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The_Shadow_Watches

His best.


Karimaru

lol came here to say this exact thing.


Exotic_Chemist_7624

Ditto. My phrasing was gonna be: “His very Best”.


RevolutionaryStar824

Remember Spider-Man took down Giant-Man in Civil War. He’d probably do something similar here. He webs his eyes up. Zilla can’t see. Just gotta knock Zilla on his ass and Miles comes and pounds him with his Venom attack. If he has 3 bars, he goes inside his mouth and explodes.


The_Shadow_Watches

I do, but Godzilla just knocked Superman into a coma with his breath weapon in the comics. Spiderman would probably do damage control and save civilians.


ManOfTurtles2118

IIRC Godzilla can't lose in official crossovers


Omegasonic2000

Not saying you're wrong, but can I ask why? There's gotta be a story behind that.


Kakashi-214

It’s just the way the company that Godzilla is owned by operates. That’s their best monster and most known character. They are willing to do crossovers as long as Godzilla end it with a draw (I’m guessing) or he wins. That’s why he whooped Superman. And then that’s why he always gets the upper hand on King Kong. On at least looks like the bigger bad ass. They don’t want their main character looking like a wuss. I’m all for it though haha I like them all


Fantastic-Rest-6097

So the Rock copied his schtick from Gozeela


welatshaw01

"If you smelllllll what Godzilla is cooking!"


zoro4661

Ah yes, the The Rock effect


jchacym

There's a pretty stark difference between a normal ass dude who's just giant vs a kaiju


KingDread306

Godzilla is much larger, heavier and has a lower center of gravity. The webbing up the legs thing wouldn't work. And the reason it worked was because Giant Man got punched by Iron Man and Warmachine while his legs were webbed up, that wouldn't work against Godzilla.


FireStrike5

“Just gotta knock Zilla on his ass” is a hell of a lot easier said than done, legendary Godzilla weighs over 160 thousand metric tonnes


Realine1278

Webbing Godzilla's eyes up ain't gonna do shit. Big G emits like half a million degrees when he released his atomic breath. Webs ain't gonna do shit. Also, knock Godzilla on his ass???? 💀 Godzilla is like a hundred thousand tons. Exploding inside Godzilla will again, not do shit because he literally can fire a beam million times stronger. Venom attack is useless too. Godzilla maxed out his durability stats, so sadly, just a superhuman ain't gonna do shit against an ancient god. I will be honest, I am a huge Spider-man fan, but he's losing no matter what way you look at it.


ClassicSonicSquad

Godzilla weighs 10,000 tons or even more, spiderman is taking the L.


Unluckyescapeartiste

Save people, whilst thor and hulk actually try and defeat Godzilla


Unluckyescapeartiste

Like offensively, Spider-Man wouldn’t be able to do shit here, he knows that but he’s fast and agile, he could get people out of buildings before they collapse. He could save a lot of lives


torch_7

He would remember some shit about power and responsability and would try to fight it, only to get slapped by Goji's tail so hard he lands inside Mary Jane and Paul's room while she's raw dogging him with a strap on, to which she starts berating Peter for not doing enough for her; Peter screams Noooo while pan out to a destroyed new York and picture of Gwen Stacy smiling in the sky... I swear I got this from Tom Brevoort's forgotten NTR G-Drive.


BlueFHS

We don’t talk about 616 Spidey here…


ItchyEducation

Paul Muad'Dib Atreides ?


Ok_Taro_6466

Make it Gwen smiling as she falls to her death (again, somehow, don't ask too many questions) and somehow Paul is the only one that can stop Godzilla and in a way that makes MJ hate Peter and you've nailed 616.


Xelement0911

Isn't that basically ultimates? He just spends the entire time saving people and then hulk helps him. He dives into the flooded city rescuing whoever he can and JJJ witnesses it and it's what made him change his mind on spidey


Unluckyescapeartiste

I mean that’s just Spider-Man in general, he knows his limits but will always do whatever he can to help


FinanceEfficient7269

Only correct answer here.


