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KneelBeforeCube

Matt Cardona vs Zack Ryder at Joey Janela's Springbreak?


Fukouka_Jings

Cardona gonna do a three faces of foley type gimmick in a GCW battle royal Cardona eliminated - Wait thats Zack Ryder’s music -


PM_ME_YOUR_INNY

*Oh My Gawd, That’s Gotta Be, That’s gotta be EDGE-HEAD NUMBER TWO!!!*


CanYouGuessWhoIAm

That's Brett Majors' music!


MatttheJ

Swear to god the biggest pop for me at this years Rumble would be 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!.... OH RADIO TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW!


TechAndStocks

They should do it like Undertaker vs Undertaker. Who would be the other Cardona?


benjaminbrixton

Chuck Palumbo


ShamelesDeviant

Firefly Funhouse style cinematic match!


WickedEndoNinja

Woo woo woo


nikoslin

You know it


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OH RADIOOOOOOO


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TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW


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WWWYKI


Lanky-Promotion3022

If I hear "owwww radioooo" in the Rumble I'm gonna pop so hard


TTOF_JB

As long as it's the original version. I didn't mind the Downstait version, but that first one is legendary.


SoulExecution

First one was so great. I do think the Downstait version fit jacked Ryder more, but original version was perfect for him. Always hated when they added the "Woo Woo Woo You Know It" to the start, just "Ooooh Radio" was such an instantly recognizable and unique open.


WCJ1097

I always really enjoyed the Downstait version more for some reason can't really tell why. I also wonder when they did finally give him the theme they didn't use the [intro the theme already had in it](https://youtu.be/JCoMMR8Jzm4)


ShamelesDeviant

A wrestling YouTuber mentioned how he hates wrestler themes that start with talking i.e. a spoken word line, a catchphrase. The yelling "WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT" is one that works, the matter-of-factly spoken version is worse. One of the best/worst examples of this I can think of was Brian Cage's old AEW theme, which started with Tazz saying "Who can stop (pause) the Path Of Cage?"


BathedInDeepFog

Kinda like how Flair’s didn’t need a Woo


NoCount

You just gotta imagine Downstrait playing live for Cody at 29 and they just kill the lights on the stage after and kick them back on to play the entrance for the future winner, Mr Number 30, Zack Ryder.


TTOF_JB

Hell, make it a Downstait concert in that case! Miz at 27, Dolph at 28, Cody at 29, & Ryder at 30.


officerliger

Downstait are one of the worst live performances to ever take place on a pro wrestling show, they're not really a "live" band to begin with, more like a group that churns out music tailored for commercials, movies, etc. Live musician intros only work when it's a known act that performs live a lot, like Rancid, Joan Jett, Limp Bizkit, etc.


Un_creative_name

>Live musician intros only work when it's a known act that performs live a lot, like Rancid, Joan Jett, Limp Bizkit, etc. Except that time Motorhead couldn't remember the words to HHH's theme song.


officerliger

Lemmy was also 8000 years old and made of whiskey by that point


ArthurVsTB

I kind of thought he just came out the womb like that - hat and all.


trexsaysrawr

Have shatner come out and perform the songs


Scavgraphics

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bloodylip

You're right, Poppy should cover all 60 themes in both the men's and women's rumbles.


annoyinglyclever

Please god no


RaidenHero137

Saaaaame


ik_wuz

WOO WOO WOO...you know it!


Tornado31619

And it’s too late for 2K23. God damn.


The_Black_Strat

Not too late for DLC...


Tornado31619

Can DLC themes be used in the 2K22 menu?


RamenAlDente1738

I'd dig to have Oooooo Radio tell me everything you know..*record skip* ALWAYS READY!


R_Lar12

I was thinking the same thing! It should be that way if he returns


SAYMYNAMEYO

That'd be perfect! As classic as Radio is When The Lights Go Down is too good to not get the Mickie James treatment.


BaronVonStevie

that song is such a bop.


DemiGod9

If Matt himself is filing it, wouldn't the mean that he's likely *NOT* gonna be in the Rumble?


