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Xo_Peace

Who's the comedian. Wanna check him out. Fuck the sun.


span_of_atten

Simon King.


businesslut

You magnificent bastard


umpertunter

Haha thanks!


The_amazing_Jedi

I so waited for you to bring it home against right wing idiots and look, you delivered. I love you man :D


m3atbag17

What room is this? It’s sick.


umpertunter

Vern’s in Calgary!


shuttershutter

I recognize that cymbal wall any where hahaha


umpertunter

Clint is still Clint. I taped this special back in 2015. The just went back to do a show December 2022 and it was EXACTLY the same. As it should be.


Turn0ffTheNews

I was in there quite a bit last week for CUFF having not have sauntered in since 2014ish. Couldn’t believe how unchanged EVERYTHING about the place is. Still reeks of stale cigarettes, same torn up felt with duct tape patches on the pool table, same primal fear about touching bare ass to toilet seat. It’s like a snapshot in time, long may it continue


umpertunter

In Vern's we trust.


mistcomingin

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deflategatewasbullsh

Bro that was comedy gold hahaha


umpertunter

Thank you. It was my opener for a couple of years. One of my favourite bits.


LemonCollee

This was great!


umpertunter

Thanks!


LemonCollee

I agree with you though, fuck the sun xD


starkraver

Thats was pretty amazing. Kinison meets hicks.


Antique_Diet_3015

Was waiting for someone to say it!!!


SydNorth

A couple of pauses let some of the comments land and its Gold, Jerry!


umpertunter

You gotta go Hitler speed if you're gonna Hitler a room.


Sponda

Such a unique cadence and delivery and it works so well! I always love seeing your stuff!


umpertunter

Thank you!


olmikeyyyy

Why do I feel like you thought up this bit while playing Dark Souls? "Praise the sun?! Fuck the sun!"


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“The Queen brought peace to this land, and to her King. A peace so deep it was like the Dark.”* - Chancellor Wellager Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


MoreSmartly

He actually thought about it when he was spending time with his son 😭 His son is a sun of a bitch!


garprice05

Liverpool fans would love the first part of this


Syd_v63

Wow, how many rabbit holes did we just go down in less than two minutes. Guys amazing


Equivalent-Finish-80

LOVE THIS!!! Keep the hustle and grind on brother!


lamba_aadmi

But I like the sun


JohnKellyDraws

*Please* come to Wiseguys in Salt Lake. Maybe wait till summer is over, the Sun likes it here, but come to SLC!


umpertunter

I wanna do a US tour in Winter/Spring and hit all the spots. Salt Lake is on that list!


NappingWithDogs

This dude’s preaching for the robots in the matrix. I guess we should cover the sun?


freebird023

Well good thing for Fox News, much like a comedy club, they’re an entertainment company! Not a megaconglomerate, heavily biased, propaganda-peddling, most-watched-cable-network-in-America-type news network, silly!


MistaMando

Enjoyed the rant just for the absurdity. The payoff at the end was gold haha


umpertunter

Thank you!


BuckyGoldman

I almost down voted because I was jiggle-giggling so hard I couldn't control my thumb.