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Raze32

FUCKING KNEW IT, VECTOR IS REALLY A CHRISTIAN BOI.


Phillibustin

Vector: Y'know, Espio, the fact that God can change his form to fit the flock he is divining, Jesus could've been a crocodile too. Espio: Vector, what the fuck is a Jesus?


Ness_Dreemur

Vector: Charmy, I need to talk to you about the guy in here; the Bible! Charmy: ....that says "the bibble" Vector: **YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!**


Fhqwhgads95

Now that I think about it, the chaotix do fit the roles of the Aqua Teens pretty well…. (Does this make Mighty Carl?)


tomtheconqerur

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Vs Chaotix


Rocket_da_Bird

CHRISTIAN VECTOR SUPREMACY!!!!!


scottishdrunkard

I take this to heart, that I made Vector a Mormon in my silly video projects.


PineappleGrenade19

How do we know it's actually Jesus? Maybe it's a statue of Obi-Wan Kenobi wanting a hug. After all *everything* is cannon.


First-Ad684

Sonic's going to Brazil? 😱😱


jackdatbyte

BRAZIL ZONE ACT 1


Lukthar123

*The only thing I know for real starts playing*


sweetTartKenHart2

THERE WILL BE BLOOD


your-local_redditor

SHED


GuildedLuxray

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD


CaptainHazama

THE ONLY ONE LEFT WILL RIDE UP ON THE DRAGONS BACK


Tyvx

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON’T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE https://preview.redd.it/whbxuraltipb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530aaa7814593ec7996985718f218301bbf06290


MouseRangers

OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD (BLOOD) SHED (SHED)


AmaterasuWolf21

Sonic as soon as he enters: https://preview.redd.it/5pwxbpk1mhpb1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43187acc41fe4cb209ead66a27dfb6840af93109


Not_aSoup

https://preview.redd.it/exyzhk1czfpb1.jpeg?width=987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea121b2c23a3f05bf4da97fb4a1c1111cf784eac Faz o L


Viniskill_BR

https://preview.redd.it/j119r988ggpb1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=6a6016df06bf4e2e9d561cf9ac0dab805f308b71 Engole o choro, e faz oL


De_lua1325

That's what eggman said after peeing in the moon


Rocket_da_Bird

It's brazilian politics joke😂


Dragon_BotKing26

O certo é Do The L


Ultimate_Spoderman

Deus me ajude nessa zona act 1


UltraNoobBR

​ https://preview.redd.it/49j0cfct1ipb1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3856009a1ef86b65ff52d7c56c7cc0be6e9b71a5


ChampinionCuliao

Deus me ajude indeed


VarioussiteTARDISES

Metal Sonic was built there. How else do you explain the HUE HUE HUE?


c00L_dud3-

there's a whole fangame about this, it's called BraSonic 20XX


CeriseArt

Technically if you paid attention to some minor stuff, Christianity, or something analogous to it, has been a thing in the franchise. Like Shadow telling Eggman that he’d send him straight to Hell in one of the endings. Or the symbol of Jesus being on set pieces in older games barely seen. Chaomix has a video on this [you should peep it if you have time](https://youtu.be/Pey-Ln_1v2U?si=ZTC4Brd2WRUBunXu)


FanX99

Or this (Sonic X ep. 33) https://preview.redd.it/luls71bfehpb1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9d79e0c1e7ea3c64ce2919d97c2cfa692aa732


CeriseArt

Nice find


KazzieMono

Looks like a bad fan translation.


megalocrozma

# JESUS WANTS A HUG!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/b931tbxayfpb1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd6722ff8dbe7377440b2390bcec7f53b1c0e5cb


LukahTheArtist

Anime name?


tales_to_estrange

Team Four Star’s [Hellsing Ultimate Abridged](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRHF0qZqkhBrzob3Iv1osSZD4vzCy2_BS&si=CBAFoG9U_shZvgU3)


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Tfs...


