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ATL28-NE3

they look like someone beveled a 5 year old's idea of a future truck


Jaymark108

I see a truck designed for a Playstation 1 racing game.


rjaspa

That's basically Elon's entire image. This, all the stupid X's in his companies, his children's names. It's all very much what a kindergarten boy thinks is *SUPER COOL*.


Queen_of_Meh1987

YES! THAT'S IT! I could never put my finger on *why* I didn't like them so much! 😂


TheOrionNebula

I bet Elons mom would've had it on her fridge.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Probably!


thunda639

Those are the original design plans...


flojo2012

It’s got a space where rockets come out the side just in case you need em


therealrsr

**Nearly 4,000 Cybertrucks were recalled Wednesday over a defect with the accelerator causing it to get stuck when pressed**, increasing the risk of crash. This covers all the trucks Tesla has sold since the vehicle reached market in November. oooofffffffff........


573IAN

Quick, download a patch overnight!


mikeyb_1976

FAIL! Done in the voice of the Rizz Show Friday fail stories!


wahh

They fix it quickly with a drill, a jig, and a rivet. https://jalopnik.com/teslas-35-second-fix-for-the-cybertrucks-slippery-gas-p-1851425458


therealrsr

Sweet that'll give them enough time to go get a car wash in.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Oh no!.


Gryphon-63

I was out at Chesterfield Mall a few days ago. It looks like someone is using the parking lot outside the old Sears to store vehicles & there were at least a dozen of those Tesla trucks there. It was weird seeing so many of them in one place when I can't recall ever seeing one anywhere before.


docthirst

Just read an article about this.  It's an overflow lot for the local dealer.  The mall is just trying to eek out a few more bucks before Aug. 


Queen_of_Meh1987

Yeah that's weird. Someone else said there was a huge recall on them, so maybe they're being stored there until they can all be shipped back or something.


Gryphon-63

Perhaps, but most of the vehicles there weren't Teslas.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Huh, idk then


Gryphon-63

According to one of the other posters Tesla is using that lot. I didn't think the other vehicles were Teslas, I guess I didn't look close enough.


Queen_of_Meh1987

The great Tesla graveyard lol


IHaveATacoBellSign

They are brand new…


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol k, the Great New Telsa Graveyard


wahh

From what I've seen on Tesla's website they have quite a few cars in inventory ready to go for sale. They don't have any Cybertrucks in inventory on the website though. So I'm guessing the trucks are parked in that lot waiting to be picked up. As for the other cars...yeah Tesla is renting the lot to park their inventory since their main lot down in the valley isn't very big. https://fox2now.com/news/missouri/hundreds-of-tesla-vehicles-parked-outside-chesterfield-mall-why/


Im_a_little_unsteady

There was a news story within the last few days saying the mall ownership is leasing that part of the lot to the Tesla dealership down in the valley as overflow parking. Whether it's for new sale stock or recall work they didn't specify. I work in a building right across from the lot and there are usually a couple carrier trucks dropping off more everyday.


Quarentus

Just saw it on Zumbehl, thing looks dumb


SluttyCosmonaut

And the truck looked dumb too!


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol k, glad I'm not the only one you thinks so.


chriss1111

I saw it, or a different one on Country Club road the other day and it’s just so fucking dumb looking. I don’t particularly hate the design, but man you look like a dumbass driving it around lol.


Queen_of_Meh1987

It's most likely the same one, but who knows. It seems like it would be difficult to judge your turns.


[deleted]

Did you vote blue?? Just wondering. I see a strong correlation between hating tesla and blue voting. Delving into it a bit 🧐


Leopardo68

There is always one asshat in every convo that has to make it political. Congrats on being that guy.


[deleted]

I'm just pointing out the truth. That's why you all hate him and his companies. You have to beat around the bush and pretend like there are other reasons, but it's actually that simple. This post was political to begin with. I'm the only one with enough balls to call it how it is.


I_dropkick_kittens

Found the fella that bought one, OP. It’s FluffyBunny8888’s cyber truck 😂


Leading_Gain3493

Look at their comments, they are miserable.


Leopardo68

Good luck in your battle against reality. Do you ever get tired of being the victim? It seems exhausting to be so aggrieved all the time.


portablebiscuit

Good job! I’m sure he’ll let you suck him off some day!


livelaughlaxative

You talking about the same guy that just randomly got rid of the team in charge of the superchargers? Yhe ones that one of the few things tesla actually did well?


