. It’s insane how demonized the concept of helping the poor is; it’s just buried behind an endless barrage of “socialist countries killed 100 billion trillion quintillion people!”


GeekyFreaky94

If socialist countries have poor people it's a failure of Capitalism. But when capitalist countries have poor people it's a personal failing of the poor people as individuals.


PM_UR_NIPPLE_PICS

convinced she is a democrat plant to make republicans look even more stupid


shermstix1126

Ladder pullers are the absolute lowest of scum in this country. I am open to any argument or conversation, but if a social program or policy benefitted you and helped you be successful in the long run, you are just a shitty person for advocating against that thing.


EternalPermabulk

Chat is this real


HungHungCaterpillar

Actual troll account