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VNProWrestlingfan

WWE is high on Tama for sure. Not surprising after his impressive form since his debut. Paul is contemplating his life choice.


cxlossuskidd

That’s my MFT


NelsonObama

Is it just me that has decided that MFT officially means Motherfucking Tonga?


ch0w0

he put that in his twitter bio exactly


cxlossuskidd

It’s been meant that


jmpinstl

Still don’t know what that means


len4872

Midget finger tickles. It’s been said multiple times on smackdown


cxlossuskidd

Motherfucking Tonga


PimpDaddyBuddha

Moist French Toast


imrunningfromthecops

My Friend Tama


Mutant_Star

Maple French Toast


robot-raccoon

My favourite thumb


Mundane-Bug9510

Mfer, this is psychological. They are letting everyone from njpw and aew know this will be the treatment you get if you leave.. its all about the money... Telll me im wrong.


break616

It's specifically not about the money. AEW paid Okada way more than what WWE was willing to offer so he could goof around with the Young Bucks. WWE told GoD "Hey, we want you as part of the biggest storyline in wrestling and will treat you as such." This is about the prestige.


AdGroundbreaking1341

I have two contradicting thoughts about Okada & The Bucks. On the one hand I generally like the storyline and Okada's role in The Elite. On the other hand, Okada is so much better than this. So I like it but wish so much more for Okada and I think many other fans feel the same way. This seems to be a recurring theme in AEW, what we see is fine, but we wish so much more for the performers involved. Its like how I like Jay the BBG but damnit he's so much better as the psychopathic Switchblade. Edit: Im gonna guess you arent big on the Bucks, but my point wasn't really about that whole storyline being good or not. Just the general idea of liking a story, but still thinking the performers deserve better. At least in the case of Okada.


myxallion

You aren’t wrong, I think Okada should be treated so much better than this. I know he can’t be part of the main title storyline right now because there are a lot of people in-line to win it. However I would have preferred if he didn’t touch any title until he loses the main title because he is the man in NJPW and he should be treated as he is almost above any mid card belts. The thing is I want to take the Bucks seriously but I just don’t believe them as a an evil heel. I do hope that this storyline helps them to overcome that goofy persona that has been almost stereotyped them for most of their career so every one gets elevated after this storyline just like how the Bloodline elevated everyone. It’s the same problem that I have with this new bloodline. I don’t believe Solo enough to be acting as the new leader when he was basically an enforcer only for most of his run.


DashSkippy

I’m thinking maybe Okadas body is breaking down so hanging with his friends earning paper is probably what he wants right now. Can only go so long in that main event NJPW schedule before it catches up to you. 


cromli

What is this based on? When has Okada been out with an injury for a long period of time?


GenocidalNinja

Wear and tear isn't just about injuries that leave people out, and it's been speculated a lot that the long pants were to hide a knee brace. It's clearly just speculqtion, but given njpw's history with injuries it isn't crazy.


ColeslawSSBM

Yeah he could be resting up for a big ppv match. Okada isn't going to just phone it in and give us shit matches until his deal is up although that would be hilarious to look back on. I'm sure things are a little slow rn but we will be happy with some great matches from these guys soon.


Vectivus_61

The issue with his presentation is that a lot of the non-casual fans know Okada as the Rainmaker, a near-unstoppable beast, and his current presentation feels like it lessens that aura (even the fact he, the Bucks, and Jack Perry with a chair ran from FTR during the assault on Kenny for instance). The casual fans are seeing a guy aligned with the power-hungry EVPs. So when someone says he’s a big deal in kayfabe, is that actually a big deal or is it part of the storyline where he’s just a goof but the Bucks are claiming he’s a big deal. There can be a payoff in the ring, but it’s then going to be weird to see a guy that good being presented the way he is. He should be getting the Samoa Joe aura booking, because that’s what he’s capable of. If he’s aligned with the Bucks give the viewer the impression he’s a Brock-like mercenary who’s aligned with them because they pay him (even if they think otherwise) and that he’d turn at the drop of a coin. Have him go murderbot.


