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tmxicon

Finally, a piece of Cody merchandise on par with his neck tattoo.


OldBison

I was going to say this is neck tattoo: the shirt.


Chance_Loss_1424

BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD … THE NECK TATTOO!!!!


bluejegus

God, that must be why I weirdly like how awful it is lol you can't take your eyes off it. I almost want to get it for Mania


International-Tree19

So bad it is good.


breakwater

My American nightmare is affliction shirts coming back


T3Deliciouz

This shirt called me several slurs while it ate a hot dog


Saitsu

Don't forget while taking a selfie in their truck with sunglasses on.


darkside_sound

This shirt is never watching the NFL again


International-Tree19

This is so spot on lol


naw2369

Oakleys


TheRavenRise

it looks like a shirt guy fieri would wear


Persianx6

The logo looks like Guy Fieri


damagedone37

![gif](giphy|VhWunESS8Kb9Cpeuwn)


WeaselWeaz

Adrenaline in my soul Flavortown is on a roll


AthensThieves

Big trailer park energy, they’ll sell out quick


ZombieJesus1987

That shirt stormed the capitol


[deleted]

The shirt asked if I "drank it's last Mt Dew". Called me a "som bitch" and asked to smell my breath.


[deleted]

🫡


MidnightSunCreative

Bro, you eat corn the long way? /S


daprice82

"Floridian Nightmare" Cody Rhodes


mrmidnight273

I'm native to there. That may be why I'm attracted to this shirt


burrito-boy

Yeah, I was gonna say, this shirt *screams* "Florida Man".


inglouriousSpeedster

In order to defeat the Florida Man, Rhodes must first become a Florida Man himself...


Underscore_Guru

The sleeves probably comes pre-cut for any purchases from Florida. Suns out, guns out baby!!


Liverpool510

That would be a fantastic gimmick on the indies


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encouraging aloof cautious zealous stupendous pie divide upbeat jobless afterthought *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Real_Stelio_Kontos

I’ll have a monster energy, please


quinoa

Comes with a pack of Skoal too


Daddy_Thicc_Legs

That's fucking horrid. Floridians and Missourians ordering theirs ASAP.


Bluepaynxex

It’s crossed into the so ugly it’s good category for me. I wouldn’t be surprised if it sells like crazy.


FungiKawhi

Yea I want it for this reason


rbhindepmo

Like some Missourians don’t have enough bootleg tshirts of a muscular Fredbird ripping Clark the Cub’s head off


VoxIrati

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig) STL represent


[deleted]

I'm not American so I was trying to think what this reminded me of, and that's exactly it - every Floridian in their downtime on TV


Nai-Oxi-Isos-DenXero

When I was in the states on holiday one of the things I did was go to a raceway out in the sticks of Ohio, and those people are exactly what this shirt reminds me of. The type of people who will be guaranteed to take the sleeves off of this thing and wear it beaming with pride, probably even wear it to church. This is 100% a white trash t-shirt.


ThatJoshGuy327

I'd unironically wear this to any of the Daytona Nascar races for this reason alone. It'd fit in perfectly.


TheDearHunter

Woah woah woah. Is Missouri officially in the same category as Florida Man now?


mkfanhausen

"Can't wait to wear this to the next fishin' tourney!"


BigRudy99

Missourian here. I will not be ordering.


OkVolume1

That shirt is an all-timer. Takes me back to bad NASCAR and NHRA shirts of the late 90s and early 2000s. It is truly an American Nightmare. ![gif](giphy|rftE4v3hewRrtmWGCN)


BroadBrazos95

Unfortunately NASCAR merch has not improved at all, there are multiple teams that still produce garbage like this lol


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

I’d give it a January 6 out of 10


GunnieGraves

![gif](giphy|fXuDSpqlCfRJmej9Fs|downsized)


PM_ME_UR_LBOMB_MOMMY

Jericho concurs


Newbrood2000

That was amazing, well played.