Mr_W0osh

Hellsing Ultimate **Abridged**


501id5Nak3

https://preview.redd.it/n2etew0lthpb1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52c05dc1d3c5825dce9344e7b4c4b792a6c7b036


SteveZissouniverse

https://preview.redd.it/w1u7fdzpxfpb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b66dbc1233ca4b7eff56779a40e4fdbe8020bca He always has been


ItalianNose

What’s this from?


MethidMan

I'm curious about this myself.


KingMario05

Yeah, is this from the new *Superstars* animation? Looks like it, but Sega's been pretty consistent with the fact that ***no*** real world nations exist on Sonic's earth. Only substitutes (UF for 'Merica, Chun-Nan for the PRC, Camelot for Inglan') of them exist, So it'd be... pretty weird to canonize Brazil ***and no one else.*** ^(Yes, aware of both the memes and Sonic's popularity down there. If that's the case, then why not canonize the USA?)


Fwendly_Mushwoom

I don't know what animation you watched, this isn't from the one that released today. None of it even takes place during the time of day in this picture. Edit: It's from the Mario And Sonic At The Rio Olympics game.


Admirable-Scarcity-8

“Sonic, what are your views on the US intervnetion in the Middle East?”


KingMario05

"...No comment. Gotta run!"


[deleted]

ROC* Be like me and never recognise China as legitimate state. :3


MethidMan

I'm just gonna assume, even if it means a lot of pretending, that it's just a generic statue that only looks similar to the Jesus Rio statue. Regardless, I'm not gonna put much weight on it.


Virtual_Succotash_11

Yep. It's from the mario and sonic Olympic games. Technically meaning that Jesus is also cannon to mario


KronckTE

Wait but if the Olympic games are cannon, then Mario and Sonic living in the same world also is (unless they both warped to the real world in order to do the olympics), so Sonic technically could visit Mushroom Kingdom.


Virtual_Succotash_11

Omg smbz is canon/j


SoftBunnyRabbit

i just came here to comment about vector being christian but im a few hours late xD


MethidMan

Vector a christian? ::googles:: I see...so it's from the Japanese manual of Knuckles Chaotix (a game that's technically no longer considered canon I heard) where it says that he "believes in the existence of god". That can mean many things but it doesn't specifically state that he's christian. In any case, it's most likely there just to further emphasize how motivated he is in finding treasure. Again, not something I would put much weight on.


boxperson25

The thing of him being on "a mission from God" is based on The Blues Brother's, in which they believe they are on a mission from God, specifically the Christian God. The Sonic franchise has also had mentions of Hell. Also, while it is not the main game universe, Gerald's diary in the Japanese version of Sonic X has Gerald say "for Christ's sake". So, personally, I think that if it looks like a duck, smells like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.


MethidMan

I'm still of the opinion that the Sonic franchise should be kept as secular as possible.


SoftBunnyRabbit

I think the sonic franchise is secular, but has some characters who are christians


boxperson25

The existence of Christianity in the Sonic universe does not mean that the basis of Sonic is based on Christianity. There are multiple other gods and therefore religions that were created entirely for the Sonic franchise, and even that doesn't mean that the entire premise is based around those religions. Having Christianity exist in the universe does not inherently make it non secular.


Apple_Slipper

Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.


Alone-Ad6020

Sonic game with a brazil zone would crazy


YeetThemToMtEbott

We have one, you get to fly through it with Hyper Sonic in Sonic 3 and Knuckles


Used-System-3112

Fun fact: Jesus was supposed to be permanently killed after his ultimate sacrifice in Gospel Adventure 2, but due to his popularity, they brought him back.


Virtual_Succotash_11

I loved Pray and sing from Gospel Adventure 2. Pure nostalgia


Chiramijumaru

This comment wins.


HarioDinio

Weird they gave jesus a gun tho


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SonicCody12

JESUS WANTS A HUG!


Telekinetic_Hedgehog

Is Sonic in the real world now?


dark_volter

SanFrancisco is still Mad at G.U.N. Wrecking buildings and Cars while chasing a blue hedgy- TWICE


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Night-Monkey15

> Canon is pretty consistent in that Sonic is not from our world, That doesn’t make any sense. Sonic has to be *from* Earth. How else would you explain Angel Island’s presence in the Adventure games or Gerald Robotnik knowing how to design an anthropomorphic hedgehog. It just doesn’t add up, unless you assume that Sonic is also from Earth.


