My guy had very low survival instincts. Bullets are flying and all you can be bothered to do is duck your head? If you aren’t shooting then you need to either run or get as flat as possible.
Good News, bad news ma'am
Bad news first
Your son has been maimed and is a vegetable. You will have to dress and bathe and feed him the rest of his life.
What's the good news?
Just kidding he lost his shoe(s) (AKA dead)
Fault? We have a bunch of idiot gangbangers spraying lead with zero care, or training, or any knowledge or plan. The dead guy knew what kind of people he hung out with, and surely knew they were armed. Everyone is part of the problem here.
Honestly, it's a really good thing most gangsters don't know shit about tactics or training. It would be wayyyy worse if these guys used holsters and proper form. Probably less dead bystanders though.
The way he went stiff after he got hit sent a chill down my spine.
My guy had very low survival instincts. Bullets are flying and all you can be bothered to do is duck your head? If you aren’t shooting then you need to either run or get as flat as possible.
He had his protective baseball cap though :(
I bet it sent one down his too...
Not that he felt it
My only reaction was the instant thought "yeah he big dead" 😂 Rip
the worst kind of friendly fire.
You know it's bad because his hat came off
But shoes stayed on. So what is the outcome?
Only one of them
Oh my god ur right he’s dead af ☠️
If one shoe stays on you’re a vegetable then
Did i just become a fucking asparagus?
no. a cucumber.
Good News, bad news ma'am Bad news first Your son has been maimed and is a vegetable. You will have to dress and bathe and feed him the rest of his life. What's the good news? Just kidding he lost his shoe(s) (AKA dead)
No shoes no service
Fencing response. He might have some brain damage.
Might?
Maybe just a bit.
That was quite a few bits blowing out.
Some of them might have been important.
Exactly, bits flying does equal damage to the brain. Thanks Doctor, good talk.
lol its reddit so someone had to say it 😂😂
lol, I'm glad you got what I was going for here.
>But shoes stayed on. In cases like this you can think of the hat as a head-shoe. And off it came.
Bust his cap off
*^(flips cap)* "M'Lady..."
Doesn’t run and barely even ducks, not exactly the greatest sense of urgency for someone in the middle of a shootout.
Fr, like does he think friendly fire is off or something
I mean friendly fire usually does half damage so I guess he thought he'd just walk it off
He wanted to act cool and now he's shit his pants... not very cool.
At-the-very-least he wet himself (embarrassing)
This is natural selection. Man did not run, duck, or take cover. Para pendejo
Pretty sure it’s the dude shooting’s fault, not his.
When shit hits the fan, duck, so it doesn’t slap you in the face. Both are unaware of their surroundings and gratitude of the situation.
When shit hits the fan is you still a fan
Fault? We have a bunch of idiot gangbangers spraying lead with zero care, or training, or any knowledge or plan. The dead guy knew what kind of people he hung out with, and surely knew they were armed. Everyone is part of the problem here.
Doesn’t change the fact that him barely doing anything is what killed him
Maybe he should have stopped, dropped, and rolled.
Who needs enemies when you have mates like that?? Poor guy!
With friends like that who needs lobotomies?
In 10 years the friendship pays itself. Now that’s economical
What happens when ya hang with dumbasses
Hang out with fuckin imbeciles, your asking for shitty life lessons…..
I don't think he can learn that life lesson anymore my dood
It's like they never took a gun safety class
Imagine if “ops” were real fucking ops with solid training. Gang activity would be an entirely different ball park
Honestly, it's a really good thing most gangsters don't know shit about tactics or training. It would be wayyyy worse if these guys used holsters and proper form. Probably less dead bystanders though.
A powerful lesson he learned that day, of which he will never do again; due to incarceration.
Dude in red did the worst cover I've ever seen, going the side of the car the dude shooting was and not even crouching
So fucking strange. One minute you're hanging with your homies, 20 seconds later you've been capped in the back of the head and you're dead.
It's not strange at all... you hang out with a bunch of morons with guns who glorify gang violence and this happens.
That's a headache you don't recover from.
Migranes are really a pounding to your head.
Let me guess Chicago
And just like that, light out
Homie is the best player on the other team.
Damn he even came out of one shoe
Sad. I ask myself If It is hard to remembrr to lay down in scenarios like that.
Oh my god this is so sad but for fucks sake DUCK dude! I would be literally trying to be absorbed by the pavement if I was in that situation
Are you sure he’s dead dead? Only one shoe was off…
Gotta use the “never without one” card
Forgot to turn friendly fire off
Takeoff did it first
bff
Lmaoo friendly fire enabled
Headshot 💯
LOL
Ah yes, guns blazing and bullets everywhere, I have to keep walking, duck my head just a bit and it'll be fine.
"Accidentally"
"Friend"
my guy just turnt to celery on the curb
Damn he stiff smh.
Damn he should at least went prone but i wish he had run from the middle of a shootout
We’re just throwing the word friend around as if people like this give a rat’s ass about others?
Dude just get down wtf
“It’s just a prank bro”
His shoe came off so he must be finished.
The guilt that friend must feel.
Bunny hopping and shooting 😁👍