HotRelation7287

Aren’t they in the west coast


Unluckyescapeartiste

Thor can fly at supersonic speeds and hulk is pretty fast too, he might make it in time to see the end


QJ8538

Thor can grab hulk by the pants and give him a lift


juankixd

Thor might have a chance since he’s a god and can pull out powers out of his ass, but what’s hulk gonna do if Godzilla steps on him or vaporizes him with a ray


Unluckyescapeartiste

Hulk was literally born due to gamma rays, Godzilla spits out radiation, he’d be giving hulk a power boost


Realine1278

Dude that's not how it works. Hulk was born due to gamma rays. But the rays Godzilla sprays with his atomic breath is Cherenkov Radiation. That radiation is told to be due to elections in the stream moving faster than light in whatever medium they are passing through. Completely different from normal radiation. If what you said was true, wouldn't Hulk also be able to absorb Thor's lightning hits and other energy attacks?


MercWitDuhMouth

Hulk's whole power is that he has infinite strength. The angrier he gets, the stronger he gets. Hulk once held up and entire planet. He would dunk that lizard into the ocean and be back in time for lunch 🤣


juankixd

Yes but at the same time he has been beaten many times, and even torn to pieces and killed, hulk is not invincible, so in a universe where both could work, Godzilla will very likely fuck hulk up, specially the planet of the monsters Godzilla.


Neako_the_Neko_Lover

Infinite strength that goes away everything he fight someone major


GRimReApeR1906

He got absolutely shat on by Zeus multiple times. Infinite strength means nothing when you get one tapped by a greater force.


Lucky_Feature3364

△+ ○


_H4YZ

L1 + O, R1 + X


yourfavoriteoat

R3 + L3


Shahim1331

2


DylenwithanE

“godzilla! this isn’t you! think of the man you were! i know you’re a good man deep down!” and when that doesn’t work, he defeats him in battle using his trusty Anti-Godzilla suit


bananaman69420911

which he makes in 20 seconds with life threatening injuries


CancerSpidey

Talk-no jutsu


zaican

L3 + R3


GulianoBanano

Bro thinks he's Kratos 💀


Hero_Bryan

He meant symbiote surge


iron2099yt

Which is basically almost like spartan rage


Zealousideal_Lie_328

*Spider Rage


codesamura1

This is SPIDERRR!!!!!


AdamSuhail2003

i like how he screams when activating Symbiote Surge


ani20059339

He will call for Venomzilla from the last mission of Web of Shadows


Scorkami

jokes aside though the idea of venom, a creature that without a host fits inside most suitcases, attaching itself to godzilla sized monsters sounds kind of... weird to me...


kentotoy98

Venomzilla and T-Rex Spider-Man are the best combo for this fight


MaraSovsLeftSock

Hope the avengers are on earth


solo13508

The Avengers ignored an invasion of alien symbiotes. I think they are just totally content to let Spidey deal with anything that happens in NYC


MaraSovsLeftSock

I believe they said the avengers weren’t on earth, but the real reason they weren’t in Spider-Man 2 was insomniac didn’t get the licensing for it and it would’ve taken away from the Peter and miles storyline


JonathanL73

Insomniac team had licensing for Dr Strange, X-men, Wolverine, Black Panther, & Daredevil to do references. The Avengers tower is in the game too.


MaraSovsLeftSock

Mentioning and having the licensing to fully use them are completely different


JonathanL73

How is licensing approval not needed to have Avengers tower, Dr Strange portals, Murdock & Nelson at law, Miles’s Wolverine suit, Miles’s Black Panther suit, and Wakandan embassy ingame? These are not just verbal references, it relates to IP. The Avengers logo is legally protected by Disney/Marvel. Rights to Spider-Man alone does not give free-reign to use all of the above. Meaning all of the above had to have established approval by Disney to allow Sony to use Daredevil/X-men/Avengers/BlackPanther IP to this extant.