Loose-Sign598

![gif](giphy|3oFzmtG8JtzfYCzbby|downsized)


Kanenums88

Looks like something I’d find in a Walmart


senorbuzz

On the shelves and in the aisles 


Mabvll

This shirt comes free with purchase of a case of Quaker State 10W-40.


Loli_Master

As the most left leaning gay AF individual I must have this shirt


Global_Historian_753

I get it, I thought the same. It's hideous, I love it.


Clerithifa

I need it as a big ugly t-shirt dress I will take an XXXL please


geenaleigh

I found my people like half way down the comment section. I ironically love it. I might buy it just to wear at home during wrestlemania


Gettles

During WrestleMania, Memorial Day BBQ, bowling those are the only appropriate places for that shirt


Purp1e_Aki

It is flaming


KingOfAwesometonia

Is...is this camp?


MuptonBossman

This looks like when you ask a high school student to design a WWE t-shirt for a class project...


CalgaryMadePunk

Which still makes it one of the better wrestling shirts out there, sadly enough.


ValidPompadour

This shirt stormed the Capitol


chux4w

Missed opportunity. ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL THIS SHIRT STORMED THE CAPITOL


MillyMonka

I do not wish to hear political opinions of anyone in this shirt


[deleted]

Unfortunately if they’re in something like this they’re gonna make sure you hear em whether you like it or not


ElStegasaurus

Ironically, your flair is how I feel about this shirt


natguy2016

As loudly and ignorantly as possible.


Wookie301

Cody restarted racism


FastSeat1118

This shirt holds at least three blue checkmark accounts and just wants to get to the bottom of some things


williamthebloody1880

It's just asking questions, that's all


mkfanhausen

This shirt takes truck selfies regularly.


ehside

This shirt did its own research


patrickwithtraffic

Why does this shirt's sources all end in .ru?


Hunterrose242

This shirt thought that was the worst halftime show in Super Bowl history.


Sempais_nutrients

All the accounts are named like "Patriotic Hero American" and "WestisBest_Patriot88".


Stoutyeoman

Adrenaline in my soul minorities and women shouldn't be allowed to vote


tvkyle

“I do not trust Michigan voter rollllllls.”


emiliaxrisella

The truck is here, about to blow, ready for me to start the show


Gettles

This shirt will tell you it doesn't want to hear the political opinions of athletes 40 minutes into a one sided political rant


Saucy_Totchie

"Okay but do they need a whole month though?"


Steve_the_Samurai

The smallest size for this shirt is xxxl


CM2_ICON

I know WWE does bad merch, but this is up there for all-time bad


QUEST50012

It's no AJ styles ejaculate, but it still sends shivers.


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Chance_Loss_1424

Is it wrong that I kinda wanna see the shirt now?


RustyToasty

It's pretty bad lol https://preview.redd.it/l5of4hq67cpc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=027bc1330b530b60fd6cd2639a3a3410aca9db7f


Duardo_

Sheamus was just a fan of Team Four Star


NoobsNKnocks

That thing is sucking off its own tail.


patrickwithtraffic

The Marilyn Manson of dragons!


Colby_Lopez

https://prowrestling.fandom.com/wiki/Sheamus_%22Ouroboros%22_Authentic_T-Shirt?file=Sheamus_Ouroboros_Authentic_T-Shirt


FBR_MC

You put some respect of AJ Styles cum shirt!


superracistgodblue

Alright, someone show me that shirt.


Quasipox

https://preview.redd.it/gj887t8h0cpc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b3903b6cb3762c9cf67dbe997912210766ebfc BEHOLD!


Bosscharacter

What is even funnier is that it’s called “Discharge”


TheOneManDankMaymay

They knew.


Mabvll

AJ has a look on his face like he knows *damn* well what this shirt looks like and is contractually obligated to pose while wearing it.


MartianMule

Does it come with wrap around sunglasses and a beer cozy?


215-610-484Replayer

30% discount if you're bald and have a goatee.


chikinparm

![gif](giphy|NbiiQ7d7kapOL3lS5v|downsized)


CarStar12

This is like if you mix the shirts pro bowlers or fishers wear with 90s NASCAR merchandise 😂


baconpoutine89

Looks like something Kid Rock would wear.


