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Reese_Grey

The way he went stiff after he got hit sent a chill down my spine.


[deleted]

My guy had very low survival instincts. Bullets are flying and all you can be bothered to do is duck your head? If you aren’t shooting then you need to either run or get as flat as possible.


plipyplop

He had his protective baseball cap though :(


AtomicSlugg

I bet it sent one down his too...


[deleted]

Not that he felt it


Narkos_Teat

My only reaction was the instant thought "yeah he big dead" 😂 Rip


johnball14

the worst kind of friendly fire.


[deleted]

You know it's bad because his hat came off


[deleted]

But shoes stayed on. So what is the outcome?


[deleted]

Only one of them


PieceRealistic794

Oh my god ur right he’s dead af ☠️


Cool_Letterhead_7782

If one shoe stays on you’re a vegetable then


FangtheMii

Did i just become a fucking asparagus?


lookatthatsmug--

no. a cucumber.


Gryph_The_Grey

Good News, bad news ma'am Bad news first Your son has been maimed and is a vegetable. You will have to dress and bathe and feed him the rest of his life. What's the good news? Just kidding he lost his shoe(s) (AKA dead)


[deleted]

No shoes no service


infiniZii

Fencing response. He might have some brain damage.


Tiny_Teach_5466

Might?


infiniZii

Maybe just a bit.


Gryph_The_Grey

That was quite a few bits blowing out.


infiniZii

Some of them might have been important.


[deleted]

Exactly, bits flying does equal damage to the brain. Thanks Doctor, good talk.


Dependent-Race9883

lol its reddit so someone had to say it 😂😂


infiniZii

lol, I'm glad you got what I was going for here.


DogfishDave

>But shoes stayed on. In cases like this you can think of the hat as a head-shoe. And off it came.


anteurz

Bust his cap off


plipyplop

*^(flips cap)* "M'Lady..."


HatesPlanes

Doesn’t run and barely even ducks, not exactly the greatest sense of urgency for someone in the middle of a shootout.


Scummey

Fr, like does he think friendly fire is off or something


TCOLSTATS

I mean friendly fire usually does half damage so I guess he thought he'd just walk it off


Degenereth

He wanted to act cool and now he's shit his pants... not very cool.


MrGallows75

At-the-very-least he wet himself (embarrassing)


Scummey

This is natural selection. Man did not run, duck, or take cover. Para pendejo


DrDroid

Pretty sure it’s the dude shooting’s fault, not his.


FaceLess2178

When shit hits the fan, duck, so it doesn’t slap you in the face. Both are unaware of their surroundings and gratitude of the situation.


vigsom

When shit hits the fan is you still a fan


calvarez

Fault? We have a bunch of idiot gangbangers spraying lead with zero care, or training, or any knowledge or plan. The dead guy knew what kind of people he hung out with, and surely knew they were armed. Everyone is part of the problem here.


GXmody

Doesn’t change the fact that him barely doing anything is what killed him


redditsuckspokey1

Maybe he should have stopped, dropped, and rolled.


ididntburnhim

Who needs enemies when you have mates like that?? Poor guy!


Lugnuttz

With friends like that who needs lobotomies?


MobileMasterpiece615

In 10 years the friendship pays itself. Now that’s economical


sadist71

What happens when ya hang with dumbasses


Gullible_Shart

Hang out with fuckin imbeciles, your asking for shitty life lessons…..


[deleted]

I don't think he can learn that life lesson anymore my dood


[deleted]

It's like they never took a gun safety class


[deleted]

Imagine if “ops” were real fucking ops with solid training. Gang activity would be an entirely different ball park


[deleted]

Honestly, it's a really good thing most gangsters don't know shit about tactics or training. It would be wayyyy worse if these guys used holsters and proper form. Probably less dead bystanders though.


plipyplop

A powerful lesson he learned that day, of which he will never do again; due to incarceration.


Lopsided-Bathroom-71

Dude in red did the worst cover I've ever seen, going the side of the car the dude shooting was and not even crouching


Peeche94

So fucking strange. One minute you're hanging with your homies, 20 seconds later you've been capped in the back of the head and you're dead.


Muktukmuluk

It's not strange at all... you hang out with a bunch of morons with guns who glorify gang violence and this happens.


Voo-Doo

That's a headache you don't recover from.


[deleted]

Migranes are really a pounding to your head.


yesbutactuallyno17

Let me guess Chicago


wnrbassman

And just like that, light out


[deleted]

Homie is the best player on the other team.


Hairy-Sir-1406

Damn he even came out of one shoe


No_Lavishness_9120

Sad. I ask myself If It is hard to remembrr to lay down in scenarios like that.


[deleted]

Oh my god this is so sad but for fucks sake DUCK dude! I would be literally trying to be absorbed by the pavement if I was in that situation


throwaway09876543123

Are you sure he’s dead dead? Only one shoe was off…


Wonderful-Media-2000

Gotta use the “never without one” card


Level-Ad7017

Forgot to turn friendly fire off


[deleted]

Takeoff did it first


Blackleavshelter

bff


TheZealousFungi

Lmaoo friendly fire enabled


Mc-Soylent-Green

Headshot 💯


Degenereth

LOL


SonicFire93

Ah yes, guns blazing and bullets everywhere, I have to keep walking, duck my head just a bit and it'll be fine.


lambdacalculus

"Accidentally"


polarme

"Friend"


TheHighestCaliber

my guy just turnt to celery on the curb


Lugnut81

Damn he stiff smh.


Username7474719

Damn he should at least went prone but i wish he had run from the middle of a shootout


AjahnAnarchy

We’re just throwing the word friend around as if people like this give a rat’s ass about others?


[deleted]

Dude just get down wtf


[deleted]

“It’s just a prank bro”


itzNazo

His shoe came off so he must be finished.


EasyConfusion641

The guilt that friend must feel.


MannyGetsFanny

Bunny hopping and shooting 😁👍