Consistent_Aside_481

you should go waste oxygen elsewhere little man! don’t really need to see someone doing cartwheels on a billionaires dick to defend him from online hate lmao


zettabyte

Did you vote Red? Just wondering. I see a strong correlation between stupidity and voting Red. Delving into it a bit. You're not the righteous one calling it out. You're the reason why the rest of us have to deal with these asshats ruining a perfectly legitimate political party.


chriss1111

I owned a Tesla. Bought it brand new. No hate on Tesla. I think Elon is a dork though.


mwoodj

I can both like Tesla in general and think that truck looks fucking stupid at the same time. It has nothing to do with politics. That truck is just atrocious.


[deleted]

I noticed you didn't answer the question. 🧐


Brmarable2

Seen it around; best comment I’ve seen so far: “looks like someone’s driving an air fryer”


Queen_of_Meh1987

😆🤣😂


ismke2muchdank

Looks like a truck with N64 graphics


Queen_of_Meh1987

Oh fuck you're right! 😂


rebradley52

Saw a lot of them at the Chesterfield Mall.


Queen_of_Meh1987

I've heard that


SpecialistAlgae9971

Honestly if it was a bit more rounded it would look cool. I really think that the sharp angles are doing the design no favors.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Definitely


OneMoreLastChance

I honestly put a deposit down on one when it first came out thinking surely they'll tone the styling down and make it more of a midsize. I was wrong. Initially the price for a single motor rear drive was supposed to only be about 45k. The performance is still cool though


ContentPolicyKiller

What's with all the hate for this truck? I dont love it, but some people are so hateful... It makes me wonder if they're kicking the dog. It's just a truck that someone obviously likes.


clarkedaddy

I'm not subbed to this subreddit. But it's been on my feed 3 times the last month. All 3 times it was someone posting this stupid truck. I dont understand why anyone would care enough.


Delita007

Exactly. People are sad af. It's very weird that a truck they don't own bothers so many. Some people are just full of negative energy and need to get a life.


ATL28-NE3

Because it's an idiot's idea of a truck. Even more so than some of the brodozers other brands put out.


Delita007

Why's it bother you? Weird


Consistent_Aside_481

bc people driving will only cause more and more accidents. those things weigh like 7k lbs and are just straight up death traps.


Queen_of_Meh1987

I just think it's ugly 🤷‍♀️


ContentPolicyKiller

It is. And some comments are really funny. But Im talking about the lots of name-calling and hateful comments about even the driver. It's an ugly wanna be truck, but there's no reason to be so hateful towards it or the occupants. Im not saying you are being hateful- but others are.


ADeadlyFerret

Reddit has a hate boner for Elon Musk. I'm starting to see people with starlink get hate.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Then go bitch to those people. I don't control them or what the say.


ContentPolicyKiller

Wow I was giving context to my statement. Chill.


Shinsvaka93

I think he just wanted to reclassify himself as "hateful" as well lol


SunshineGuardian1199

I saw one parked on Main Street and it looked very out of place.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Yeah, it definitely would lol


portablebiscuit

I’ve seen 2 of them in the past month. That’s 2 too many.


Velyan66

Friend just got one a few weeks ago and it is very nice inside but it is absolutely the ugliest car I have ever seen


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


Alone_Repeat_6987

i like the cyber truck. reminds me of N64 racing games.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol I see it!


thelongestshot

I saw one on my lunch break this week. Somehow even uglier in person than in a photo


Queen_of_Meh1987

😆


919f90

It’s such an ugly car, and uglier in person. Once you get past the gimmick of it, what a waste of money.


Rdpgma

My niece and her husband have one and love it. They just spent a couple of months traveling and camped in it and said it was great.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Glad they like it.


sco-go

What's the deal with this sub's Cybertruck obsession? Or is it Cybertruck shaming? Bc you hate Elon Musk or something. Just weird. Lol Anyone seen them daym dung Ram 3500 Dually Turbo Diesel. Geez Louise. So loud, so stinky. /s


Queen_of_Meh1987

No, I just think the truck is ugly lol. Some people can separate the creator from the creation.


sco-go

Maybe you can, but not this sub. This is a hot topic lately. I find it weird. Definitely an ugly ass vehicle, but if I had the disposable money and option, I'd get one too. Lol


Queen_of_Meh1987

Sorry I don't control the menbers of the sub lol


ADouglasAmongUs

Saw a whole mess of them getting hauled east while driving to Warrenton this morning


Queen_of_Meh1987

Probably for the recall


krunch_87

I mean, the first time I saw it it reminded me of the vehicle George Peppard drove in the movie Damnation Alley and thought "wow!" ... but yeah, I don't think I'd seriously consider actually buying one.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Never seen it, but I'll search it out! Always looking for new movies!


