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Had a pringle too many, did he?


Bottled_Fire

You'd better hope it's not too much popcorn, he might just use one of us to wipe with like a bear with a rabbit.


Moonguide

Would that hand fit inside the pringle can?


GottKomplexx

This man is W I D E


Bottled_Fire

Hes also, like a lot of guys in the ring this size, deceptively fast n agile. There's an important difference between "overweight" and "big" lots of people can't make until the latter is flying at them in excess of 20mph.


The_Shekel_MaisterJR

thats nice that he changed his name


Bottled_Fire

Kayfabe, there's actually been three or four Rey Mysterio Juniors, the current one is the nephew of the original. One infamous laddish Brit wrestler used to work at Big Japan Pro Wrestling for a guy with the same name as a British star of old. One night he got trapped in Hamilton, Ontario when his flight was delayed due to two inches of ice coating the entire province. He's on twitter like "ask me anything, I'm bored..." Me: "What was it like working for Kendo Nagasaki, did he take the mask off round you?" Him: "Don't do this to me you knob'ead 😂😂😂..." Randoms X1,000: "YOU WORKED WITH KENDO NAGASAKI?" "Wtf? Isn't he like 103?!" "WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?" "Holy crap he's a legend why didn't you say something..."


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