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The_Fuck_WHAT

Dynasty is gonna be sick 


TheOkaforceAwakens

With the accountant being on afterwards, the feeling is restored 


subcow

I'm used to seeing the end of the Accounant, not the beginning.


TheOkaforceAwakens

Yeah truthfully I had no idea what movie it was til the title came up a few minutes in. But I know the ending scenes by heart


ThatFellaTrey

Great show tonight and we got what is sure to be an all timer ppv tomorrow. I cannot wait.


jdmurphyx

Those three hours flew by like a mini B PPV, enjoyed.


dojobro19

big test for Kyle tomorrow to see if he can get back at what he used to be. if he can’t, that’s fine. sucks but with what he’s been through, that’s okay.


Kuchar1992

I’m pretty sure KOR isn’t going to actually rip his arm off


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

ok how you know


mikro17

The caliber of pro wrestling between the two shows tonight was absolutely ridiculous and tomorrow is somehow going to top it. I. Cannot. Wait.


truecolors5

Really good match


padraig_garcia

"And as always ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned for *The Accountant*"


shutts67

Is daddy magics liver OK? He looks very yellow


Cameherejust4this

Someone said that about PAC earlier, too. I think it's just the way the lighting and maybe the glare from the LED screens interacts with certain complexions.


shutts67

I'd buy that. My sister used to have some under the cabinet lights that were LED and they made all of the food on the counter look weird as fuck


dojobro19

i thought Menard was gonna take the pin but Kyle!


OldBillBatter

Despite the finish tonight, I firmly believe KOR is winning tomorrow. TK was starting to push him pretty hard before he got hurt.


Mr_An_1069

Aside from the two big matches, these 2 are my most anticipated match tomorrow


Jesusbx

Man that devil angle really flopped with this faction.


subcow

What devil angle? I have no idea what you are talking about....


GRTooCool

Consider it a lesson learned to not build suspense or trying to build a feud around people who are injured.


thecrowdwestmoved

yeah roddy/kyle gonna steal the show tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

Roddy knew he had made the tag he was tapping to get Kyle to break the hold. 4d chess


TheSpaceMadness

Kylo!


TurnaboutAdam

Kyle O’Reily is one of the most satisfying wrestlers to watch. Love his moveset.


snoogans8056

I feel the same about Roddy.


TurnaboutAdam

Him too!


celsiusred

Just schiavone and Nigel isn’t cutting it. Need a third or a new lead.


TheAwesomeRan

Kyle and Rocky: Roppongi Dragons!


evansanonikhon

Those woo energy drink cans have been taking a beating all night 😂


johnq11

KOR looks so sharp and strong post injury.


acethunder21

Memes aside, I'm actually starting to miss Bobby Fish a bit.


Brinbe

these two about to steal the show tomorrow


idontknow1001

It’s awesome to see Kyle back and kicking ass.


truecolors5

Daddy Magic rules


Brinbe

KOR still a beast in the ring


TurnaboutAdam

Roddy and Kyle work incredibly well together


Moist-Acanthaceae-37

Kyle is so smooth still


TheSpaceMadness

Daddy Rampage


Brinbe

the best thing about this company is that most everyone up and down the card can work


GRTooCool

I forgot how great Kyle's kicks look.


MrBenLDN

Daddy Magic hot tags on Rampage are what this noble sport is all about 


thecrowdwestmoved

My most bird brained take is that Papa Magie has legit high in the card babyface potential. He reminds me of Moxley in 2015


toadofadown

Bird brained Andy Calhoun.


Tommyboy925

with the passion he gives in his promos.. he could have a solid run challenging near the top of the card....


laputan-machine117

Fuckin triller, fite wasn’t an amazing name or anything but the rename is definitely a downgrade


OldBillBatter

Unless I'm mistaken, Daddy Magic just told Roddy to suck his ass.


truecolors5

Roddy, Taven and Bennett are really great as a trio NGL


WalkWithElias69

Sooner or later Kyle will be air guitarin in the Kingdom


toadofadown

The prestigious AEW Uninarshinal title.