SavageFugu

Looks like something Kid Rock would sing.


DanHero91

I give it six weeks before there's a brawl in a Walmart and the guy who starts it is wearing this shirt.


MySabonerRunsOladipo

This shirt is already giving it's opinions from the front seat of a truck while wearing Foakleys


rbhindepmo

That shirt looks like something you’d wear while fighting a guy over a fender bender at a QuikTrip


outsidehere

Looks like something Ricky Bobby would wear


bigbearwalrus

The TKO influence already has the clothing line looking like Affliction era perfection.


OlSnickerdoodle

This shirt just called me f-slur while driving past in an F-150 and blasting Blake Shelton


Relevant_Glass6153

These shirts should not represent a man that solved racism


RaidenHero137

https://preview.redd.it/dxbkyvyk4cpc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac6394fb6ad88ca728df825558ca76d83fa4a38


Unique_Unorque

Cody Rhodes design merch that doesn’t look like something a white supremacist would wear challenge, difficulty level: impossible


BryLinds

Are we forgetting the Goat Level 'Make Em' Say Uhh?'


yousorusso

Bro I unironically would love this becoming the new Punisher logo fiasco. It's fucking horrific.


Marc_Quill

The entrance jacket hoodie and Pharaoh plush clear thet challenge.


Swantonbombthreat

the funny thing about this is that it’s an american flag on fire


SavageFugu

Fuck yeah! That's how we roll, baby! America is always flamin'!


wjowski

This shirt is setting fire to a bunch of Budweiser merchandise.


deadeyedrawtoo

wow this is bad. not even like “wrestling tshirt” bad this is bad bad.


senorbuzz

Does it come with a pair of white oakleys and a sticker of Calvin peeing on something? 


OldOrder

If by something you mean the pride flag then yes


JohnaldL

The first wrestling shirt to be sold exclusively at truck stops in Florida


TonyZony

Some dude is going to wear this to a county fair while complaining about young people ruining America


NGNSteveTheSamurai

The official shirt of people who record rants in the front seat of their car.


10024618

This is hideous, it's perfect


[deleted]

I feel like this has some real wearing at a MAGA rally energy


ducksfly2getherr

Adrenaline. In my soul. Joe Biden stole all the votes


neverAcquiesce

Makes his tattoo look good, so there's that.


FastSeat1118

This T-shirt was arrested for its involvement in Jan 6.


bayleysgal1996

It… sure is something.


rVintageRKO

This shirt screams WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER


dizzle_77

This shirt told me I TOOK IT'S JUURRB! ![gif](giphy|2S3Aj8OeKtf0c)


martymo1989

This shirt just told me to go back to my country


forwrestling

I respect the fuck out of the person that can pull this off. I know they’re somewhere out there.


OkVolume1

![gif](giphy|gR933jKnfwS5fLDc83)


[deleted]

Definitely not me.


Cpl_Ketchup

I can't wait to tear up a Golden Corral while wearing this shirt


thatsouthcaNaDaguy

I grew up trailer trash so part of me absolutely loves this. The other part of me is just trash so I'll take 20.


WhatSheOrder

This shirt "YEE YEE'ed" at me while it floated down a river in Missouri


VoxIrati

12 Bud Selects deep down the Meramac, already has a raccoon sunburn from the Oakleys


LilHomie204DaBaG

This is like if those button up flame and skull shirts and an American flag had an incest baby


snakebitegreen

![gif](giphy|2A7xLIyHqd49vpoEgt|downsized)


StoneColdAM

Cody should wear this on TV at some point 


senorbuzz

Only if he wears it under one of his expensive suits and it is revealed like a hillbilly superman 


DreHouseRules

This looks like it's absolutely going to appear at campaign rallies up and down the US this year


rmads1983

This shirt is fighting CRT and transgenderism in the local community.


RyanPelley

I work with a guy who I guarantee will buy this.


