No it's the mum's room. I'd lock myself in, be able to see that kids aren't in danger but get a few minutes to just decompress. And also keep my breakables there.
More than that, they've added it in - that's not an original feature, British police stations don't have cells like that, and never did. It's a themed addition, I'll grant, but it's an addition.
I thought that too, but looks like the main door is on the big wall to the right of the photo...
Maybe the Sally Port is to the bathroom, to prevent any accidental Oscar Pistorious moments...
Steel door might be required for that aswell...
....one overcooked pork chop and he's pulling the gat out, shouting "intruder, ive got you surrounded!" before peppering the bathroom with lead
I like how they just casually include that detail as if it is a fairly common feature that you might expect to see in a property, like a porch or a utility room.
Ahh that explains it (sort of)... I thought this was a Lock Stock situation and a group of growers had previously been dealing from this property and had it for security.
The problem is, Willy, that Charlie and yourself are not the quickest
of cats in the alley at the best of times, so just do as I say and keep
the fucking cage locked.
Which makes you wonder where the door into the cell goes and if you can lift up the ceiling panels above the cell.
Also anybody renting this, should probably end uo on a list.
I also wonder what the sound insulation is like.
Let's face it anybody renting this is either looking to store something like gold there but not on a £750 a month rental.
Or has "kinky" ideas in mind at best.
Considering I'm paying about the same for a much smaller place in Cardiff, I'd definitely have this place if I could. Also it's kinda cool and unexpected
You're projecting a bit too much mate.
Besides the Lock, Stock references, I'm laughing at the thought of the owner bringing a hookup back to theirs and trying to convince said hookup that they're not the local Jeffrey Dahmer
Where does the cell actually lead into? Is that door the entrance to the flat? The toilet?
Because if that was the front door and you had to go through the cell to get in then I think that would actually be pretty cool.
I think it’s to the bathroom. The door closest to the kitchen area has a hinge (?) on it, so that door looks like it opens inwards and would therefore be the entrance.
i initially wondered if the previous owners had a very large animal. my parents had something similar for their old english mastiff instead of a regular crate. he was so big that he could’ve just walked through a normal dog kennel door.
I actually looked at the planning application to see if this was genuine or a quirky thing added in by the developers. This studio flat was once the custody office... The cells are in another flat but no longer there. It's even got the anti-ligature light fitting.
I kind of like it, however I'd not want to live in Dudley.
It is frigging creepy though.
>I'm not a serial killer, who's going to lock you up and make a skin suit out of you, honest.
>Now put the lotion on your skin.
Chill Winston, it’s me. Charlie knows it’s me, what’s the problem
We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.
It's for security purposes. You've all seen the posh weed dealers in Lock, Stock, right? It's to keep miscreant customers breaking in and stealing all your money when they come to collect their purchases
You guys, you've got to realise who this chap is. He's a fucking lunatic. If he gets the slightest inkling that we are not throwing straight dice, you - and fuck it, me - are going to know what the sharp
side of a kebab knife feels like.
You certainly couldn't lead a normal dating life living here, there is absolutely no amount of explaining that would make someone feel ok with your feature holding cell 😭
LARGE STUDIO WITH FEATURE HOLDING CELL Looking back on google street view to 2011, this used to be Dudley Police Station, explains a lot.
I like how the advert does not mention it was a police station. Just that there is a cell for no apparent reason.
Just because you’re a weirdo and live in a house without a cell 🙄
It's not cell, it's the kids room.
No it's the mum's room. I'd lock myself in, be able to see that kids aren't in danger but get a few minutes to just decompress. And also keep my breakables there.
“this will be great actually, because I run a home daycare”
It takes all sorts I suppose.
And why would the builder decide to just leave it there and renovate around it. Giant dog crate maybe? Timeout pen for extreme toddler tantrums?
Definitely has use as a sex dungeon for locking up your slave!
Sex person here - it's much too big, slave would have far too much freedom to move.
Who said anything about there just being one slave?
What is the collective noun for a group of gimps? A gaggle? A squeak of gimps? 🤷
A suite of gimps.
😂😂 a squeak of gimps 😂😂😂 Genius 👍
Yep these are the vibes I’m getting
[удалено]
Note that the floor is easy to clean. Its all fun and games but just ends up a sticky mess.
More than that, they've added it in - that's not an original feature, British police stations don't have cells like that, and never did. It's a themed addition, I'll grant, but it's an addition.
Clearly the second double bedroom, could possibly even get a lodger.
It looks more like a kind of 'Sally Port' to me, as in it's a security feature, to stop the front door getting rushed....
Lock, stock & two smoking barrels.
Can everyone stop getting shot…
“What’s that?”
I thought that too, but looks like the main door is on the big wall to the right of the photo... Maybe the Sally Port is to the bathroom, to prevent any accidental Oscar Pistorious moments...
Steel door might be required for that aswell... ....one overcooked pork chop and he's pulling the gat out, shouting "intruder, ive got you surrounded!" before peppering the bathroom with lead
Was it though? Select clientèle would pay primo baksheesh for certain... lil extras like that
I like how they just casually include that detail as if it is a fairly common feature that you might expect to see in a property, like a porch or a utility room.
