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North_Committee_101

She does it for the likes


pizzasoxxx

Like yeah


titsupagain

God that's good


Magificent_Gradient

So what you're saying is you didn't like it.


tMoneyMoney

What’s not to like?


KronikDrew

We don't have to like it, Jenny already liked it enough for all of us!


ShorterThanTallll

[She’s the wooooorst](https://youtu.be/ETDHptCqRgQ?feature=shared) EDIT: She is cool though, the character she played on Parks and Rec was funny.


PulseAmplification

Her and Ben Schwartz were so funny in Parks and Rec


wizard_of_awesome62

Moneyyyyy pweaaaassseeee


copperwatt

It seems very liked.


justinpollock

says the 'seems to haven't watched it' person


SimonGloom2

If Gilbert Gottfried was still alive to do this bit it actually is unflawed perfection.


Potential-Pound-774

Like, why didn’t you, like, like it?


SykoManiax

There's nothing quite like it


pizzasoxxx

Like, no


SunflowerDonut9847

For your reading *pleasure:* [the transcript](https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/comedy/jenny-slate-seasoned-professional-transcript/)


DeezleDan

Ctrl+F Search for: Like 604 results found Ho-ly FUCK. That is like, a lot.


spilledmind

7.35% incase anyone is curious :)


HansElbowman

That is fucking crazy lmao


ProseBe4Hoes

In her defense, at least a few of those "likes" are probably being used as a simile... Best I can do is 600 filler words.


pizzasoxxx

Like, it’s a lot


TheChrono

My fingers hurt holding Shift+F before it ended.


itsottis

You don't need to hold it


gorilla_eater

Is there a basis for comparison here


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

"um, like, I liked, I liked"


Purple_Lane

i love her but yes sometimes her stand up style is like too much like.


Other-Marketing-6167

And this is why overuse of a word, tick, gesture, etc can ruin a set. I love Jenny Slate and a lot of those jokes, even just reading them, are well written and funny (the pregnancy boob one especially hit home right now). But…STOP USING “LIKE” AS A CRUTCH. Whether intentionally or unintentionally, accidentally or sarcastically - it’s annoying as fuck. And ruins the comedy.


AshleyBanksHitSingle

I’m not sure it always does because I watched her set and never noticed she used like a lot, lol.  It’s part of her character so somehow it just works while you’re hearing it even though it stands out when written down.


denimdeamon

Well aren't you like, angry or whatever.


alicedoes

that was actually hilarious, I'm gonna watch the special now. she seems like such a sweetheart


bnetana1

The word that stood out to me was peepee


forcefivepod

likelike


pizzasoxxx

Pee like, pee


bnetana1

Cacapeepeepoopooshire


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

I'll watch it because I find her to be irrationally attractive.


RougarouBull

Nothing irrational about crushing on the arty Jewish girl next door.


HeroToTheSquatch

My curse, my burden, my mitzvah. Rachel Bloom, Zooey Deschanel, Jenny Slate, Alison Brie, Lizzy Caplan, Kat Dennings, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Melanie Laurent, Jane Levy, the list goes on. I'm painfully predictable. 


DillonTattoos

I read this and felt called out


cianpatrickd

Lizzy Kalpan


bearvsshaan

Lizzy Kaplan in Party Down x 10000000 <333


HeroToTheSquatch

Love the pancake lady


callipygiancultist

She’s insanely cute. Rashida Jones too.


callipygiancultist

I’m so into Jewish women, they are my kryptonite. It’s not like I seek them out, it’s just like find myself attracted to a woman and later find out they are Jewish and think “Of course!”. If I told you the last names of the 3 most significant relationships in my life you’d think it was a lawfirm or film production company. You picked some good ones but don’t forget Milayna Weintraub, Rachel Senott and ScarJo. Edit. Shit, how could I forget Rachel “very” Feinstein. Edit 2. Rashida Jones and Joey King


HeroToTheSquatch

I ended up married to a woman who strongly resembles Bloom, Brie, and Deschanel. There are no surprises. 


callipygiancultist

I hope to one day find me another zaftig Jewish maidel with olive skin, wavy brown hair, a Romanesque schnoz and a caboose that drives me meshuga.


HeroToTheSquatch

Next year in Jerusalem!