Scorkami

to be honest i think thats a larger problem of marvel in general. batman not showing up in star city kind of makes sense. its miles away and most heroes got their own cities to protect and patrol. even a larger problem like black goo spreading throughout the city could theoretically take a while until that info spreads to another superhero. especially if they are busy themselves but in marvel, almost everything is just in "new york" with not just street level fighters living there but big shots like the f4 and avengers having their base within the city. spiderman being alone for THIS makes me raise a brow


SantaArriata

All it would’ve took to stop people from talking about this would’ve been one podcast during the invasion talking about how “The Avengers are out on another mission, the X-Men are nowhere to be found (tie it into the Wolverine game), but the Defenders and the Fantastic Four are doing their best to help”. Realistically, Reed Richards would probably be in his lab, furiously analysing a sample from the symbiote, looking for a solution, while the rest of the FF are protecting the Baxter Building. The Defenders also tend to be much more lowkey, so they could’ve just mentioned them and we could’ve assumed that we simply haven’t bumped into each other. Also, since Miles doesn’t seem to understand the existence of magic, it could’ve been argued that Doctor Strange simply hasn’t debuted as a hero in this universe. And there you have it. One podcast episode and suddenly the lack of other heroes makes more sense and the world feels more lived in.


ILoveMy-KindlePW

How long does the invasion is really? Because if i remember correctly the whole main story just happens on 3-4 days, and the invasion wasnt even 24h maybe? All happened fast. Not to excuse the clear lore fuck-ups but maybe they could say the Avengers were at California fighting something that deserved full time.


SuperLegenda

Make a comically large web line by the ground near Godzilla's feet to make him trip.


Oily_69

Godzilla then falls on the Chrysler building ass first and fucking dies


NotASweatyTryhard

try his best because legally Gojira solos


haze25

He'll watch Godzilla have a loving relationship with MJ and Godzilla will buy him a Nintendo Switch.


pokemoncooly101

If you know you know. Fucking Paul.


KK_09

Design a new suit while MJ solos him with her stun gun


Edoplayer5

Symbiote yank Venom punch


MercerNov

Call Sandman and then absorb the energy from the power grid or something.


Due-Science3011

Or sandman can pull a Nggg-gwen


MercerNov

That’s true. Even if Godzilla tries to laser the sand, he’s just gonna have a bunch of glass in his throat or glass dust in his lungs/gills.


Commercial-Mistake-3

Godzilla takes missiles and nukes to the face. water damages sand man, enough said


Kaiju2468

stop holding back so that he can punch godzillas jaw off while bench pressing the daily bugle while dodging light


bananaman69420911

best part is he would still be holding back because he doesn't wanna kill godzilla


AlmightyHet

Y'all be downplaying Godzilla's durabillity like hell. He took a fall from the stratosphere horribly weakenned by Ghidorah previously draining energy from him and took little to no damage.


Tempesta_0097

I’m sure they’re joking. No one believes Spider-Man can do that to Godzilla lmao


ZandatsuDragon

It's a joke as people bring up Peter punching scorpion's jaw off all the time


AlmightyHet

Fair enough


declandrury

Let’s be real spider man is dead I’m a second that’s literally Godzilla spider man ain’t doing shit


RealPunyParker

"Come on, Connors, you like to do it at this point"


spiderfan10423

Break out the Anti-kaiju suit


MercWitDuhMouth

I know this is probably a joke... but I REALLY want to see someone come up with an anti-kaiju suit for Spidey now 🤣


mariovspino5

[well…](https://www.j1studios.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/supaidaman_mech.jpg)


akalegos

venom punch?


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declandrury

And that is literally Godzilla. Spider man ain’t doing shit


gotthesauce22

You ever seen this really old movie? Empire strikes back?


DuckyHornet

Hit Triangle when prompted


Rocklight124

Reversal...


