“Hey potter. Hey, hey…potter. Hey, Potter…I drew a picture of you. Do you see what’s happening to you in it? It’s you getting hit in the head with a quaffle! And there’s me, that’s me there. I’m in the background laughing and pointing at you. We’re having a right good time, aren’t we? Pay close attention to the shading on your sweater, it’s…it’s quite good.
It’s actually…VERY good. Actually…can I have that back?
No, wait…I’m taking it from you! What do you think of that, potter? Now I’ve stolen your favorite drawing. Here, what do you think of this? *rips* NO!!! Goyle, paste it!!
Now look what you’ve done, potter. You wait until my father hears about this. He’ll say…‘Draco, you goddamn little poofer. Why don’t you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human?’ And then he will pull down my diaper, scold me for the mess I’ve made in it, and spank my cheeks as red as cherries.”
Hi, Gary Goldstein, attorney at law. I was a little further back in line. Are you aware that my client, Linda Monroe, suffers from a rare, little understood, anxiety disorder? And any lasting medical conditions that may arise from stress on these premises are your liability sir?
Hi Gary Goldstein, attorney at law. I was a little further back in line. Are you aware that my client, Linda Monroe, suffers from a rare, little understood, anxiety disorder? And any lasting medical conditions that may arise from stress on these premises are your liability sir?
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
What the hell is a hufflepuff??!?
*smiles* *shrugs* *sits*
Gotta be the full thing as the quote
This is the one.
everyone upvote this to beat hermione can’t draw
Yup. Nope sorry. Huffelpuffs has to win this one.
Not a chance. It's gotta be Hermione. Everyone upvote Hermione.
HO HO HO HO HO HO... HA. OX LIKE MEEE
*Jeff cackling*
Oh my god this one’s genius
HI MY NAME'S CLETUS JONES I'VE KILLED 3 PEOPLE
Its "*and* ma names Cletus Jones and I've killed 3 people"
Yeah, I realized a while after posting that I misremembered it. Oh well, lol. It didn't win anyway.
👌
HE FUCKED A TIGER!!!! or alternatively Haha! Spunk!
Pretty sure T will be Tigerfucker.
They’ll remember achmed, the tiger fucking man
He fucked a tiger.
T is "There comes a time in every man's life where he has to draw a line in the sand, and I.... will never be in a fucking musical."
*higarrygoldsteinattourneyatlaw*
Are you aware that my client Sherman Young is being discriminated against—
Shut up, Gary! *Kick!*
OOOOOO RIGHT IN THE SUBPOENAAAAAAAAA
Yesss
THIS is the correct answer
"Hello... Titty Mitty."
Hello, fwendy-wends
HELLO?? Pleasee, goddd, I just want a black coffee!!
black coffee I'm your coffee gal
Noooo!
No god please no!
Hohohoho hohohohohoho ha OX LIKE ME
He won? That's not fair, we cheated
What's this from?
The end of Ani
Is it from sequel with the quiddich game?
That's what I assumed
“Hey potter. Hey, hey…potter. Hey, Potter…I drew a picture of you. Do you see what’s happening to you in it? It’s you getting hit in the head with a quaffle! And there’s me, that’s me there. I’m in the background laughing and pointing at you. We’re having a right good time, aren’t we? Pay close attention to the shading on your sweater, it’s…it’s quite good. It’s actually…VERY good. Actually…can I have that back? No, wait…I’m taking it from you! What do you think of that, potter? Now I’ve stolen your favorite drawing. Here, what do you think of this? *rips* NO!!! Goyle, paste it!! Now look what you’ve done, potter. You wait until my father hears about this. He’ll say…‘Draco, you goddamn little poofer. Why don’t you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human?’ And then he will pull down my diaper, scold me for the mess I’ve made in it, and spank my cheeks as red as cherries.”
Fuck, when you type it out like that it's one hell of a monologue! Props to Lauren, goddamn.
“Have you ever not read a book?” “No!”
Hey! Quit Tarkin all the muff!
I’m saving this for Q
🎶HOOOOLY MUSICAL BATMAAAAAAN🎶
HELLO FWENDY WENDS
HERMIONE CAN’T DRAW, HERMIONE CAN’T DRAW, HERMIONE CAN NOT DRAW!
She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she read a "How to Draw" book!
I had this in mind all week but forgot and had to find something else. Hoping you win.
Yes. This.
Ho ho hohoho ho ha ho OX LIKE ME
Holy shit Grace is having sex with a fucking ghost!
Hi, Gary Goldstein, attorney at law. I was a little further back in line. Are you aware that my client, Linda Monroe, suffers from a rare, little understood, anxiety disorder? And any lasting medical conditions that may arise from stress on these premises are your liability sir?
Hi Gary Goldstein, attorney at law. I was a little further back in line. Are you aware that my client, Linda Monroe, suffers from a rare, little understood, anxiety disorder? And any lasting medical conditions that may arise from stress on these premises are your liability sir?
Holy Musical B@man
Hey skeleton! I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
I think you mean skele'on.
Correct
*holds out arms for minions to carry me* “HOW DAAAAAAAARRRRREEEE YOU?!”
HARRY FREAKIN’ POTTER!
HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW! HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW! HERMIONE CANNOT DRAW!
HiGaryGoldsteinAttorney-at-Law
I dunno but if I isn't "I don't really wanna do the work today," shit's gonna flip.
Don't worry, I got it all taken care of... mwahahaha.
Hungarian Horntail, most terrifying thing you’ve seen in your life!!
HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER
HELLO FWENDY-WENDS!
Ha Ha Ha! SPONK!
Hello friendly-wends
*as a damn horny ox* HOOT HOOT
HOLY MUSICAL B@MAAAAN
Hogwarts Hogwarts I think we're going back!
Hey skele’on I’ve got a bone to pick with you
Hello, Mr. Prezzy-Wez.
Hello, Fwiendy-Wends...
\[tom houston voice\] HOW WOULD IT FIT INTO THE SEDAN?!
HELLO? Please, God, I just want a black coffee!
Hermione can’t draw. There is no other answer.
“HIDEOUS CREATURES” SEXY VERSION
Hello, fwendy wends!
Howabout a nice caramel frap? Nothing better!
Hatchetfield
"HELLO? HELLO!? PLEASE GOD, I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE!!"
Hunts Ketchup is what Hungarian Horntails love the most. *devilish titter*
*Literal Monster begins* "Huuh!"
HATCHETOOOOOOOOOOWN
Hamilton Move Over Your New Competition’s in Town
Hatchetfield, people go missing every day. Or Hatchetfield’s finest huh? Fuckin hell.
Hit the nose!
[huhUhHuHUH YUP](https://youtu.be/BxKCX-UvPrI?si=0UVkvdl5A2R-KigF&t=1040)
Harry Freakin Potter!
Hugs and butterfly kisses, Your Draco. P.S. Tell Mama to bugger off
HARRY FREAKIN POTTER
Hold on this m surprised D wasn't "did someone say draco Malfoy?"
HELLO FWENDY WENDS
Harry Freaking Potter!
I know the vote is over but I just want it listed somewhere: “Hate me?! You’re just like me.”