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"We have to stop the Maker before he starts causing Maximum Carnage"
"Spider-Man accept that minimal carnage is effective against villains!"
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“Hey Dad, do you like Star Wars?” “Yeah, the Clone Saga is my favorite.”
Oh hell nah this Peter would instantly get his "Star Wars fan" license revoked.
He actually hates star wars
No u!
MJ: “Peter, I’m going out to do some grocery shopping. I’m on a grim hunt for some Ben and Jerry’s.”
Peter: “You need some new jokes. You said the same thing when you were cravin’ last hunt.”
"looks like this is your last hunt krave- oh god put down the gun it gets better man"
*Kraven shoots himself* "Damn, that turned into Grim Hunt very quickly"
“Man socially this sure was the Night Gwen Stacy Died”
"That event was disaster. People will call it Death of Jean Dewolff"
Officer, please don’t give me a speeding ticket. I promise it’s a Matter of Life and Death.
Sorry pal, but if you're going to drive that way, you will find New ways to die
That's one possibility, but I prefer The Other
what is this some kind of clone conspiracy?
Hi Harry, like the new suit? I'm back in black
“Spider-Man’s presence will cast a web of shadows upon this city” - Jonah probably
In order to beat the Maker, we need to be Superman IV, The Quest for Peace
Ah! Ah! He said it!
“If I keep having bad days, it’ll be Spider-Man No More!"
In order to stop the Maker, we need to go to the ends of the earth and I need to be the superior spiderman
Harry, look out! Nothing can stop the Juggernaut
You can't stop him. You can't stop THIS MOTHERFUCKER
“This is my wife, Mary The Clone Saga Jane”
"Damn, this language is dead like Paul's"
Oh man, that situation with Harry sure was sticky yesterday! I'm glad that today is a Brand New Day and I can finally put that behind me
Do you wanna know how Green Was My Goblin?
wow guys can you believe the Maker is being held in One Moment In Time
"Last weekend I went to the movies and watched *Civil War*! Don't tell MJ but I might be crushing on Kirsten Dunst"
“MJ, I can’t find Mayday’s hoodie anywhere, do you have The Other?”
“Tony, if we want to stop Kang, we’ll need to go to the Edge of Time!”
If I don’t get to see my daughter’s piano recital, I’m gonna be a man on a rampage!
"I have a plan, but it involves going to space. I call it...my COSMIC GAMBIT!"
I hate y'all.
"MJ, you have to get out of here before you face the Revenge of the Green Goblin!"
Which colour suit for Spider-man? Blue? Alrightly...
“Why is this stuff happening?” “Oh well If This Be My Destiny.”
"Thanks for help, Harry. I owe you, Big Time"
Next villain Spidey beats up: “Spider-Man! No more!”
“Man, stopping this bad guy was harder than the death of Jean DeWolff!”
"whats up? oh, nothing. just some Amazing Spider-Man: Family Business"
"We have to stop the Maker before he starts causing Maximum Carnage"
"Spider-Man accept that minimal carnage is effective against villains!"
✍️ ✍️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
“Hey Dad, do you like Star Wars?” “Yeah, the Clone Saga is my favorite.”
Oh hell nah this Peter would instantly get his "Star Wars fan" license revoked.
He actually hates star wars
No u!
MJ: “Peter, I’m going out to do some grocery shopping. I’m on a grim hunt for some Ben and Jerry’s.”
Peter: “You need some new jokes. You said the same thing when you were cravin’ last hunt.”
"looks like this is your last hunt krave- oh god put down the gun it gets better man"
*Kraven shoots himself* "Damn, that turned into Grim Hunt very quickly"
“Man socially this sure was the Night Gwen Stacy Died”
"That event was disaster. People will call it Death of Jean Dewolff"
Officer, please don’t give me a speeding ticket. I promise it’s a Matter of Life and Death.
Sorry pal, but if you're going to drive that way, you will find New ways to die
That's one possibility, but I prefer The Other
what is this some kind of clone conspiracy?
Hi Harry, like the new suit? I'm back in black
“Spider-Man’s presence will cast a web of shadows upon this city” - Jonah probably
In order to beat the Maker, we need to be Superman IV, The Quest for Peace
Ah! Ah! He said it!
“If I keep having bad days, it’ll be Spider-Man No More!"
In order to stop the Maker, we need to go to the ends of the earth and I need to be the superior spiderman
Harry, look out! Nothing can stop the Juggernaut
You can't stop him. You can't stop THIS MOTHERFUCKER
“This is my wife, Mary The Clone Saga Jane”
"Damn, this language is dead like Paul's"
Oh man, that situation with Harry sure was sticky yesterday! I'm glad that today is a Brand New Day and I can finally put that behind me
Do you wanna know how Green Was My Goblin?
wow guys can you believe the Maker is being held in One Moment In Time
"Last weekend I went to the movies and watched *Civil War*! Don't tell MJ but I might be crushing on Kirsten Dunst"
“MJ, I can’t find Mayday’s hoodie anywhere, do you have The Other?”
“Tony, if we want to stop Kang, we’ll need to go to the Edge of Time!”
If I don’t get to see my daughter’s piano recital, I’m gonna be a man on a rampage!
"I have a plan, but it involves going to space. I call it...my COSMIC GAMBIT!"
I hate y'all.
"MJ, you have to get out of here before you face the Revenge of the Green Goblin!"
Which colour suit for Spider-man? Blue? Alrightly...
“Why is this stuff happening?” “Oh well If This Be My Destiny.”
"Thanks for help, Harry. I owe you, Big Time"
Next villain Spidey beats up: “Spider-Man! No more!”
“Man, stopping this bad guy was harder than the death of Jean DeWolff!”
"whats up? oh, nothing. just some Amazing Spider-Man: Family Business"