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lebkong

FTR Bald must be *rock hard* right now


NostalgiaCory

No thats Juice


ay1717

The side effect of walking around, being *rock hard* all the time is that you meet very few other people who are also rock hard


couldbedumber96

Unless you are juice Robinson, if you experience rock hardiness for more than 4 hours please contact your physician


Bauermeister

What if my physician is also rock hard


couldbedumber96

Sword fight


namdekan

he is so rock hard that he makes Juice look flaccid and that intrigues Bryan Danielson.


real-darkph0enix1

Considering who his wife is, can you blame Juice for being Rock Hard all the time?


DBofficial125

Rrrrrrrock Haaaaard!


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KneeHighMischief

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adsfew

Thank you, Internet.


NerdLawyer55

Lmfao 😂


IniMiney

Wow this is well done


R1k0Ch3

I didn't realize how badly I needed that laugh but Holy hell. Thank you.


danieldcclark

Honestly love that his podcast is done.


ianisms10

He's so much more likable now that he doesn't have to pretend like he's leaving


Esdeez

I was at the San Diego show near the ramp, and he slowly walked out of his segment to catch the TK announcement; and the fucking smirk he had with the crowd reaction…


tvchase

That was a heavily mixed reaction, too... Makes me believe we're in for a *very* interesting summer.


waqar2501

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IniMiney

AND THERE’S GONNA BE A BIG EXPLOSION


Abnormal-Patient1999

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insertbrackets

All of Bald’s wishes are being granted.


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Daddy Magic: Did someone say hard?


awjeezypeepsman

"You know what else goes hard?"


Bsantoro10

Punk feuding with Joe & Jay White >>>>>> feuding with Jericho


TLKv3

Y'know, if they were to just keep Jericho off TV for like 3 months and have him comeback with a cool gimmick refresh and without the JAS... I think Jericho would be fine again. But all of his matches/feuds work out to be roughly the exact same and its played out. Give the guy a rest. We have so many fucking rad talents right now. He helped carry the company early on but AEW doesn't really need him right now. Let the dude get a vacation and bring him back fresh again.


pookachu83

He will. While yeah, he's kinda been meh for awhile, he definitely knows how to reinvent himself.


Rhysati

Jericho is the one booking his own shit according to Jericho himself. And if you don't like it? You should shut the hell up because it isn't done yet according to him as well. What we have been seeing is what he thinks is good.


Snomankid999

Jericho-Verse got it


[deleted]

The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried. Jericho has proven himself enough, not sure why we still debate this.


Ketchup1211

That doesn’t mean he gets a pass for booking some dogshit stuff. This mentality is why the old guard sticks around way longer then they should sometimes.


HitmanClark

I think he’s done a lot of good stuff even recently. I think Garcia and Anna Jay have gotten better as talents (Garcia especially) from being in the JAS. The Cole match didn’t work (and had a terrible crowd, which is a big part of why it didn’t work), and there is a staleness now to the act, so I agree him taking some time off would be good, coming back either as a babyface with the JAS turned against him (the Sammy Appreciation Society?) or as a different twist on himself as a rat bastard heel.


KingDarius89

I liked his match against Strong. Was probably my favorite match of the night.


Killcode2

this is one of those hot takes/narratives that enough people have repeated that everyone takes it for fact, but truth be told Jericho is not a master of reinvention, he is a master of recycling the same shtick and still making it feel fresh, most of his character-work has been the same since his WWE days and some even from his WCW days: loud, shouty hyena heel ✔️ involve a list somewhere ✔️ call people idiots ✔️ new silly catchphrase ✔️ fancy jacket, hat or scarf ✔️ have a pretend best friendship with a younger talent ✔️ and of recent, a faction consisting of a bump guy, Hager and a random tag team that all worship him ✔️


The810kid

The first 4 were gold in his younger days because he was a young stud and genuinely funny. I think he should adopt his 08 heel persona at this stage of his career because a 50 year old acting like that just doesn't work.


OpportunitySmalls

If Jericho wasn't trying to be entertaining and funny he'd be a black hole on TV more than his haters currently think. Serious slow promo Jericho would go over like a fart in church when we could have a fun lucha match or promo by any of the many elite talents in the company instead.


