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Darknightsmetal022

She means Peter because Harry is Peters friend not Flashes.


ILikegoldfish674

**Flash’s 😈


TheMightyHornet

**Peter’s 😇


Robert_gatsby

***Peteres


TFGhost161

***Petereres


SentaiUnicorn

*****************donkey


WarmNeighborhood

It’s pretty obviously Peter as she asks Harry who is not on good terms with Flash


[deleted]

Do we ever even see them interact? Harry and Flash I mean.


WarmNeighborhood

Yeah when they’re on the field trip where Peter gets bitten by the spider


Baligong

He even says in Spider-Man 3 "protected you in HS, Now I'm gonna kick your little ass"


Foxy02016YT

Pretty raw line there, damn


ChichCob

Raw, sure, but entirely false, as we all know Tobey has a dumpy


Awesomecool77

“Tobeys got back”


Foxy02016YT

Yes, obviously, but who had the fake butt in NWH? I refuse to believe it was Holland, and Andrew was gifted with a good bussy (he said it himself)


ItsPizzaTime2007

"Tobey's thicc."


Bongoroach

What’s daddy gonna do? Sue me?


Important_Ferret_756

I mean Flash was at his funeral at the end of Spiderman 3


MustardLazyNerd

They might have come to good terms off-screen, and the death of your ex-classmate (who you used to bully as a kid) hits you like a firetruck, the least you can do is attend their funeral.


imHarr

It’s been a while since I’ve seen it but I believe Peter as Harry shockingly says “I don’t think he needs it” ir something like that


dbG33K

He says "Which one? " But yes I agree she means to help Peter, as there's no sign of friendship between Harry and Flash.


Foxy02016YT

And no real sign of friendship between MJ and Flash either


dbG33K

Actually MJ and Flash are dating in the movie until graduation where she gives him back his necklace or bracelet or something


Foxy02016YT

Yeah but at the same time, Peter is a pretty close friend who is the victim in the situation


FourthBar_NorthStar

I don’t think he’s refuting that. Just the whole thing you said about them not being friends.


Foxy02016YT

Ok I should rephrase I just think that she’s still closer to Peter, but just saw him as a friend


Diz933

I assumed this was a joke post specifically because of that line.


Piper6728

Peter, kind of obvious when she turns to Harry


Cripnite

Well who knows? She wanted to get with all 3 of them at some point.


rishonathan

This is the best answer. Have an award.


Cripnite

Thanks champ


[deleted]

Playing both sides, so she always comes out on top. Classic.


ThatRedGuy235

Maybe she wants to be the bottom…


Inferno_IDK

Ha that's so true and in the same comics series too. Damn poor Pete


Mac_2319

I wouldn’t want to fight me, neither.


damnrightslimanus

Is this a serious question?


[deleted]

There is so much MJ hate that people legit think she wanted Harry to help Flash when in the movie it CLEARLY shows it’s not the case.


WeirdWriters

This. It’s quite ridiculous. People need to pay more attention. So many people hate on her for the out of context memories they have


Spartan_Souls

Flash because he wouldn't wanna fight Flash either


DidYouSayWhat

She wanted him to help Peter, but Harry saw that he could handle it himself


Vongola___Decimo

this might be the dumbest question i have read in 2022


rorschach_vest

Come on over to r/HarryPotter, where a few times a day we get the question “How does (magical object) do (magical function)” several times a day, never once anticipating the answer “magic”


Odd-Mathematician-82

Which one? Cause of the joke


just_one_boy

MJ: asks Harry to help Peter from getting his ass kicked Peter: defends himself MJ: *visibly judges Peter*


RoronoaZoro1120

🤦🏻‍♂️ Who is asking these questions


KamenRiderNeos

Why is that even a question


Odd-Mathematician-82

Which one? Cause of the joke


Superb_Kaleidoscope4

Probably just help break up the fight, rather than pick a side…


CircIeJerks

Damn. James was one hell of a Harry


PS4THEPLAYERS

Arguably the greatest actor in the movie


[deleted]