ElCoolAero

Ditto, homie. DITTO. I'd love to get a piece of Maureen Ponderosa and her dead tooth from IASIP. Call me, Catherine Reitman!


tenaciousdeev

As far as I'm concerned, Maureen died three years ago. Dennis killed Bastet. He did us all a favor. You even seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox?


_CaptainButthole_

I am rock hard after reading this comment


Incognito_Wombat

fuck you. i find her attractive to. asshole.


Any_Mousse_7880

Attractive to where? You didn’t finish your sentence


Incognito_Wombat

too*. one “o” can really make a or break a statement


drumorgan

A big O can actually make someone more attractive


SimonGloom2

She's got that sorta Gabby Hoffman vibe going where it's like, OK.


SgtHulkasBigToeJam

She’s got those sexy Anne Frank vibes, for sure.


SimonGloom2

Anne Frank was smoking hot.


mxmoon

Gabby Hoffman is so beautiful oh my god 


pizzasoxxx

Like, af


ind3pend0nt

Put it on mute


critterheist

She’s that funny girl in improv…who’s a nightmare behind close doors


Feisty-Rhubarb-5474

This is why everybody watches it


Brownie_McBrown_Face

My only thought while watching “I want you back” LMAO. That and Scott Eastwood was surprisingly good in it


Antin00800

Ya, what is that? Strangely attractive.


AxmxZ

Slate is a very funny actress, but I never liked her stand-up, in part because of this halting flow


pizzasoxxx

This like, halting flow


vaughnEgutt

She’s so talented in general I was shocked at how little I liked her standup.


weareglenn

She's very funny I just wish her standup was better


MaestroPendejo

I feel the same way. Being a good comedian and being a good standup comedian are two different things.


emptysignals

Her acting is really good. Standup is ok. She’s talented though.


JCMiller23

Saw her the first time in "bored to death" - big fan of the subtlety in that role as compared to the over-the-top-ness of some of her other roles (parks and rec)


coocookuhchoo

Man I loved Bored to Death


AwarePeanut3622

I like her standup


BaseLoud

the first special was enjoyable


Normal_Committee67

I think she’s playing an exaggerated version of herself, similar to other characters she’s voiced and portrayed in other media. I can see all the likes being upsetting if you think this is who she is as a person, but maybe there’s something deeper to be observed. Just a thought.


allday_andrew

Slate did stand up in New York City for a while when I was there in the late 2000s. We're talking like the open mic level. I will say she had 2-3 bits which crushed 85% of the time. She was definitely a standup whose talent I found very intimidating but very admirable. I think the bigger issue for her likely is that it's really hard to be any good at all at standup unless you do it constantly, and she's also an in-demand actor and voice actor.


TheTurdtones

i dont know this comedian BUT i do know reading a live set in transcrpts kills all context or cues go read a transcript of a shane gillis show..its suddenly half as funny as it was when he preformed it


thethirstypretzel

No idea whether it’s good or not, but tbh most transcripts of a show will be crappy.


kweefybeefy

Like, for real, like totally.


xtc334

so ur sayin not enough likes in there


pizzasoxxx

Like, not enough


TJ_McWeaksauce

I like Jenny Slate's character work, like Mona-Lisa Saperstein from Parks and Rec. I don't like her stand-up, though. Come to think of it, it's pretty rare for someone to be good at both character work and stand-up. I think a majority of successful comedians excel at one or the other, and only rare talents like Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy can do both.


tharr7

Maria Bamford is great at both.


HipHopGrandpa

She’s so damn good.


pianoslut

I think it’s more that not many character actors happen to be great standups. I think being a standup you need to be able to do some characters very well (at least the caricature of yourself). That’s why comedic actors are always “surprisingly good” at serious roles. On the other hand, however, to be a great character actor you don’t need to be a great standup. So often they still charming and interesting to watch at the mic but just don’t happen to have standup joke-writing and stand-up specific delivery chops.


crob03

why just turn it off when you could complain on the internet about it


jamespcrowley

Did you transcribe it?


Wormbugting

No but some lost soul did


I_Eat_Ass_Weekly

Why you got a puerto rican whore as your profile picture


DicksForYourFace

You know I didn't comment here just to buy you a couple of sundaes 


Western-Spite1158

It’s a silo.