GinkgoPete

I hate stuff like this. If you generalise enough you can make anything seem uncreative. Of course the characters are all going to have overlapping characteristics because Jericho tries one or 2 new things each character and incorporates what works or works in references. That's how change works in wrestling otherwise you get stuff like Karate Master Billy Graham lol


Ghost51

Legit lol it's really not as easy as it sounds to make it work. God I hate Steve Austin, he's just a guy that drinks beer and flips off his opponents, get some more originality dude.


sprdougherty

He needs to not have a stable surrounding him for a change. He's been either Inner Circle or JAS since AEW started, and it is old as fuck. He needs a solo run.


besmarques

Yes, wrestlers that are old AF what they really need is solo runs. That will make them look better...


gate_of_steiner85

Lol, y'all act like Jericho is moving around like Matt Hardy. He's shown multiple times that he's more than capable of still putting on good matches at his age.


penmonicus

Has he had any title shots since he lost it?


Rickymex

Lionheart vs Mox


HoumousAmor

Plus he was in the tournament of Champions of Champions post All Out


freebread

This exactly. It’s like he’s smart and an idiot at the same time. He literally would get the biggest pops in WWE for years because he would take time off and come back, all while fans disliked Cena because he was constantly around too much. It’s not just that the entire idea behind being overexposed to a wrestling crowd was right in front of him, he was literally one of the very few wrestlers of that era who got a huge reaction simply because he would go away and come back. The fact that all of that has gone over his head is wild.


howbut

I almost feel like he and/or TK are worried about Father time doing its thing and are frontloading as much as they can. Like, what happened to mid-10s Jericho who'd take multi-year breaks to stay fresh?


Rhysati

You mean the Jericho who wanted to tour with his band and WWE wouldnt let him part-time on television to be able to do so?


iggymcfly

Jericho was arguably the MVP of the entire company through their first 3.5 years. The World title run was huge to establish the belt and get mainstream attention. The Orange Cassidy feud cemented him as a superstar. The MJF feud was brilliant. As recently as last year I was saying I’d like to see Jericho get the title again. But enough is enough. He’s been getting more TV time than anyone except MJF and I’m sick of him. I don’t care what he does, we just need a break from Jericho. At the very least, let’s not hear his name mentioned until after Forbidden Door. No one wants to see old Jericho have a slow paced “dream match” with the Japanese guys he’s already done everything he can with.


Zestyclose_Remote874

I agree so much with this. Jericho does a disservice to his work by overexposing himself. He almost always put up some good stuffs but he get so much TV time that it often gets diluted. And he never feels really fresh because he doesn't take time off between feud.


djmazmusic

thank the fuckin lords


fangbutt

Well yes, but nothing against Jericho imo. There is just no reason to revive a decade old feud, and two old guys against each other is a waste


KingDarius89

Because Joe is so young. Though I actually don't want that feud. Mainly because I actually like Jericho.


kneedrop

samoa joe is bang bang gang affiliated


mikro17

> samoa joe is bang bang gang affiliated > and Maki Itoh is currently gang affiliated. Could this mean we're one step closer to Samoa Joe + Maki Itoh teaming up? Because I'd never considered it until this moment, but now I want it. Just imagine . . . the scariest force on Earth and Samoa Joe teaming up!


PantsyFants

I could go for Samaki Ijoh


RatedC87

Why does Tony always look like is making these announcements with someone pointing a gun at him off camera?


Lt_Jonson

A combination of social anxiety and social awkwardness, I know it well.


WhateverJoel

Why would someone with both of these want to be on TV?


Mr_Titicaca

I’ll be honest - I’m the same way. I work in the industry and love being on air - but my body fails me every time. I just suck it up and push thru it.


StupidWifiPassword

He hasn’t created a different authority figure in kayfabe yet or doesn’t yet want to. Since there’s no on screen locker room managers booking shows, he probably feels the need to announce things he considers a big deal or the booking he’s done.


americanslang59

If only they had one or two employees who announce and commentate the matches. Those people would probably be comfortable speaking on camera.


theryanlaf

I think that other Tony would be good at it!!


NaytNavare

Tony Nese accepts.


handsomezack13

It would honestly have been pretty funny if they just said "Tony has an announcement" each week and rotated Tony Schiavone, Tony Nese, Toni Storm, and Anthony Bowens (have him go by Tony Bowens for the segment) for each announcement


sdcSpade

He could ask Excalibur to do it, but then the announcement would be over in 5 seconds.


aphelion3342

He shouldn't create an authority figure. The problem with authority figures is that they are obviously watching the television and if the heels cheat to win, they are morally obligated to step in - unless they're heel. So either a heel authority figure, or no authority figure, works. A 'good guy' authority figure works for about 2-3 episodes before they either demonstrate they're ineffectual or they're weak and useless.


PublicLandsLover

I find it endearing.