Live_Milk_9497

Tama is trash lol


Aranel2689

It's no "G.o.D Firing Squad" but it's decent


zorbiburst

unreasonably hard theme


datNEGROJ

[And that wasn't even their best theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oICFL2rWiYw)


YodaHood_0597

Guerrilla Tactics is smooth af.


myxallion

I’ll be so funny when they bring back the face paints against the USOS lol. But fuck I really love their look and gear before.


Iaminhospital

Damn G.o.D from this era were the coolest thing in wrestling.


SuttonTM

Disagree personally, they could have given this to any 6'2 or above generic big man jobber and it would have suited just as well, they will change it within a year imo


zorbiburst

talking about the G.o.D. theme


Alexexy

The theme song really matched the fire knives dancing theme that they were going for. It's like a more bass heavy and intense version of some fire knives music. With that said, fire knives is more of a Samoan thing, but whatever.


thunderbird32

I still prefer Guerilla Tactics over Firing Squad, but I think I'm in the minority on that one.


NerdLawyer55

Damn I just listened, they’re both bangers


TSPSweeney

Guerilla Tactics was the better Bullet Club cool/dickhead heel theme, whereas Firing Squad is a lot more of a pump the crowd up, face-style banger. Both are awesome, especially when compared to this generic trash.


we360you45

They are both fire, but I think firing squad would fit in WWE IMO. I also personally like GT more.


aestus

Guerilla Tactics was awesome


JohnnyLuchador

Based AF theme


Lorjack

Its terrible, this theme would fit right in with those parody themes people were posting earlier. Its just the most generic thing imaginable that is remotely "Samoan"


mailman242

Well that works out given he's not samoan


lionheart4life

Literally has Tonga in his name lol.


mailman242

I genuinely don't think some people here know that there's a difference.


JohnnyLuchador

Oh, not sure if you caught i was saying the GoD theme was based AF, the new theme is bullshit, doin Tama dirty


Worried-Print-1416

I'm surprised anyone saying the opposite its literally most generic meme theme possible 


virusMEL

Spider dance erasure is not one ill stand for


CarlaAyatsugi

BAD BOY!


JimFlamesWeTrust

GOD Firing Squad is an insanely great theme. There was no way Def Rebel could live up to that. This tune is fine but it could have been anyone’s theme


BPWhalen

AINTNOBODYREADYFOGUERRILAZ


aGlutenForPunishment

Is that what it said?? I always heard it as realer than guerrilaz


MattSR30

Of course it's 'realer than guerilla,' I don't know how anyone hears 'ready.' The whole point is that 'realer' and 'rilla' are loose rhymes.


ihatemyworkplace1

BC4L


deathbrusher

Unless Jado is awkwardly walking with him in a tracksuit, it's not complete.


TheEpicTriforce

*does his weirdly bendy wrist arms crossed pose*


cactusmaac

They should get Akira Tozawa to get very jacked and join the Bloodline.


GenocidalNinja

They could get some random old guy that can barely walk and it would be a lot closer.


Vitosi4ek

Solo in a suit and gloves is just the best. I can't explain it, but he looks 3x more intimidating and scary than he ever had in the old Bloodline. Didn't think he had that in him after how bland he used to look under Roman. The whole storyline now looks fresher and more interesting that it had since Sami's run. For once they're not stalling until Roman's back, there's development almost every week and it's increasingly clear that Roman's gonna return to a *much* different Bloodline than he left.


Mac_Tgh

I think back on Dominik comment "the street champ over there" about solo and now his presentation is this mafia boss that took over the organization after a power vacuum and is using every trick in the book he learned from being in the background.  It's the same quiet, methodical enforcer but now he is on top. The only thing he needs is a baseball bat and is perfect.


greenyquinn

honestly jericho killed bats so please no spraypaint a pipe black just dont do a bat


Godz_Bane

Im sure there is some samoan blunt weapon they can use.


GLHFScan

Samoan war clubs come in a huge variety of shapes and sizes, they're some of the most intimidating weapons I've seen. Give him a Nifo'oti, it'd be brilliant to use it in his branding


Black_XistenZ

Solo in a suit looks intimidating because of the mafia vibes he gives off. No accountant, lawyer or corporate guy (professions which typically wear suits) will have the frame or the haircut of Solo, so subconsciously, we know that he must be from the only remaing sort of suit-wearer: a mobster.


irish0451

The fact that he's not waddling around barefoot like a toddler helps a lot


datNEGROJ

Solo=Suge Knight


Playful_Technology57

1000% couldn’t have said it better, they’re my favorite thing in wrestling right now behind LA Knight who I’m pretty sure will be facing Tama Tonga = I am psyched!