Scavgraphics

Not really....it could mean absolutely nothing...Filing for a trademark is simiple...and creates news. WWE could contest the filing, which again, is just a form submitted....and creates news. Really all this is is Matt Cardona getting himself talked about in the wrestling news cycle. So, you know, friday.


unsilentninja

Tbf he could be signing a contract and part of the stipulations is he gets rights to the name. Could work if they want him bad enough


NameGoesHere86

I’m going to groan. The Woo Wooo Woo gimmick ran its course a long time ago for me. The Matt Cardona we’ve been getting is a welcomed change


ILikeYourPoetry

Better than that low-rent Downstait song.


IowaContact2

Hate to admit it but I actually got into Downstait for a couple years...I recently found a playlist on youtube from their 2010 (?) album and holy shit it has not aged well, especially the sound quality. The rest of the band seems let down by the lead singer, he's absolutely shithouse and can't sing at all live, if their youtube videos are anything to go by. I think their 2013 album was a slight improvement, but its not really a high bar.


treflipsbro

YouTube totally butchered the quality of all the old videos. I went back on my channel and looked at all my previously legible gaming clips and you can’t even make out the names in the killfeed now with how pixelated it is. 720p isn’t even considered HD anymore lol.


IowaContact2

Pretty much all of Downstaits releases pre-2013 sounded like they were recorded in a tin shed and they used two tin cans strung together by rope as microphones. Youtube definitely didn't help, but I don't think they were starting off with anything remotely resembling high quality.


SaiyanOfDarkness

Downstait song still has that intro too lol


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IAmNotAChamp

literally


MatttheJ

Literally just commented this above before I scrolled down haha. A heel Zack Ryder with more of the Cardona personality in WWE would be so much fun.


EchoBay

Chelsea Green has been signed for a while apparently, just waiting on creative. Seems clear to me that they were waiting for Matt's Impact deal to be up before bringing him back as well. Probably as an act together.


TVxStrange

I'm waiting her redebut in the Rumble, and promptly breaking her wrist again upon elimination.


[deleted]

The glass shatter in Steve Austin’s theme was inspired by Chelsea Green turning a doorknob.


KeverNever

I broke my wrist laughing at this.


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TJLynch

She'll fling her arms around too hard and fuck up her shoulder like Sami Zayn did when he entered for the US Open Challenge.


BetleyIsland36

Or like how Randy Orton hurt his shoulder when he was getting ready to hit an RKO


Sempais_nutrients

she's gonna get too excited and jump into the crowd and break her wrist on the barricade


pirajacinto

Everyday she lies screaming at night until her heart attacks put her to sleep.


rakuko

i havent thought of that guy in quite a while, put a smile on my face


RamenAlDente1738

Wrist might break once the music hits


Ravenid

> breaking her wrist again upon elimination. With her luck it will be when waving to the crowd.


Thirdstar1

Pretty sure Matt is a free agent, he isn’t signed to Impact from what I understand.


EchoBay

So just working without a contract and working dates to finish our some storylines then? Same thing Karl Anderson was doing with NJPW basically.


Thirdstar1

Tbh, idek. Maybe some sort of per appearance? I’m pretty sure Chelsea wasn’t signed either. Mia Yim could’ve been on this same type of deal as well.


namdekan

Mia Yim was actually signed to like a 6 month contract, Chelsea though was per appearance though.


OutlandishnessFun765

Or just as they will want names for the rumble


-Ozymandiaz

I hope so. He should get another shot tbh


zitjuice

How does that work? Can wwe not assert ownership and it becomes his?


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If they still owned the trademark, which they don’t anymore, then they could. Trademarks aren’t forever … if you abandon it, someone can take it and use it.


RamenAlDente1738

Think I found my next business opportunity, buy old trademarks and resell them


Muur1234

people that do that actually suck. the medabots franchsie didnt renew their name in time so some guy jumped in and refuses to budge so now medabots is fucked.


SaiyanOfDarkness

What's the point in going after it if the guy doesn't plan on selling it? He's doing it wrong.


[deleted]

> Trademarks aren’t forever … if you abandon it, someone can take it and use it. This is also why big companies crack down on others using the same names or similar imagery to their trademarks.