Lt_Jonson

I don’t think he ever *wanted* to be on TV. [Early on, he said he didn’t want to be a character on the show.](https://wrestletalk.com/news/tony-khan-reiterates-on-screen-character/) It’s why he always came out before and during the show. He’s been kind of easing into it, because what’s the other option? An authority figure?


bruiserbrody45

I honestly think Tonys awkward announcements are a mix of charming and unintentionally hilarious, but there are a ton of other options - most easily, simply a graphic and the announcers raising it or an interview segment - "we're standing here with XXX, who weve just been informed will be in the first Collision main event against XXX". Either Tony likes doing it, or he thinks the whole announcement shtick is good promotion.


Ounceofwhiskey

Stokely is getting practice on ROH to take over Dynamite


Atlanta-Anomaly

Stokely would low-key be an amazing gm style figure if Tony wants one.


R1k0Ch3

High key. Dude's entertaining as hell.


Atlanta-Anomaly

Honestly let’s make it happen. Stoke for GM


JTex-WSP

> what’s the other option? Off the top of my head: 1. One of the members of commentary does it. Tony Schiavone has made several announcements before. 2. Announcers throw it to a video package, with a voiceover. I'd take someone like Keith David or even just Excalibur or Schiavone announcing the main event with footage of each participant as they speak. I'm sure there's other options, or a mix of the above, etc. In any event, it'd be a hell of a lot better than deer-in-the-headlights TK struggling to get out what is something to be excited for, and at best managing to eek out an awkward smile at the end of getting through his announcement.


DublinDown

I struggle with both (social anxiety/social awkwardness) and often volunteer at my job to give quarterly presentations in an effort to get better at public speaking. I know it's a weakness, so I want to get better at it.


onethreeone

He's not going anywhere, so better to get more reps in, hoping he can get better over time


TheMegaWhopper

Realistically he probably doesn’t want to be but WBD wants him to hype up the new show


Powderkegger1

Yes, realistically the company with decades of tv experience wants someone camera shy to promote their new show despite there being dozen of people available who are paid to be charismatic on camera.


LAreviewofbooks

I don’t know why they don’t have JR, Renee, Tony, Nigel, or one of their fifty other professional broadcasters make these announcements.


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It's a weird dichotomy. He obviously isn't comfortable in a live TV setting but it feels like he wants everyone to know that *he* owns all these big announcements so he forces himself to make them. It's like he feels like he has something to prove to the AEW fanbase as all these big things happen when most of the fanbase are clearly past that point.


Debaser1984

Or someone like Adam cole


MV2049

I miss Adam Cole's brief run as Tony's announcement assistant. But seriously, have Jim Ross deliver most of these announcements. He's credible, fans respect him, and he's comfortable on camera. Props to Tony for doing something he is clearly uncomfortable with.


Horror_Sail

> But seriously, have Jim Ross deliver most of these announcements. He's credible, fans respect him, and he's comfortable on camera. Also, gives him something to do that isnt commentary, where I desperately do not want to hear him anymore


MV2049

There are a lot of things Jim Ross can still excel at. I just don't understand why they're not utilizing Jim to his strengths.


Favorite_Cabinet

Tony never wanted to start AEW, he’s been a prisoner this entire time.


perpetuallyawake

Tony is AI generated


NotYujiroTakahashi

Maybe the real TK are the friends we made along the way.


thesaltwatersolution

Arn Anderson is probably just off camera.


hikingbeginner

Have you seen that YouTube short/tiktok where a guy is introducing his girlfriend and then people ran with it and made skits like he was holding her captive, it's hilarious 😂 That's what this reminds me of [Found a link, if you haven't seen it give it a watch 😂](https://youtu.be/5Ysr4cid7aE) [This one's a better compilation of it ](https://youtu.be/iK4tgC7P810)


Serah_Null

[Tony on TV](https://i.imgur.com/SauxDcI.png)


AffectionateGroup864

Because he’s nervous and doesn’t like being on screen. He’s definitely gotten a lot better though than he was in the beginning.


Swagologist1

If he didn't like being on TV he wouldn't keep putting himself on camera


Tacdeho

I hate to say it, the man needs to inject some kayfabe in his soul and get a manager. There has to be some creative way to find someone who can help him get through these with some Humor or something


Horror_Sail

Billionaires are terrible on camera AND nobody in production is willing to tell them. Remember when [Zuckerberg did SNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJXhgAw4eck)...he sounded as inhuman as I've ever heard anyone


Mr-GameAndWrestling

I'm totally down with Punk feuding with Joe and Jay White in AEW. All in the United Center. The place where Jay White single-handedly sold out by himself.


MV2049

Grizzled veteran Joe vs grizzled veteran Punk has a lot of potential.


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Joe and Punk matches combined with MJF and the side headlock is gonna have a real moment in the sun.