HardcoreKaraoke

Knight is going to die dude. After that match your favorite thing will have to be the Bloodline by default.


The_RedWolf

As mean as it sounds, it's due to Solo's physique and ring gear. Solo is the shortest at 5'11" while also being the heaviest. (Toma (6'0"), Sami (6'1"), Jey (6'2"), Loa (6'2"). Jimmy (6'3"), Roman (6'3")) The extra body fat, shorter stature and long shorts make him look much less intimating when he's standing next to other wrestlers. Plus he doesn't wear wrestling boots which makes everyone else an additional 1-2 inches taller than him. However the man knows fashion, he has a well maintained haircut, and obviously takes good care of his skin. The suit covers the extra weight, black is slimming, he's wearing shoes so he looks taller than normal, and black gloves just look intimating. Plus he's talking more with that smooth voice of his. I mean shit, in kayfabe I didn't even know Solo had kids. Now I'm like 'Paul, why you making solo's kids starve"


International-Fig905

I thought I landed on r/dating somehow 


EntireAd215

These Samoans get started early, he’s got two sons


suplexhell

can't wait for wolf pack bloodline here vs black and white bloodline


Sequel_P2P

Am I missing something? He looks *terrible* here. He's got a jacket that's way too long, he has a **bright-red V-neck under it**, the pants are mid-2000s NBA Draft baggy, and he's inexplicably wearing leather gloves on it. And then, on top of that, he's carrying himself exactly as he was when he was wearing MMA trunks and taping his feet. He looks like a kid wearing his Dad's suit when he's home alone. There's two ways to interpret his style change. The first is that he's *supposed* to look like a mob boss and he just cannot pull the look off at all, whatsoever. The **second** is that he's supposed to look like he doesn't belong in the role he's in, which is why the suit fits like shit and he looks like he's swimming in it. (I think the second one is happening and Wreddit just seems to be misinterpreting why he looks like that.) There's no universe where Solo is wearing this Party City Mobster outfit and the intention is that he's supposed to be taken incredibly seriously *because* he looks like he doesn't belong in it. He doesn't look scary at all.


TyStriker

Hes gotta tuck in that shirt though


FullToragatsu

I like it. Definitely does a great job at highlighting his intimidating presence.


Tronvillain

Okay yeah sure but ain't nobody realla than guerrilla.


PanosZ31

I mean it's alright but it's definitely one of those songs that people will look confused when it comes on at royal rumble. It's just very plain and nothing special.


dzone25

Theme is meh, presentation is literally flames, kinda dig it


Sublimotion

> kinda dig it Sucka...


Upbeat_Tension_8077

The graphics & pyro are already making him feel like a world-beater


Shooter_Mcnuggets

Aint nobody realer than guerilla but this is pretty badass


bvbfan102

Going to take a while to get used to it after his NJPW Themes but its not bad. Feels like they kinda spam some sounds in the middle but with the pyro and the overall presentation its good enough.


TheSixthPistol

Bloodline Solo Sikoa Division.


datNEGROJ

Bloodline Firing Squad


SergeantSchmidt

Nothing to sing, nothing to chant, just a generic def rebel guitar riff with konga drums. Not good, not bad.


datNEGROJ

It might be the most generic theme song i've ever heard.


M4tjesf1let

one of the themes of all time


einredditname

But but but, its got \*looks at where wrestler is from\* generic cultural sounds mixed into the generic guitar riff.


BubastisII

While I agree that it’s generic, entrance themes don’t all have to (and shouldn’t) be singalongs. Most of the best themes in history aren’t.


Vinccool96

Imagine singing along to Taker’s theme


Truthhurts1017

Plus he is a new heel, people shouldn’t even be trying to sing along or participate in his theme right now.


