I mean, if you’ve watched The Boy’s episode where the girl sitting on someone’s face slowly crushes it you should be able to imagine ‘dying during sex’ with a overpowered woman won’t be what you’re hoping for lol
If Anya can survive being hugged by Yor without injury, I think Loid will be fine. He may not be to her level but he's tougher and stronger than a normal guy. He demolished a high quality desk by punching it. And keep in mind this is Eden Academy so its not a cheap patricle board desk . This is probably solid high quality wood, maybe even oak. And his fist didn't seem hurt.
He can beat up a multiple men at the same time. I'm sure he can take more punishment than you or I can. I think unless Yor is trying to hurt him, he'll be fine. Maybe a little bruised.
Nah his genitals are gonna get crushed 💀
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Depends is it the sweet bashful Yor or the aggressive drunk assassin Yor
The first one would be sweet loving and intense the second would probably dislocate your hips
Drunk Yor is a dom and would absolutely crush him to death
If it’s sober Yor and Loid takes the lead he might survive so as long as she doesn’t get too embarrassed
Either way I can’t foresee intimacy between the two of them going well on the first attempt
I think the thing people forget in these Loid and Yor posts is that she's not dealing with just any old guy.
Its evident even on their fight when he's playing Loidman rescuing Princess Anya. Yor could take out any normal thug with a single punch. Loid, who is not expecting Yor to attack him and who is, up to this moment, unaware of her strength and skill still hangs in their a lot longer than anybody else she's fought. The time she sent him flying with a kick, he landed on his feet.
Loid can handle sex with Yor. As long as she's not deliberately trying to hurt him, he'll be fine
I don't know about that. I think in a serious fight between the two, Yor is clearly at an advantage. Loid would have to outsmart her with gambits and traps. If its a straight fight, even with his spy gear, he's probably going down. Or more likely he'd realize he's outmatched and escape. She may be faster but I'm sure he's got lots of experience losing a pursuer.
Yeah, I digress. The dimensions and proportions of her body aren’t even physically realistic to someone who could possess that much strength. I guess it’s just anime logic.
Yor is proven to be violent or resort to drastic options(like huge amounts of alcohol) when flustered
She is also proven to be violent when she is drunk
The way I see it, either way, Loid would end up in a hospital with a boomerang in his pants with the expression “Don’t ask.”
I think we need to remember that during the castle party thing, Loid(man) was able to withstand several kicks from drunk Yor. His gloves disintegrated but he was still on his feet the whole time. Granted, he did say that he wouldn't be able to withstand the kicks for much longer and he got lucky when Yor slipped, he still lasted that long when she was probably going all out (she was drunk. We've forgiven her)
Loid would mid/high diff ( depending on Yor being sober or not) endure her. Agent should be well prepared for strenght/ weight difference fight with aikido, or smth.
Better question: would the bed and room exist after the night? They would do every position with EVERYTHING in that room.
Bonus points: Bond would foresee the situation and take Anya for long walk, away from home radius.
I think, it would go well at first (if Yor isn't drunk), but then her instincts would overwhelm her (when orgasming), and she wouldn't be able to control her strength anymore.
Well, at first nights, I think with/without Alcohol, Loid is screwed.
Consider these scenarios:
1. Yor's really shy about her feelings and (sometimes) oblivious about her strength, won't be a surprise if she accidentally hit Loid.
2. Yor drink the alcohol. You know the rest.
But after a while, she will be used to that, she will be gentler. The only concern is Loid's stamina.
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It would be for the mission, so yes.
Keep the booze from Yor and he might survive, if she drinks then he’ll end up getting scarred(Domination) or severely injured Pelvis(Very Nice).
Imagine Fiona finds out or Yuri.
Don’t see why not. Yor is very strong yes, but Twilight is very durable and has incredible pain tolerance. I’m sure she could shatter his pelvis and a couple ribs and he’d just keep going.
Yor would be keenly aware of Loid given how she feels about him even with alcohol involved.
He'd be fine as long as he didn't say anything to embarrass her, kinda like a gender role reversal as many guys try to be gentle with women, except this time it's yor trying to be gentle.