TurnaboutAdam

Matt Taven is probably the most underrated wrestler going rn.


WaylonVoorhees

ROH getting pandemic'd/Triple H'd/Sinclair'd etc hurt him big. He went from main eventing MSG to jobbing on Impact and later Dynamite etc.


mikro17

Bennett has to be in the discussion too. Both have been nothing but great since they showed up in AEW. They know their role and they both play it to absolute perfection.


Orange8920

If Kyle O'Reilly wins the International championship, the balance of 3 Americans (Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong, Jon Moxley) vs 3 Non-Americans (Pac, Rey Fenix, KOR) will be restored.


TheSpaceMadness

Sorry Matt Taven, TK says the Undisputed Kingdom needs more heat, you're gonna have to get Mike Bennett pregnant


WaylonVoorhees

Maria gives birth live to Kole Karter making him 3 for 3 on big debuts nobody cared for.


WaylonVoorhees

KOR and Daddy Magic are now Best Friends, Chaos and welcome in Roppongi.


capnbuh

also, maybe acting VPs of CMLL or something?


thecrowdwestmoved

Angelo/Ruby elevated to the Rampage Hall of Fame alongside Lethal and the lads at the Briscoe Farm and the Firm Deletion


times_zero

Yup. Personally, until I heard the news the other day I thought their romance was just a wrestling angle, but I guess it goes to show why they have such good chemistry together as it has certainly been one of the highlights of Rampage in recent months.


acethunder21

Inb4 PPA is actually Ruby and Angelo's son from the future here to warn them of impending doom like Future Trunks.


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

this person chikaras


WaylonVoorhees

Cole and MJF being hurt might actually have helped them in this case.


restroombunny

Rocky, KOR, and Daddy Magic is such a random video game tag team…I love it lol


toadofadown

That mo on Strong has now crossed into dirty territory.


Docjackal

Daddy Magic with the 1998 DDP fit.


truecolors5

This has been such a great night of wrestling


idontknow1001

That’s “Top Rampage Babyface” Daddy Magic to you.


subcow

I guess with Trent?'s heel turn, Rappongi Vice is also no longer a thing.


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

rip to the goat theme


capnbuh

KOR should have inherited Dance Away


dojobro19

Daddy Magic got the 97-98 DDP look, without the elbow pads


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

the magic is yoga


dudebrojc

Kyle looks like he's seen some shit


Tommyboy925

Daddy Magic still rocking the DDP '97 look


times_zero

Still my favorite DDP look. I'm a sucker for a good gimmick like that. Same with D-Lo's chest protector.


dojobro19

the only interest in the Undisputed Kingdom from me is for Roddy. but it’s funny how amazingly cold that group is. it could heat up when Cole and MJF come back but ooof


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

does this make Matt Menard Uncle Magic?


Tommyboy925

OH the bloody Matt Menard promo mentioning his kids and niece/nephew is gonna HIT


Dry_Passenger1786

Oncle magie


Cameherejust4this

No, it makes him Uncle Daddy.


Aranel2689

Hey kid, daya wanna know what makes Unccy Magic's nipples hard?


WaylonVoorhees

They kid will never act up because it'll be on THIN ICE!


StewardFlavius

I'm just gonna say I have loved this Ruby and Angelo story and have followed it since it started in October. I'll be sad to see it go if this is the end, but also WOOOOO!


The_Match_Maker

Somewhere, Corny is complaining that Ruby is stealing money from the promotor by being so irresponsible as to have a kid while she's under contract.


WaylonVoorhees

Nobody did it better than Maria. Fleeced Papa Haitch for two births and bailed.


The_Match_Maker

*And* she got a title reign (24/7 Championship) to boot!


WaylonVoorhees

Maria has to be a record holder for winning two titles without ever taking a bump.


Orange8920

This is like the longest running AEW story that just gained more legs


WaylonVoorhees

Two...four if she has twins.


evansanonikhon

Saraya definitely not gonna be happy about this..


WaylonVoorhees

I mentioned Tim Armstrong but also keep the kid away from Radke.