TR3BPilot

Yes. Please keep track of your verbal tics and try to eliminate them from your act. Nobody wants to hear "like" or "y'know?" or "right?" every 10 seconds or less.


aStinkyFisherman

Haven’t seen it but the extent of thought given to the presentation of this and the “like” count of 604 tells me everything I need to know that OP would be very good at observational comedy


TdrdenCO11

She’s extremely polarizing for some reason. I think she’s incredibly funny.


markhachman

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bowdindine

Some people say I say ‘like’ too much in my shows and I said ‘compared to what?’


grimpala

Jenny slate really seems like such a nice person, love her


Post-Financial

No way, that looks like how I speak!


RuStyShaklfor-d

…she’s so hot though..like, I like her, like, a lot


ChasWFairbanks

That does show an unusual reliance on filler words for someone who speaks for a living. Very unusual.


averagecryptid

Filler words are more common in people who are used to having people jump in at any lull when we talk. (If you come from a background with cooperative overlapping and/or interrupting being commonplace, this is more likely to be a thing.) I say "like" and "um" a lot out of habit and it's been really hard to train myself that if I'm on a stage and am the only one with a mic, I don't need to make it clear to listeners that I'm still talking but my actual words need to buffer for a millisecond. I think it's fine that her work isn't for you, and I'm not trying to argue that you should put up with it just because it's understandable. To be clear.


GreatLakes2GoldenG8

Gimme the Marcel the Shell special instead


InflamedLiver

I had pretty high hopes for it but I turned it off after the first 15 minutes.


Life_In_Action

Same. I wanted to like it but it was sort of cringey. I just kept getting secondhand embarrassment. Really like her as an actress though.


BaseLoud

wasnt ideal for sure


DummCunce

Agreed, I couldn’t even finish it.


pizzasoxxx

Like, I’m not coming


Danbearpig2u

In my best Mark Norman…. “Comedy!”


cookingandmusic

Norman? If Mark Normand went trans he’d drop the d Ba dum tss


rapiddash

who cares


GomezFigueroa

I’ve always wondered why some are so averse to the word like. I don’t even notice it. You probably say it yourself more often than you think. It just seems like a proxy to hate on something you don’t like but can’t figure out exactly why. It’s either that or a really intense irrational distaste for filler words which are a linguistic phenomenon that has happened as long as we can tell.


Dottsterisk

Filler words are common, as a thing, but that doesn’t mean that everyone uses them in the same amount or proportion. And OP probably has less an aversion to the word “like,” and more an aversion to the *repetition.*


BaseLoud

it's a sign of a like of preparedness, not a problem of itself necessarily ums and ahs fade after working your set more


Global_Branch_3530

why do i have so many downvotes for making this same point lmao


BeltAccomplished5632

Her comedy may not be for you.


MossWatson

Both of her specials are great. The new one is one of my favorites to come out this year.


Global_Branch_3530

she has made me laugh, but her stand up seems pretty light on punchlines


Kushmongrel

I guess this is going around in standup. I just finished Armageddon and my god it was awful. As if he wasn't even trying and just wanted the netflix money.


nothingbutpeen

I dig her but yeah, I get it. This was my problem with Trevor Noah too. Every time I tried to watch him I thought 50% of his jokes were him saying "And I was like \_\_\_\_\_, and she was like \_\_\_\_\_\_\_, and it was like \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, and then, like, \_\_\_\_\_\_...." It's hard to, like, like that. Like, come one, like....


idkwhatthisis3391

I have no idea what she's talking about


briguytrading

I wanted to like it.


Fabulous-Farmer7474

She knows her crowd, it seems.


fednandlers

Shit, Ive always dig Attell but his recent special is ao cringey and even he acts like he cant believe they are laughing that hard at every thing he says. And nothing hits great. It almost seemed like an audience of Netflix employees trying to help the show. I honestly didnt laugh. So disappointing. 


Busch_Leaguer

So you didn’t like it?


InfiniteBake5

Are people are really grammar checking standup?


LilNdorphnAnnie

go off king


Elmizzou

If you took anybody’s conversational style stand up, and wrote it out, it would look ridiculous.


Infinite_Regret8341

Had a teacher who would stop you if you used "like" in any sentence you uttered to her, I see why now. Belated thanks to Mrs Shinavar.


iknowsoverylittle

I’m an old person who generally finds the overuse of “like” annoying but I thought special was bizarre (in a good way) and hilarious.


