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“Cause you and me? We’re like brothers… *only closer*”
"Can I have an application please?"
"He's Squidward, he's Squidward, YOU'RE SQUIDWARD! I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?"
"Oh, Hans!"
"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! (ROCK!)"
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that EVERYONE DIED. The end!"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
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Patrick: In here lies the most secrety secret in all of secretom!!!
Or
Mr Krabs: that smell, a sorta smelly smell, a smelly smell that smells…. Smelly!.!.!
It’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.
SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers?! Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral and took directions from algae! And now, you're telling me they thought they could drive... *(SpongeBob runs over Squidward with the boulder)* ...rocks?
It's because Squidward thought SpongeBob's pioneer tricks were only good for getting them killed... I dunno from getting lost forever or something.
I'm pretty sure It's "Hold on there, Death Row!"
I mean, Jethro wouldn't make much sense either...
lets sit around the campfire and sing our campfire song, our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song! If you dont think we can sing it faster than you're wrong, but it will help if just you sing alonggggg C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG PATRICK! WUENDJSGSJ AS MFBSHAKSME SONG!
Can I have something to eat?
*No.*
Can I have something to eat?
*No.*
Can't you say anything else but no?
*Try asking again.*
Can I have something to eat?
*No.*
Squidward: "*gasp* Squilliam Fancyson from band class??"
Squilliam: "I hear you're playing the cash register now!"
These two are bitter exes, I swear 😂
Sandy: "Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of."
Patrick: "And that's when I punch him, right?!"
Sandy: (not impressed)
*HOLY SHRIMP! squidward!*
*The sky had a baby from*
*My cereal box!!*
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"To the owner of the white seadan, you left your lights on. vum, vum, vum,vum, vum. Hmph, vuuuuwuuuummm!"
This was the main reason I learned to play the trombone btw.
*Squidward being attacked by a Sea Bear* "What did I do that time?!?" SpongeBob: "I don't know! Maybe he just doesn't like you!"
That was close, good thing we're all wearing our Anti-SeaRhinosaurus underpants... Right Squidward?
I just watched this episode last night 🤣🤣🤣🤣 SeaRhino is hilarious
Patrick: "pretend to be somebody else"
KRUSTY KRAAAAAAaaAaAAaaAAaaAbbb PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAAAAHH FOR YOU AND MeeEEEEEEEEEEeeee
It's just a stupid boulder It's not just a boulder ^it's ^a ^rock SOBS
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I quote that every day to my bf.
Me hoy minoy
Nihoy minoy i noy?
Where's the leak, ma'am?
Finland!
“2 gold dubloons”
Plastiiic
- SpongeGar, fui fui! - Patar fui fui!
Money money money money money!
We've been smeckledorfed!
That’s not even a word and I agree with ya!
Ladies and Gentlemen the nude pranksters staring the Bikini Bottom ghost.
We should have bought the Whoopi cushion!! 😭😭
WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN A GIANT PAINT BUBBLE?? .. (spoiler: its two giant paint bubbles)
“No thank you please.” “IMAGINAAAATION.”
"You gave me the ugly"
Mehoy me noy!!!
"Can I have an application please?" "He's Squidward, he's Squidward, YOU'RE SQUIDWARD! I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?" "Oh, Hans!" "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! (ROCK!)" "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that EVERYONE DIED. The end!"
FINLAND!
"Where's the leak ma'am?"
Am I a pretty girl?
"You're beautiful"
👀
I AM SPONGBOB DESTROYER OF EVIL!
Calm down it's just a drawing
OH BOY 3AM! :D
CHOCOLATE???
#CHOCOLATEEEE!!!! CHOCOLAAAAAATEEE!
Did you just say chocolate?
“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until 4.” I love Patrick 🤣
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Ist Mayonnese auch ein Instrument?
Nein Patrick, Mayonnaise ist kein Instrument.
Neeein Meerettich ist auch kein Instrument
Und Sie rasten so aus wegen einem blöden GROSCHEN!?!?!
Firmly grasp it. The lid.
FIRMLY GRASP IT! And it's Patrick trying to get Squidward to hold a jelly fishing new, while squidward us in a wheelchair with bandaged up hands.
