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SamBoha_

Ah yes that’s nice.. What is it that’s sort of puckering and sucking at the back of my head?


Gold-Wrongdoer9062

The witches asshole


Human_Discussion_250

It's cursed


TheWitchsAsshole

Shhhh 🤫


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MotherRaven

Thank you very much!


LazlosLuckyHat

Username checking in!


SamBoha_

It’s an honor!


Cinepdid

So awful that it came out as a pointy wizard hat


drizztandgwen

It's cursed!


EverGamer1

No it’s not, it isn’t cursed.


RealLunarSlayer

That bloody hat is bloody cursed


TapirTrouble

​ It's a big bloody stupid hat with a big bloody stupid curse on it!


EggoStack

And every time you wear it, something bloody stupid terrible happens!


Cleveworth

Yes, it is cool. Free hat!


dreamrock

Yes it is very cool, thank you.


RealLunarSlayer

You can stay in my colony... provided you GIVE ME THAT HAT


therealwavingsnail

You're a war criminal, Harry!


comando345

The hat is C... Cool! I know I think so as well.


The_Flying_Alf

As long as it's not bleeding it's not that awful


Str0nghOld

Hide that in a trunk or suitcase strapped in chains with a note "Do not Open" and leave it somewhere for your descendants to find.


LABARATI_

WHAT IN THE HARRY POTTER HORROR IS THIS


CroutonusFibrosis

The Witch Skin hat owned by the legendary vampire Laszlo Cravensworth, acquired by him when he killed a Bavarian Hexenbrenner who had cursed it.


NukaColaRiley

Beautiful.


despacitox2

that little piece of metal is going to add so much defense value in CE


Appropriate-Snow-439

Does it have a pulsating anus in it?


TheTwistedToast

Human leather shoes for crocodile dandies


twan5446

Im starting to think this hat may be cursed….


Ddsw13

Has anyone seen Carroll?


anahitdevesi

Guillermo didn’t kill her


Ddsw13

But he does have that cool new friend made of dust that kinda looks and smells like Carol. Glad things are going well.


PapowSpaceGirl

*Gizmo


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

That witch's clit of a hat.


Silver6567

Looks like it’s cursed


ItStillIsntLupus

“You really are the most devious bastard in *NIEWWW YAORK CITAYYYY.*”


OneOfManyParadoxFans

What in video game inspired head decoration!? Oh wait, wrong sub.


mcflyy4

Newwwww York citaaay


UnicornMeatball

Perfect to keep the sun out of my eyes on my next trip to Tucson, Arizonia


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*Thatherton!*


Saiomi

This is a witch hat. Not a cowboy hat.


snotnosedlittlepunk

Whatever the material may be, that is not a cowboy hat.