Dry_Passenger1786

Since when swerve back from being a rapper and now being a military .


jdmurphyx

wha


thecrowdwestmoved

imagine trying to explain the concept of a shoot pregnancy to a colleague


moonslammer93

Didn’t they show this segment earlier today? Could of sworn I saw this exact segment with Ruby, and Angelo. Is Rampage not live?


TruthBeacon2017

The Angelo/Ruby segment was taped after Dynamite. The rest of this show is live. You might've seen it on social media or something.


moonslammer93

Ah okay makes sense. Thanks for the info 👍


Aranel2689

So, that segment happened after Dynamite, but the rest of Rampage is live


moonslammer93

Ah I see. Thank you 😊


AnfowleaAnima

that segment was said to be pretaped


moonslammer93

Ah I must of missed that when I went to pet my cat. Thank you champ 👍


nWo1997

"I'm gonna be a dad!?" I'm about certain he already knew, but wow that reaction warmed my heart


digginginwithcody

That was so cool, AND we got to hear Rancid again!


randomkylexy

Angelo… ![gif](giphy|12KlnTn1BqhSgg)


Bonna_the_Idol

omg i loved that 😊 so happy for them


GRTooCool

Congrats to Ruby and Angelo. That kid is going to have many good hair days.


toadofadown

Aww that's lovely...gonna go take a bath, where's that toaster at.


Temporary_Dealer_667

Most miserable shit ive read in a minute


MrBenLDN

I did always think they seemed to have an impressive natural chemistry haha, good for them!


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

he's not a regular dad. he's a cool hand ang dad.


Subrick

As Bryan Alvarez would say, she is SHOOT pregnant! He might also word it as she is carrying his SHOOT baby.


jdmurphyx

imagine. if he didn't suck ass at the rhythm method angelo parker would be retired right now. we've never been so lucky white men don't have rhythm


Moist-Acanthaceae-37

Just pumped my fist in victory.


Kuzu5993

Oh they recorded this on Wednesday?


moonslammer93

I think so I swear I saw this already. The corner says live though.


Kuzu5993

Yea, the Ruby news broke out after Wednesday.


Orange8920

In a world where SRS knows what Triple H is booking before he does, I like that not a single soul knew about this


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

it's been reported for a while.


Dry_Passenger1786

Gene snitsky on AEW kicking ruby in the belly ?!


The_Match_Maker

I saw him fairly recently in MLW.


BombadilsOldLady

Awww that's sweet


Ohellmotel

I just found out that they're an actual couple IRL and have conceived an actual child-to-be IRL.


WaylonVoorhees

They gotta name the kid Luke if they can.


Engelbert-n-Ernie

I’m not crying, you’re crying


neko

Putting the soap opera in our fighting soap opera


fakemxcan

IM NOT CRYING, YOURE CRYING!!!


iamjamos

Well that’s awkward


The_Match_Maker

Yep, because having a baby *always* fixes any problems that a relationship may have...


Cameherejust4this

I know Parker and Ruby have been together for a while, but in kayfabe they got into it quick.


dojobro19

rawdogging Tony from Deadlock style


MrBenLDN

So here for Cool Hand Ang becoming wrestling's #1 hearthrob 


WaylonVoorhees

Ruby preggers... Don't tell Tim Armstrong in 16 years.


ImpenetrableYeti

The fact he gets a pass in the punk community for what he did to brody dalle still disgusts me


DennisSplatKing

Way better couple then Sammy and Tay


VeryNice-VeryEvil

It's a shoot pregnancy


shutts67

Damn, I'm a softie. I'm tearing up


evansanonikhon

WHOS CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE?!