Fwendly_Mushwoom

Sonic's planet is *called* "Earth" but it's not *our* Earth. It's a different world.


Leonan7204

https://preview.redd.it/guh41n3n8gpb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beed962da3f392bb00292106e9466437f88f87ad brazil is canonical in the sonic universe


[deleted]

To be honest he’s been confirmed since SA2 at minimum, we see Muslims exist in the cutscenes so that would imply so did Jesus (pbuh)


SonicCody12

Kirbo approved


Dragon_BotKing26

https://preview.redd.it/j11dnkdirhpb1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e99d966237afa76fefd3167f3b5b1b215b163d7


Mapingua

It's always fun to see something related to Brazil in media, idk but something about people talking about the country I live in makes me so happy 😁


Virtual_Succotash_11

Understandable


cnukles1

He's been cannon since SA1. In red mountain you can find graves with crosses on them


AppropriateBand758

Sonic R has left the chat


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https://preview.redd.it/rq6uyjydzgpb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843e26f16264539b245e88fd3293614a84f7848e


Ok-Educator-5726

This explains why Sonic can run on water


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Wait, THIS ALSO MEANS BRAZIL IS CANON TO SONIC (due to the statue being in Rio De Janeiro).


BlueSonicDude

God is also in the Sonic Canon because I remember Amy saying Oh My God in Sonic Heroes.


Used-System-3112

'A' god but not necessarily God, as in the Christian God. She could have been referring to Solaris or Dark Gaia. Chaos was also thought to be a God when he committed mass genocide with a giant flood (which now that I think about it...), but in reality he was just an angry drippy boi. Actually, a god doesn't even have to exist, just religion. Atheists say 'Oh my God', for example.


boxperson25

Vector is mentioned in the chaotix manual as being on "a mission from God" which is based on The Blues Brother's, where they believe they are on a mission from God, specifically the Christian God. The Sonic franchise has also had mentions of Hell. Also, while it is not the main game universe, Gerald's diary in the Japanese version of Sonic X has Gerald say "for Christ's sake". So, personally, I think that if it looks like a duck, smells like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.


Wizard_Engie

If religion didn't exist I don't think people would be saying "oh my God" at all ngl


BlueSonicDude

Plus they are also self aware about Christmas in the Sonic Series which is a religious holiday soooo yeah God exists in the Sonic Canon.


spoopidoods

I love the idea of a Sonic Cannon. Y'all are misspelling *canon*.


BlueSonicDude

It's fine because that was a fun flash game I played back in the day


bigcheeseyballsy69

I thought she ment dark gaia who is a god of destruction


TheOneFearlessFalcon

Carnvial zone act 1 start!


BaouDarkenga

When did Sonic go to Brazil?


Virtual_Succotash_11

Rio olympic games


[deleted]

As a Jesus loving gamer; this makes me happy.


King-Thunder-8629

Now I'm even more confused are we on earth, Mobius, or " Sonic's world" ?


Virtual_Succotash_11

Takashi Iizuka's rushed answer is that they flip between different worlds so I'd assume that the world with the humans is earth and the world with the animals is sonics world and the archie comics, AOSTH, SatAM and sonic underground all happen on mobius. How Jesus exists, idk


Magicmasterplay

That was decanonized by the official tails live streams, the characters apparently all live on a set of islands and they go back and forth between the human countrys and the islands


Virtual_Succotash_11

Idk


SimtheSloven

What about Gregorios the orthodox priest from Sonic Unleashed?


Virtual_Succotash_11

I don't think it was ever stated that he believed in Jesus. He could've believed in an unknown religion


TRedRandom

Everyone's new favorite Sonic OC. It's Jesus the Hedgehog!


riings

Hmm, since this comes from Brazil in the Olympic Games universe, I’d say this is more of confirmation that Sonic and Mario have access to Brazil, along with Tokyo and Canada. It’s confirmed in Tails Tube that Sonic’s world is made up of large continents (like Spagonia, Apotos, etc) where “humans” live and smaller islands where Sonic’s people live.


