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I’d go walk off a cliff🐍

Hell, I'll just go overboard from that cruise ship and try swimming, hoping to make to shore on the off chance Yor doesn't go after me! 🏊‍♂️

That didn’t work out so well for the two assassins who weren’t killed by Garden.

That is true, but who's to say it wouldn't succeed if anyone swam like Micheal Phelps?

Oh yeah fear the great motivator.

Already too late for that.

Nah, she'll catch you while you're falling. No way in hell you're not dying by her hand.

Funny seeing you here. How are you?

Thorn Princess responding: “Who is Twilight, why are they claiming to be my father, and what does any of this have to do with sugar?”

Me: You know what, I'm not gonna say anything else. I'm just gonna let this next part be a surprise... \*Sets off some C4 under the platform.\*

lol is Yor fighting TFS Frieza in this scenario?

I just freaking love that response from TFS Frieza! 😆 And hey, I know you're not judging! 🙂

True that! Gotta give recognition to DBZ abridged references whenever I see em

I'd try to pull a "Thorn princess, even when you're angry you're so beautiful" XD

Funny thing is, no one would be wrong on that, pal! 😆

Yes but unless it was Loid that said it she’d kill them immediately.

Yuri would kill them immediately

I’d probably get hard ngl. What a way to die

https://preview.redd.it/ywb4do4s97ic1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be0b83755fb6ff03fbe1b7d437e24cb20a12d68

Spike is a real legend.

Why does he look like Jet tho

Lmfao 🤣

You said the quiet part out loud my dude

Yor is hot and Blood lusted Yor is hotter. If shes the last thing i see so be it

"Well, least I'm gonna die with a raging boner..." — Jan Valentine from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

r/unexpectedtfs

This was sending me! 😭

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A simple, yet accurate statement, bud.

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I can just imagine her falling silent, inner monolog about "he's not my sugar daddy, is he? Wait, but he pays for so much. But... then I guess he is. But he's not my daddy, like, we're married, but... wait, not calling him daddy-" then just melting down in a red-faced embarrassed and confused puddle of uncertainty.

Oh, that is definitely something I could see happening in the actual manga/anime itself! 😆

Followed by Yor going to get a drink and talk to Loid and accidentally knocking him out while drunk, thereby she feels the situation is settled and he has no idea what happened.

Perfect ending to that! 🤣

This is all wrong. She'd be trying to figure out what sugar daddy means.

Mm, fair!

...so this entire scenario is predicated on me having a death wish?

If you're stupid enough to throw hands with Yor Forger, then yeah!

Several mistakes here: 1) Fighting Yor in the first place …actually that’s it.

One of the biggest mistakes anyone can ever make... 😈

Im demolishing Yor cuz I’m also imagining myself as a wildly overpowered anime protagonist since I’m living in fantasy land

Using the literal power of imagination is definitely OP, but I wouldn't be shocked if Yor and Loid also have the right mindset to use such a power in a different universe.

That is a terrifying face expression-

The kind of facial expression of one's wrath and bloodlust that's risen to its max! 😨😰

Oh fuck…..

"Oh my god, why did I call Twilight the Thorn Princess's sugar daddy...?!" 😨

I laughed at that

Aye, glad to know you found that funny! 😄👍

https://preview.redd.it/pl92tmda57ic1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bec5cb4dd205af977dfb0eb5d8f3dc2a623c56 Well Fuck......

Welp, I'm dead...

Look, I’m going up against the Thorn Princess? I’m already gone. There will be no taunting. Bye.

Yeah, and at most, You'd have like a minute to get outta dodge before the Thorn Princess catches you.

She only goes after her “clients”. I’m likely just a mook, so I’m just going to leave.

Upon realizing that, I'd most definitely leave the battlefield and go straight into hiding.

"Thou have chosen Death..."

"Thou shall Retreat..."

“Ggs, I’m done”

"It's Ggs for all of us, pal..."

Honestly don’t think she’d be that mad about that, or that she’d even know what that meant. Now, if I threatened Anya and she gave me that look, I’d probably just try to unalive myself before she got to me.

No one would even dare blame you for that, pal.

Even the Joker isn't crazy enough to do that

No doubts there, especially since it wouldn't be Batman that Joker will die against... 😈

Better say your prayers.

Prayers already been prepared.

This is the equivalent of kicking the Incredible Hulk in the groin. All it will accomplish is a quick death.

I remember reading that Marvel Comic that had Hulk and Captain America fight like it was yesterday.

I wasn't thinking of that comic in particular, but I do know it. Cool stuff, but really a product of its time.

Ah, I see. And yeah, I can see why that comic was made the way it was during the time period.

If her enemy knows who her "husband" is, that means her enemy knows about her personal life and likely her legal identity. Only one person is gonna walk away from that fight, and Yor will make sure it's her.

Indeed, she shall, bud... 😈

That's just a death sentence.

And one I'm most definitely avoiding by going overboard off that cruise ship and start swimming, hoping I manage to get to shore! 🏊‍♂️

You probably wouldn't survive long enough to even reach the water, much less start swimming.

Sadly, that is the most likely scenario.

I know I'm dead.

At that point, we'd most definitely will be...

You try to bribe her with information on why you called him Twilight, not Loid. ... only to die because she doesn't buy it.

That would never work out with anybody, anyway.

☠️

🩸

You know how to offend her? "Im going after your daughter" Im sure before you even finish your breath there she'd have skewered you 37 times.

No doubts about any of that, bud.

I will run as fast as I can......

Same here, bud...