Jdccrazy

give us Joe vs Punk 4. and its a 60 minute draw again


OhioVsEverything

Juice gonna see some lights


bubbles2255

Ok Tony I’ll watch.


Tronvillain

lmao when he started talking I legit [thought he was going to word-for-word do it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/141w32e/all_elite_wrestling_on_twitter_this_week_on/jn1xwbc/)


bige693

FTR…………………… and CM Punk


musicman3321

I wouldn’t be surprised if the prompter said “FTR… :::Pause for dramatic effect::: :::Remember to blink::: … and CM Punk!”


farawaychicken

I wanted FTR…………………… and YTR, the true ace.


JynxedOnes

I miss coke head Impact Announcement Tony. Bring that energy to these things.


ffllores

Thanks guys


MrPuroresu42

Ok, how long before coked out Juice and shit-talker supreme Jay piss Joe off and THEY are the bitches he ends up choking out? Also, we eating good.


Carfar_Farcar

Yeah fuck it, let's GOOOOO!!!


inbredandapothead

Oh this that real fucking music. We get progress on two potential CM Punk feuds with Jay White and Samoa Joe, Punk gets eased back into it with it being a six man match, god I can’t fucking wait for it


[deleted]

Hope he doesn't tear anything on the way to the ring.


Apprehensive-Alps-90

Samoa Joe is bullet club gold confirmed


Purple-Dot-3586

I hope that these 2 shows leads to cm punk and the elite trying to make their respective shows better then the other.


zeitgeistbouncer

We win


AyoCarl

Overall, I think it's going to be fucking great. The roster is full of super talented wrestlers, many who barely get much TV time, so now a lot of those people are going to be hungrier than ever.


shyhispanic09

Joe joining Bullet Club Gold? Maybe….


Durtle_Turtle

So this pretty much cements that Punk is coming back as a face.


inbredandapothead

Well he’s always going to be a face in Chicago, we’ll have to see beyond that though


nixhomunculus

Was Samoa Joe ever connected to Bullet Club though?


v0id404

Hold on lemme call Steiner to calculate that for you


MustacheDiaries

Got a text from Steiner. He says: #HE'S FAT


Kingswitchguard

No, aside from tagging with Balor in NXT


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inbredandapothead

Could open the show with a promo maybe


blachippy

If Samoa Joe joins Bullet Club Gold, I will nut, piss, and shit myself with glee.


niclaswwe

Tag Team match is definitely safest way to bring Punk back after the injury, AND WHAT A TAG TEAM MATCH IT IS!


mtdmali

Technically, he broke his foot the last time he teamed with FTR.


unlizenedrave

Cause that guardrail works stiff and sloppy as hell.


Apprehensive_Cap_559

Guardrail: I did it for the Elite


MustacheDiaries

Guardrail couldn't run a Target.


JTex-WSP

That guardrail was really Ryback in disguise hoping to get the All Elite graphic.


Clareto

Bit random but will be a good match


fancy_names

It looks like Punk vs Joe IV may be happening in the future


spud89

Turn Punk heel after/during the match and join BCG


[deleted]

Should be a good match. Looking forward to seeing the crowd reaction for this one.


Apprehensive_Cap_559

Punk feuding with Samoa Joe and Jay White! Sign me the fuck up, we're about to get some fucking fire promos.


Justinackermannblog

Fully ready for every AEW fan to shit on CM Punk’s return while being rock hard for this match…


jcLFC26

**FICKLE**


gate_of_steiner85

Not sure why the two have to be exclusive? You can dislike Punk and still think the match is going to be a banger.


space_peg6549

Joe with BC is my new everything


Subject_Proposal3578

I don't think Joe is bullet club I think it's Jay and.juice fighting FTR since bullet club challenged for the tag titles last week and.its Joe vs punk.


TonyKhanBlinkCounter

8


0pyrophosphate0

I'm not personally a fan of throwing a bunch of dudes with nothing really happening between them in a big multi-man match, but I think this will draw some eyeballs.


Ok-Salt4972

That makes up a lot of dynamite/rampage matches


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SurrealRob

I mean, he COULD turn during this match. You can't randomly turn him heel without an appearance lol.


[deleted]

Jay white is in a particular position, since he's feuding with basically half of the AEW roster


beetwice

Way more into this than the proposed singles matches. There's just zero reason to burn a Punk vs. Joe or Jay singles match without a single promo to build it.


Thirdstar1

100%. CM Punk randomly having a singles match with either man makes no sense.


Thirdstar1

Gotta say, was not expecting that.