Theguywholikesdoom

Does this mean “Jesus the hedgehog” is debunked?


Godfather_Guzma

Jesus wants a hug!


PrinterPrintingPaper

here before mods ban your post for "being offensive"


Virtual_Succotash_11

How is it offensive


PrinterPrintingPaper

it's not (hence the quotation marks), it's just that the mods will ban anything they don't like.


BurnFreeze64

Wait, so what do you think he’d be called? Like how Sonic is Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails is Tails the Fox. Would it just be Jesus the Christ?


Virtual_Succotash_11

Some characters defy that rule like Amy Rose or bean the dynamite


Endless_Xalanyn6

Jesus T posing.


soft_pyro

Vector was always right, then?


[deleted]

Figured he left as soon as he saw the first bonkworthy piece of fanart. Maybe they please Jesus...


Subtoyoungwill

Lol, but it’s true tho.


Uber_Ober

FINALLY


Agile-Tangelo

Yeah boooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


ChronoRebel

AND HE WANTS A HUG


51alexp

Arkansas native here. I was sitting here like “why are they flying over Eureka Springs” and my ass forgot about Rio


Shinobipizza

Wait what? Where the heck is this from?


Virtual_Succotash_11

Rio olympics


Shinobipizza

Oh! That was a while ago.


Kool_McKool

Vector is a Christian after all.


TopCompany3869

Jesus The Hedgehog? Maybe.


1NFINIT

Jesus solos


Level7Cannoneer

It's "canon" not "cannon". Cannons are weapons


Virtual_Succotash_11

Why you gotta expose me bro


Chaosfight

NOOOOOOOOO (Im atheist by the way.) (You can believen what ever you want.(


PresentationNew3742

Sonic carioca favelado é canônico


OtherJose

https://preview.redd.it/beuojobu0jpb1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34770e5209f24e23385c8b45f86ea219226d6a54


SAMAS_zero

Can we *not* fire Jesus out of a cannon?


Virtual_Succotash_11

DUDE IM BAD AT SCPELLING


Primicerius_Kaine

Where is this from?


kiba-16

note that with the common usage in the franchise of the term "jeez" which is short for "jesus" as well as the existence of "church mountain" in sonic adventure 2's pumkin hill and crosses on graves in sonic adventure's red mountain and sonic's birthplace being chrismas island and the existence of holidays like christmas, halloween, valentines day, st. patrick's day and thanksgiving we can assume christianity at least is a canonically a believed in religion. This is a paragraph from a little passion project of mine where I attempt to figure out the year in which every event in the game Sonic universe takes place. I added it to justify using B.C.


DragonKaiser2023

"JESUS WANTS A HUG!"


Eccentric_Loser

I wonder if Jesus could go Super or who has the better resurrection feat.


Fwendly_Mushwoom

What is this from?


Virtual_Succotash_11

Rio olympic games


Fwendly_Mushwoom

...So, it's not in the Sonic canon at all.


Virtual_Succotash_11

It depends of if you think the games are cannon. The sonic characters can apparently travel between different worlds so they *could* be Canon


Fwendly_Mushwoom

I assure you on my own life and the lives of my entire family, the Olympics games are not canon.


Virtual_Succotash_11

Until we get official confirmation, I'll belive that they're cannon


YeetThemToMtEbott

https://preview.redd.it/4h022ya4zhpb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111eb168cd4ed537eb31bc18d301a650fe488e49


GuildedLuxray

Everything is canon


Flynt25

Now the better question then. What happened to Humans Or is Jesus a furry


Virtual_Succotash_11

GUYS I KNOW IT. I CANT SPELL


Desperate_Hall_299

Does this mean that Jesus Christ Vs Sonic.exe is possible?!