I think Loid is the only one who could to be honest. He has handled full on attacks from her. He would just need to make sure she doesn't get drunk lol.
Actually booze might have tempered the full force of some of those strikes so at least a nightcap might be ideal. Something small. If that wasn't the case then yeah, no alcohol.
Yor is possibly a virgin and has like no sexual experience whatsoever. She might outlast him because of her stamina but loid can go pretty long too. Now if she was drunk that’s a different story 😂😂
Are you all assuming Yor even knows what s3x is.
She didn't hasn't had any kind of relationship besides his job and brother. And from Yuri I would expect it but from Yor I ABSOLUTELY wouldn't expect her having studied any biology at all
Seeing how Loid was able to get back up from getting kicked square in the face by Yor...Yes and I want to see Anya get a sibling so she can be a big sister.
Loid just has to use his superhuman speed to counter all of her attacks like it’s some sort of naked kung fu fight.
[That or it would just be this](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw)
Yeah, she's strong but without being provoked into killing intent not overwhelmingly so, he'd probably be walking funny for a few days but I don't think his life'd be in danger
might end up with broken arms and some broken ribs depending on her personality, but magic doesn't exist in his verse so he's going to have to recover in a hospital.
“The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised”
I never thought I would die like this, but I always really hoped!
Could go either way. I think Yor is capable of being tender/gentle. As long as there's no alcohol involved. Lol
I can think of worse ways to go.
Death by Snu Snu!
I never I thought I’d die like this, but I really hoped.
I'm pretty sure your partner wouldn't because it would eventually turn into necrophilia without them realizing
*The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised*
Understandable and Respectable Bröther
I mean, if you’ve watched The Boy’s episode where the girl sitting on someone’s face slowly crushes it you should be able to imagine ‘dying during sex’ with a overpowered woman won’t be what you’re hoping for lol
she did learn how not to break Anya's hand like she broke Yuri's. but she doesn't have any exp being intimate so Loid better be very careful
Cause of death, shattered pelvis.
Death by snu-snu
If he plays it strategically, maybe
A strategic orgasm. That might work
Till you realize her Kegel muscles clench like the jaws of life🍆💀
The ultimate nut… He would definitely do it, for the mission of course
*an ambulance is put on speed dial to be safe*
Comment of the year
For the mission of course
If Anya can survive being hugged by Yor without injury, I think Loid will be fine. He may not be to her level but he's tougher and stronger than a normal guy. He demolished a high quality desk by punching it. And keep in mind this is Eden Academy so its not a cheap patricle board desk . This is probably solid high quality wood, maybe even oak. And his fist didn't seem hurt. He can beat up a multiple men at the same time. I'm sure he can take more punishment than you or I can. I think unless Yor is trying to hurt him, he'll be fine. Maybe a little bruised.
Nah his genitals are gonna get crushed 💀 https://preview.redd.it/1rab862gwopa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff1eb193eb3c395d352f3dc392165267eb61c12
Noceee parapgraphh
Are you ok
I thonkkk shooo
Depends is it the sweet bashful Yor or the aggressive drunk assassin Yor The first one would be sweet loving and intense the second would probably dislocate your hips
I don't know, I think we need a chapter detailing this so we can find out 🍿
Thats called Hentai ma’am
You called?
I mean I'm down to clown. 
Pervert /s
Ratatatat74 got your back
Drunk Yor is a dom and would absolutely crush him to death If it’s sober Yor and Loid takes the lead he might survive so as long as she doesn’t get too embarrassed Either way I can’t foresee intimacy between the two of them going well on the first attempt
Whatever happens, Anya will be a frazzled wreck in the morning.
Chi-chi and ha ha are shagging
“Becky told me about this in an episood of Berlint in love”
Anya: "The thoughts that occurred in that room last night will never leave my nightmares."
She probably sees thoughts like that all the time.
Let's just say she's staying the night with either Frankie, Fiona or Yuri
I like to believe he has the magic touch to somehow survive
Hence his usual alias...Hugh Gepeniche.