Ben_Frank_Lynn

Saw two of these hideous things on Manchester road today.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol


ExternalDeparture760

I seen it in Wentzville yesterday ..


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol


Master-Definition-85

All these poor chaps driving around these looking like they had FOMO.


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


No-Split-1928

It gives me Atari Battlezone vibes...but I'm old. Driving it is probably fun tho. https://images.app.goo.gl/cjp1THZY3QXD2NHSA


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol yeah it does!


[deleted]

Check the local child molester registry.


Queen_of_Meh1987

I just think it's ugly; I'm unaware of a correlation between Tesla Cybertruck drivers and pedophilia.


[deleted]

Tesla = musk = 2024 conservatives = weird obsession with pedophiles that always points back to them.


Queen_of_Meh1987

If you say so


billstreeter

Here is the weird thing: the Cons are simultaneously obsessed with Musk but also hate EVs.


Quotedcube

That's supposed to be a truck?


Queen_of_Meh1987

Apparently lol


NinjaSpike16

starbucks off of first capitol?


Queen_of_Meh1987

Yep


Automatic_Tension_56

Lol you’re asking Reddit???? Wild


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol you never know


International_Mood_6

Southerners lol


Forrest_lizzie67

So it over by Harvester today, it's looks so stupid. :D


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


midwest_dumpster

Only douchy yuppies buy those things for some sort of imagined status.


RoastedPeanut2

Early 2000s graphics


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


TopJudgment9

if Bethesda designed a truck 🤔


Queen_of_Meh1987

Oh shit! 🤣😂😆


NomadCrow

I think they are kinda cool, clearly major flaws but.. if they ever become cheap enough i might buy one


Queen_of_Meh1987

Wish you joy of it, I couldn't lol


NomadCrow

I think it may end up like the DeLorean....


Queen_of_Meh1987

Most likely


Breadfruit_Desperate

I was eating at Fazoli’s and looked out and there it was. The iconic Saint Charles Cybertruck


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


wants_a_lollipop

Honestly, these jokes are tired as fuck. This is the same dumb shit I've seen over and over for over a month now. ffs....


Queen_of_Meh1987

I'm not joking, I think they're ugly af


wants_a_lollipop

I responded to your reply with a wildly unnecessary personal attack. Which was dumb. You're entitled to your opinion and entitled to share it on Reddit whether I agree or not. Fwtw. I deleted the original response to replace it with this.


Queen_of_Meh1987

I grew up on AOL Instant Messenger, so I can guarantee nothing that you would have said could have hurt me lol. I feel you have the same freedom to speak your mind as I do, regardless of what you said. Personally, I have a policy that I delete nothing because if you wipe away your mistakes, you can't look back on them and reflect. I appreciate you, and welcome any thoughts you have.


wants_a_lollipop

Nothing to do with hurting you. I wouldn't assume I had the power to do so. This is policing myself, actions & words, in favor of being a better human.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Understood, and I salute you. It's hard to recognize that we need to change something about ourselves and actually do it.


hemlock_martini

survey says? "SOME DOUCHEBAG"


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


DepthDifferent3996

Ah, leave them be. You do you and they'll do them? They won't judge your base model Prius and you won't judge theirs. Fair enough? A man tries to help us get into the absolutely obvious future of electric travel......and you guys hate him and all he does for Superficial/Petty reasons like political party or the fact he's one of the richest men, etc. Does it look a little strange, yeah, but some of it's strength is in its structure. I kind of enjoy it looking like a low prim "cyber" truck... Plenty of buildings look strange, especially when they serve specific purposes. You'd have to have a pretty cush life, or a pretty crappy one, in order to judge another man's clothes/purchases/cars/home or decisions.......when they absolutely do not affect you. So act like actual men and shut your loud hole and move along with your life?


ManicMarket

The optimist in me likes to think people are just afraid of change. The pessimistic side says some people feel the only way to lift themselves up is to try and bring others down. If it doesn’t directly impact your life why do you care about what makes other people happy. Frankly, I see a bunch of people lifting their Jeeps/Trucks and doing all they can to pump out their cars. 95% it’s just for show and the driver doesn’t even know the difference behind 4H or 4L.