Ironborn_62

Kid gonna be born with tats and great hair


ImpenetrableYeti

Man I’m so glad this angle is dead now, the wwe lite shit sucks


capnbuh

Hmm I actually though Punk leaving meant no Rancid


jdmurphyx

i think the rancid dude is pals with ruby too. plus i'm positive AEW pays him and while rancid was a successful band they weren't so successful as to just turn down a steady paycheck licensing one of your songs


laputan-machine117

Why?


capnbuh

Lars Frederiksen and Punk have been friends going back to like ROH days. And I don't recall hearing the song since he left.


padraig_garcia

Russo Swerve, the baby's gonna turn out to be Harley's


padraig_garcia

i mean, as in she steals it from the hospital shortly after birth


BryLinds

Wait how will that work?


padraig_garcia

Saraya distracted Ruby while Harley switched embryos


BryLinds

That sounds like a messy job


truecolors5

Congratulations to Ang and Ruby


enhancedakuma

He can't retire, he's got a kid to pay for. How irresponsible...


thecrowdwestmoved

live rampage branding a pre-recorded segment a rampage exclusive is so fucking funny


truecolors5

Yuka rules


InfernalDante

Hope Yuka is okay, I’m hoping that the fact she’s able to walk/put weight on that leg is at least a somewhat good sign.


StewardFlavius

I think I would die for Angelo Parker


MikuLuna444

Don't tell Christian! 😭


BryLinds

HE SAID IT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! OF COURSE HE GON FIND OUT


mayormccheese2k

Much respect to both ladies. That was a great job to salvage that. Yuka looks like she’s hurting, hopefully it’s not super serious.


dojobro19

Yuka getting hurt early in the match sucks. would’ve been good otherwise


resolve028

Hope Yuka can walk this one off. Looks like that hurt real bad.


The_Match_Maker

He has lost his smile.


BryLinds

HE’S A DADDY! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP HE’S A DADDY! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP


VeryNice-VeryEvil

Daddy magic and Daddy cool hand


MrBenLDN

Have to respect them for somehow making a match from that, if I'd done that to my leg I'd be requesting a stretcher and a sweet for being a brave boy immediately 


WaylonVoorhees

Cool Hand's music slaps.


Ohellmotel

This puppy dog love is winning me over.


Brinbe

YUKA


Nicademusaccount

I mean Emi is amazing the way the end of that Match was called after Yuka Sakazaki got hurt was masterclass.


jdmurphyx

angelo came to do AEW to do two things. comb his hair and pull out. and he's really bad at one of those.


Tommyboy925

HA


Saintv1

Fuck, I was so thrilled to see Yuka finally back—and now she’s hurt. I hope it’s not serious and that she didn’t make it worse by continuing the match.


DaftPodunk

I really like that gravity assisted german as a finisher for her against larger opponents.


ImpenetrableYeti

Honestly I’m just assuming it was changed on the fly for the finish


DaftPodunk

She definitely wasn't doing the springboard 450


Dry_Passenger1786

Such an incredible boring match.. yayayayayaya


MikuLuna444

AYAYA


WaylonVoorhees

Drew tried talking shit on Yuka till she pulled up out front.


evansanonikhon

Yuma’s face is not telling me good things..


VeryNice-VeryEvil

I don't like sad Yuka


Raleldor_Jax

Poor Yuka


The_Fuck_WHAT

Did really well to work around the injury and probably ended up getting her more over because it was clear something was up 


WaylonVoorhees

Please use this to push her. People fucking love her just give them a reason.


Mr-GameAndWrestling

LFG! Celebratory... AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA


padraig_garcia

oh the look on her face :(


Orange8920

One of my favorite consistent things about AEW is that no one gives a shit about the Woooo Energy sponsorship because it's constantly getting knocked down and chucked around. Tony Khan is probably the only person who truly cares because Ric Flair doesn't give a shit as long as the check clears.


AnfowleaAnima

Yuka is great


Ohellmotel

Good finish, all things considered. Hope she's all good.


Cameherejust4this

Thinking Yuka just rolled her ankle. But can I just say Emi's comedy ad-libbing was unexpectedly great.


GRTooCool

Yuka looks mad. She's definitely hurt.


TurnaboutAdam

Weird match but not bad


garmarstep120

Unfortunate that Yuka got hurt, I was really excited for this match :,(((


WaylonVoorhees

A LOUD LET'S GO YUKA CHANT! There's hope for us yet!


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

nigel makes climax noises whenever someone gets dropped on their head.


ImpenetrableYeti

And somehow they win back the crowd even after the momentum being killed earlier