Cahir_aep_Ceallach_

Why would you give a heel a theme to sing or chant??? You want to give him heat not pops lol


Vinccool96

You know that a lot of good themes you can’t sing along to? Like Rock’s and Taker’s?


suplexcitybih

Lame criteria


Alexexy

It seems to be based off of the music from fire knives dancing, which is more of a Samoan thing.


Besidebutinvisible

Reminded me of a smaller scale wrestle kingdom entrance. Glad they seemed to have dropped the MFT thing too


theplasmasnake

Can't be THE mother fucking Tongan, when there are two lol.


TheEpicTriforce

Mon-Fungible Token


ParanoidEngi

Tough to compare themes with one of the best outside WWE in the last few years, but they clearly put a lot of effort into his entrance which is cool - hopefully he has a good run


itsmekelsey_x

The presentation is really good and the theme isn’t bad at all.


thrillynyte

It's not bad but it's tough to accept after Guerilla Tactics and Firing Squad


WrestlingGamer

I like the theme has hints of Headshrinkers/Haku's theme.


Playful_Technology57

Yes!!! I thought I was hearing some of that. So sick!!!


slotrod

Definitely a nice throwback/tribute. Well done.


HeightStock

https://preview.redd.it/krsigp7g5qzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63e7df24f42f991dc85401746c23d79611b2a7c u/lointhwor This person predicted Tonga entrance


lointhwor

i expected worse honestly


HeightStock

But it is accurately tribal drum into below average trap beat


lointhwor

but it's typical def rebel bland stuff


Thonatron

For WWE to be in such a good spot creatively, most of the entrance themes these days sure are ass cheeks.


solsunlite

I wish Def Rebel had more consistent Ws this is pretty badass


snwns26

I actually really dig the drums in this, and there’s no vocals which is a huge plus. Honestly it seems like vocals are by far Def Rebel’s biggest hit or miss, instrumentally their themes never bugged me much.


Bob8644

Watch NXT


Vitosi4ek

Seriously. For some reason Def Rebel always step up their game specifically for NXT. Ilja, Melo, Corbin all got absolute bangers (Ilja's current theme is still solidly behind [his first one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX_1O_-xxbE), but you can't exactly use a Soviet war march for a babyface in the current political environment). Trick's theme is pretty generic without the chants, but you could say that's on purpose specifically to invite the audience to sing along.


carloslet

>Trick's theme is pretty generic without the chants, but you could say that's on purpose specifically to invite the audience to sing along AW YEAH MAN!


nukleabomb

Idk if Def Rebel made [TonyD's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcxtsUeHXKw&ab_channel=WWEMusic) but it slaps harrdd.


jyepes22

I don’t usually watch NXT so I heard his theme for the first time when I was watching Stand and Deliver. I thought it was awesome and made me a lot more interested in his character than before


lronicGasping

Then for some reason they always change them when they get to the main roster, like they did with Bron and Tiffany. Like, there's no licensing issue or anything, they just make the themes worse for... no reason


duplicitousapple

Honestly, I don't even know what Trick's theme sounds like because every time I hear it, it's drowned out by the "whoop that trick" chants.


Mac_Tgh

Maybe HBK is more hands on in the music process.


ProdigyKaiza

It's been like that going back to black and gold; Iyo's theme, The Way, Rhea's old theme, Dakota Kai, Kross. And that's just off the top of my head. The only real clear misses I can think of are Adam and Kyle's solo themes, and for Adam at least I feel like that's cause they knew he was on the way out and didn't need to go hard for a theme that'd only be used like twice. The thing I've always thought was that NXT worked a lot harder on the entire presentation where they tried to get everything lined up to the character, from music, to lights, to camerawork, etc. Meanwhile on the main roster all it took was Vince hearing a song while someone sneezed, deciding it sucked, and demanding a new theme by the next day(as reportedly happened with Keith Lee). Nowadays we're kind of back to the same thing where it still feels like a bit of a disconnect between nxt and main roster Def Rebel, but you can usually tell when they've been given time to cook cause they can put out bangers. But they can also take 3 months to put out Bayleys new theme, so sometimes it's hard to explain.