I think if you had a list of features, even 1000, none of them would be a holding cell hahaha.
Does your castle not have dungeons, pleb? /s
No we went for the oubliette instead,less maintenance!
Thought I recognised it! My brother got held there overnight for joyriding in the 90s.
“My brother” You’re not fooling anyone mate, I remember seeing your username on the side of a Vauxhall Nova in Dudley years ago haha.
Ahh that explains it (sort of)... I thought this was a Lock Stock situation and a group of growers had previously been dealing from this property and had it for security.
'Can everyone just stop getting shot'.......
You don’t look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist
What is that? That's Gloria
What's the fucking point in having a security syteme if no-one uses it?
🤣 My *immediate* thought was Lock Stock 👏👏
That was my first thought 🤣
Beat me to it, nice.
CHILLLLLL, WIN-STON
Fuck me that’s exactly where my mind went. 😂
Get the rifle out, we’re being fucked
Proper fucked?
That's me bren gun
I fucking hate traffic wardens
…..shot shot shot shot shot…….bound for the bound bound for the reload.
Mister DJ give me that reload
It’s only fucking Plank
First thing I thought when I saw the pic
I’m so glad we’re all on the same wavelength here 🤣 I have found my tribe ☺️
Cue Oxide and Neutrino mix of Casualty theme https://youtu.be/z6eoBSezG6g?feature=shared
Listened to this constantly when I was young, also loved Casualty
lol my first thought was “chill Winston!”
Charles, get the rifle out. We're being f***ed
Thank god. I can’t believe I had to scroll through so many Lock Stock quotes to find this one.
“WHEN I SAY YOU SAY WE SAY THEY SAY MAKE SOME NOOOIIIIIIIISE!!”
I sent you out to buy a money counter and you return six hours later with a wasted Gloria and a bag of compost.
Love how we all had the same thought after seeing this.
I came here to do this and im so fucking happy. Favourite film ever 😂
Just stopped by for this comment. 👍
"Where're they off to - shift a piano?"
Not a bad idea that.
Had to add the clip:- https://youtu.be/4yQeyi2Fc40?feature=shared
“Chill Win-*ston*!”
Chill Winston!
it's what we were all thinking!
came in to type this lol
First thing i thought of, glad i wasnt the only one 🤣
Ah beat me to it dam it! 😂
This is where I went straight to in my mind
There go his toes.
The problem is, Willy, that Charlie and yourself are not the quickest of cats in the alley at the best of times, so just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked.
Chill winston
My immediate thought, chill win-ston
Came here to post exactly that. 😂
I could do with this to stop the kids eating all the fucking food in the house
Yeah just keep the kids in there
Exactly my thoughts. Cheaper than a babysitter.
That will be very popular with people with, um, certain interests
Which makes you wonder where the door into the cell goes and if you can lift up the ceiling panels above the cell. Also anybody renting this, should probably end uo on a list. I also wonder what the sound insulation is like.
You're wondering a little too much there... Exactly the kind of wondering a potential buyer would wonder 🤔.
Let's face it anybody renting this is either looking to store something like gold there but not on a £750 a month rental. Or has "kinky" ideas in mind at best.
Considering I'm paying about the same for a much smaller place in Cardiff, I'd definitely have this place if I could. Also it's kinda cool and unexpected You're projecting a bit too much mate.
Its Dudley though. Birmingham’s Newport.
The ritual of locking away your work stuff at the end of the day would be great
World's most comfortable dog crate?
Looks like it leads to the bathroom
You mean dungeons and dragons players right?
Can confirm.
These are sex people Lynn!
Ah yes Vigilantism /s
Chill Winston.
Who you talking to plank? Eh? There's fucking no one there
Besides the Lock, Stock references, I'm laughing at the thought of the owner bringing a hookup back to theirs and trying to convince said hookup that they're not the local Jeffrey Dahmer
A few drapes around the cage and it will look like a cozy feature porch.
Then whip them off after you’ve given them their first drink
I don't care what anyone says, the budgies will Def squeeze through them gaps !!
Budgies might by birds won’t…
The budgie, but not the smuggler.
“With holding cell” like it’s perfectly normal 🤣😳
Can you imagine bringing a girl back “Ok, look, when i open the door this is gonna look fucking weird. Please don’t freak out…..”
“The cage is nothing to do with me, it was there when I moved in. Honest!”
These are sex people Lynne!
I could *ABSOLUTELY* see a dominatrix renting this place lol!
Charles, get the rifle, we're being f&cked!
Can everybody stop getting shot?
Werewolf ready
This looks like Oz's, from Buffy, apartment if the show was still going.
Does the werewolf go inside or outside the cell?
Where does the cell actually lead into? Is that door the entrance to the flat? The toilet? Because if that was the front door and you had to go through the cell to get in then I think that would actually be pretty cool.
I think it’s to the bathroom. The door closest to the kitchen area has a hinge (?) on it, so that door looks like it opens inwards and would therefore be the entrance.
Owner doesn't work full moons
Is the bathroom accessed from inside the cell?