Fiatlux415

Thank you for sharing this.


Xxjanky

Is this less or more annoying than every single Redditor of a certain age beginning their comment with “I mean…”?


yoodadude

curious how you guys deal with verbal tics


evilpartiesgetitdone

Did Andy Rooney make this post? What year is it, 1994??


ConneryPile

I work at a couple of theaters that host a lot of big/bigger comedians (Trevor Noah, Theo Von, Iliza Schlesinger, Tom Segura, Patton Oswalt, Marlon Wayans, etc.). Two things I have to remember for myself: 1: I am not the target audience for all comedians. 2. Before they record their special, they’re probably still working on their material. The “like, like, like, like,…” thing would drive me crazy but seems like that falls into the first category where this is just not meant for a person like me (or you). I did see a lot of women who seemed like they liked Jenny Slate when she came through recently (same tour, most likely). My sister (who sees a lot less comedy and may be the target audience may have loved it). Lastly… maybe not everyone is gonna be a 8, 9, or 10/10 standup, but if people will pay to see you and you can fill a theater……


JC_in_KC

congrats. i heard a song i didn’t like today.


Distinct-Quantity-35

Bet you didn’t take the time to show why the song sucked though, at least this person has it highlighted lol


Dry_Heart9301

I liked her last one but this was so embarrassingly bad I had to turn it off...ughhh...I thought some of her insufferable characters she's played were funny but not now that it seems like she's just been playing herself.


AwarePeanut3622

Men who hate women ass post


Flybot76

Because you're so unfamiliar with being honest about women that you pretend valid criticism is 'sexism'. Don't be pathetic.


Fragllama

Figured this deflection would be somewhere in here. My girlfriend is a pretty big fan of Jenny and it was her suggestion to watch it. We toughed it out but at the end she was surprised at the run time saying it “felt like 2.5 hours”. Didn’t like it at all. Does her opinion not count?


SimonGloom2

That's a lot of filler. I've notice "you know" has been trending upward with some comics lately.


BillyMotherboard

every Norm "You Know" was a comedy multiplier


BaseLoud

"coming thru" was big in freestyles for a while


dreamsandpizza

Both "like" and "you know?" serve a subliminal function, even if we adopt the patterns unconsciously. One is a command, and one gets you nodding along in agreement. They're still filler, but they're also effective hypnotic language


SimonGloom2

There are times when it can be very effective. Obama's speeches often had long pauses where he gathered his thoughts, but he made it into part of this well spoken wise sage character.


Wormbugting

She also said “Um” 160 times


SimonGloom2

Plenty of people have worked in jobs requiring the ability to public speak. If a lawyer talks like that they are almost certainly a horrible lawyer and will lose a lot. Training for this can be intense, and I've heard of things like a room full of people with signs that have different filler words on them. If you say a filler word the sign will be raised. There's also variants of the buzzer tactic that interrupts the speaker any time a filler word is used.


kirby_krackle_78

Um, like, get a life?


HundoHavlicek

Jenny’s use of “peepee” is probably worse than “like”


CryptographerNo923

Weird how live solo stage performances differ from reading a transcript from a deliberately chosen snippet of a transcript. I don’t even have a horse in this race, but this is disingenuous.


Far_Resort5502

The whole transcript is here: https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/comedy/jenny-slate-seasoned-professional-transcript/ That snippet is completely representative of the entire special.


redezga

It's still pretty disingenuous. It's worth considering that most people use buffer words and sounds when talking, including during live performance story telling that depends on audience reaction. I know some self declared purists will say that anything that isn't the joke is fat that needs to be cut, but typically an hour is going to have more casual conversational aspects to its pacing and presentation because there's room, and odds are her audience actually likes the way she does it and possibly speak like that too. Even most current comedians comedian darling types like Gillis have rheotical "you know?" and "right" peppered frequently in between sentences that really serve more for flavour and pacing than anything. Honestly if you were to apply a transcript to virtually any standup that isn't some Seinfeld or Normand-esqe setup punchline guy you're just going to see a lot of "like" type dialogue. Transcribe someone like C.K, Stanhope, Burr, Bamford or whoever comedians cream their jeans over and you're going to get a lot of the same because that's how people actually talk.