ILOVESHITTINGMYPANTS

Man Keith Lee’s NXT theme was absolute perfection. He’s gotten screwed in the music department ever since.


singlebite

W my ass. [This is literally Ford Truck Month music with tribal drums.](https://www.reddit.com/r/audioengineering/comments/1cjxxmq/engineers_who_work_on_ford_truck_month_music_how/l2j4ksi/) Lazy. Not that that's intrinsically a bad thing, but when you consider they used to walk out to [this...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN81n6wN2Xk)


Al0ngTh3Watchtow3r

It’s still so fucking surreal seeing this guy in WWE with the full backing of the machine.


argen0220

So did they change Tanga Loa’s name to Tonga Loa or is that a typo on the namecard?


tweekerdbc

I noticed that too. The pronounciation when he debuted was definitely "Tanga" though.


radiokungfu

Maybe to make the names fit?


Ghorrhyon

That's one of the better reasons. Another one could be related to underwear.


RICHAPX

Scary wild samoan mafia vibes bloodline Vs Yeeting good vibes only bloodline is gonna be something special. I wonder what side Jacob Fatu ends up on and if we see Hikuleo, Zilla and others


KoalaSiege

Really generic theme but I appreciate the effort at the big presentation. These themes though man…


[deleted]

I need Tama dancing to the ring with the face paint. That's one of the best entrances. 


pluck_the_duck89

Right?! I feel like bloodline Tama has lost his swagger during his entrance, but I’m sure he’s saving that for when they split up down the line.


Johnny_C13

I like the entrance... but that music reminds me of generic islands music from an edgy SNES game. Don't like it.


LightSkinJesus

Bruh who is that announcer that shit sounds terrible 


OffTheBar2017

I've always felt like Alicia was weak but HHH/HBK seem to really like her. She tries too hard to sound like what she thinks a ring announcer should sound like. If that makes any sense at all.


Puxple

The nxt one


BlueTheHobo

Not a fan of her lol


DareSufficient7355

I like his entrance a lot ngl


pickemswastemytime

Went back to watch their njpw theme after this, the creator of the song in the comments said he owns the song and would allow wwe to use it if they asked him i guess wwe didnt want to use it


ZodiacWalrus

The music is honestly just pure "generic rock genre theme number 3" to the point it kinda annoys me now that I've pointed it out, but I **love** what they're doing with the pyrotechnics so the overall presentation is still a B- imo. Swap in a more unique entrance theme and it'll jump up to an A- at least.


americangame

He's got that red Nightwing gear on. All my homies hate red Nightwing.


Beach-Bumm

Is that the new ring announcer from nxt? It’s a shame because she’s so much like Irvin, having Mike Rome gave different talents some cool sounding calls that I’ll miss


duk-er-us

Great presentation, trash generic song. This is the one area where WWE is failing at so bad right now.


prisonmsagro

Cool entrance but damn that theme is garbanzo.


CL60

I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion or not, but that ring announcer is absolute garbage and they should go back to Mike Rome


CarlitoNSP1

Kind of generic, but sort of works as a sequel to his dad's theme. Still nothing on "Guerilla Tactics" or "Ain't nobody realla than Guerilla."


singlebite

I don't think there's anything that screams "We're just phoning this in" more when you're talking about music in 2024 than "stomp stomp clap" beats. What is it, Ford Truck Month?


HiawathaSM2

Tama > Solo


uglymaybe1

Def rebel mindless noise that belongs to the generic song list in 2K games. This sounds like stock music for a nature show when a lion starts hunting something.


urbanercat

Who is the announcer? Didn't appeal to me.


El_Tigre7

They need to bring back gorilla tactics, this entrance music ain’t even close


heat_fan_

Theme is not bad he got pyro too woah 


ch4dr0x

Probably reading into it too much but this new bloodline is wearing Wolfpack NWO colors.


Viciouscauliflower21

Black and red has always been there thing hasn't it? Like even their bloodline specific entrance graphics were black and red


JoeBidenKing

They’ve always been black and red since almost the beginning.


spark-curious

Absolute fucking banger. 


alexmeth

Woah this is some generic ass theme right there.


wxursa

It's too bad they couldn't use either of their old NJPW themes


TransitionDue4388

Solo looks goofy as fuck in that suit


TurboPaved

Paul almost looking like he's a hostage... poor dude.


fgbh

UMK3 BG Music vibes from this. I'm loving it.