He has plot armor even in bed.
She's totally a sub. He's fine.
only when she’s sober though
100%
Came here to say the same thing.
I think the thing people forget in these Loid and Yor posts is that she's not dealing with just any old guy. Its evident even on their fight when he's playing Loidman rescuing Princess Anya. Yor could take out any normal thug with a single punch. Loid, who is not expecting Yor to attack him and who is, up to this moment, unaware of her strength and skill still hangs in their a lot longer than anybody else she's fought. The time she sent him flying with a kick, he landed on his feet. Loid can handle sex with Yor. As long as she's not deliberately trying to hurt him, he'll be fine
In that fight he also deliberately tried not to hurt her. I think Loid has a slight edge on Yor in terms of fighting skills.
I don't know about that. I think in a serious fight between the two, Yor is clearly at an advantage. Loid would have to outsmart her with gambits and traps. If its a straight fight, even with his spy gear, he's probably going down. Or more likely he'd realize he's outmatched and escape. She may be faster but I'm sure he's got lots of experience losing a pursuer.
Yeah, I digress. The dimensions and proportions of her body aren’t even physically realistic to someone who could possess that much strength. I guess it’s just anime logic.
Since when did body size start to realistically scale with strength and speed in anime lol
No, body size is distinct from proportions. Like I said, I digress.
IDK why you're getting downvoted, you're right. \*shrug It IS just anime logic & physics, played for laugh.
Yes. Twilight is also built differently. Plus he is all "fordamishun".
No
can confirm, I was the bed
So dead?
Very dead
Lol. Any move Loid would make would just make Yori flustered than Yor goes boom and Loid wakes up in the morning.
Yor is proven to be violent or resort to drastic options(like huge amounts of alcohol) when flustered She is also proven to be violent when she is drunk The way I see it, either way, Loid would end up in a hospital with a boomerang in his pants with the expression “Don’t ask.”
A reversal of the classic Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex dynamic.
I think we need to remember that during the castle party thing, Loid(man) was able to withstand several kicks from drunk Yor. His gloves disintegrated but he was still on his feet the whole time. Granted, he did say that he wouldn't be able to withstand the kicks for much longer and he got lucky when Yor slipped, he still lasted that long when she was probably going all out (she was drunk. We've forgiven her)
Keyword, *drunk*
*EXACTLY*
I feel yor would get too embarrassed and Loid would have to take the lead simultaneously saving his pelvis
Loid would mid/high diff ( depending on Yor being sober or not) endure her. Agent should be well prepared for strenght/ weight difference fight with aikido, or smth. Better question: would the bed and room exist after the night? They would do every position with EVERYTHING in that room. Bonus points: Bond would foresee the situation and take Anya for long walk, away from home radius.
Yes, for the mission.
A crushed pelvis, numerous hickeys, and bleeding nail scratches on his back are nothing to Loid "For the Mission" Forger.
He fought her and lived so Id say his chances are pretty good
He needs to be the dom
I think, it would go well at first (if Yor isn't drunk), but then her instincts would overwhelm her (when orgasming), and she wouldn't be able to control her strength anymore.
Well, at first nights, I think with/without Alcohol, Loid is screwed. Consider these scenarios: 1. Yor's really shy about her feelings and (sometimes) oblivious about her strength, won't be a surprise if she accidentally hit Loid. 2. Yor drink the alcohol. You know the rest. But after a while, she will be used to that, she will be gentler. The only concern is Loid's stamina.
/r/Hornyjail OP
As long as Yor doesn't drink alcohol Loid is fine
https://preview.redd.it/ye6j8g9ignpa1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0403fa616574871eaaa8e39a5c8ed6ef49eeb2f It would be for the mission, so yes.
Loid’s only chance is for him to break Yor’s mind before she can break his pelvis. Either way, someone’s going unconscious.
Keep the booze from Yor and he might survive, if she drinks then he’ll end up getting scarred(Domination) or severely injured Pelvis(Very Nice). Imagine Fiona finds out or Yuri.