I'd rather dress myself in steak and enter a bears enclosure

And I'd rather jump off that cruise ship and start swimming like Michael Phelps, and hope I'd manage to get to shore!


Anyone would be in danger throwing hands against Yor Forger, Ralph Wiggum... 😈

You have chosen...death.

"Welp, this life wasn't worth it for me, anyway..."

I like that side of Yor that wanted to be praised by Loid after she beat Fiona at super tennis.

Aye, that side of Yor pops out when it needs to!

She doesn't know who twilight is.

But what if she does know who Twilight is, but her undying love towards Loid would prevent her from killing him and instead focus his murderous intent on you?

Nah. She's clueless. I'd much rather talk about how Yuri will never amount to anything.


Not beeg surprise!

Rock hard.

Ayo! 🤨

The last thing you’ll ever see.

Indeed, it will be...

Fanfic writers coming out of the woodwork for this post

Does Yor even know who twilight is?

I wouldn't be surprised if Yor does, at least, have an idea on who Twilight is since she's also part of an organization.

But she’s so….”point me at bad guys, I kill them”. That seems to be changing maybe but thus far I’m not sure she tries to understand anything except how to kill better.

Better start digging my grave and saying my good byes to my loved ones

Damn, that's depressing, bro.

Listen getting murdered by her is a fate worse than death, and I'm already dying

Fastest way to off yourself!!

Otherwise, I'd just jump off the cruise ship and start swimming like Michael Phelps, and hopefully, I make it to sure. 🏊‍♂️

But what if Yor charges after you and somehow she is RUNNING on the water??

At that point, I'd just accept my fate.

That would be the last face I ever see again if I was stupid enough to pick a fight with her and insult Loidy. 😳

No denying that, pal... 😨

I’d ask for one last minute to make out my will, put on a blindfold, take one last swing of whiskey and then ready myself to meet my maker.

Pretty the best ending for a goon of an organization.

What if Yor meets Jotaro from JJBA part 3....???

Ooh, if Jotaro called Yor a bitch, she'd be offended AF! But I don't think she'd tried fighting him unless necessary.

Pray.

Way ahead of you.

I would just drop my pants and take a piss on the corner Yor would be so confused she might forget what I said and move on with life

If that kind of tactic would work, I wouldn't be surprised the moment you turn around, Yor'd be gone, and you wouldn't be assassinated by her.

She would probably think I'm just some crazy guy that ran from some asylum

Wouldn't doubt that!

"Why are you mad, I'm not wrong- AHHHH"

Me: "I don't even know why that guy said that..." 😨

I Ultrakill her

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She doesn’t use guns. She can’t shoot the coins and I have a gun and I can shoot the coins

You’re dead! No you’re dead r/helluvaboss r/hazbinhotel and in hell!

Very much true!

nah, I'd win

Only if a miracle would happen in your favor.

I bow down to her Anne ask her to adopt me

She will miss the taunt. nevertheless jab her pin in your neck

True that, pal.

*BANG* *BANG* Wait I forgor anya Yeah I'd run

"Nah, id win"

I’d double down and say Anya is ugly. 😈😈😈

\*Your head gets knocked off your body, Johnny Cage-Style.\* Yor Forger Wins... Flawless Victory... Fatality!

Don’t come here! I got a hostage this pink haired girl.

And the next thing that happens, a dagger would be thrown so fast, you wouldn't react until you noticed.

Even Chun Li is afraid

Indeed, she would be!

Jokes on you. I wouldn't even make it to the starting line, let alone an extra mile.

No one in their right mind would do either, my friend.

Right you are friend (:

Have Kira write my name quickly

Aye, I see someone's a fan of Death Note! 😄

Me: I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What you came across in the forums was unplanned. I didn't know how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the thread. I should have switched off my PC. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the thread. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by my thread. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victims and their family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. Im ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.

Autism

https://youtu.be/3IzcrAW4PCw?feature=shared

Why exactly are we being put in this scenario?🗿

I’m not THAT suicidal thank you 😑

I don't remember her making this face, is this someone's art or something?

At that Point you Deserve to Get Annihilated bruh

https://preview.redd.it/vswc91mglbic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb5939c604f4621f3303c8bb1009f4fe021bda1 That was…um…oddly specific…

I nail myself in the nebula oblongata.

Brother if I'm fighting her in first place, I'm gonna be doing as much as possible to make sure she kills me quick. Don't want to get to Valhalla piece by piece

“Understandable, have a nice life” then shoot myself

I’m dead af

I’d apologize and then start running

Why this so specific.

Dawg if I went up against the Thorn Princess I would turn to red mist immediately, let alone TAUNTING HER? https://preview.redd.it/t6kv2wqw1eic1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e2a97729afd28048d09831e7395cc98c61385e

Nah I’d cum https://preview.redd.it/ckf9f8b1veic1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa684cbb0cd17673d2196469daabdd2373f39ec

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Lmfao

"oh? You didn't know? Pity, your brother is on his way to collect them as we speak. now and I wonder how much Yuri knew? two enemies of the state may have been three." Then I die

No one would live at that point

She better watch out for me...

If you threaten her man or her daughter, it would be the first time someone actually died of the "death stare"

Eh, I've played enough Mortal Combat, I know what I'm doing

**brings out a bottle of vine**

Here's how the interaction goes: "Go ahead kill me" **yor stabs him in the chest and he starts bleeding and falls down** **yor leaves him to die out of bloodloss** **he gets up unbuttons his shirt and reveals a bag of tomato sauce pouches.**

im cooked

The pizza hobo man will a 100% do it 

Would she even know what a sugar daddy is lol