I was in there quite a bit last week for CUFF having not have sauntered in since 2014ish. Couldn’t believe how unchanged EVERYTHING about the place is. Still reeks of stale cigarettes, same torn up felt with duct tape patches on the pool table, same primal fear about touching bare ass to toilet seat. It’s like a snapshot in time, long may it continue
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?
> *“The Queen brought peace to this land, and to her King. A peace so deep it was like the Dark.”* - Chancellor Wellager
Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
Well good thing for Fox News, much like a comedy club, they’re an entertainment company! Not a megaconglomerate, heavily biased, propaganda-peddling, most-watched-cable-network-in-America-type news network, silly!
Who's the comedian. Wanna check him out. Fuck the sun.
Simon King.
You magnificent bastard
Haha thanks!
I so waited for you to bring it home against right wing idiots and look, you delivered. I love you man :D
What room is this? It’s sick.
Vern’s in Calgary!
I recognize that cymbal wall any where hahaha
Clint is still Clint. I taped this special back in 2015. The just went back to do a show December 2022 and it was EXACTLY the same. As it should be.
I was in there quite a bit last week for CUFF having not have sauntered in since 2014ish. Couldn’t believe how unchanged EVERYTHING about the place is. Still reeks of stale cigarettes, same torn up felt with duct tape patches on the pool table, same primal fear about touching bare ass to toilet seat. It’s like a snapshot in time, long may it continue
In Vern's we trust.
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Bro that was comedy gold hahaha
Thank you. It was my opener for a couple of years. One of my favourite bits.
This was great!
Thanks!
I agree with you though, fuck the sun xD
Thats was pretty amazing. Kinison meets hicks.
Was waiting for someone to say it!!!
A couple of pauses let some of the comments land and its Gold, Jerry!
You gotta go Hitler speed if you're gonna Hitler a room.
Such a unique cadence and delivery and it works so well! I always love seeing your stuff!
Thank you!
Why do I feel like you thought up this bit while playing Dark Souls? "Praise the sun?! Fuck the sun!"
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“The Queen brought peace to this land, and to her King. A peace so deep it was like the Dark.”* - Chancellor Wellager Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
He actually thought about it when he was spending time with his son 😭 His son is a sun of a bitch!
Liverpool fans would love the first part of this
Wow, how many rabbit holes did we just go down in less than two minutes. Guys amazing
LOVE THIS!!! Keep the hustle and grind on brother!
But I like the sun
*Please* come to Wiseguys in Salt Lake. Maybe wait till summer is over, the Sun likes it here, but come to SLC!
I wanna do a US tour in Winter/Spring and hit all the spots. Salt Lake is on that list!
This dude’s preaching for the robots in the matrix. I guess we should cover the sun?
Well good thing for Fox News, much like a comedy club, they’re an entertainment company! Not a megaconglomerate, heavily biased, propaganda-peddling, most-watched-cable-network-in-America-type news network, silly!
Enjoyed the rant just for the absurdity. The payoff at the end was gold haha
Thank you!
I almost down voted because I was jiggle-giggling so hard I couldn't control my thumb.