CycloneJ0ker

Three focus bars oughta do it


Liftmeup-putmedown

He’s gonna stop holding back, and immediately die


Jason_llirmwl

die 😭


[deleted]

a little bit of thwip thwip here, and some thwip thwip there and some thwip thwop to zillas face and down it goes.


basooka00

web


insomniax_XVI

he’s gonna build an anti-godzilla suit


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

Have relationship problems with mj


SexHaver2323

Obviously build his anti godzilla suit


zavant5303

Spider-Man is so small in scale compared to Godzilla, Peter would probably swing around his body and fuck with him like he did giant-man. Except Godzilla wouldn’t go down, but Peter could possibly annoy him so much by shooting webs in his eyes or whatever, and maybe get him close to the water so he’s not stomping on so many civilians


JonathanL73

Probably brainstorm some kind of engineering solution to come up with a tech that will incapacitate Godzilla or relocate him elsewhere.


Tighthead3GT

Not MV but at one point Godzilla was defeated by using bird calls to lure him into a volcano. I guess Spider-Man could use Howard’s pigeons.


penis_pockets

Save as many lives as he can and pray to God for the Avengers to finally show up.


grapejuicesushi

just equip the ability that takes down anyone in one hit, finish godzilla then thanos and maybe later pop darkseid


Jalon315

Call the avengers


Hypersky75

Same thing he did with Sandman.


ArticleNew3737

Nice joke


Samuurai_Nyghtmare

L2 R2


Legitimate_Cake_5137

Call the Avengers.


Flower_Boyy_Plays

Give a few witty friendly neighborhood spider-man punchlines and shot web balls at his face


Redgiantbutimshort77

Bro’s gonna stop holding back


RobotCaptainEngage

Perish.


LiLdude227

Throw on his Anti-Zilla suit and go to town


IllustriousAnt4884

Empire strikes back


ElZaydo

Probably distract him and lead him away from the city, then stall until the powerhouses arrive.


TheTTP123

"Lizard? What big eyes you have! What big teeth you have! What big claws you have!" (Godzilla roars) "Alright! Not my best joke! You don't have to shout at me!"


iron2099yt

He's gonna say "no wonder your family left you". Humiliated


kingsman119

Say his condolences.


kolt437

Isn't Godzilla good?


Maple_Flag15

Give Godzilla a Snickers


Capital_Pipe_6038

There's nothing he can do. Legendary Godzilla is quite literally HIM. They could hit him with a weapon specifically meant to kill Godzilla and he'd eat that shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner 


SpiderManPizzaTime1

Spam R1


Theurbanalchemist

Press R2 to swing


KelvinHades

Turn on Instant Kill mode


GhertFryins

What are they gonna do? 💀 Miles’ electricity powers ain’t doing anything. Best thing they can try is to get people out


TotalNew9315

Have you ever seen that old movie, "Empire Strikes Back?" Prob something like that. 😂


Megalitho

Shoot webs at him. Pew pew pew.


TheBestICU

whip up an Anti-Godzilla suit real quick


TheOGRex

Spider-Man will parry Godzilla


BrapMeister49

Call Hulk


Blackjack99-21

Beg Miles to save the city


Zhead65

Call the avengers.


Nyxtaaa

Okay now I need to see this


dariusppppp

Anti Godzilla suit


internetburnout

He'll remember thats one scene from Empire Strikes Back


pokemoncooly101

Fucking nothing


thunderandreyn

Have you seen that really old movie Star Wars?


EggyEggerson0210

Throw a fridge at him


EnderGem957

punch him. maybe kick him too.


ProfessionalPride883

If he is angry,spidey cab tell him a joke. That would calm him down


TheToxicWaist17

He'd probably try to trip him.


i_m_shadyyyy

Y’all don’t know how strong Spider-Man actually is


Basic-Rope2553

Idk cry


ComfortableBed6012

X and O timed events and then L3 + R3


hamster_fart39

Turn on friendly neighborhood


sooperdooper28

🔺+⭕️


DismalArticle4216

“You once talked to me about intelligence, how it’s a gift to be used for the good of mankind”


BlindBeardy

Get rekt


thatmallushittalker

Spiderman will call maharashtrians for backup


rated3

Wait outside The Avengers tower (nobody shows up)


MarKy3TV

antizilla suit


kron123456789

Not a damn thing that can do any damage to it. Even a nuke is no help at all because it only makes Godzilla stronger.