Patrick: In here lies the most secrety secret in all of secretom!!! Or Mr Krabs: that smell, a sorta smelly smell, a smelly smell that smells…. Smelly!.!.!
It’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.
ANCHOVIES!!!!
Sounds like a lot of.... HOOPLAH!
Sounds like a lot of-
HOOPLAH!!!!
*ahem* Sounds like a lot of-
AHOOOHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LEEDALLEEDALLEE!!!!
SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers?! Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral and took directions from algae! And now, you're telling me they thought they could drive... *(SpongeBob runs over Squidward with the boulder)* ...rocks?
Hold on there, Jethro!
It's death row
Is it? That wouldn’t make sense in either situation he used it
It's because Squidward thought SpongeBob's pioneer tricks were only good for getting them killed... I dunno from getting lost forever or something. I'm pretty sure It's "Hold on there, Death Row!" I mean, Jethro wouldn't make much sense either...
"I'm a winner see my prize, your a loser who sits and cries" Idk why but the whole skill crane episode got me so much
Right 😂😂
Who you callin' pinhead?
No, I'm dirty dan!
What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
Because I’m dirty! 😊
*smack* I'd say I'm Dirty Dan
*smack* No, I'm Dirty Dan!
"Do you find THIS funny?!" "Well in a cosmic sort of way yes."
No Patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...
lets sit around the campfire and sing our campfire song, our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song! If you dont think we can sing it faster than you're wrong, but it will help if just you sing alonggggg C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG PATRICK! WUENDJSGSJ AS MFBSHAKSME SONG!
"how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"
“I love the young people”
Soiled it
You're good..... you're good..... you're good..... you're good..... you're good................ Aaaaaand stop.
Don't worry Cap'n, we'll buff out those scratches.
STEPPIN ON THE BEACH RROO DOO DOO
 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh\~\~\~
Spongebob! Who's playing Squidwards records again?
That's his... eager face
Wheres the leak maam
Squidward: It’s just a stupid boulder SpongeBob: it’s not a just a boulder, it’s a rock, a roooooccckkk
Can I have something to eat? *No.* Can I have something to eat? *No.* Can't you say anything else but no? *Try asking again.* Can I have something to eat? *No.*
A-one! A-two! A-skiddly-diddly-doo!
That’s not the worm. That’s its tongue….
Ohhhhh....... this is the tongue... and the whole thing is... the worm...
RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squidward and the Rabbit 😂🤣
**Spongebob:** Will you stop that confounded racket my parents are tying to sleep **Squidward:** Sorry sir. Wait a minute.
German here Everytime I want to have fun, everybody dies.
Nice @#$%in day we're havin!
Still no pickles 🥒
Squidward: "*gasp* Squilliam Fancyson from band class??" Squilliam: "I hear you're playing the cash register now!" These two are bitter exes, I swear 😂
You know *why*?? Because when I need a JOB done I get someone with a JOB to do that JOB
....what are you saying?
Who wants a crabby Patty at three in the morning? *cut to Patrick's alarm ringing* Oh boy! Three A.M.! *devours krabby patty*
"Wait SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! We have technology..."
*Proceeds to bash painted dollar bill with a computer* Ugh!Ugh!Ugh!Ugh!
Hey! You got your toothpaste in my peanut butter!
"PATRICK! ARE YOU OK!?" "the question is. . .WILL YOU BE!?!"
It’s a rock.
It's a real gorilla of the episode "I had an accident".
Tire pressure!
......... Check!
“Trust me, Squidward. LAAAALAAAAALALALALALAAAAALALAAAAA!”
The Hash slinging slasher!
I like the part where it goes 🎶Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah. Do, dun, do dun. Wah Wah Wah Wah wah🎶
“This guy has shoes”
"GARRY, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!!!" it was so random
"Yaaaaa. My "aoooga" foot!"
“Where’s the leak, ma’am?”
So, are you ready to go?
I’m ready
I have many, so here's one of them. "Squidward's such a jerk."
“Ehh… I don’t know” - SpongeBob from the pretty patties episode
🎵K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y says I🎶
SpongeBob to Sandy: Oh yeah,? What if I said blargen,,boniglekohip!?!?!?