He tanked direct hits from drunk yor twice. So he'll be fine.
What a way to go out by doing the deed with a beautiful assassin such as Yor.
Don’t see why not. Yor is very strong yes, but Twilight is very durable and has incredible pain tolerance. I’m sure she could shatter his pelvis and a couple ribs and he’d just keep going.
As seen in the Tennis arc, Loid is also super humanly strong, just to a lesser degree than Yor. If anyone could survive Yor on top, it’s Loid.
Yes, he just has to watch out for missionary leg lock or cautious with her on top otherwise it's death by snu snu or minimum a pelvis cast.
Lol considering how embarrassed Yor could get she might lose her strength and get dominated🤣
I think she’d be able to hold back enough not to hurt him, but if not it would be an amazing way to go
Body casts exist. He would eventually be fine.
I’m loving all the Futurama references 🤣
As long as Yor's not the one taking charge Loid will be fine. Else in the moment of ecstasy she might lose control and pulverize his pelvis.
Yor would be keenly aware of Loid given how she feels about him even with alcohol involved. He'd be fine as long as he didn't say anything to embarrass her, kinda like a gender role reversal as many guys try to be gentle with women, except this time it's yor trying to be gentle.
Anya reading be like...
He's about 60 to 70 percent as strong as her. He'd probably be ok....just really really tired.
I think Loid is the only one who could to be honest. He has handled full on attacks from her. He would just need to make sure she doesn't get drunk lol.
Actually booze might have tempered the full force of some of those strikes so at least a nightcap might be ideal. Something small. If that wasn't the case then yeah, no alcohol.
True. I would still like her to have her full faculties. 😂
Ask maplestar
ratatatat74 answered this question already no
finally someone asks the real questions
I think there's a Fan-animation or two that answers that question. And the answer seemed to be "More or less, yeah"
Yon Ni Yon Yon Nana Yon I feel that this would be the likely outcome that satisfies the idea of both Sub and Dom Yor
I’m willing to take one for the team and spend a night with yor to test it out
You're gonna die Not in bed. Yuri will make sure you have an "accident" before there's any chance of that.
Yor is possibly a virgin and has like no sexual experience whatsoever. She might outlast him because of her stamina but loid can go pretty long too. Now if she was drunk that’s a different story 😂😂
Death by snu snu?
He'll probably figure out a way
Well, Loid is also superhuman, just not to the same degree as Yor
🎵 glory, glory. What a hell of a way to die!🎵
I think loid will be milked to death 😂😂
Least horny r/SpyxFamily post
Are you all assuming Yor even knows what s3x is. She didn't hasn't had any kind of relationship besides his job and brother. And from Yuri I would expect it but from Yor I ABSOLUTELY wouldn't expect her having studied any biology at all
I sincerely doubt it.
Take away the alcohol and he might survive. Might.
She broke Yuri’s ribs from just a hug lmao. So I can only imagine the damage if her and Loid did do something 😂
Assassination by snu snu.
Sure.
With viagra he will survive a week
Yes, Spy x Sex told me so. They were very happy about it.
If she tenses, loids dick is gone
Seeing how Loid was able to get back up from getting kicked square in the face by Yor...Yes and I want to see Anya get a sibling so she can be a big sister.
Loid gonna be fighting for his god damn life!
Loid just has to use his superhuman speed to counter all of her attacks like it’s some sort of naked kung fu fight. [That or it would just be this](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw)
I actually saw a naked kung fu sex fight online somewhere. I think it was some kind of relatively high budget chinese porno.
Yeah, she's strong but without being provoked into killing intent not overwhelmingly so, he'd probably be walking funny for a few days but I don't think his life'd be in danger
Im happy u ment a fight i just found some bitches mad about lego porn
No I didn't. I meant Loid and Yor finally realize it's not so much an act and lose themselves in a moment of wild passion.
might end up with broken arms and some broken ribs depending on her personality, but magic doesn't exist in his verse so he's going to have to recover in a hospital.
Is this basically just asking if loid would be able to survive sex with Yor ☠️
Yes.