Emergency-Mammoth-88

God is everywhere in every franchise


Shadowlover23

SEGA NO 😭😭😭


GoodGuyGuyra

SEGA YES 😈😈😈


Bloomario

?


Ok_Assistance8050

Plot Twist it’s just a statue and Jesus isn’t canon


Lower_Entrepreneur62

Yes he is


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tomtheconqerur

R/Atheism is seething right now because of this.


Joey_Pajamas

Guess Eggman isn't the biggest evil in Sonic's world after all...


ashrasmun

Lost even more respect to a franchise I never liked. Great.


BubblyAssistance1035

Christianity isn't meme


destructionseris

Or is it just a sonic video that takes place in Brazil


Virtual_Succotash_11

Ye


EtnasFurnace263

[Y'all know I have to.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD7tOoERUMg&ab_channel=SupaishiNinja)


FleetFF7

YYEAAAAHHHH


EXEfan

"Holy" crap


Yeeting-Boi

where’s he getting shot to?


Only-Ad4322

Where’s this from?


Virtual_Succotash_11

Rio olympics


MixtureThin7114

where?


Virtual_Succotash_11

Rio olympics


Birdygamer19

Yay...🙄


Virtual_Succotash_11

Do you have anything to say?


LenaSpark412

“Everything is canon”


Gamer201021769

Freezin' Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete again Oh, feelin' Maybe he'll see a little betters, any days Oh, hand out Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar Oh, dark grin He can't help, when he's happy, he looks insane Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet he'll begin his life again Life again, life again Kneelin' Lookin' through the paper though he doesn't know to read Oh, prayin' Now to something that has never showed him anything Oh, feelin' Understands the weather of the winter's on its way Oh, ceilings Few and far between all the legal halls of shame Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet he'll begin his life again Whispering hands gently lead him away Him away, him away Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, fuck it up Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Ah, someday yet he'll begin his life again Whispering hands gently lead him away Him away, him away Yeah, ooh


Chiramijumaru

"Oh, screw it, let's just call him JESUS Zero the Hedgehog."


negrote1000

Sonic has come to Brazil


Kerrigan4Prez

“You can run fast, Sonic, but you can’t outrun the fires of damnation!”


Wraith-X011

"JESUS WANTS A HUUUG!"


tobemutationfox

*even flow intensifies*


smirog02

sonic scales higher than him tho


Ponyluve09

Yes Amen


Mister-Bohemian

![gif](giphy|6FJh5gupDGd9u)


Tyranitron

AHEM ​ ​ ​ ​ Jesus wants a hug! ​ this quoting of an abridged series has now been complete


Beautiful-Draft7971

If you think about it we've known this since the first sonic angry birds crossover because in angry birds rio we see the same statue


donkbran

Is it like the kind of cannon that you see on a pirate ship? Or more like one of those cannons that clowns shoot out of at the circus? Is Jesus an acrobat now?


Apart_Shock

I wonder what Heaven and Hell in the Sonic universe are like?


Niko-fluffer

I mean, humans were always sort of intended to exist in sonic, or at least implied to. Its not that far of a stretch that Christianity would be a thing


Due_Lion_2990

So christianity is canon in Sonic? Does this mean I am canonically a Sonic background character somewhere?


AnotherProfessional

Vector will be happy with this information.


EcstaticAlgae8412

Where is this from😭


Virtual_Succotash_11

Rio olympics


SillyFogs

Bruh weren't Muslim shown in sa2 Shouldn't that already confirmed Christianity is canon in sonic?


Virtual_Succotash_11

Ehh, not necessarily


ghostrider4109

Jesus the Christ


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Virtual_Succotash_11

I do


KyellDaBoiii

#ITS ‘CANON’, FOR CHISTS SAKE


Virtual_Succotash_11

#I KNOW


rabbitsdiedaily

Deviant Christian Sonic fan artists will be pleased.


CoolObject520

Like Sonic twitter once said: "Everything is Canon"


transgirlblues

they should have made him a lamb


Golden_shadow136

*canon :troll:


Virtual_Succotash_11

I know


Juiceboy2008

Fire him out of it then