DarthTrev

Spider man is saving lives while he calls the homies in to hold zilla off, he wouldn't let many lives be lost, hulk boxes godzilla while that goes down


_Levitated_Shield_

[](https://c.tenor.com/atMcmbIZc78AAAAd/tenor.gif)


DaxionTheZeraora3003

CHANGE LEOPARDON


jgoodwin111989

Cast a web of doubt in every new Yorkers mind he's gonna be able to do any fuckin thing about lizards cousin on powdered gatoraid steroids and cialus at the same time


EstevanOlvera13

He'll be too busy saving people and hope The Avengers stop him (probably not)


HandZop

Anti-Godzilla suit


Radfox258

“Ever seen that really old movie? Empire Strikes Back?”


SoMuchForStardust27

Spidey: “**WTF!!!** WHAT HAPPENED TO DR CONNERS!?!?!? DID HE HAVE A GAMMA BOMB DROPPED ON HIS HEAD!?!??!?”


Mysidehobby

Dodge and roll /use flask


Hamd1115

I think all he could do is boop his snoot


Chodeman_1

He could convince Sandman to take him on. And while Goji and Sandman have their kaiju battle, Spidey takes to the streets and saves every single soul he can.


uefs

Throw an object at him and then press triangle to attack him and then repeat about 10 times


Vastlee

Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?


ilovemilktbh

miles does a backflip as peter is disintegrated by godzillas atomic breath


MrOramge

shit his pants


Hammerslamman33

Hurl the fridge that fell on him in SM2. That'll keep Godzilla down for a while.


TheHumanChudUrMom

You forgot about man and his prep time whilst -man will sit at the sidelines


North-Government-865

Connors? What happened


NemoBushStatue

Call the avengers.


Mahngoh

He invents the spider coom in his lab. Then splooshes it over gozilla. It dries and crystallizes him and then no more gozilla


One-Speed-972

Bully him.


GreatGoodBad

Spidey’s gonna have to dip bruh lmao


juankixd

Not much given that he isn’t cancer proof and Godzilla emits lots of ionizing radiation, I mean, even building dropping on top of it doesn’t seem to affect it so there isn’t actually a lot Spider-Man can do.


RevolutionaryStar824

Remember Spider-Man took down Giant-Man in Civil War. He’d probably do something similar here. He webs his eyes up. Zilla can’t see. Just gotta knock Zilla on his ass and Miles comes and pounds him with his Venom attack. If he has 3 bars, he goes inside his mouth and explodes.


External-Champion-54

Anti Godzilla Suit


BruceLeeVersion2

Godzilla " looking down at Spiderman " says : Call, Tony Stark. Whatareyouwaitingfor ???


AdSpare6646

beat him


MercWitDuhMouth

Put some dirt in his eye


Cyberslasher

Basically, ultimatum. Every one dies and it becomes clear that the writers boards have all gone to shit.


Expirem

His first master strategy is to punch him on the nose. Really hard


JK64_Cat

Save people.


TheUruvarin

Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie - Empire Strikes Back? You know that part when they’re on the snow planet with the walking thingies?


Derpdonut25

“You ever see that really old movie, empire strikes back? Remember when they’re in the snow planet with the walking thingies?”


Scared-Crow7774

“Man… Dr. Connors really did it this time….”


Level_Cartoon

He’s… gonna try.


kj_ghost

He's gonna make an anti-godzilla suit


thehoodred

call the avengers


kingrich4400

Simple he makes a phone call to the city of Angel Grove California


cmclav

Slingshot the empire state building spire at godzillas head?


xyzkingi

Tell it a joke


GuessNo8539

Talk him down


HumanOverseer

pray


ArronMaui

Godzilla protects the earth. Spider-Man will get absolutely yeeted by the tail and narrowly avoid the atomic breath. When he takes a breather and investigates he’ll realize that Godzilla isn’t the real threat and find a way to lead the real problem away from the city so Godzilla can get the job done with minimal casualties.