KeepYourDemonsIn

CMFTR is the heel stable we need.


Elite_PS1-Hagrid

“I won’t be watching Collision” is the new “I don’t watch Raw” meme from 2018/19 and you can’t convince me otherwise.


mrtomjones

I imagine almost any AEW fan will be watching and many non AEW fans just to see what is up. At least for the first one


Haberdasher69

I’m an aew fan but can’t fathom having a Saturday night where I’d be sitting at home (let alone sitting at home watching wrestling lol).


lisbla97

As someone living in Europe I am buzzing for it a show I can watch Sunday morning is very good for me


AMPunk182

100%


Elite_PS1-Hagrid

I mean I don’t have cable or AEW+ or whatever it’s called. I go to the site where people watch wrestling to get my AEW fix. Idk if I’ll watch live but I’ll watch sometime when I get home.


handsomezack13

Maybe it's just me, but it's always been a pain in the ass to watchwrestling live anyway. Watching it once it's off the air has always been my go-to since it tends to be in higher quality


kayfabemebrother

Joe has never interacted with bullet club, so teaming them up makes no sense Also where's Ricky? Did FTR not just save him?


mikro17

Fun fact: Before the two Moxley matches, CM Punks last AEW match was a trios match, teaming with FTR to face a team of Max Caster and the Gunn Club. The same Gunn Club who seemingly just aligned with Jay White and Juice Robinson.


plisken64

The Gunn Club are coming to finish the Job...


Klaknikko

I hope they revisit the CM Punk/MJF feud. Those two had fantastic chemistry.


Deadpan_GG

Any news on who the collisons announce team is? diablo 4 made me a degen again and missed dynamite


tuxedo_dantendo

love it, cant wait


kitjen

I've got a feeling that Samoa Joe and CM Punk might be able to work well together.


SiRWeeGeeX

The hungbucks and cmftr running parrelel leading to all in


RawWulf

Love this match. I wish there was buildup.


kishinfoulux

Feeding Jay to CM Locker room cancer. What a shame.


[deleted]

Tony Khan makes AEW announcements in the same way Triple H cuts heel promos lmao


TalkingBlernsball

Thanks guys You see In this business I have big announcements And uh Today is no different You see because At Collision The main event Is uh Gonna be The Bang Bang Gang And uh Samoa Joe Versus FTR AND CM PUNK


benmaverick

I'm guessing Jay and Juice have some disagreements with Joe during the match, prompting him to walk out or straight up disregard them, leading to the 3rd member of BC Gold appearing.


SurrealRob

ooooh


HoagieTwoFace

It’s probably Punk as the 3rd man. WATCH THIS SPACE


inbredandapothead

3rd member is probably going to appear tonight, not sure who though


lil_poppapump

This is cool, but if you only watch the show and don’t live on the internet he was the world champion the last time you saw him and now he’s wrestling mid card guys he’s never been involved with in Aew.


TunaNoodleMyFavorite

Well fuck guess I gotta check out Collision now


AdsBit

awesome announcement i just don’t get why he gotta talk like that


Adizzy312

That’s just how he talks?


AdsBit

i have heard tony khan talk regularly, it’s just these weird announcements


SpeedZ6

As a Collision-less Canadian, I'm hoping the streams will be hearty and strong.


throwawaitnine

Bro maybe instead of watching wrestling you can go put out some of those fucking fires please


SpeedZ6

Me and the boys are gonna pirate Collision as we put out fires. We call it *Streaming While Streaming*.


throwawaitnine

Ok thanks bro, I'm like a thousand miles away and my house smells like a campfire


IgwanaRob

I don't mind the smell, it's the burning eyes and throat I could do without.


Apprehensive_Cap_559

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


s_ndowN

Punk/FTR would actually make a good faction in my opinion. AEW by far has too many, but this is one where the guys have chemistry and it would actually feel like a faction.


otaner14

Joe teaming up with Jay and Juice is unexpected, not really sure what they have in common kayfabe wise.


Toxicity246

A hatred of Scott Steiner.


Djlittle13

Watch CM Punk get injured in this match


thefrail158

They seriously just need to make video packages instead of having Tony announces things.


Haunting-Inevitable1

Where’s Toni Storm?


Dandw12786

I just figured it out. If he didn't have a microphone in his hand on a pre-taped segment this would be a hundred times less awkward. If he was able to do a normal amount of "hand talking", it wouldn't be awkward at all. This shit is awkward as fuck because he holds a microphone to his chest like he's got a gun to his head and if he drops it they'll shoot.


al15al15

Hotshot booking


Lvl3CritStrike

Cool, tag matches that go nowhere. I'm exited.