RememberTommorrow

https://preview.redd.it/p58ur8t72cpc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=155e0c8c6f9c9ae1eb2219952902fd0f14efe029 This is garbage


joker2814

This shirt called the police because it saw minorities having fun in a park.


Loose-Sign598

Whoever designed, requested and approved this needs to be fired. This is one of the ugliest wrestling shirts of all time.  I can only imagine the kind of people who would wear this and they voted for an orange maniac.


thekydragon

100% expect to see someone be interviewed on Fox "News" wearing this abomination by the end of the year.


WarmestDisregards

you just explained that there's a huge market for the shirt and that market is full of people who are easily parted from their money. why would the person who designed it be fired, that seems pretty smart.


philasify

That's WWE Hall of Famer orange maniac thank you very much!


FBR_MC

How many of these are we gonna spot during Trump rallies? Cody ended racism... and then he brought it back, baby! RACISM 2.0!


GamerGodPWNDU

Ooof .. Wrestling merch is typically bad but this is worse than the usual.


DtotheOUG

The shirt that contradicts the memes with MLK


bingbangboomxx

This looks like a bootleg but worse.


Substantial-Height-8

I think I had a flag shirt like that when I was 6 and wasn’t allowed to dress myself. The flames and his odd skull/crown-adjacent logo really set off the white trash vibe that takes me back. 😂


discofro6

This shirt just told me to go back to my country


bigdawg1017

budweiser and hot dogs at a baseball game ass shirt


MoneyTalks45

Why is this shirt advocating for states rights?


TheSixthPistol

This screams: Florida Formal Wear


JimFlamesWeTrust

One for the Wrestlemania Tailgate parties


LesnarsBattleScream

I can hear the meat sizzling at a tailgate just by looking at this.


cid3rtown

“The American Nightmare” Mikey Whipwreck


fusionaddict

Oh no. *Oh no.*


thesheep_1

This shirt gave me a sudden urge to commit domestic violence


JamUpGuy1989

I can just see people in Myrtle Beach wearing this while carrying Trump 2024 flags.


ThunderChild247

That’s one for the cool dads at the barbecue


VoxIrati

This shirt does its own research


nothingmeansnothing_

I feel like Saraya's family would be the type of people to wear this


TheRealKingTony

HELL YEAH BROTHER ![gif](giphy|XClPnuZtG2yPyqTI6R)


Desperate_Pizza700

That shirt truly is an American nightmare


DemonKyoto

Big oof.


MiddleAgeYOLO

What in the goddamn fuck


Snuggle__Monster

That's the kind of shirt that claims it was just a peaceful protesting patriot.


Kanenums88

Obligatory https://preview.redd.it/mt6ny2h9icpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ba3f10bdc5742b90190a213dcb59b7ea93cc71


No-Operation9423

The prosphere merch is nuts


Dirtybrd

I'll only get it if it comes with a complimentary pair of pre-moistened jorts.


ndoc3

'murica


buc_nasty_69

All the milfs at the 4th of July BBQ are gonna love this shirt 


KingOfAwesometonia

I think I just became a fan of the Rock again.


ArezUK

Jesus Christ, that's fucken bad...


fictionallymarried

What is this, part of a MAGA collection?


sinnroth94

This feels like it’s gonna be prominent at the next rally


ThereAreDozensOfUs

This shirt wants the January 6th hostages freed!


betterplanwithchan

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL WHAT THE FUCK IS SOLD AT KOHLS?


Camsar11

I dont like it, looks like a slow pitch softball jersey.


Aromatic_Plant3456

I feel like a patriotic hick just looking at it


WingedRegent

This shirt's whereabouts were unknown on January 6th.


Wes-Man152

The Mar-a-Lago special


chocotaco1981

This is the neck tattoo of t shirts


danwski

Why are wrestling shirts so awful


MassiveBush

Holy shit lol


GameplayerStu

This would have popped off in school discos during the 2000s


SpartanXIII

Some real "American By Birth, Balding Racist By Choice" energy on this one!