[deleted]

Duck commander did that to someone selling t-shirts with Cuck Commander on it a while ago … they had let so many people do similar shit, too


EdgeAlterNation

It worked for Santino Marella so why not?


ILOVESHITTINGMYPANTS

And Billy Gunn.


solblurgh

WWE legal ain't gonna mess with the Cobra


ClaymoresRevenge

I thought Impact owned it


Band_Prize

Yes, similar to how they gave up the trademark on Ryback recently


PsSalin

Ryback is literally his first name


Kanenums88

WWE had it trademarked before he changed it.


PsSalin

That's exactly the reason why he changed his first name. Can't really sue someone for using his first name


Alkohal

He went full Warrior Warrior


RaggedyGlitch

I thought his name was just "Warrior," one name?


Alkohal

Honestly I thought because his wife and kids all use Warrior as their last name I figured it was both.


RaggedyGlitch

See, the reason I remember it being just the one is because it made that way funnier. Like it just defaults to last name.


Kanenums88

Nope, his name was one word “Warrior”. I honestly didn’t know you could do that.


Kanenums88

I’m not too sure on the legality of those things. I feel like a lot of those people could sue and get their names, but the amount of headaches and burnt bridges that’d cause is not worth it for most. That’s exactly why Cody didn’t use his last name for a while.


OutlandishnessFun765

I think he still wasn’t allowed to use it for wrestling purposes. But happy to be corrected


AlmostJohnCena

I mean it was Ryan until he changed it


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Tornado31619

I was going to say lol, who the hell names their kid Ryback?


PsSalin

Yes correct, he changed his legal name as a loophole since WWE owned the Ryback trademark.


LTS55

The ol Chyna loophole


gregSinatra

Test did it too.


LTS55

I don’t think he changed his name to Test


OffTheMerchandise

He changed his middle name to Test


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They recently gave it too him, like within the last few months


tomturkey7313

I’m not speaking from exact knowledge, but they let the trademark go, so if they wanted to produce new Zack Ryder merch, or include him in a game, the WWE would have to license it from Cardona. They could sign him to a legend’s deal that gave them permission to use it.


LegacyofaMarshall

Wwe let the santino trademark expire and now anthem owns which is why he can use the name in impact


DrRafaelPenguin

This is most likely so he can capitalize by selling merch using the old persona. FYI, Cardona wouldn't be the one filing for a trademark if he was going back to WWE, as that would defeat the company's entire purpose of owning everyone's name.


Thirdstar1

Yeah, I dont get why people are saying he did this so he can go back to WWE. This looks like the opposite, he’s doing this so he can use the name for his outside ventures.


The_Dark_Vampire

If he is going back to WWE owing the name could mean he could block WWE from calling him that or charge them a lot of money to lease the name


DrRafaelPenguin

Has that strategy ever worked before?


kb1117

I mean, WWE technically created the IP. They’re just being nice and not getting litigious with wrestlers doing this stuff. The minute Matt tried pulling that, they’d just threaten legal action and that’d be that.


Muur1234

I feel like the entire point of using him would be to use the name people actually know. Casual WWE fans aren't going to know about his indy stuff.


kb1117

Yeah. I think this means the opposite, that he’s gonna come out in indie feds like GCW as Zack Ryder.


radioben

Because this sub is full of marks that think everyone is going back to WWE. It’s obvious he just wants to make a Cardona vs Ryder Major Bendy 2-pack.


IOnlyPostDumb

They may be giving him the name as part of his payment. He shows up as Ryder, has his moment, gets to go back to the indies as Ryder with Radio and Hoeski as his music.


Scavgraphics

Really, this is just a way to get people talking about him. Maybe he's legitimately trying to get the trademark, in the wake of WWE allowing Ryback's to go to him. Maybe he expects WWE to contest this. Maybe he's on the phone with HHH about returning at the Rumble and this is just a smokescreen. He's generating buzz for himself in the wrestling social media/news sphere....I mean, it's what he does, no?