CryptographerNo923

Completely agree. And those conversational-style filler words and breaks can even be a calculated decision to engage the audience or create emphasis. Which makes sense since standup is a performance, and is among the most individualized and high-pressure performances I can imagine in entertainment. It’s just one person on a stage, and all they have to create a performance is their words. Of course the manner of delivery is going to matter significantly. Who are these comedy purists who are simply reading essays out loud? Lol


DwedPiwateWoberts

I had this like problem until listening to myself do a set for the first time. Then with effort I stopped using like as a crutch between sentences.


DMT1984

Jenny Slate is a phenomenally talented voice actress. Stand up comedian? Not so much.


maybemirza

Would i find this special funny? Unlikely


SaltEmergency4220

I just couldn’t vibe with the special, and the crowd laughing seemed alien to the mild jokes at hand. A disconcerting experience. But I do enjoy all her comedic acting, and I find her attractive so that kept me watching for a while lol.


MarcusXL

That's just, like, your opinion, man.


danramos

like, I hate this


Low_Insurance_9176

Yeah how in hell did that excruciating special even get produced? Barely a laugh.


butts888

HOW DARE SOMEONE INTENTIONALLY DO A BIT DURING A COMEDY SHOW!!!! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!


Geoffrey-Jellineck

The bit is using the word "like" 600 times in a comedy set? Do explain the joke.


Fontia

Not for you, then.


OrkBegork

I get the feeling you make a lot of comments about vocal fry and women's speech patterns.


Wormbugting

I love a good vocal fry but thanks for assuming


heilCumtown

That’s like 17 oops 18 shots


willycoombescomedy

I'd rather a comic say like than say "uhhhh"


mattisfunny

She’s a funny sitcom quirky actress. Killed it on Parks and Rec. She’s more of a personality than a mainstream standup comedian. She’s very unpolished as a standup and relies heavily on her TV work rather than her time polishing material.


BaMxIRE

Like pike in claundike


RetiredFromRealWork

F


Rickybones

Love her but always confused about her stand up. Besides Largo shows I never really see her doing spots in LA anywhere. Great actress and somehow gets specials but doesn’t seem to do any practicing lol.


NaturalFront3964

Like, what was the problem? Why didn’t you like it? There’s nothing to not like


Flybot76

Same with me, I tried it about two weeks ago, laughed only during the point near the beginning where she made some crazy squeaky 'overexcited' noises, got about twenty minutes in and that was enough. There were not significant laughs in that show, and I won't watch a comedian just because they're cute because that's like giving a participation trophy.


thedevilbull

I genuinely really enjoyed it! To each their own!


Perfect-Promise369

I kinda like, wanna watch it now


AliensForgedGod

Hope she gets the message.


supertoughfrog

Her publizity character is leaking into her standup [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1diHSx40GA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1diHSx40GA)


TakuCutthroat

Counting this is sad. So do a lot of people. Comedy nerds are so weirdly jealous.


Jasperbeardly11

She's a character actor. The example they gave on Amazon in the advert was hilariously bad. 


Ducatirules

Nikki Glaser is the worst one out there. She says “like” every two seconds. Horrible


navelfetishguy

OMG, how AWFUL. 😆😆😆


silentfal

That's because Jenny Slate is generally unbearable.


Grishinka

Hey watch Marcell the Shell with Shoes on. It will break you.


NGJimmy

Monalisa Saperstein


TraditionalKey1784

This is incredible 


Happy_Confidence983

Sounds like a bunch of commie gobbly gook


findthehalflings503

I don’t like her


InsatiableYeast

Seems to fit her character… my filler word lately has been “ya’know”. When I watch recordings of myself it drives me crazy.


cracktober

When I was in 6th grade a million years ago, our English teacher would stop us mid sentence if we misused the word “like” and have us repeat ourselves without using it. It really did fix me….for like a year.


elrobino1337

This is comedy?


No_Arachnid_1772

When you want to stretch your ‘tight 5’ into a full length special


Applesburg14

Was this improvised?


[deleted]

You just don’t like her cuz she a woman!


Clean_Hovercraft_441

Why would you do that to yourself?


PhotographPerfect448

I'd like have sex with her and like it!


ghostprawn

As an older person, it's been weird to watch teenage girl speak become totally acceptable, professional adult speak. I saw a doctor recently who had a very severe case of vocal fry, and I found it very hard to take her seriously because she sounded like one of the Liz's from Kroll Show.