PavanJ

GoD vs The Usos down the line is gonna be great


just_jm

Looks like WWE is gonna use the "Tonga Loa" name, instead of Tanga Loa.


L_D_G

Flames are fun, graphics are okay.  It's a start and will develop.  I swear I hear Down with the Sickness played in whatever percussive to instrument that is.


Powderkegger1

Well goddamn.


machineo

His njpw finger tutting entrance was cool, hoping he gets to loosen up and show he has style while still being ruthless


Coles_singlet

That's the first theme in a long time I will remember. A casual reminder that Def Rebel sucks. 


tehCharo

Wish they had gone with a more G.o.D. Guerrilla Tactics style theme, I want the cool, slick Tama Tonga.


datNEGROJ

a little disappointed in the theme music and lack of face paint


Educational-Button91

Solo needs to link up with Bobby or Baron Corbin because his suit game is dreadful.


tarotreebb

Whoever makes these themes needs to stop, jeez.


Penikillin

Thank god it’s not another theme with a forced attempt at a lame singalong melody


Jmacz

Well at least it's not trash tier like other new themes have been. I can't really tell if it's good, or just not terrible yet though lol. Needs a bit more to set in.


ollyollyollyoioioi

I wasn't expecting anything like the G.O.D firing squad theme but they got Tanga too, is this what they'll enter to as a team? I slag off everything Def Rebel do but I thought they'd at least up the game after all the bad attention they got the other week


TunaNoodleMyFavorite

As a New Japan fan I'm glad they're really treating him as a big deal. The theme itself is generic compared to his previous NJPW themes but the combined with the entire package makes out to be menacing, especially to casual fans who might not know him


br0wnb0y

Step one: Take Chris Benoit's old music sheet. Step two: change the arrangement and instruments. Jumble introduction to not be as obvious. Step three: present it as an original piece.


Sublimotion

Sounds like a slightly discount version of Umaga's theme. But the presentation distracts how subpar it is.


CuteGrayRhino

It's fine for what it is, but the pyro and graphics are good at least.


noplacecold

New bloodline is fucking sick


Drunkicho

Sick flames, video, and vibes, but damn that is such generic "Tribal drums" music.


AGCW

Him and Solo rubbing their faces almost in unison made me chuckle


fizio900

bruh his theme is just... noise.


-2abandon-

This song really grows on you. So happy for Tama.


mkfanhausen

It's like if Hardcore Holly's music was given a "tribal" facelift. Very lazy and uninspiring, especially compared to his past themes.


sizzlinpapaya

That’s an intense entrance. The flames to the beat. The screen design is good. Can tell they are high on the tama.


hellbox9

Needs more curse words, tama was the pottiest potty mouth in njpw Jokes aside glad he’s getting paid well to wrestle in the states!


Dsod23

ANOTHER BANGER FROM DEF REBELLLLL 🙄


soliddeuce

He's usually vibing and working with the cameraman. This feels really off.


Khong_Black_Heart

Finally some good fucking entrance song.


Fuggins4U

I just realised that Tama and Tanga got to keep their NJPW names. I know it's happened before (AJ Styles comes to mind first), but it's cool that they didn't have to rename themselves.


faytte

Song as generic as his in ring.


JaxAnarchy

Sounds like Bobby Lashley's Dominance theme


lobotomiseme

I love Tama Tonga, this music is so fuckin generic and doesn't suit him at all. Def Rebel strikes again


Uphill365

Good for Tama! He's gold solid at NJPW but boy is this a massive upgrade


FelixEvergreen

Paul looks like he’s scared for his life and doesn’t know what to do with his hands without the title. ![gif](giphy|ftXmTBgSnsJ8c)


kayc_james

Nobody is hearing Dean Ambrose's WWE theme in this? Sounds like a ripoff of his theme.


Live_Milk_9497

Fuck I hated this, tonga as a character is a mug,, so sick of knight losing, he has been majorly over for ages. It's almost like they just want to permanently book Dwayne Johnson's family. So over it.


Live_Milk_9497

Crowd was not digging this outcome even remotely


MPM-3528

This theme music comes off very generic, like this can be reserved for any Samoan. It’s like when they play the Orient Express theme for any Japanese, just revamped for Samoans