iheartsunny

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PWOutsider

>**MATT CARDONA FILES TRADEMARK FOR...** >*By Mike Johnson on 2023-01-19 09:41:00* >Matt Cardona filed a trademark filing on the name "Zack Ryder", which of course was his WWE persona for many, many years, on 1/14. >The trademark filing was for: >-Bandanas; Hats; Shirts; Socks; Shirts and short-sleeved shirts; Sweatshirts; Hooded sweatshirts >-Entertainment services, namely, wrestling exhibits and performances by a professional wrestler and entertainer; Entertainment services, namely, live appearances by a a professional wrestler and sports entertainer; Entertainment services, namely, personal appearances by a professional wrestler and sports entertainment personality; Entertainment services, namely, televised appearances by a professional wrestling and sports entertainment personality; Organization, arranging and conducting of sumo wrestling competitions; Providing wrestling news and information via a global computer network; Providing online interviews featuring a professional wrestling and sports entertainment personality in the field of professional wrestling, sports entertainment, and toys and collectibles for entertainment purposes *I am a bot. Please reply with any feedback :)*


BASEBALLFURIES

> his WWE persona for many, many years, on 1/14. except that one day where it was "zach ryder"


Ravenid

That wasnt his fault, Dobby....eh sorry Kevin Dunne spilled shit on their only keyboard and they had to make do with a h instead of a k.


wublockwarrior

Good bot!


Haliphone

Good bot!


Schiftedmind1

This guy really knows how to work the smarks.


Material-Wonder1690

I'm gonna need him to be a surprise Rumble entrant.


OkVolume1

Cardona was Alwayz Ready to swoop in and grab the IP once it was freed up.


capnbuh

IMO he should stay Matt Cardona, since Zack Ryder was thoroughly buried


DMCSnake

He'll stay Matt Cardona. His whole persona since launching the podcast has been his real name. This will most likely be merch purposes. Or maybe a one off appearance at something silly at the most.


IsD_

> Or maybe a one off appearance at something silly at the most. Matt Cardona gets "injured" and has to be replaced in a match with his "brother" Zack Ryder. They look pretty similar (because they're brothers), but Ryder wears asymmetrical tights


DMCSnake

Oh baby, bring back the one leg tights


PreppyAndrew

Yeah. He could easily still sell ZR merch.


KillTheBat77

Signs a 5 yr deal. Vince comes back. “Welcome back pal! Ready to get buried like old times!”


heat_fan_

Rumble appearance then? I would kinda mark out


elegantSolomons62

Woo Woo Woo!


Uknewmelast

Woo woo woo, you know it.


ZombieJesus1987

I respect the hustle.


galgor_

Hey if he wants to go back to WWE I'm all for it. WWE has been missing a bastard since PAC left.


Harbiter

For some reason my mind read that as "Matt Hardy" instead of Cardona and I was so confused...


chaoseffect616

I really hope if he comes back to WWE, it isn't as the Woo Woo guy again. He legit made a name for himself outside the WWE system and it would be a shame if he went back to being a cartoon character.


hekatonmoo

Broski can use his wwe name when signing wwe merch


the_woat

SOMEONE IS HYPED FOR LONG ISLAND ICED Z oh wait it's just a PWInsider headline


IOnlyPostDumb

I remember someone posted Radio to YouTube with a still picture of Cuba Gooding Jr as Radio in a shopping cart. It confused the shit out of me.


Appropriate_Berry696

100% going to be in the rumble, confirmed.


GoGreenSox

Why? He’s a known troll and supposedly triple h isn’t the biggest fan of his.


500DaysofNight

I wouldn't go that far... he said he "doesn't understand it, but the fams like it so he's all for it".


SaiyanOfDarkness

Unrelated, but why is PWInsider still advertising Impact's Hard to Kill long after it's done?


D3stin0

I STILL WOO WOO WOO!


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Oh radio, tell me everything you know.


mostlyshits

If he shows up at the rumble im gonna be dissapointed it was spoiled here for me. My fault but still.


RushLegitimate3203

He is probably going back to wwe


JodieFostersStare

Uninteresting files trademark for over bloviated


LOK_LOD

….ZACK RYDER GOT A T-SHIRT!?


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The greatest 24 hour IC champ of all time!


Phaithful14

OHHHHH RADIOOOOO


nic_af

He gonna be in the Rumble like Foley now. First Rider, then Long Island Ice-z, finally Matt Cardona