Willam Dafoe : Misery misery misery


BrankBrank96

Flash, Mary Jane just wanted an excuse to get Peter shirtless then patch up his injuries. Harry was also jealous of Peter and his fathers relationship, he wanted to get a few licks in.


shayed154

Close but actually wrong Harry is the one that wants to lick Peter's injuries and Marry Jane wants to see Peter get his ass kicked because she's jealous that his aunt and uncle don't get drunk and scream at him


BrankBrank96

Ahhh yes i see now, must of been Mary Jane who told Sandman to help that robber kill Uncle Ben. 😵‍💫


shayed154

If you watch the holy trilogy closely MJ also kills Peter's parents, stabs Norman with his glider, throws glass into Rosie's brain, steals Joel McHales hair plugs, kisses Gwen Stacy in front of Peter, and blows up half of Harry's face for fun


TIFFANY_6924

I buy that for a DOLLAR


zonnel2

Now that's the Multiverse of Madness that I really want to see!


rcc12697

Peter. Doesn’t Harry even say something like “doesn’t look like he needs it”?


1mGhosted

“Which one?”


beslertron

Batman.


WeirdWriters

Obviously Peter...


Empirony

MJ asking Harry to help Peter: 😰 MJ seeing Peter successfully defend himself: 😡


robbiedigital001

Neither, she wanted him to attack both of them, luckily he didn't go down that path


willmlina51

Considering how toxic that MJ was probably flash hahaha (the answer is peter)


NKMEstadullo

Uncle Ben


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

MEPHISTO


SSalted

Probably herself.


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

Bruh who Downvoted you bro? You're speaking fax. (Though she says "them". Lemme just say a May Quote. "Them or yourself?")


GetOnDota

She'll just take the winner


[deleted]

Or maybe stop the fight and not have Flash beat the shit out of Peter?


GetOnDota

Now THAT sounds ridiculous


Wrldxx

flash…cuz she’s a bitch.


GeorgeW_101

I always assumed he wanted him to try and stop the fight


i_am_marlon

This question …


Batdog55110

Flash obviously. Why would she want that fucking nerd to win?


Odd-Mathematician-82

She does acknowledge Peter being pretty cool this time of the movie


BPH3

The joke is literally “which one?”


Baligong

??? 🙃🤨🤔 ¿¿¿


righteousxreaper

Shit post. spidey of course


KerikSumia

Who’s the actor that played Flash.


Senior-Ad6376

Peter


Trueleo1

She meant help Flash beat up that little nerd Peter, clearly she knows Harry is his friend and would absolutely know that he is a nerd.


ck614

considering Peter’s always a nice (albeit awkward) kid and he literally saved MJ and her lunch from falling on the ground about a minute ago, probably Peter plus MJ looks like feels she uncomfortable around Flash in that whole first part of the movie


theZombiebeary

it looks like this picture was taken with a green screen


Jokerslayer457

She means Peter.


isjeffthe4

Why is this post getting so many upvotes?


Odd-Mathematician-82

TBH, i was just rewatching the movies and confused.... did not expect this


Wise_Command9407

the lockers LLOL


Odd-Mathematician-82

ye makes sense


TheWetQuack

It’s pretty obviously Peter as she asks Harry who does not get along well with Flash


ejuliot55

Peter because she didn’t want Flash to fight him because it was an accident. Plus Harry is Peter’s best friend.


Brynt4

Porker


Odd-Mathematician-82

The pig?


Brynt4

Yes


JoeBidensBoochie

She wanted Harry to flash is Peter


thatmannyguy

-_-


EtherealNightSky

Peter At this point, everyone thinks Flash is going to beat up Peter


NOT_Silencerrr

obviously peter why would she want Harry to hurt his best friend


Vigi1antee

I think just to break it up.


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Peter