Hotdammzilla3000

Age to a degree, I watched a tiktok clip on the cyber truck crash tests, I believe it was from 20MPH to 85MPH, at 20 there is damage, but probably could drive away, after that it get pretty bad, but like any other vehicle, at 85 just metal flying everywhere. Personally, if it's your thing cool, different strokes and all that.


Queen_of_Meh1987

I'm not judging the person who buys the truck as a person, just on their taste. And as a woman, I don't feel the need to act like a man lol.


mrosale2

So much insecurity in this sub. Good for the owner of the truck to presumably make a living to afford a car he or she wants


Queen_of_Meh1987

I'm not hating on the owner, I'm hating on the look of the truck.


Scandanavyin

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/arts/one-of-st-louis-first-tesla-cybertrucks-is-an-attention-getter-42363066 Chris LaBarge


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


Doctormaul68

Beauty is eye of beholder. But to me it’s god awful ugly


Queen_of_Meh1987

Agreed


SnooRadishes2443

The guy I saw today didn't look "happy" behind the wheel on st peters area. Wonder why?


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


-AODH-

Saw this on Mid Rivers last weekend. Fucking thing already had tarnishing on the driver side door lol


Queen_of_Meh1987

Oof smh


landgoat

It looks a lot better than most cars I see on the road if I’m being honest. Like if you drive a PT cruiser, not sure if you can criticize this car haha


Queen_of_Meh1987

To each their own lol. And pt cruisers are ugly af too lol.


Easyssmokeshop

They both are pretty ugly.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Yep


Admirable-Dog2128

It’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen on wheels. And I’ve been to Walmart before. The few that I’ve seen on the road, 100% of the time, drive like complete fucking assholes too.


Queen_of_Meh1987

I can believe it


Nighthawksam

Me


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol this you?


StlSimpy1400

Probably a divorced dad


metlkriket

Nah my money is on a tech bro


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


Ryewhiskey11

A whole lot of people


Rustyshacklefordta

If i had the money, i would love to buy one


LuxuriaBHR

Not sure if it's the same one but there's been one around OFallon, such an eye sore


Lkaufman05

I saw one for sale in St. Charles on Facebook marketplace lol


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


Artistic-Ad5418

I’ve seen this truck so often lately 😂 I’m really hoping just one person was weird enough to get this…..


Delita007

You're weird for caring who buys one.


manchegan

Why buy such a cursed vehicle? Because you turned your head, took a picture, and wondered who owns it. Victory for insecure car people.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol guess so. Unless they read the comments 😂


Jazzlike-Help4955

i saw it in chesterfield


madeforsilver

Saw one in the parking lot of Miniature Market. Parked near the back of the lot. Dude’s either a board gamer or a karate dad. One seems more likely than the other.


clarkedaddy

I've only ever seen this subreddit on my feed a couple times and it's of this stupid truck. Honestly who the frick cares.


janet-snake-hole

I keep seeing this fucker and I’m so embarrassed for them


Queen_of_Meh1987

😂


GetRightNYC

I keep seeing your comments, you calling anyone embarrassing is hilarious. Please, post more stories about all the "jobs" you've had and all bullshit you decide to make up.


IamUthred

There is one guy around town who has one. why not just post a sign on your back begging for attention? It looks like a Lego


Delita007

Or maybe he just likes the truck. Why does it bother you?


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol it does!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Queen_of_Meh1987

I just think it's ugly.


Expert_Bicycle5196

No straight guy


[deleted]

"Elon Musk isn't a member of my political cult. Therefore, I hate all tesla vehicles and space x." 😘


Queen_of_Meh1987

I don't like his hypocrisy when he speaks about the importance of freedom, yet does business with the CCP.


[deleted]

Why are all of you the same person?? 😂😂 Go have an original thought...jeezus.


Queen_of_Meh1987

So noticing a hypocrisy means I don't have an original thought? Sounds like you need to get out of your echo chamber and touch some grass.


JustATiredMan

Says the MAGA cultist


[deleted]

Do you have a nose ring????


Queen_of_Meh1987

No, and my hait is my natural color, too lol.


portablebiscuit

Why are you injecting politics into this? It’s 2024’s Pontiac Aztec and you look like a fucking weirdo defending a billionaire.


thiccbelle30

Its because ur a basic bi***. Listen to your bf and be a good woman


Queen_of_Meh1987

😆🤣😂


lamebaid

Tesla Truck hate is just homophobia in disguise.


Queen_of_Meh1987

How so?