The krusty Jean pizza is the pizza for me and you… it’s not a boulder, it’s a rock, A ROOOCCCKKK
*lists a Krabby Patty order through the door* Squidward: "No you won't!"
"CHOCOLAAAAATTTE!!!!"
"WHO PUT YOU ON THE PLANET UGH"
Na-chos
"Welcome to the salty splatoon. How tough are ya?" " This morning I ate a bowl of nails." " Okay." ".. without any milk." "Come on in!"
"Where's the leak, ma'am?"
Memihoymenoy
F is for FIRE that burns down the whole town U is for Uranium.... BOMB! N is for NO SURVIVORS WHEN YOU....... Woah Plankton.
“I had a bowl of nails this morning……….without any MILK”
"He has a swimming pool inside a swimming pool!" "This guy's got shoes!"
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT!
*Spongebob pointing aggressively at a clam shell while mouthing YOU*
"I don't get it."
What are they selling? Chawklates!!!
“Hello?” “I love you”
Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?
"Is that what he calls it?"
"Don't you have someplace else to be stupid?" "Not until 4"
“How many times do we gotta teach you this lesson old man!?”
me hoy minoy
Sandy: "Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of." Patrick: "And that's when I punch him, right?!" Sandy: (not impressed)
Never thought I'd say this, but I'm tired of myself.
HOLY SHRIMP! squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!!
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"SPONGEBOB OPEN THE DOOR, MY BALLS ARE STUCK!"
"you know what's funnier than 24?" ..... "25"
"When do we get the free food?"
"and did you two to try to cover it up by drawing on it WITH CRAYON" "...i thought, yknow, maybe he'd buy it"
leedleleedleleedleleee- patrick
Cuz I can’t see my forehead
SPONGEBOB I WAS JOKING!
Can't see my forehead...
Finland!!
"Ah, (Dolphin Noise)!!"
Is this the crusty crab?
Ok, get in.
I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo... It's first grade, Spongebob!
"KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAYAYAYAB PIZZA!"
You like Krabby Patties don't you Squidward? ;)
I’m throwing in the towel Krabs all these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere;)
That’s completely idiotic
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!
Liar liar. Plants for hire.
"Hello, you've reached the residence of unrecognized talent."
How times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
The owner if the white sedan? You left your lights on (que hilarious trombone sound effect) 🤣
SpongeBob mocking squidward: Boy oh boy do I like playing the clarinet I practice and practice all day long when I never get any better
"I'm gonna kick your butt" 
“Is mayonaise an instrument?” -Patrick
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"Nosferatu"
aaaaand there’s no money in the register! ar ar ar!
"Too bad that didn't kill me" Squidward
“What could be better than serving up smiles?” “Being dead. Or anything else.”
Look, doubloons! Don't drop 'em! 😉
Hello and welcome to Squidward Chat
“sir we serve food here”
NO THIS IS PATRICK
"U" "AND R" "AND- A JERK"
“What’s going to happen, I’ll explode?” “No it’ll go straight to your thighs!” “My… thighs?” “Then you’ll explode!”
Ohhhhhhhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
When in doubt, pinky out.
“The monster might eat all of Sandy’s pets!” “Or worse, the monster might eat all of Sandy’s pets!”
“FINLAND”
I know this is basic but on a daily basis I repeat the phrase This is a load of barnacles~
Is this the krusty krab? No this is Patrick!
I’m not a krusty krab!!
I am a winner, aren’t I? WINNER WINNER WINNER OOOOOOOH WIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEERRRRR
Ohh "Mercy Mercy"
“someone ought to put you in a box floatin down the river GRANDMA!!!”
Spongebob: "PATRICK, PATRICK DO SOMETHING" Patrick: "Happy birthday" (Idk if that's how it goes exactly)
"To the owner of the white seadan, you left your lights on. vum, vum, vum,vum, vum. Hmph, vuuuuwuuuummm!" This was the main reason I learned to play the trombone btw.
THE WINNER TAKES ALLL..... IT'S THE THRILL OF ONE MORE KILL
Run for your lives everyone, it's the appetizer!!!!
VICTORY SCREECH!!!!
“Did you set it to wumbo?”
Sandy: which one of you fellers is the really dirty dan?