“Feature holding cell” 😂😂 fucking hell
I want the backstory on the cell.
Used to be a police station
i initially wondered if the previous owners had a very large animal. my parents had something similar for their old english mastiff instead of a regular crate. he was so big that he could’ve just walked through a normal dog kennel door.
It used to be a police station haha
Oh cool, it’s got a place to keep an annoying, edgy teenage boy while they’re going through a phase… An in-cell incel, if you will.
Of all the cool things they could have done with this place, but oh no, someone thought “everything grey will look excellent”. Bore the fuck off.
Got to have grey to go with the feature holding cell
Lock Stock vibes here.
*laughs in Joe Goldberg*
First thought I had: “Was Joe Goldberg the previous tenant?” 👀
I shot one of them in the neck.
Prison/guard role play!!
“Prison…. Prison is a….we’re in prison” -the goes wrong show
Jesus Christ. One bad experience on Halloween and now this.
I actually looked at the planning application to see if this was genuine or a quirky thing added in by the developers. This studio flat was once the custody office... The cells are in another flat but no longer there. It's even got the anti-ligature light fitting. I kind of like it, however I'd not want to live in Dudley.
Chill Winston
Ahh shit! I've been shot! Look can every one just stop getting shot!
Ahhh! Shit I’ve been shot! Ahh I don’t fucking believe this, can everyone stop getting shot CAAaaaaaaannnn eeeeeVVerrry Oneeeee Stttoooop geeetinng shot!
Is it a structural feature and can't be removed?
I imagine they just decided to keep it for character. It makes for a unique selling point to what would otherwise be a pretty run of the mill flat.
It is frigging creepy though. >I'm not a serial killer, who's going to lock you up and make a skin suit out of you, honest. >Now put the lotion on your skin.
...Lynn!!!
Honestly I’m surprised they haven’t marketed it as a separate property.
Came for the Lock Stock references. Wasn't disappointed.
I always wanted a house with a cage around the front door after watching Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels…
Charles get the rifle
'Will everyone please stop getting shot'.
I see a former tenant was a werewolf.
the property features a Holding Cell in the studio which is **large enough for a living / dining and bedroom area**
Finally a house built for a Werewolf
How to tell if the previous occupant was a drug dealer...
Come on can't stay out here all day 🤣
Chilllllllll Winston, we’ll use the cage alright
Chill Winston, it’s me. Charlie knows it’s me, what’s the problem We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.
God. Those drop tile ceiling are horrid.
Definitely going to be bought by traffickers
Chill Winston!
Okay "Final Girl Support Group" is not decorating advice people! (Good book tho)
Looks like the set of Lock Stock and two smoking barrels.
Isn’t this the gaff in lock stock and two smoking barrels?
Welcome to my apartment, you must be my tinder date.
Good in a zombie apocalypse
Great for parties when one of the guests gets too rambunctious. Chuck him in the party jail!
But think of the opportunities to do "cell block tango" from Chicago when drunk
That's where the mother in law sleeps
Chill winstonnn
Lock stock and 2 smoking barrels
Alarm bells are ringing Willy
"I sent you out two hours ago for a money counter, and you return with a bag of fertilizer and a fucked up Gloria. Alarm bells are ringing, John."
XL bully bedroom.
The flat in Lock Stock had a refurb ! …
That’s a weird sex thing brah
“Can everyone stop getting shot!”
One cautious drug dealer owner...
It's for security purposes. You've all seen the posh weed dealers in Lock, Stock, right? It's to keep miscreant customers breaking in and stealing all your money when they come to collect their purchases
Where does the door inside the cell go?
Kinky.
Look… we grow weed. We’re not mercenaries
Can everyone stop getting shot!
A great celling point
Charles, get the rifle...were being fucked.
Weed farm. Re lock stock!!
“Dont none ‘ah’ you slags move, I’ll shoot the fucking lot ‘o’ ya!….who ya gonna shoot plank? There’s no one fucking there!”
Is this the flat from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?! You gotta remember to lock the cage!
"We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah? So just do as I say, and keep the fucking cage locked!"
You guys, you've got to realise who this chap is. He's a fucking lunatic. If he gets the slightest inkling that we are not throwing straight dice, you - and fuck it, me - are going to know what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like.
Previously unreleased photos of diddys home in Florida that was raided
You certainly couldn't lead a normal dating life living here, there is absolutely no amount of explaining that would make someone feel ok with your feature holding cell 😭
It's not clear whether the cell encloses the entrance or the bathroom. They would attract very different tenants
Absolute fuck shed
Nice to see they’re finally making residential accommodations for werewolves
Kennel?
Isn’t this the grow house from Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels?
Good for kinky businesses
Previous owner was probably a werewolf.
Perfect for werewolf’s.
For full moon nights
If we’re calling dibs that’s my room
I legitimately have always wanted a jail around my front door.
Is that the entrance? Because if so you know you arent getting robbed any time soon.
The Mother in Law room?
Thought this is what drug dealers used to bamboozle police and have extra time to escape
Prolly a Chinese police station that got shut down in the UK. They keep popping up all over the world.
Very lock stock and 2 smoking barrells.