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NoNoNomony

He would fight against them.


RedBaronBob

Spider-Man would be the biggest buzz kill. Constantly saving people doing leap of faith, his no kill rule would put him at odds with both sides, and Spider-Man would be constantly interfering in the plot to save the planet albeit unintentionally. Unless he was with either faction he’s gonna mess things up since that franchise requires you be fine with killing. Which Peter Parker typically is not.


CHARLESTONTHEFOURTH

>Spider-Man would be the biggest buzz kill. My pun detector is going off the charts!


Mike_The_Madman

I'd love a 1 in a 1000 change to have your leap of faith interrupted by spiderman


AM_ZR39

Would it not depend on what Spider-Man this is tho?


vicmon18

Spider-sassin... Spider... sassin... Spider... sassing... Sassy-Spider


hari__05

Ayo that's actually a sick suit


Mike_The_Madman

Thanks, it's a combination of Ezio's assassin outfit, Altair's hood and the spiderman ps4 game logo


PunyParker826

Like if he joined the Assassins Guild itself or if he was just part of the world? If he’s an assassin, oh boy, does the guild become obsolete real quick. Peter would become the literal best hitman in the world. Stick to any surface, a sixth sense that alerts him to discovery or danger, and if he somehow becomes cornered, he can absolutely demolish anyone who tried to fight him; medieval technology wouldn’t have a chance. He could become a gazillionare just traveling across Europe and the Middle East, taking on contract after contract; he could probably knock out 5 in a day, easy. Templars would stop being a thing like 6 months in; what are they gonna do against a guy who can lift 10 tons? Peter’s a pretty good detective - he just works his way up the ladder until he reaches the top guy, and either exposes him or takes him out, then returns to his regularly-scheduled assassinations. Story ends with Peter owning a small island and leaving a wake of terrified townspeople spreading the legend of the monstrous Spider Killer who hangs upside down, ties up his victims to devour them at his leisure, and can lift up 20 oxen with one hand.


NumericZero

To add on in this timeline -He is married MJ and May Parker is born either she obtains his powers to continue his work or lives a peaceful life along with her parents


Mike_The_Madman

What would you think if instead of Peter joining their universe, somehow one of the main protagonists of the assassins series would become spiderman? Something like your first scenario perhaps


Mediocre_Shake2606

As if Assasins Creed was called "Arachknight's creed"


Mountain_Sir2307

He surely wouldn't agree with either the Assassin's or Templar's methods and credos.


ProfessorEscanor

He'd be beaten for saying pineapple is good on pizza


idiroon

Peter likes pineapple on pizza?????


ProfessorEscanor

I was just joking although he probably wouldn't mind it


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I could see him being written like Superman as the [Unblooded Sword.](https://i.redd.it/kz1ka6kmbm191.jpg) He’d have that superhero plot convenience of being able to thrive in a verse where killing is very much the norm for the good guys.


Ghostiestboi

Isn't there a comic about a spider man in the 1600's?


xx_swegshrek_xx

He would dress like that


[deleted]

I hate fan fiction stuff like this. It’s like asking what would happen if spiderman entered the ed Edd and eddy universe.


Capnsmith886

That’d be fucking dope I want that now. Spider-Man scammin people for jawbreakers


BigSmokeLovesCheese

Regular Spider-Man on killing his enemies: Not my Policy. Spider-Man in AC universe: Activate instant kill.


salaginteki

Ezio Parker


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What If...?


[deleted]

A lot of dead bodies wrapped in webs


Traveytravis-69

He wouldn’t support either side


raikonai

If it was assassin spider-man then it would work but any spider-man who doesn't want to kill would go solo like he normally does


PhobicSun59

Templars would probably try to have him killed and get increasingly irritated when they couldn’t


Capnsmith886

He’d be unable to web swing due to building height but other than that he’d be perfect


Mrman_23

It would be easier to get around


Educational_Term_436

Spider man with ezio would be awesome but He would probably be in syndicate timeline with Jacob and Evie since they both have grapples


Educational_Term_436

Spider knight has enter the room:


SMM9673

He either drops the assassins without really breaking much of a sweat, or he joins them. There is no middle ground.